Poor Lindsay Lohan. She just gets such a bad rap from the media. I mean, sure, she’s been in rehab three different times in one year; was videotaped swigging champagne straight from the bottle on a dance floor in Italy, and was photographed hooking up with three different guys that same weekend. But now everyone’s calling her a slutty boozehound, and it’s just not fair. Can’t you see that she is a talented, dedicated actress who is totally committed to her work? Sure, her alleged drug dealer in NYC is selling a story that she was frantically trying to buy cocaine from him while home for Thanksgiving last year, but it’s just not her fault. It’s a good thing she’s so focused on her sobriety, or these mean rumors might start getting to her.

The latest report is that Lindsay got “friendly” (Which is Blohan-speak for “sloppy sex in the coat check room”) with reality hunk Brody Jenner inside two NYC hot spots over the weekend. Keep in mind that Brody just did a cutesy little interview with People magazine professing his love for his new girlfriend, model Cora Skinner. Blohan and Jenner did their best to avoid being photographed together outside the popular spot Beatrice Inn, but once inside, sources say it was a different story:

Lindsay Lohan and Brody Jenner avoided being photographed together Friday night as the two hit night clubs in New York, but while inside they got pretty cozy, sources tell PEOPLE.

The pair were spotted “all over each other” at Beatrice Inn. They stayed about 30 minutes and then headed to another celebrity hot spot, The Box, along with buddy Frankie Delgado. Reportedly, they both lingered until 3:30 a.m.

“She likes him. It’s early, but they are more than friends,” a source says of Lohan. “He seems to like her back. They’re actually sweet together, it would be nice if she kept him around.”

[From People.com]

Hmm. “It’s early, but they are more than friends.” What does that even mean—especially in the context of Blohan, Super Whore Extraordinaire? I suspect she doesn’t even know how to be friends with anyone who has a penis. Unless the dictionary definition of friends has recently changed to “blow you for drugs and the opportunity to be photographed together at The Ivy.”

No telling how this will affect Brody’s romance with that model—but I suggest she get herself down to the free clinic ASAP. There’s no cure for herpes!

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Lohan is shown out in NY on 1/26/08. She’s obviously getting paid to endorse Ariva despite her denials. Brody Jenner is shown at the MTV VMAs on 9/9/07.