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Gee, do you think Lindsay Lohan had more crap injected into her face? I wonder! Anyway, this is Lindsay leaving, in the words of Pacific Coast News “the Vida adult toy launch at Vouyeur nightclub” in Los Angeles. Because at this point, that’s all Lindsay has. She gets invitations to show her jacked up face at sex toy launches. Speaking of…
The rumor going around the UK is that Lindsay has a sex tape, that it’s explicit, and that it’s about to hit the internet. MTV UK says that there is a “47 second clip” of Lindsay engaging in a “seedy” sex act. The Daily Mail has more:
Lindsay Lohan may be fearful that an old sex tape is about to surface on the internet, but she put up a brave front last night. The 23-year-old actress went bra-less in a blouse that was slashed almost to her waist as she arrived at West Hollywood club Voyeur.
The Mean Girls actress is currently bracing herself for the internet release of a private video file. According to reports, a 47-second tape of the actress frolicking naked with a mystery male is currently being around LA.
But LiLo put on a brave face last night as she attended a party for a new luxury sex toy.
The star, who was lauded as a shining light and went to straight into the A-list as a teenage actress, joined Colombian Sofia Vergara at the rather tacky event.Wearing a trilby, polka dot shirt, black leggings, cropped jacket and sky-high heels at the event, she accessorised with a spider necklace and a faint hint of a smile.
The man offering around the sex video is a waiter with a well-known chain restaurant, according to the Daily Mirror. He has been told he has to release the footage to an ‘offshore porn site’, and it will then be available across the world.
At the beginning of the year, Lindsay wrote on Twitter about making a fresh start and was hoping to change her profile as a partying socialite.
On January 1, she told her Twitter followers: ’2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habbits, and negative energy behind) time to make changes-right!?!?
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She even made a documentary for the BBC on child poverty and women’s rights in India and has been tweeting about the earthquake disaster in Haiti.
Now a source told the Mirror: ‘This video file is dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors.’
They added: ‘If and when it is released on the internet, via a spurious, unofficial website, there is absolutely nothing she or her lawyers can do about it.’
[From The Daily Mail]
Well, the only thing I can think of to say is “What took so long?” Seriously, Lindsay’s downward spiral and general sketchiness has been going on for so many years, it’s only now that there’s a sex tape floating around? Actually, there were many rumors that some sex tapes had been “stolen” from Lindsay’s rental house over the summer, in addition to jewelry and crackhead erotica. Could this alleged tape be from that stash? Or is this some new/old tape?
Lindsay Lohan leaving the Vida adult toy launch at Vouyeur nightclub in LA on January 13, 2010. Credit: David Tonnessen @ Pacific Coast News. Additonal photos by Getty/PicApp.
Written by Kaiser
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“what took so long?” was my reaction, too.
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just one?
ohh, I kinda love that spider
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‘What took so long’ indeed!
It was just a matter of time. I bet this was leaked by one of her ‘friends’.
Also, don’t any celebrities have access to a safe deposit box?? Shit, that’s where you keep your valuables and personal shit if you don’t want them to get stolen!
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Love that necklace and earrings. Wonder where she stole them from?
As for the sex tape *shock face* : 0
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Hat happened to her face? Why do these young, young girls lget plastic surgery- especially things like Botox! If you’re going to do that stuff, wait until ur old and u actually have a need for it. Then again, Lindsay has already aged her skin terribly…
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LOVE the necklace! I have a baby Brazilian Salmon-Pink Birdeater that’s just about that size…
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Sigh.
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I wanna watch the sex tape
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How does she have a permanent frown crease at age 23?? My god…I know it’s been said but whatever she’s done to herself is horrific.
Separate note- I love the spider necklace too
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Mind boggling. Sex tape rumors are a dime a dozen so this comes as no surprise. But, in the midst of that she goes to a sex toy launch at a place called Voyeur wearing a revealing blouse with no bra. Her “management” needs to “talk” to her, and quickly.
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AGAIN?
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When I read “sex tape floating around,” the first thing I thought was, “yeah, floating in a sea of STDs.”
How can someone so creepy skinny have such saggy boobs?
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Hmmm…a “leaked” sex tape??? More like it’s the launch of her new career as an adult film star. It’s not like she’s had a real job recently. It’s probably the only work she will ever get now other than flippin’ burgers at Micky D’s…lol
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I’d like to know what sex act they consider “seedy”. Because come on, this is Lindsay Lohan. Wouldn’t any sex with her be considered pretty dirty?
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I really wish she would stop messing with her face.
As for the sex tape, I am also on the ‘What took so long?” train.
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Jeazus.
I happened to watch Sunset Blvd last night. If any of you haven’t seen it, I highly recommend it. But man alive. I am just waiting for that level of breakdown. As I was watching it my thoughts drifted to this woman.
“I’m ready for my closeup Mr. De ville.”
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Choo Choo! :hops on:
God, why must she wear a dirty hat? It looks like it has cat fur and “mysterious powder.”
