So supposedly Angelina and Brad are fighting up a storm in Paris and Jennifer Aniston is gloating. None of these rumors require any facts to back them up, because they’re pretty easy to make up given that we know practically everything about these people since they’re hounded by photographers and reporters every day.

Star says that Brad misses the states and that he’s fighting with Angelina over the wedding, which she says isn’t happening. They also say Angelina is very passionate (that’s a leap) and doesn’t fight fair with Brad.

Meanwhile Jen is waiting for the couple to break up, which is also no surprise:

And the article goes on to quote The Bosh, which says that Aniston’s trying to get pregnant with her bloated boyfriend, Vince Vaughn, but that she doesn’t care if they get married first. God forbid she should try to give up cigarettes in a bid to increase her fertility.

We seriously doubt that anything dire is wrong with the Jolie-Pitts, and hope that Aniston’s womb stays barren forever.

Here is Angelina shopping at a craft store and visiting a Yoga center in Paris with little Maddox yesterday. Note the sheer number of professional and amateur photographers following her. We sometimes think that A-listers make a pact with the devil. The money can’t be worth it.

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