Is Madonna trying for a baby with Jesus?

Let’s hope this story is made up, but British paper The Sun claims that 51 year-old pop star Madonna is hoping to conceive a child with her much younger lover Jesus Luz, 22. Women have become pregnant through in vitro fertilization into their 60s, with the oldest known mother at 67. The key is to use donor eggs so that the pregnancy is viable. Most US fertility clinics have age limits for attempting pregnancy in post menopausal women, with the most liberal going up to 52. If this report is true, Madonna’s clock is just about to stop ticking even with help from the latest scientific advances. Madonna doesn’t let much get in her way, so I can see how she would think this is both possible and a good idea:

Madonna is trying for a baby with her toyboy lover Jesus Luz.

The Queen of Pop – who already has four kids – has consulted doctors about conceiving another child at the age of 51, pals said.

Brazilian Jesus, who at 22 is less than half Madge’s age, has told her that becoming a father would be “his greatest adventure”.

She is said to have agreed he would make a “fantastic dad” and told friends: “I have endless love in my heart for another child.”

Madge already has daughter Lourdes, 13, by Carlos Leon and son Rocco, nine, by ex-husband Guy Ritchie.

She is also mum to her adopted Malawian orphans David Banda and Mercy James, both four.

A close pal, who calls Madonna by her preferred nickname Em, said: “Em says motherhood is her greatest achievement and the most fulfilling thing in her life.

“She knows that, at 51, it’s going to be harder to conceive naturally. But she is Olympic-athlete fit and is ready for the challenge.”

Madge has been with Jesus for more than two years, meeting him during a photo-shoot in Brazil shortly after she divorced Sherlock Holmes movie director Guy, 41. The pal added: “Jesus is very religious and deeply in love with her.

“He adores her kids but has always wanted a child of his own.

“He told Em fatherhood would be his greatest adventure, and that he wanted to go on this journey with her.”

[From The Sun]

Of course Jesus wants a baby with Madonna. That would secure him a nice payday for years to come. 22 year-old guys do not generally yearn for children as they have plenty of time left. It’s understandable that Madonna wants another baby for her nannies and staff to raise. Babies are so cute and provide so many magical moments and photo opportunities. They also might keep a 30 years-younger lover on the hook once he starts earning his own money and realizing what he’s missing.

Here are Madonna and Jesus boarding a helicopter in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil on 1/14/10. Credit:

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  1. snowball says:

    God. Does she actually realize how old she is? I swear she thinks she’s still in her 30′s.

    When I saw how much Zhay Zoos looked like Carlos Leon, I wondered about her.

    “A close pal, who calls Madonna by her preferred nickname Em”

    Huh? So now going with the one-name thing isn’t working and she’s going for the one-letter thing?

    Watch, she’ll do a Prince-inspired whackadoo character next.

  2. Commenter says:

    They’ve been together for 1 year, not 2.

  3. Maritza says:

    Ridiculous! Her eggs have died and shriveled long time ago!It would take a miracle to get her pregnant, unless she hires a surrogate.

  4. Firestarter says:

    Can she not just be happy with the children she has? She is older than Methuselah and needs to realize that.

  5. Dorothy says:

    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- deep breath-oooooooooooooooooooooooo

  6. BitterBetty says:

    huh?? she has the uterus of a zombie

  7. Meow Mix says:

    I think you need to have a uterus to have a baby.

  8. bella says:

    Well, if anyone thinks she’s worthy of a miracle, it’s gotta be Madonna with a baby daddy named Jesus.

  9. Essie says:

    Even though I’m not a fan and I don’t really care, I don’t believe any of this!! Just another silly tabloid lie.

  10. DD says:

    I wonder about what the catholic church will say about Madonna and Jesus conceiving.

  11. Really? says:

    So very gross. Madonna is WAY past her expiration date. I thought Jesus was her paid ‘boyfriend’. I wonder if this is a re-negotating term in his contract?
    So sad the lengths she will go to to
    stay relevant. Yuck.