And yes, the budget spider necklace is pretty cute.
But overall, she looks like a pimpette in Halloween.
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I think that took so long because she was thinking that she was still a A-list “in demand” actress but know she screw up so badly that she is not even “a actress that after rehab will be saved and directors and studios will come after her” anymore… that is how badly she screw up her career.
And this is the reason this video is being “leaked” right now… her “smart” brain cells and her momanager probably told her that she can at least have the same fame as the “K” family because right now she is below then… maybe she can gain a reality show to make money for her addictions like… shopping
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@ Kermit – v good point – though doubt she listens to anyone
Her face is horrendous, she looks absolutely awful – she is such a mess – had forgotten that only a few years ago she looked fresh and clean and youthful
Dried up old prune is the expression that comes to mind looking at her now
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That pink lipstick needs to go
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She looks like a porn star already, so the sex tape seems fitting.
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just knowing there may be a sex tape of lindsay lohan floating around has me stocking up on penicillin.
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I agree with you guys…I’m loving that necklace.
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LOOKY here
The Jewelry Thief finally got us to notice the jewels.
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Are leggings pants again, are we really doing this?
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Professional photos of a half-naked Lindsay is already painful to watch. I’m guessing people will not want to actually see her doing the deed.
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I’m with Mimi – if this is true, it was intentional so she could be in the spotlight again.
The frown lines must be genetic – have you ever noticed how prominent Ali’s are? To me she always looks like she’s crying.
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Honestly, what’s a seedy sex act these days? We’ve had sex tapes of threesomes, water sports, oral, etc. I mean is it worse than that…yawn…It is kind of sad that this is where we are.
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Girlfriend needs suspenders for her boobs. Hopefully those will be next on her plastic surgery hit list.
The sex tape thing reminds me of Samantha on SATC when she sent it around herself!
I like that – she was hoping to change her rep into a “partying socialite”. Like…Casey Johnson?
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Does anybody really even have any interest in seeing the video? I’d rather watch my cat lick herself.
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Lindz has a double chin.
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“What took so long?” See and I was thinking it was perfectly timed given that She is probably the one who has let it slip out…the final chapter of her brilliant self destruction plan.
yes I have decided Lilo is a mad genius. She was tired of being a respected actress beloved by all (during her Mean Girls days of course) and decided to stage this incredibly long awkward and annoying downward spiral. Everything done since then has been purposefully and meticulously calculated by Lindsanity to be the most epic downward spiral of a talented but tragic celebrity that we will ever know.
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Somewhere, the people at the BBC who hired her for the child trafficking documentary are shitting themselves and pulling their hair out if this sex tape really does exist!!!
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Yeah, cos none of us suspect at all that you produced and leaked this thing yourself, Lindsay.
I also don’t suspect that your mother did your hair first and your dad held the camera.
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K , I’m worried now because I’m 25 and while my fun bags aren’t quite as deflated as LL’s, they are substantially less buyout than they were when i was say, 18.
I figure: #1 – I lost some weight. The fat was making them bigger and the area where the excess fat was deflated because the fat’s gone or
#2 – All of the cute bras around now aren’t that supportive and girls in my generation weren’t extensively taught about the impact of early proper bra support on future perkiness.
*sigh*
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I wonder if this will post…
When I heard “seedy” and everyone was wondering what is LiLo seedy, I must be a disturbed person. My first thought was Cleveland Steamer and the second was Dirty Sanchez.
Now those are seedy.
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Publicity stunt.
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I’m nearly 34 and have fewer wrinkles than she does — and I haven’t even gone the blowfish route or injected ass fat into my face like she has. I can’t imagine what she’s going to look like at my age.
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@ snowball: I was thinking along those same lines when I read “seedy” LOL!
I’m also in the “what took so long” camp. It is hard to believe! But then again, I’ll believe it when I see it. Haven’t there been other rumors of Lilo sex tapes floating around before? I dunno, it just doesn’t sound like a new concept. Guess we’ll find out soon!
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those lips looked like they worked really really really hard. they look all bloated and bruised. can’t help but wonder what the heck they were really up to, all night long…
is there a person on the planet who didn’t think that the whole point of the home invasion was to facilitate the release of a sex tape? heck, it must be pay well. Paris Hilton got 800 thou. Kim Kardashian got 5 mil. Lindsay can probably pull around 7 mil, even with the bad economy.
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Wow. She does a spot-on (or should that be ‘bang-on’?) impression of my cat’s butt.
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So…anyone can see that they blew up the most unattractive photo of her they could find. Obviously she doesn’t really have a double chin, she is far to young and thin for that. She had her lips done – good God, who in Hollywood has not.
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47 seconds? Full act then?
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She can practically tuck those tits into her waistband at this point. Gross.
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I can safely say I won’t be watching that one, i’d have a better chance holding down my breakfast looking through rotten.com
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I will be back to read your other posts
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Ha, I’m with snowball and Tia C.
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I heard about this from my friend ages ago, been looking for it for ages.
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