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In case anyone cares, that might be (probably) pictures of Tiger Woods naked. Likely taken by one of his bajillion mistresses. Or maybe it was “Tiger Wang, Self-Portrait”. Anyway, Life & Style is reporting that Playgirl is trying to authenticate the photos, which they have already received. I would actually pay for a Playgirl subscription if Tiger was doing the same softcore “Wang, With Hockey Glove” poses as Levi Johnston.
But the real story isn’t about Tiger’s nude wang. The real story is how much money every single woman who has ever touched his nude wang is making from selling her story. I almost wrote “every single man or woman” and “his or her story”. Because, first and foremost, no judgment. And secondly, you know there’s at least one dude out there you touched Tiger’s wang in some kind of crazy, sexy Ambien haze. First up, The Original Mistress, Rachel Uchitel – except not really, she was just the first one we heard about. Thus far, Rachel has being quiet. Sources tell Radar that she’s going to stay quiet as long as she gets something in the neighborhood of $1 million to $3.2 million. Radar also reports that Uchitel has been offered mid-range six figures by the media to tell her story.
Tiger Woods made the decision to pay off his most recent mistress Rachel Uchitel after a secret phone call where she made it clear to the golfing great that she did not leak the story of their romance, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
As Tiger’s serial cheating started to become national headlines after his one-car crash on November 27th, Woods believed that Uchitel posed the biggest problem for him.
Tiger and Uchitel had been having an affair for the past five months and the National Enquirer broke the news shortly before his accident. Uchitel vehemently denied the report publicly, even though she was caught in a series of lies and contradictions.
Suspicion immediately fell on Uchitel among Tiger’s team, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. His lawyers and reps believed she had leaked the story of their affair, sources close to the situation told RadarOnline.com.
But in a secret phone call, Uchitel convinced Tiger that she had nothing to do with the publication of the story.
“She told Tiger, ‘I didn’t talk,’” one source with knowledge of the situation told RadarOnline.com exclusively. And Tiger believed her.
But Uchitel hired power attorney Gloria Allred and it soon became clear that the party girl was now going to cash in on the situation, either by making a deal with Tiger or talking to the highest bidder. With Allred involved, Tiger knew he could no longer count on Uchitel to remain loyal and he made the decision to pay her.
RadarOnline.com reported exclusively that Uchitel is collecting from $1 million to $3 million. And as we were first to report, Uchitel has hundreds of explicit text messages and emails from Tiger, communications that leave no doubt about the sexual nature of their relationship.
Tiger felt it was important to silence Uchitel more than any other woman because his relationship with her was current and intense. RadarOnline.com reported exclusively he paid for her travel to meet him in Australia in November. He was also going to pay for her to travel to meet him in Dubai, RadarOnline.com learned exclusively. And Tiger knew there would be little doubt about the intensity of their relationship if their texts and emails became public.
So despite advice from some people in his camp who didn’t want to give in to Allred or pay Uchitel anything, Tiger took control and made the final decision to pay her.
[From Radar]
Next up, the other girlfriends/one-night-stands/pr0n stars/hookers/whatever. What, perchance, are they getting paid. Well, Tiger’s not paying them… yet. So far, they (and their friends) have been getting money from media outlets, like Us Weekly and Radar. Accordingly, Radar reports that Jaimee Grubbs (the one who sold her story to Us Weekly) was paid $150,000. I saw an Us Weekly editor on Reliable Sources over the weekend, and he wouldn’t confirm the number however – I tend to think the figure could be higher, considering Grubbs provided Us Weekly with voice mail messages, et cetera. Radar also claims Grubbs has hired a p.r. firm to make even more money from her tenuous claim to fame (“And introducing Tiger Woods’ third mistress!”).
Who else is getting paid? Jamie Jungers, the woman who came out this past weekend, the “Las Vegas model”. Apparently, the rumor is that Jungers got $60,000 from the British press for her story – even though she didn’t talk on the record about what happened. Meanwhile, just because some of these… ladies… aren’t selling their stories, keep in mind that their friends are potentially picking up five-figure paydays, like Uchitel’s “friends” who started this damn thing by selling their story to the National Enquirer. The Enquirer paid those women $25,000. Each. Incredible. I wish one of my friends nailed Tiger Woods. I would sell her (or him!) out so fast, it would make your head spin.
Tiger Woods in Sydney, Australia on November 11, 2009. This was one of the trips that he allegedly paid for Rachel Uchitel to travel to him. Credit: Fame
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Money, Prostitution, Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods
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god, I hate the smirk he always has on his face…
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Now there is news or confirmation by some media outlets that his wife has left their family home.
It’s weird how celebrity marriages can survive hookers and ordinary non-celebrity mistresses, but porn stars…nope. Look at Charlie Sheen, his marriages didn’t survive porn actresses and I doubt that Tiger Woods’ marriage will survive now.
Having an affair with a porn actress is like dating a circus act. Which normal woman can compete with that? Especially a woman who has children, runs a household?
