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Here’s Lindsay Lohan out and about in Hollywood last week. Guess what she’s doing? She’s shopping for jewelry! Otherwise known as a “heist”. Also, do you see it? After looking cleaner and almost human for a couple of weeks, Lindsay is back to looking orange, dirty and f-cked up. And when she gets all high, you know what she loves to do, right? Get more high? Well, yes. But she also likes to crack tweet. And she likes to make sh-t up. And so she’s joined her two greatest passions together – to lie on Twitter. Lindsay’s lie? That she’s “written” a television show. My first guess would be that it’s an episode of A&E’s “Intervention” but my second guess is even worse – that this is just some dumb, drama-queen, cracked-out delusion:
Actress Lindsay Lohan says she has sold a TV show penned by herself to a US network.
The 23-year-old is planning to produce the show, and claims it will go into production as soon as she can find a suitable writer to complete the scripts for an entire season of episodes.
Lindsay wrote on her Twitter account: “I wrote/created a show that I think I sold today! I just need to get someone else to take on the full season writing for it. Producing is another passion of mine, as well as directing/writing.”
The subject of the show is unknown, but Lindsay sparked speculation Jessica Alba’s husband Cash Warren was involved in it when she sent him an online message reading: “Excited to start this project!”
As yet, no TV networks have confirmed they will be working with Lindsay.
[From The Skinny]
Lindsay is the Typhoid Mary of legit Hollywood, so it’s not surprising that “no TV networks have confirmed”. My guess is that no confirmation will ever come, because this project doesn’t exist. And what the hell is up with Cash Warren? Is he trying to get some strange on the side? Granted, I don’t think Jessica Alba is any kind of prize, but she’s a million times better than Lindsay. I can just imagine what Cash said to Lindsay, probably at some party where everyone was doing drugs: “You’re like writing a television script? Sure, I’d love to be involved. Don’t tell Jessica and take off your pants.”
Lindsay Lohan shopping for jewelry in West Hollywood, CA on November 16, 2009. Credit: Fame.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Cash Warren, Lies, Lindsay Lohan, Television, Twitter
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I’m putting this under the “Bitch Please” file.
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Producing and directing/writing are passions of hers?
Good God!
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Her face is lookin kinda chubby.
And I wouldn’t be surprised if “wrote/created a show” is just Blowhan-speak for “ranted drunkenly about my tv show idea to some guy at the bar who told me he was a producer, then I had sex with him in the parking lot and he gave me his card.”
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GatsbyGal, she’s got some coke bloat going on in the face for sure.
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*falls to the floor laughing* Ha ha ha ha!
This is so rich, it has to be fattening.
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GatsbyGal, I like your interpretation of the events.
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I wrote/created a show that I think I sold today!
keyword here is ‘think’.
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lol@ Jazz!
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You know–I wrote and sold a TV show once too.
I was 8 years old. The TV was a brown cardboard box wih the “screen” cut out. THe TV show was produced on butcher paper and both ends were wrapped around two sticks.
It was a live show, as I rolled the sticks from behind the box and yelled out the lines.
Not even my grandma was impressed.
But hey–at least I had one viewer.
One more than Lilo’s, I’m sure of that.
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lol @ Dirty Martini. I used to do that… Though im fairly sure our “shows” were more entertaining then anything Blohan can “think” of.
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jessica alba is one of the prettiest girls on earth[my own opinion]
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Could be a show about child stars?
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you know Alba freaked out when she found out about that tweet. She doesn’t seem like the type who would want her husband associating with Lohan…I am not sure there is a type that would!
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Poor Linds. It’s already on the air – it’s called Intervention.
Seriously there’s something funky happening to her face.
If I owned a jewelry or clothing store, i wouldn’t let her within 50 feet of the place. It’s only a matter of time before she’s caught red (orange?) handed and lands her cracked out self in jail.
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Aw, LiLo. I still like you, even if you are a messed up crackhead. But you are all shades of delusional lately.
If she ever has deals in the works, she should know by now it’s the kiss of death for her to mention them publicly.
I wonder what Cash Warren did to end up tangled in this one. I can’t see them running in the same circles.
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How the heck can she even afford to shop? If I owned a shop and saw her coming, I would put the closed sign up quickly.
Oh and nice orange druggie bloat going on there Linds!
LOL
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Wait, she’s only 23????
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Bwahahahahaha!!!NICE look on your fug mug, Linds.
How much longer til we don’t have to hear about this dirty, scuzzy, drugged out mess anymore?
She is disgusting to look at what with her shitty and hateful expressions.
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The only thing I can see her producing directing/writing anytime in the future is a pron. Would probably be the best thing for her at this point, I don’t think she can get much lower unless she decided to throw a donkey in the mix.
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Oh please. I doubt she can even write her own name, let alone structure a coherent sentence.
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why is she always making that face?!?! As mama says, don’t scowl; it’ll get stuck like that!!!
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Of course she did, she is a GENIUS!
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Other passions of hers: cooking, singing, fashion design and philanthropy.
Oh, and starring in a video with Lady Gaga. And joining the cast of True Blood.
I’m sure I’ve left a few things out.
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I’m sorry I couldn’t help but laugh at this. She’s such a mess I can’t imagine her being able to sit still long enough to bang out one sentence. Seriously, somebody please take away her Twitter! One less outlet for her to embarrass herself.
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