Dec 16
'09
Star: Jessica Simpson & Tiger Woods hooked up?

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Star Magazine’s cover story this week is all about how Jessica Simpson and Tiger Woods may have hooked up. They’re using an old photo of Jessica from this past July, when she was with Tony Romo and she went to Maryland to watch Romo play golf with Tiger for charity or something. In any case, Jessica and Tiger ended up taking some photos standing next to each other, and wouldn’t you know, Star Magazine breathed new life into those photos by throwing together a story about Tiger and Jessica flirting and maybe hooking up…?

Following Star’s bombshell that Tiger Woods was cheating on his wife with NYC event planner Rachel Uchitel, more than a dozen other women — including cocktail waitresses, models and escorts — have been linked to the superstar golfer. Now a celebrity has been added into the mix: None other than Jessica Simpson!

In the Dec. 28 issue of Star, we reveal that there was an A-list name in Tiger’s little black book. Just days before Jessica’s split with Tony Romo, she had a sizzling meeting with the fallen golf star at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda, Md.

“Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it,” a source tells Star.

Since Jess had been fighting with Tony — who was Tiger’s golf partner at the July tournament — she gave as good as she got.

“Jessica said that she felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’ ” says the source. “She decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not.”

Phone numbers were exchanged — email addresses too.

What happened between Tiger and Jessica after that? How did she react when the scandal broke? Pick up the new issue of Star today for the sizzling pictures and the hottest chapter yet in this unfolding saga. Plus: Tiger’s long-suffering wife could spill his secrets in the fight for custody of their two kids!

[From Star Magazine]

It could be, I guess. I wouldn’t put it past Tiger, and Jessica does seem to be his type, I guess. She’s blonde, she’s dumb, she’s got that cheap look that Tiger seems to go for. And yet, I kind of think Jessica is too classy for him. Of course, a dung beetle is too classy for him.

There’s one other Jessica story floating around – apparently, Jessica might be designing a jewelry line with Pascal Mouawad. As part of the jewelry line, Jessica wants to include wedding bands, because who wouldn’t want to have a “Jessica Simpson wedding band” for their special day? According to a source at Fox News 411, “Jess and her mom are really pushing the wedding rings. Jess wants her own line but Pascal isn’t so keen on that. He wants to work with her, but definitely doesn’t think wedding rings would be appropriate for Jessica.” Right, because no bride wants to jinx their wedding band! That would be like Mel Gibson endorsing a line of tequila, or Tiger Woods endorsing a condom line. Both of which could happen, probably.

Star Magazine cover courtesy of CoverAwards. Additional photos of Jessica in LA on December 8, 2009. Credit: Fame.

Written by Kaiser

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30 Responses to “Star: Jessica Simpson & Tiger Woods hooked up?”

  1. LolaBella says:

    “Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it,”

    Jeez, who’s writing this schlock? LMAO.

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  2. Sumodo says:

    Holy Jeebus! Did her FATHER fix her up with Tiger Woods, too? Only kidding. This is just as ridiculous as Jessica Simpson with Billy Corgan of “Smashing Pumpkins.” The STAR gave THIS a cover? Puh-LEEZE!

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  3. Goddess711 says:

    That’s hilarious! Boggles the mind – why didn’t somebody hook them up sooner?SHE is The One for him! She’s completely desperate/stupid and would put up with any shit from him just to keep him around. THIS is a match made in heaven!

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  4. lucy2 says:

    Oh please. I swear these tabloids just throw a bunch of celeb names in a hat and then whichever two they randomly pick are declared a new hookup.

    She may be dumb, blonde, and kinda desperate, but I don’t believe Jessica would mess with a guy she knew was married. Though I totally believe her dad would try to set them up. I can see his eyeballs turning to dollar signs now…

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  5. Sigh. says:

    I have a lot of names for Simp, but “cheater” is not one of them. She seems just the opposite – clingy and needy…and chatty.

    And although Tiger has proven to be quite the whore, none of his women are/have been as PROLIFIC. Keeping her under wraps would have proven to be too difficult.

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  6. Praise St. Angie! says:

    “I don’t believe Jessica would mess with a guy she knew was married.”

    not so sure about that. she didn’t take her own marriage vows too seriously, as rumor has it that one reason she and Nick broke up was because Jessica cheated with a couple of the Jackass guys (from Dukes of Hazzard).

    of course, that IS all rumor, but I think it was sort of “confirmed” by both Johnny Knoxville and Bam whatshisname.

    EDIT: I don’t believe, however, that she and Tiger were ever together.

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  7. No Sensi says:

    lol @ lollabella

    The hack continues;

    “Like a felled zebra, Jesse’s dress fell to the floor with a spark of static. “Wowzas!!”, yelled Tiger…”

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  8. Eileen Yover says:

    Meh-I’m calling B.S. on this one.

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  9. hatsumomo says:

    again, photo manipulation for a story.

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  10. Guest says:

    ridic imo…but ya never know. ha.

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  11. Neelyo says:

    Lucy2, the tabloids have moved beyond names in the hat and they now have computers that generate headlines based on statistics and scientific data.

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  12. Firestarter says:

    Heck, if they were together, she would have been the best looking hook-up he had.

    Next I guess Jennifer Aniston is going to be accused of fooling around with him because she is desperate for a man, and Tiger knew he could maniplate her into bed.

    Let’s all go scream at the ocean!

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  13. wow says:

    Oh, c’mon now. This is getting “beyond”.

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  14. Bonfire Beach says:

    Yeah, OK, I TOTALLY believe this one.

    Sheesh.

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  15. Kim says:

    Gossipcop.com already debunked this BS story

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  16. slymm27 says:

    lies, lies and more lies…….This is getting out of hand, i could claim i had an affair with the man too…wow

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  17. juiceinla says:

    well its not totally photo manipulation, he does have his hand on her waist/back- but am I buying it? nah.

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  18. KelBear says:

    Star magazine seems just a little bit desperate with this claim. I highly doubt they hooked up in any way.

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  19. Jim says:

    I wish people would realise what a brilliant concept Tiger was trying to achieve. He had been working towards an entirely new approach to golf, constructing a course with holes in different cities, for either stroke play or skins, the player chooses which. Unfortunately he had only managed the first 12/ 13 holes before people could appreciate his approach.

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  20. Ophelia says:

    Is she wearing a brown Snuggie in the bottom pics? Those things are creepy.

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  21. lastwordlinda says:

    It’s when I read stuff like this that I realize how much of my life I am wasting on gossip about people I neither know or care about. Another couple of precious minutes of my life have just gone down the toilet. I’m seriously thinking of taking a break from it………ok I’m fine now. So what else is going on?

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  22. tinkerbellrae says:

    to whoever said she would never cheat look at the rumors that went around before she got divorced

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  23. Kylie says:

    How can these stupid mags keep getting away with printing such lies? Its just crazy! Who the bloody hells buys them?

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  24. Ursula says:

    Jessica has responded to this story from her twitter, and the tone of the denial is not convincing. I don’t think they hooked up, but I think Jessica’s camp leaked this story to get her in the tabloids. Tiger stories are the hottest thing now, and she has not been doing well lately.

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  25. Lyon says:

    you’ve got to be kidding!!!!

    these kids would cajol anything to make money…i mean who wouldnt be interested in such hilarious nonesence bout Jess…and Tiger considering the on-going sager on both of’em…damn!!

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