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The video of Lindsay Lohan’s photoshoot with Muse Magazine, which resulted in various photos that “emulated: a drug-fueled threesome, has been released. The last one I viewed was removed from YouTube for terms of use violation – so watch it while you can. (Update: the last video we had up was removed, but I’ve replaced it with this one from Daily Motion, which should be more stable.)
It’s really as bad as you would expect given the photos we’ve seen. The thing is set to porny music and it’s so dirty it makes me want to take a bath. It’s not sexy dirty it’s nasty, funky-smelling, stale cigarette smoke dirty. In fact there’s so much cigarette smoking going on that it makes my eyes water. At 1:00 minute into the film there’s even a visible bite mark on the poor male model Petey’s back. There are several scenes in which Lindsay seems to be lounging and smoking a cigarette while she’s been serviced for lack of a better word. She looks really strung out, or as Kaiser puts it “cranked out of her skull.”
The video description notes that this photo shoot took place at the Chateau Marmot. This would explain why Lindsay was seen entering the place with Petey on October 30th. Maybe she told the truth when she claimed that “My photo shoots consist of work and only work.” Still, Lindsay was seen kissing the same guy at a club and was photographed out with him several times. Of course her “work” spilled out into her skeevy personal life. It’s like there’s no separation between the two now. Maybe that’s the whole point of this video.
Lindsay is now headed to India to work on some kind of child trafficking documentary with the BBC. I’m scratching my head too, but surely there’s some irony to be found in what I believe is Lindsay’s first foray into charity work.
Thanks to skeptical for the tip!
Photos are screenshots from the video.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Lindsay Lohan
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She looks like a 40-year old prostitute.I don’t find the video shocking, just very consistent with her image.
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These pics should be some kind of Public Service Announcement for STD prevention or something.
I keep wondering when she will stop sinking lower, and it just never happens. Am I alone in this wonderment?
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She is disgusting and vile and I wish companies would stop promoting her drug habits like they’re normal.
Cigarette smoking is for dysfunctional people who need a psychological crutch.
Magazines that publish and promote smoking should be boycotted and fined.
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I predict that in another year she’ll be doing porn…
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She looks terrible.
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She is just a sad, sad little girl. An empty soul. One who’s parents used her up, and threw her away.
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I think she is severely mentally ill along with being a drug addict and an alcoholic. No one in their right mind would make the choices that she is making and singlehandley blackballing herself from working again as an actress in Hollywood. I really don’t see her making a comeback, there is a big difference between her and Britney Spears. Britney already had a huge fan base and was established and didn’t do porn like photo shoots or get strung out on drugs.
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Well if anyone would know about child-trafficking…
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SMDH.
Not to recently I indulged in feeling compassion for this girl, because she obviously is lacking the necessary support system in order to endure the pressures and travails of Hollywood, but there comes a time when you have to take responsibility for yourself and if she is unwillingly to do that then I am rescinding my pity. If she doesn’t even seem to care, then most people are going to give a flying f*ck.
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is that the coat she nicked?
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Video has already been pulled, so I haven’t seen it. LiLo seems to be in a downward spiral that is fueled by the media. She wants attention, and she has figured out that it’s easier to get bad attention than good attention, and since all she wants is attention, she is choosing the path of least resistance.
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What the hell is wrong with her legs in the one where she’s sitting up with the black jacket? That’s not even possible. Hack photoshop job.
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Viktory, I agree. In some ways I feel bad for her with her horrible parents and all, but enough is enough, she’s an adult and needs to make better decisions and save herself. Clearly she has no interest in doing that.
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@Lantana – the video has been replaced so you should be able to view it now!
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I feel like I need a shower, and a stick to poke my eyes out. This is so far from being sexy.
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Maybe if I go have a psychological crutch it will help. Oh wait, probably not. Seeing as how I’m so dysfunctional.
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OMFG… It is a look into what her life actually seem to be!! This girl needs some help. STAT.
Sadly, I see her being the next celeb overdose.
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She is just GROSS.
