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Jan 30
'08
Michael Lohan Searching for Lindsay’s Dealers

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Blame the dealer, not the addict—that’s Michael Lohan’s new philosophy, at least when it comes to his precious cash cow, daughter Lindsay.

The recovering alcoholic and former jailbird told the Sydney News that he has been looking for the individuals who sold Lindsay cocaine, and is especially keen to find the man who is currently selling a story to the tabloids about how the starlet begged to score some coke over the Thanksgiving holiday.

“God is going to get even with this guy. He’s destroyed a lot of lives.

I’ve been looking for the people who’ve been selling my daughter and these other kids the drugs. And come hell or high water, one day I’m going to find these guys and I’m going to expose them.”

[From The Sydney News]

I’m sure the dealers are shaking in their shoes. I have this mental image of him trying to look like a tough guy in his black mesh shirt, roaming the bad neighborhoods of Manhattan – with a camera crew in tow, of course. And now that Lindsay is reportedly drinking again, will Michael also be personally visiting all the nightclubs in New York and LA to demand that they shut down, so Lindsay won’t be tempted?

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Written by MSat

Posted in Addictions, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan

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