Rihanna is quoted as telling German Magazine Bravo that she’s looking for a guy who’s well hung. She supposedly said “He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean?” She also allegedly went on about how she sizes a guy up by checking out his package first. It doesn’t sound like something Rihanna would say, and the quotes are too good to be true. They’re funny as hell and sound like something a parody website would make up. I can’t find the article on Bravo’s website and I’ll try and pick it up this weekend to see if I can verify the quotes. (I’m in Germany. If any of our German readers have seen the article and can verify the quotes, please let us know.) It’s worth noting that Gala, a German celebrity magazine similar to Hello!, is running the quotes. It’s possible they got them from the same dubious source as everyone else, though. The translation is accurate based on the quotes in Gala, according to my German husband.
This is all pretty amusing, but I honestly don’t think she said this. We’ll see:
Rihanna has revealed she is on the hunt for a new man – but he has to have a big ”toy” and it has to be fun.
Rihanna wants a man with a big pen*s.
The ‘Umbrella’ singer – who has been single since Chris Brown assaulted her in February – is ready to date again but isn’t interested in suitors who don’t measure up in the bedroom.
When asked what a guy needed to impress her, she quipped to German magazine Bravo: “He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn’t make it fun. Right now I don’t want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun.”
Although she is on the look-out for a guy, Rihanna is careful about who she gives her number to.She said: “I love flirting at the moment. I’m single and I’m enjoying my freedom. But I don´t give my phone number out that often. But if I’m dating, I check the boy from the top to the bottom.”
One guy Rihanna has her eye is ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ actor Jesse Williams – who plays her love interest in the video for ‘Russian Roulette’.
The 21-year-old star revealed: “Jesse, who’s in my music video for ‘Russian Roulette’, is soooo hot!”
[From Contact Music]
I’m in the “motion of the ocean” camp, but only to a point. There’s too small and too big, but anything in the average spectrum is usually fine and more than average is a nice surprise. Again, chances are really high that these quotes were a joke and someone is misinterpreting them. If not, Rihanna is pretty foolish to spill to some random magazine that she likes a man who is packing. (As an only mildly related aside, is anyone else annoyed that Hung won’t be coming back on HBO until the summer of next year? I love that show.)
Rihanna also recently admitted in a radio interview that she sometimes misses Chris Brown when she’s reminded of their relationship. She said she doesn’t turn off Chris’ music when it comes on the radio and added “I like his music.” She’s not haunted by his memory, though. “I’ve gotten over it, but there’s definitely constant reminders. A lot of it is listening to the radio and songs coming on.” As for the rumors that she’s dating Tristan Wilds from 90210, she said “I don’t even have his number.” She said he came over to a house party she threw and that’s it. When asked if she’s open to dating now, Rihanna answered “No, I’m a very flirty girl though. I don’t think I have a lot of time for a commitment right now. Or the energy.” She probably has the energy for some hot encounters, but I doubt she said that she vets guys by their size and performance. Or else why would she have been with Chris Brown for so long?
Update: Thanks to reader Arvedia for confirming that Bravo does have this interview and that Rihanna is quoted accurately! Her comment is below.
Rihanna is shown at LAX yesterday. Credit: WENN.com
Going on the assumption that that’s true, RiRi, you’re acting like Megan Fox and that’s not a good thing.
I find her comments about Chris to be more unsettling than allegedly saying she wants a guy who’s hung. (And yes CB, I’m upset at the Hung delay too!)
I’m down with a big package. But missing the guy who beat the shit out of you? Makes me think she’ll get caught in a cycle of abuse with the next guy too.
Lol at the last comment you made on your post;
“but I doubt she said that she vets guys by their size and performance. Or else why would she have been with Chris Brown for so long?” .
No one knows how big his thing is except the people he slept with. But to assume that his penis is small because of peoples dislike for him is quite hilarious. But I dont know him so I cant dislike him…but it is funny none the less.