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Porn is her destiny
This india thing is all about her pr trying to clean up her image and Lohan just has to pretend she cares
Feel as tho this ‘porn’ shoot is the real Lindsay, the India is the fake PR machinery
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I don’t think the ending to her life story will be a happy one. I’m sure in her f*cked up little mind she thinks this is sexy and edgy. If she only knew what the rest of us think…
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Ruby: Good call.
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So what was supposed to be sexy about that? Dirty looking meth addicts simulating cranked sex acts? It looked like that room smelled of dirty vage-sweat and burned crack pipe. Poor Chateau Marmot, they need to hose it down with lighter fluid and light a match.
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It reminds me of stuff Madonna has done like say her video for Justify My Love – abet skankier, but that was the look they were going for. I don’t hate it, it’s dark erotic cinematography and no more shocking than plenty of other controversial stuff people have released.
It becomes disturbing to people due to the fact that a 3x rehabbed 23 year old who has been decomposing in the public eye for several years is featured.
Not the best vehicle to continue staying in the public eye but it’s definitely generating a buzz which is what I’m sure she was after – good or bad.
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^^ @ fluffydarabbi. Yes..it’s darkly erotic and i llike it. she just need to gain some weight. Her eyes are very expressive in the clip.
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Wow. Porn with cigarettes. Not cigarettes after sex. Smelly, dirty, druggy people having sex with cigarettes. I second the comment that a shower is required after watching this; hell, a big deep breathe of fresh air is also required.
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for a hollywood starlet why does she always look so dirty and smelly? can someone please explain this to me? go away, lindsay.
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The most “shocking” thing about this shoot is that they are trying to artistically link it to Johnny Depp and Kate Moss circa 1995.
I just don’t see it.
What I do see is a desperate vie for attention, and the opportunity to sell sexuality in lieu of talent. It’s a beautiful message to send the women and children sold into sexual slavery in India. Heartwarming, really.
On that note – is there anyway to send this clip to PM Singh’s administrative office? The official stance on soliciting (or acting the slut in public) is pretty punitive. . .
Although, through selective American media most men seem to think American women pretty much act this way all the time. (Which makes it uncomfortable and sometimes dangerous to be by your onzies in crowded areas.)
So in essence, sending over America’s most notorious whore will be sending two very important messages to India – 1) It’s fun and easy to objectify yourself for a paycheck and, more importantly, 2) Most women like to be objectified, anyway.
Way to go LiLo – you and the “ladies” of the WWE make it easier and safer for all women to travel abroad.
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whats the name of the song?
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(scratches head) Lice. Need a shower, STAT.
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Why do I feel like I just watched a leaked video of Lindsay’s average Saturday night?
I still won’t believe the BBC thing, until I see it.
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bete-
If you don’t like smoking, don’t do it. Your smug, holier than thou pop psychology pronouncements about smokers only serve to paint you as yet ANOTHER arrogant, smarmy know it all who feels that they have the right to dictate how others choose to live their lives. Quite frankly, I don’t care to have your approval, nor will I apologize or grovel at your oh-so-morally superior feet for being a lowly, misguided smoker. Why? Well, because I like smoking and will continue to do so, with or without your approval. THE ABSOLUTE NERVE! So please, save your bullsh*t moralizing and socialist BS for the vegan drum circle, because it’s not gonna fly with this smoker. You are not going to get your kicks by trying to make me feel like a criminal, so just blow it up your @ss. Kthanks!
As for Lindsay…UGH. I don’t know what else to say.
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As usual, TLo nails it:
“Madonna did far raunchier stuff back when Lindsay was learning how to tie her shoes. This isn’t exactly shocking anymore, although the way everyone’s been talking about it, you would think it was. Of course, the difference between Lindsay ’09 and Madge ’94 is significant and probably why these pictures are getting so much attention. Madonna was at the top of her game when she decided to strip for the cameras and play out her fantasies, but Lindsay’s pretty much at the bottom of her game and when you’re in that stage, faux-seedy pictures lose the faux part pretty quickly.”
