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*This is not the hooker outfit. This is Miley shooting a scene for ‘Sex & the City’ in October.
Page Six has an interesting piece of information about Miley Cyrus this morning. Apparently, Wednesday night was Miley’s big 17th birthday party, and she dressed up like a hooker to celebrate. Seriously. First, let me wish Miley a happy birthday. Her real birthday isn’t until Monday, so we’re still early on the birthday wishes. She’s one year closer to her Britney Spears-style breakdown, y’all! Next: the hooker outfit. Yes, Miley apparently dressed up like Julia Roberts’ character in Pretty Woman. Honestly, I don’t think she needs an occasion to dress up like a hooker, but that’s just my opinion. Do we have to cut her some slack because it’s her birthday and because she’s turning 17 years old? Or because it was a “theme” party? The “theme” being “dress up like a wh-re”. Or “dress like Miley does everyday”. No, in truth the theme was “the ‘80s” – but Pretty Woman came out in 1990. So I guess Miley just likes dressing like a hooker.
Miley Cyrus dressed as Julia Roberts’ “Pretty Woman” hooker character for an ’80s party to celebrate her 17th birthday Wednesday night.
The teen star — recently criticized for pole dancing at the Teen Choice Awards — donned the sexy outfit and danced the night away at the Canal Room on West Broadway, where Constantine Maroulis and the cast of the Broadway hit “Rock of Ages” surprised Miley with a performance.
Sources told Page Six: “Miley had seen the show two weeks ago and loved it, so her mom Tish brought the cast in to surprise her. But I’m not sure who was more into Constantine — Miley or her mother.”
Between songs from the musical, Miley grabbed Constantine and danced with him at the front of the stage and then Tish joined in.
[From Page Six]
In one other piece of Miley news, do you remember how she chomped, clod and farted her way through her criticism of Twilight? Well, we might have some interesting backstory on that! Billy Ray Cyrus (The Mullet) gave his top five movies to Rotten Tomatoes, and guess what made the list? Oh, yes. Twilight! He also included Blue Velvet, The Horse Whisperer, and Bonnie & Clyde. But Miley can’t like anything her daddy likes. Especially when it’s a movie about waiting to do anything! Especially when the characters don’t dress up like hookers. The Mullet writes about Twilight: “I’m gonna go with the most recent film I saw that was really good. I thought Twilight was pretty killer. Put it up there, I’m gonna go with it! Even though it was about vampires, I thought it was told in a really cool way. I thought the acting was strong. And, I thought the music that accompanied the film was really cool.” Oh, Mullet. Not only do you raise a hooker daughter, you have crappy taste in movies.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Billy Ray Cyrus, Birthdays, Miley Cyrus
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How does one watch the Britneys and Lindsays of show biz self implode, and then sit back and watch your own kid start down the same path?
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Those gums!
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That sounds about right to me.
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Is that a Smith Jerrod poster in the background of the 2nd picture?
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It still boggles my mind how this child dresses and acts like a slutbag, but then proclaims her love for Jesus. Does that make all her other behavior ok? Is that how the Cyrus family rolls? Put your daughter(s) on the stripper pole, but as long as they get their bible readin’ in, it’s all good? Ugh.
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@lucy2
they sit back and count the money they made exploiting their children.
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I was thinking the same thing as Firestarter – every time I see a picture of her all I can see are GUMS. She is just not an attractive girl in any way. Her popularity continues to boggle my mind… Oh, and of course she dressed in a hooker outfit for her birthday. What else is one supposed to do when one turns 17?
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God, I hate stage parents and their young.
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Im with you Bitter Betty! It blows my mind they are now trotting out the next in line Noah.
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TEAM GUMS!
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im wondering why the authorities havent said anyting about it. I mean if this is okay, why do we lock up molesters again?! Some sick man is looking at this girl right now jacking off and daddy incourages?! DISCUSTING!
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Where did she get her clothes from? St Vincent de Paul? She looks absolutely awful. So much money, such little syle – revolting! And what’s that thing around her neck meant to be? She looks like a 30 year old hooker.
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Good thing you put the disclaimer that this is not the hooker dress in question. I quite like it, minus the dagger choker necklace.
I think Miley’s mainproblem IS her Father. It almost seems to me that since Billy Ray was a one hit wonder back in the day, that he is using his daughter to reap the celebrity that din’t land on him.
She looks like a little kid playing dress up in Mommy’s clothes. And does anyone else find it strange that her MOm is hardly ever in the press like her Father is?
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Miley in a horror flick?
http://thm-a04.yimg.com/image/8aaca0f0b9c8ee6a
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Eh, I’ll believe it when I see pictures. Miley isn’t doing anything most teens aren’t doing.
I thought I was at a strip club when I went out for Halloween. Little 10th graders dressing in nothing short of teddies.
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is it me? or does this cchic have 2 birthdays to every one of mine.
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that’s fine and all…..just checkin
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when doesn’t this good christian girl dress like a hooker?
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She dresses up like a hooker for her birthday AND the other 364 days a year.
I think she is just jealous of the Twilight franchise. She contines to go down the wrong way while other stars her age are being smart.
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Her and Prejean need to get together and make some “movies”.
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The Gums? To Hell with the Gums!
Check them Chompers out! She can eat peanuts from the bottom of a Coca Cola bottle.
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aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww…..poor miley. i can’t believe i just said that. i think she’s a really cute little teenager. and i think she’s a pretty normal teenager in the way that she says and does stupid and obnoxious things all the time. totally obsessed with boys and clothes.
and i actually kinda like the outfit-minus the weird punk choker-at least i’m thinking she was trying to go for some weird-80′s-punk-disco-bitch-look for her birthday party. it’s not like she walked down to starbucks like this.
i’ve got a soft spot for her for some reason…she’s just a kid i guess.
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And this is different from any other day because?????
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Firestarter: Those gums!
Ha! Exactly what I was thinking! She looks too much like her inarticulate, not-too-bright father to have much appeal for me. (Wow, sounds mean to say things like that about a teenager–just don’t understand her appeal.)
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So she fnally came out!!(No not lesbian but i think that too will come soon)…..she came out in her true form!
a road hooker.
Well she should have hung a board aroung her neck displaying her rates/hour.
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Team gums for sure. There is some kind of surgery you can get for that. They tack down your upper lip somehow so that it doesn’t go up so high when you smile. Or they could raise her teeth with some bridgework. Anything would be an improvement. Too much inbreeding perhaps?
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@victoria – when I read your post I thought it said “trotting out the next line, Noah” – like saying Noah is the next model, the next version etc. Ha.
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Her crew bus crashed in VA and the driver was killed.
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most beautiful girl of the world
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Her eyebrows are really weird, it looks like she’s taken to drawing them on, which I thought only old ladies did.
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Jeeze she isn’t dressed like a hooker what is this Christian heaven in here??? She looks like she is playing dress up, there is nothing sexy about this kid at all, you holier then thous have to dig pretty deep to make this kid look sexy lol..I guess just seeing some young kid having fun really pisses yhou people off lol
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ahhh…and her damn lips!!!
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GET BRACES WOMAN AND DRESS NICER!
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miley is a straght ouyt hooker and the bitches saying all this or gay guys need to lay off shes kust experrinsing the new wold OMG is that a crime
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miley is gay
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i hate miley butt i hate everyone ecsppecally the people that need to lay off OMG
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