It was just the other day that a shredder-mask-clad Madonna and Jesus Luz went out and about in New York, so I have to think there probably aren’t any serious problems in their “relationship”. However, Jesus should watch his back (re: his wallet lovingly provided to him by the Madge Vadge, fully stocked with cash she bribes him with). Because Us Weekly is reporting that Madge and her first husband, Sean Penn, went out on a dinner date last night. Oh, God. And you know Sean is single now. Granted, he was allegedly dating some model or maybe that girl over there or whomever. But Sean seems like the kind of guy who likes to reminisce with exes. “Reminisce” meaning “checking into the Madge Vadge Motel”. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
It’s been over twenty years since Madonna and Sean Penn divorced — and these days, the once-warring couple are friendly enough to break bread together.
Madonna, 51, and Penn, 49, shared a three-hour, one-on-one dinner at four-star Alain Ducasse restaurant in Manhattan on Thursday; TMZ has video footage documenting their exits from the venue.
In what was the first marriage for them both, the pop superstar and acclaimed actor were married, not-so-peacefully, from 1985 to 1989. (The media dubbed them the “Poison Penns” at the time for their constant fighting; Penn famously assaulted a photographer angling for a picture of Madonna.)
Madonna went on to marry Guy Ritchie in 2000; she gave birth to his son, Rocco, that year, and they later adopted David Banda in Malawi. (Madonna has a daughter from a previous relationship, and has since adopted a daughter, Mercy James, in Malawi.) The entertainer has been dating Brazilian model Jesus Luz, 23, since early 2009.
Penn married Robin Wright Penn in 1996, and they have two children; after a few splits and reconciliations the couple confirmed that they’re divorcing last year.
[From Us Weekly]
Okay, just to be nice, I’m going to say that Madonna and Sean are probably still relatively close, and probably have something like a healthy relationship for two exes. Their dinner was probably not about sex or rekindling any sort of relationship, but rather two old friends shooting the sh-t. But, another part of me thinks that Madge and Sean don’t really know what a healthy relationship or friendship looks like, so the dinner was probably only a flirtatious precursor to some kinky sh-t. I wonder if Sean likes Madge’s new face?
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Get out the ice skates, ’cause hell has frozen over!
PERFECT! Two assholes together!
I swear to god Sean’s nose has tripled in size sense the 80’s.
@BitterBetty- I think you are right! Only tripled? I think it might be more.
WOW she used to be beautiful!!!
Well she’s a deity of youth and beauty compared to him, anyway.
Dorothy I was just thinking the same thing! She was so cute in the 80s! He was always hideous…
They totally belong together. And I don’t see these two going out without some kinky sh*t involved. They’re both single now and she never stopped saying she loved him. So, I believe this dinner ended up in some one night stand thing. Or perhaps it’s just my dirty mind. 🙂
Though I really don’t understand what attracts women to a guy like Penn. I really like his work as an actor/director (he’s definitely very talented), but as a person, he’s just an abusive jerk.
Poor Robin Wright gave up her promising career for him, lived with his angry tantrums (I wonder if he ever beat her, like he did with Madonna), gave birth to his kids, accepted all his cheating and in the end, he doesn’t even remember to thank her in his Oscar acceptance speech? I’m not saying this is the most important thing in the world, but he never expressed love or gratitude for her in anything else either.
They truly deserve each other.
Here’s hoping the two a-holes take each other off the market, and for many happy (snark, snark) tabloid headlines to follow.
What happened to Madge’s mole? The one just under the nostril on the right side of her face? Don’t tell me she went all Sara Jessica Parker and had it removed???
It’s a wonder they can even recognize themselves anymore – with all her facial rejuvination and Penn’s boozer face they look completely different.
I don’t know if that mole of hers was actually real….but yeah….I had forgotten that she had one till I saw these pics.
She always said that Sean was the love of her life….mayyyybe she is hoping to get back together. Or seeing if there is still a spark? Who knows with her…
I had money on this the day Robin got free!!!!!! Someone owes me $100/bucks.
Madge, madge. Sure you need a strong man, just not one with a strong backhand.
They always seem to “get together” during his breaks from Robin. It’s a pattern they clearly can’t/won’t break. Last year when he filed for divorce, they had dinner somewhere. Everytime Sean is single, he hooks up with Madonna. This latest ‘dinner date’ comes as no surprise. Wonder how Robin put up with all of this for so long.
Wowie, I forgot Madge used to be able to wrinkle her forehead. There has always been something weird about the area between her nose and upper lip. Was she born with a hare-lip?
holey moley.. THE MOLE IS GONE???
Yeah, I don’t think the mole was real either, but if it was…it’s probably halfway up her scalp by now.
Wow, she could have aged much much more gracefully than she has. I wonder what she’d have looked like without all that surgery.
Hope they get together again. They deserve each other. She’ll probably try to have his baby.
Maybe he thinks it’s another Madonna since nothing about her is the original that he knew. She wasn’t even all sinewy and stringy when she was married to him.
I think the upper lip effect is the result of poorly injected collagen (or was it eye of newt?), or poorly performed laser mole removal….
My only thought: She’ll do ANYTHING to get another film thought. I don’t think Sean Penn is that stupid. Guy Ritchie had to learn the hard way and almost screwed up his career.
The interesting thing about Madonna is that every relationship she is in requires a man to take a secondary seat in his career, for her own ego. It’s only when her husbands divorce her that their careers return to normal. Sean Penn and Guy Ritchie are proof of that. Now if Sean is as stupid as to return to Madonna…
I think they are just good friends now, they both know their hot tempers are too strong to get along as a couple.
Must be time for each of them to get some more press….
That dinner could as easily end up in a fisticuffs as F**king. Madge’s only true love is herself. SJP’s mole was functional. When she was sorting through her closet full of size 1 clothes she could hang hangers on it till she finds what she is looking for. Madonna’s “beauty spot” was deco rational.
I don’t think M will make the same mistake twice,She has an empire to run..she doesn’t need the drama.
Love her … she looks great.
@ Kevin, good one with the ‘functional mole’ theory.
@ Orion70, yeah, I think if Madonna ever really had a mole it ended up on her forehead sometime in the late 90’s and was finally cut off and chucked in the trash during her last face lift.
I actually hope they are still friends, that’s kind of sweet.
They know nothing about normal, healthy relationships yeah. But they deserve each other like Brooke and Charlie do. Haha
No, her upper lip has always looked like that, and it is more pronounced in those older pictures of her. Like she has since learned to disguise it better. Oh well. *shrug* Those two can ride off into the sunset for all I care. Two more unlikeable characters I can’t hardly imagine.
they look so fantastic together in the header photo! amazing!