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I was never a fan but this is just sad.
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Picklehaube, what in the hell does being anti-smoking have to do with socialistic belief? Your rant was no better than the one that got you hyperventilating in the first place.
You’ve heard of Castro right? Communist AND a smoker…Hitler? A Fascist vegetarian. You might want to have a wee bit more of a clue before going sideways on people, you know?
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The issue, in my opinion, is less that the pictures are shocking and more the fact that this photoshoot seems to mirror her life too closely in a fashion that is disturbingly public. If it were Gaga doing this, I think people would have less to say.
@ Jaundice Machine, Nice…
I’m currently living abroad (from the US), and I constantly have to rectify distorted conceptions of American (Western) women and sexuality due to media stereotyping. Some of it is true because we “set a precedence”
, but most of it is because of the kinds of images that are constantly being deseminated. Many of the people I live amongst have never experienced the States firsthand, so it’s all conjecture. Consequently, many men I run into operate under the madonna-whore complex (typically whore), and there is little in between.
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Bete: don’t worry about pickelhaube, if they’re offended it’s just karma for all of the secondhand smoke they’ve put people through.
Signed, daughter of lung cancer corpse who wishes mommy had quit.
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I don’t think I’m the only one who believes porn is in this chick’s future. “Lindsey’s Private Party?” That could be the title of her first feature! I think it is darkly erotic, but it isn’t so common to see A-list actresses resorting to this. Her photo shoots have gotten increasingly more risque and now this new one and video. She’s clinging to fame by her fingernails. I’ve said it before, but part of the prob is that while she doesn’t get much work, she still manages to get some. If ppl would stop giving her any attention — no more mag covers, photo shoots, paid appearances etc– that maybe (that’s a big maybe) she would fully realize her current predicament. (BTW, as a smoker I have no prob with cigs being featured).
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wow, i’m shocked, is it possible to be any more skanky? what is she thinking?
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@ Neelyo: spot on.
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Trashaddict-
Wow, are you f*cking SERIOUS? So…because your mother died of smoking, you think nobody else should be allowed to smoke? You think that all smokers are horrible monsters who are just “getting what they deserve” when people attack them, call them names and harass them? You think, since you are a non-smoker and therefore better, smarter and more disciplined than us smokers, that you should have the right to tell other free human beings how to live their lives? (#33, if you aren’t seeing the parallells here with socialism and how socialist societies are run, then idk what to tell you) I am sorry that your mother died from smoking, so did 3 of my grandparents. But I know the risks, and it is my choice to smoke, just like it was your mother’s choice to smoke. Who the HELL are you, or anyone, to try and dictate how others choose to live their lives? How is this anti-smoking hysteria any different than Prohibition? Or the War on Drugs? You’d think people would learn that this shaming and holier-than-thou bullcrap does NOT work, but yet they persist. I guess thinking you’re morally superior to others is too great to give up, huh?
And BTW, I smoke outside. I haven’t smoked inside in a restaurant or any place in years. And if you’re so concerned about your lungs and secondhand smoke, why don’t you direct your energies to stopping pollution from paper mills, power plants, etc? Because you get more cancer-causing things from that than you would from walking by a smoker on the street, or sitting in a bar for 30 min. But since there’s no way for you to lord your moral superiority over others, I doubt you’ll be doing that any time soon. @sshole.
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just for fun….
someone out there is spinning the yarn that linds did this as a homage to her relationship. their argument is based on the brief shot of linds slamming the telephone down, the boy sitting in the bathroom, and having bite marks on him. apparently sam would hide in the bathroom during fights. and lindsay bit sam in public at some point.
it strikes me as funny because i see this little film as more exploitative than loving or sexy. so if yarn-spinner is correct, what does that say?
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I think she should smoke more in this video. Maybe add a smoke machine too. And some vomiting. And some diarrhea. Then it would be just perfect!!!
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WTF?! did they get all heroined up and decide to draw shooting stars and shit on his face with a ball point pen?!?! whats that freakin line down his arm? when the ball point pen artist passed out and trailed?!
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