I’m mega disappointed in Woods. Here I was thinking Bill Clinton was an idiot, that Donald Trump was terrible (with his past marital record), but Tiger Woods…Jeez. Is there a male word for nymphomaniac? Um yeah…
Satyr.
But Woods has to be a narcissist.
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Things aren’t looking good for Tiger and his ScanDAnavian wife (That is for my biggest fan on here!) : )
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Oh, please God, no! I don’t want to see any more of this man-ho. (yeah, yeah, I know, don’t click on the link!)
As far as paying them off, it’s kind of late to pay a slut (or 20) to keep her mouth shut when she’s already on the gossip rag payroll! DUH! So don’t give ‘em a cent!
Kind of like closing the barn door AFTER the horses are gone.
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MSNBC is reporting that a woman was rushed to the hospital on advanced life support from the Woods home.
Good grief, I certainly hope Elin did not do something stupid over this man!
This is not good news.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34323757/ns/sports-golf/
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Learn not to go so low with easy virtue women.
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Oh man, he beat the total sh1t out of his wife and she is in the hospital!
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Oh my gosh Firestarter, that’s so sad. Hopefully the report about life support is exaggerated?
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@Roma- No kidding! I saw on CBS.com a picture of a blonde woman and she was being brought into the hospital, but it didn’t look like she was on any support.
This story is becoming more tragic by the moment.
Now TMZ is reporting that the address may be that of a neighbor, and that the woman was middle aged.
I am thinking maybe it might be Elin’s mother, due to the “middle aged ” comments by the reporter on the MSNBC link. They also said that a black Escalade with a blonde woman driving followed the ambulance.
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Here is one our local stations in Orlando. They are reporting a middle-aged woman. Erin’s mother, perhaps? If it is her mother, what a horrible blow on top of everything else.
http://www.wesh.com/sports/21894356/detail.html
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Let’s hope whoever it is, is all right.
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lilred- You are right. Whoever it is, good wishes to them!
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I’m so sick of Tiger’s tramps. At this point any woman could come forward claiming to have slept with him, and people would believe it. Because there’s just so many. I’m guessing about 20 by the end of the week.
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Tiger Woods is male version of Anna Nicole Smith.
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Dumb thing to wonder.. but if it does turn out to be Elin’s mom, why is she staying with Tiger when Elin moved out? I’m assuming (again IF she moved out) that Elin’s got the kids too, which sort of makes it weirder if her mom was staying with Tiger and his mom.
From what I read somewhere, the house Elin may have gone to is not far from the other house. Maybe that’s why they’re saying it was a “neighbor”?
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He’s getting his karmic comeuppance with that receding hairline though, huh…
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Kaiser, you ask who else is getting paid….
Look at the army of media and business interests who kept foisting his squeeky clean image on the public even tho they absolutely knew it was false.
They knew that he wasn’t what they were selling but went along with the fraud.
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If Tiger is paying Rachel & not the other ones, it’s probably b/c he intends to keep banging her.
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maybe he needs sex rehab??? with Dr. Drew on tv??? I have always thought he looked a little stoned anyway….
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@ dread pirate:
Presumably he’s paying Rachel because she’s the only one who didn’t rat him out.
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I wonder if Tiger Woods is going to make an appearance on David Letterman?
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“Tiger Wang, Self-Portrait” – you are hilarious kaiser! LOL
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“…you know there’s at least one dude out there you touched Tiger’s wang in some kind of crazy, sexy Ambien haze ”
lmfao
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1) His wang must be epic
2) If he does an on-air apology it shouldn’t be with a comedian and it better be in the style of Hugh Grant rather than Chris Brown.
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I wish my teeth were that white.
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Kaiser, I love your honest comedy. You make me smile.
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What is done in the dark will always come to the light. This is just the tip of the ice berg. But no amount of money will ever get back what Tiger have lost. The respect and love of his wife and possibly his children when they get older. Tiger must not have any real friends if they took part in the cover up. Or maybe they told him, what he was doing was a very bad idea and he just didn’t listen. Either way what’s done is done and you can never unring the bell and if nude pictures come to light. No big deal the damage has already been done. No body wins in this situation, no body will get away untouched. It’s a very bad and sad state of affairs. Why do people do this? Time and time again knowing what the out come will be, knowing the wife will find out and the children will be affected. How can you say you love someone and then you go out and cheat on them. Why does lies come so easy for some people. Laying with other women and then going home and making love to your wife as if nothing has happened. How can a human being be so thoughtless and selfish and self-centered. But what is so sad ,is people do it everyday and think nothing of it. But look at the reality of it now, the results of their behavior. Life will never be the same. Trust gone if not for ever but for a long long time. It’s not worth it ,it will never be worth it in the end. If you have no intentions of being faithful to your spouse and children just stay single and please don’t have any children. Stop being so very selfish. Stop thinking that you are so smart that you will be the one to get away with this. No one is that smart. The only smart one is the ones that don’t do this non sense in the first place. You can choose the behavior, but you can’t choose the consequenses.
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Well…. I for 1 can’t wait to see his
golf club!!!
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Well… I for 1 can’t wait to see his golf club!
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