  12. Firestarter says:

    lol@Bitter’s “Zombie Uterus”

  13. Kaye says:

    I think this story is b.s. I’m sure she’s “trying” with Jesus as much as possible. I doubt she’s expecting to conceive. I think Madonna is gross for a number of reasons, but being in her 50s isn’t one of them.

  14. nycmom10024 says:

    For what it’s worth, it is possible to conceive with your own eggs for a small group of women, yes she may need invitro. But it is not totally impossible. I know quite a few women who have conceived with their own eggs at 45-49, my own grandmother for one back in the 1920′s, well before there could be the interventions available today.

  15. poopie says:

    What is with these celebs and having gaggles of kids???? just what we all need, MORE CHILDREN !! STOP IT STOP IT ! @DD : HAHHAHAHHAHA.. Like ‘EM’ cares what the catholic church thinks !!!

  16. Phowie says:

    Evidently, she seems to think the extensive work she has done to look younger covers her reproductive organs as well. Hear that? Its her zombie uterus packing its vadge and catching the first train out of Madge, I mean, Dodge.

  17. princess pea says:

    Oooh, ooh! I hope they have a baby! What will it be named?

    My suggestions:

  18. Attagirl says:

    Oh that’s so wrong on so many levels…she has enough frickin’ kids already, constantly traipses around the world, is always in the studio or on stage or whatever it is she thinks is an attention-grabbing career move. It’s really not fair on the kids. She had no luck conceiving a second time with Guy Ritchie probably because she works out so obsessively that she doesn’t have enough body fat to incubate a fruit fly let alone a whole baby. It’s called menopause Madge, face up to it.

  19. Firestarter says:

    @Princess- You forgot Antichrist and Voodoo.

  20. princess pea says:

    @ Firestarter – Thank you! I love those!!! Voodoo would be so cute on a little girl. I could do this all day.

  21. Goddess711 says:

    Baby Jesus? Interesting considering her Kabbalah addiction. The Second Coming and look who’s responsible for it? Looks like another coffee table book out of it too!

  22. Solveig says:

    This is the firts time that I read a list of biblical names on a rag site, it’s hilarious.
    Starting from the title of the thread, that sounds quite incestuous. Ewwwww!

  23. C-DUB says:

    Aren’t those eggs scrambled from all the Yoga?

  24. LolaBella says:

    Hell, if this happens and OK buys the first exclusive photos, I can just see that cover headline: ‘Madonna & Child’ with Madonna photoshopped to within an inch of her life using the new ‘Virgin Fresh’ photoshop tool. Gah!

  25. Leek says:

    I guess she’s too important to bother taking into consideration the risks for a baby to be born to women of a certain age. She’s so fucking gross and just refuses to let us try not to think about her.

  26. I love the white suit with the hat. She looks like the female Scarface.

  27. Jenny says:

    Ugh! She used IVF to conceive Rocco at the age of 40 or 41. She would def need an egg donor. Maybe Lourdes?

  28. lola lola says:

    If she wants another baby, go for it. She can afford to do it, raise it, take very good care of it so where’s the problem? It’s totally sexist to say she shouldn’t do it cause she’s too old. Dennis Quade was 53 when his wife had twins. How come do complaning then??

  29. Catherine says:

    Nah, don’t believe it.

  30. bubbles says:

    let’s get this straight,David and Mercy
    are not orphans. They both have fathers who very much wanted them but could not afford to raise them, In sweeps Madonna and adopts (cough cough Buys) herself some new accecoires.
    she doesn’t really need to adopt, very soon she can raise Lourdes and Jesus’s children.

  31. DrM says:

    One word – BARF! (the mind boggles…)

  32. Bete says:

    Madonna’s only choices for male slaves are mere boys, like Jesus. No other self respecting man will tolerate her domineering personality, that’s hinged on her epic insecurity.
    Elsewhere about Madonna, her epic stinginess. US $250 000 for Haiti. She probably paid less to adopt both babies. She should be barred from IVF and all other fertility procedures.

  33. eternalcanadian says:

    lmao @ the hypocrisy. madonna and jesus procreating. :P

  34. sonja says:

    yeah, many of these comments are completely sexist…it’s okay for nasty old men to get with 20 year old women, why the double standard with Madonna, who by the way, looks amazing for her age