There was a story a couple of weeks ago that Lohan was “dying for some rich guy to take care of her,” and that she was hoping it would be billionaire playboy Stavros Niarchos, but that Paris took offense when her ex hooked up with Lohan and quickly snatched him away from her. This week’s Star Magazine says that Lohan is dating a billionaire Australian art dealer, but that’s old news already because she publicly kissed at least three different guys when she was in Italy over the holidays and picked one to sleeo over her hotel. And earlier this month she was said to be living with a rich woman, the daughter of Yahoo’s CEO, who was also thought to be her lover. Lohan will do just about anyone in exchange for brand name luxuries.

To make this story even more complicated, Lohan was dating some other guy before she met the billionaire, and it wasn’t Riley Giles, her boyfriend of a few months who sold photos of her to newspapers and bragged that she was a voracious lover. Is there any doubt at this point that Lohan gets around?

Last week, [Lohan] was seen out with 24-year-old graphic artist Spencer Guilburt, but the 21-year-old is now dating Australian billionaire heir-turned-art dealer Andy Valmorbida. The pair hooked up more than a month ago, says the insider, but Lindsay was seen leaving Andy’s room at The Beverly Hills Hotel on December 18 and also dining with him at Madeo Ristorante the following night.

[From Star Magazine, print edition, January 7, 2008]

There are photos of Lohan making out with an older greasy-haired guy in Italy where she attended the Capri film festival, an actor named Eduardo Costa. She was seen having dinner with the guy and kissing him afterwards, but she still made time for another Italian actor and a waiter, and was photographed in intimate situations with both. The younger actor, Dario Faiella, won out and was seen lounging on her hotel balcony shirtless the day after.

So who is Lohan dating now? I think the answer is whoever is around that will have her. I was all ready to make prostitute comparisons, but she seems to be an equal opportunity slut. She’s not above giving an average guy the time of day too. Maybe she thinks she’s better off covering more ground than focusing just on the few ultra rich men who can keep her in the lifestyle she’s accustomed to.

Photos via The Daily Mail.