Jan 7
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Lindsay Lohan Gets A Rave Review For Bedroom Performance


Lindsay Lohan just got the first rave review of her career – unfortunately it’s from one of the men she slept with in Italy rather than a movie critic. Another of her conquests has sold his story to a tabloid, and it’s gold. Or at least that’s what they paid him in.

Alessandro Di Nunzio met Lindsay on a boat travelling from Naples to Capri, where she introduced herself as Lindsay, although Alessandro didn’t realise she was Lilo until the end of the conversation. She invited him to dinner and then they went back to Thre Marriot hotel together.

Now Alessandro has sold his ‘exclusive’ to News Of The World, describing Lindsay as “flexible and adventurous”.

Alessandro said: “I never imagined in my wildest dreams we would end up in bed. We spent a long time talking, lying side by side on top of her bed.

“She told me about her problems with drugs and alcohol. She said she was trying to get over them and that she’d spent time in a rehab clinic but didn’t want to talk too much about that.

“She kept telling me she liked me because I was “a good boy”—I don’t smoke or take drugs. She said she was falling for me, she liked me.

“I liked her too. The thing that struck me most about her was her intelligence—I found her very lucid and bright.”

Suddenly, in mid-conversation, Lindsay jumped off the bed. Alessandro said: “She stripped off completely naked, without any embarrassment at all.

“She was wearing mismatched under-wear—a black bra with emerald green French knickers. But they came off too. Naked, she took my breath away. Lindsay is stunning. Her body is absolutely perfect. Flawless.

“She had an all-over golden tan and a few tattoos. On her right wrist was the word Breathe. She joked it was to remind her to keep breathing. That made me think she was pretty fragile.

“After boldly taking her clothes off she dived under the covers. I sensed she was insecure about her gorgeous body.

“I was shocked she had made the first move—it took a while for me to realise I was supposed to take my clothes too.

“To be honest I felt a bit intimidated. I was with Lindsay Lohan. But I took off my clothes and we started to make love. And then it was just like two ordinary people making love. It was very passionate and intense and lasted for 1 hours, maybe more.

“She adored kissing and never wanted to stop—no matter what we were doing. We had safe sex, and afterwards she cuddled up to me and we went to sleep.”

The next morning, Alessandro got up at 9am and got dressed. He said: “I had things to do. She told me, ‘Bye, I’ll call you.’

News Of The World

Lindsay and Alessandro then met a few more times before she left Italy, but he later learnt of the other men she was seen with at the time and says he doesn’t want to see her again. After he’s sold his story to a tabloid newspaper less then a fortnight after their encounter probably means that Lindsay’s not that keen to see him either. What’s next, a TV interview? Sex tape?

Alessandro says he’s not planning on seeing Lindsay again unless it’s on film, “I’m going to watch all of her films!”

At least someone is. Lindsay is in financial difficulties and is short on cash right now, which doesn’t surprise me as she doesn’t seem to work a great deal, but she does have a great dealer. Cocaine is expensive. So is rehab.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Here’s Lohan and her roommate/girlfriend shopping for groceries yesterday after she returned from Italy. Thanks to Splash News.

Written by Helen

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