I have the new Bravo at home (teenage daughter), and the passage goes like this:
Bravo: And what does it take for a boy to get you laid?
Rihanna (laughs): He has to be fantastic in bed and very well endowed! [Oops, did she really just say that?]
Bravo: I beg your pardon?!
Rihanna: Yes, you heard that right. Inner values are important of course, but they don`t get you anywhere if you don’t have an adequate toy! At the moment I don’t want to be in a relationship , I’m not ready for that. I just want fun – and I’ll grab it!
No wonder she attracts scumbags if ” inner values are important but they dont get you anywhere if you dont have an adquate toy”
You know, if any other young starlet/singer said those comments, I’d probably jump all over them for being whorish, but there’s something about Rihanna I like. She’s just cool. And she’s young. That’s the kind of thing you say to your girlfriends, but not in an interview, lol! She may be embarrassed by those comments when she’s older, but I find them kind of amusing. And I agree. 🙂
Where the hell is Jay-Z? RiRi needs some wrangling, STAT.
She just try way to hard to create this image ,edgy ,sexy .
“It doesn’t sound like something Rihanna would say.”
Ummmm, have you seen her lately? She’s hyper-hyper sexualised in everything now: her music videos, CD covers (the most outlandish is her wearing no pants or underwear and bending across a table) and going out wearing thin cotton, black clothes without a bra and a thong so you can see through everything. And let’s not forget her S&M outfits onstage.
Haha, the girl herself has said she’s kinky, I am not surprised. I think Lady Gaga said this too at some point.
whew jesse williams is one beautiful man.
Rhianna’s on to something. Sexual chemistry is important! and if there’s nothing to work with, it ain’t happening.
Not every interview has to be groundbreaking, and I dig her honesty.
She’s just saying what most other women are thinking. Nothing new – actually quite refreshing.
We all have personal preferences but this is telling of a particular self destructive mindset that basically ensures women will continue to be mistreated by dirtbag men.
Not really much sympathy for a woman if criteria such as that supersedes all others.
It’d be like a man bemoaning a similar lack of success with the sorts of women who get into stripping and porn.
Only most men have the presence of mind to see that it’s is a corollary AND a cause.
Women such as this seem to have a one-line dialogue that drowns out the reality of their situation whilst they’re being treated like shit.
I’m sure she misses the good times. Having a partner you’ve been with a couple of years, you loved and had fun with. Who you believed was there for you and all the other good stuff in a relationship.
Knowing it’s over and you can never go back there,it having ended badly (to say the least) doesn’t wipe away the fact that at one time it was good. It just means the good times ended that night with the relationship.
That’s definitely understandable (I think).
^^^ That’s clearly not what she’s “missing”.
Rihanna loves Chris ‘beat her down’ Brown because he’s a big d*ck. I heard he was a giant cock!!
Hahahahahah
But seriously, someone should probably tell Rihanna that if she needs too big of a ‘package,’ it might actually indicate that her lady parts are too large.
If she keeps making comments like these in interviews, the public may have to eventually conclude that having sex with Rihanna is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!
She’s a four-finger Sally, ya’ll!!!
Well said, Jeri. I agree.
she sounds so common. ugh.
If a man had said this about a woman’s breasts, it would be all over the media by now.
ohh pls grow up people she likes a big d”k so what? some men like big ass or tits some like small ones, some women like little willy some like it big its her choice, my husband is real big so im very happy.
Any woman who says this type of crap is public, to me–is a slut and is asking for all kinds of trouble! Gosh–I am so sick of hearing about this bitch! She is obviously very ignorant and as I said, a slut!I’ve lost all respect for her. The comment that she is “young” hell, she’s not that young! It’s called common sense! Making a comment like that in an interview???? IT’S CALLED STUPID AND SLUT-LIKE!
I think Beyonce should be careful of letting her hang around her husband so much!
Yeah and I don’t like back pussy