I thought we should start today off with a list of celebrities that aren’t pregnant. Helen Mirren, Meryl Streep, and Angela Lansbury are not pregnant. All other Hollywood wombs have most likely been fertilized at this point. So instead of talking more about babies (believe me, that’ll happen in the next few hours) Sting and wife Trudie Styler are talking about how babies get made. They do that a lot. The couple has infamously shared (and sometimes overshared) all the details of their sexual romps. They enjoy legendary, epic, tantric sex. They like swingers’ parties, swapping partners, and strip clubs. I’m pretty sure they once did immoral things with a goat. Okay that’s not true, I’m just trying to start a rumor. But they’re open, non-judgmental people when it comes to sexuality, so in terms of goat-loving, I’m putting my money on the Stings.

Trudie and Sting recently opened their Manhattan home to a newspaper, which focused on their tantric “love nest” (their words, NOT mine).

The centerpiece of the 18-room apartment overlooking Central Park is an extraordinary scarlet bedroom embroidered in gold and dominated by two explicit Helmut Newton prints. In one, an unidentified woman lays virtually naked, with her legs spread in the back of a vintage Mercedes as a man leans over from the front seat to unzip one of her spike-heeled boots. The other image, above the bed head, shows the lower half of another female wearing just stockings, suspenders and high heels.

Miss Styler, 53, who once told a U.S. DJ that the couple enjoyed swingers’ parties, before apparently retracting the claim, said of the room: “I find it hot.” She also curiously went on to admit that her son Giacomo once wanted to know if the photo of the almost nude, sprawled-out woman was his mother or sister. She told him it was neither.

[From the Daily Mail]

Um, ew! Holy disgusting! Not the art [you can see the pictures here – I think it’s pretty tame] but that Trudie would share that story about her son. I guess embarrassing is a better word than ew. Giacomo is 12, and kids that age are still sorting sexuality out. Alright let’s be fair, people twice his age are still sorting sexuality out. But at 12 it makes sense that he could be confused by the image. What doesn’t make sense is that Trudie Styler would pass that on. Imagine that embarrassing photo of you naked in the bathtub at age 4. You know, the one your parents are always parading around for everyone to see. Now imagine you’re 12. And your mom shares it with the whole world. You’d be pretty mortified, right? I just hope that poor Giacomo can laugh it off in a few years. Or at least punish Trudie with years of uncomfortable silence.