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My hatred for John Mayer grows by the day. After spending several weeks firmly in the “Are they dating? For real?” category, it looks like Taylor Swift and John Mayer are closer than ever to confirming. And by “confirming” I do mean “Mayer couldn’t be discreet if his life depended on it.” In Touch Weekly has an exclusive “source” who claims that not only are Mayer and Swift dating, but that this 32-year-old King of Douches is putting his dirty, douchey mitts on Taylor. They’ve “hooked up” and Taylor spent the night in Mayer’s hotel room. Son of a…!
While HollywoodLife.com is reporting that John Mayer is dating Taylor Swift, In Touch can exclusively reveal that John told a friend that he and Taylor hooked up when they were both in Nashville, Tenn., on January 24.
According to a source, the couple met up several times, in public and private, and were first seen getting cozy in a recording studio. “She was sitting on John’s lap, her arms were around him, and she was talking in his ear,” says the source. “They were acting like teenagers.”
That night, John, 32, and Taylor, 20, dined at the restaurant Cabana and were joined by friends afterward. The couple left alone and went back to The Hermitage Hotel, where they arrived in the loading dock to avoid being spotted and were escorted to John’s suite, the source claims. Both of their reps deny the story.
But the source claims, “Taylor spent the night and enjoyed mid-morning room service before leaving his suite the next day.”
Though the source says that Taylor “adores” John, it seems the womanizer is up to his old ways, involving yet another starlet in boosting his career. When asked by a friend how his night with Taylor went, John laughed, and boasted, “How do you think it went?”
[From In Touch Weekly]
I totally believe this happened. I think Swifty is a sweet girl with horrible taste in men. And, you know, she’s 20 years old and she’s been living in her girlish fame bubble for several years, and perhaps that’s why she thinks John Mayer is “cool” or “hot” or “not King of the Douches”. I really hoped Swifty had a better head on her shoulders and would be able to see through Mayer’s bullsh-t, but I don’t think so.
Would you like further confirmation of their relationship? The National Enquirer reports that Swifty’s mom is trying to pry her away from Mayer. Good luck with that, mom. Seriously:
Taylor’s mom Andrea made her disapproval of John Mayer clear, say sources.
“Andres pulled John aside and told him point blank to back off,” and insider says. “She said a friendship was fine, but there was no way he’d get close enough to Taylor to break her heart if she had anything to say about it.”
Andrea is concerned about Mayer’s reputation as a partier, womanizer, and pot smoker. But despite her concerns, Mayer and Swift continue to go on dates in Los Angeles and Nashville. It was at the Crossroads taping in Nashville that Andrea pulled Mayer aside again.
“Right after John performed Andrea pulled him aside and basically told him to keep his hands off her daughter… she’s all for music collaborations, but she couldn’t get past his baggage.”
And according to the source, John didn’t put up a fight.
“All John could do was to offer Andrea a compliment on raising a lovely daughter… he said he understood completely, and it was his honor enough to call Taylor his friend.”
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, February 15, 2010]
Of course Mayer “didn’t put up a fight”. He either A) Had already slept with Taylor and gotten what he wanted and was preparing to dump her or B) was fully prepared to pay lip service to Taylor’s mom, then go to Taylor and use her mother’s words to create the image of a man who just can’t keep away from the woman he loves, no matter what anyone says. My opinion: Mayer is a manipulative psychopath. Mama Swifty needs to lock up Taylor until she comes to her senses.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Hookups, Horror, John Mayer, Stupid, Taylor Swift
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She’s 20 years old. Who she sleeps with is absolutely NONE of her mother’s business. Cripes.
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Ugh.
A mother is a mother, no matter the age of her offspring. I am sure she still has the protective nature to try and keep her [adult] child from making a big douchey mistake.
Ugh.
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On the bright side, think of all the new song material that Mayer will provide Swift after he uses her, shares contagions, and then breaks her heart. He’ll be the reason for more than tear drops on her guitar.
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taylor seems so controlled by her mother..hellooo. she is 20!!
taylor is not that good girl everyone wants her to be, she is just like everybody else .. cant stand her mother!
go taylor..do your thing.. but please..john mayer??
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Time after time I’ve backed up John Mayer’s douchiness, because I find him amusing. But Taylor Swift is just too much for me to defend. Sigh.
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He is as ugly on the outside as he is on the inside, but a lot can also be gauged from the floozies that allow him to bone them.
A woman would have to be absolutely f-ken desperate to be seen, let alone intimate with him.
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She was just a preteen when Mayer’s music was getting big. She probably swooned at his picture and drew hearts on her binders while listening to “Your Body is a Wonderland (which came out in 2001). She probably thinks she’s lucky to be with him, maybe a little starstruck even.
But Jesus…just look at this guy with his inbred eyeballs and his mushy lips. Nothing about him is attractive.
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Gross ….. C’mon Taylor! you can do so much better!
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She’s 20 for heaven sakes! She’s too young to choose the boring, safe, mama- approved dudes! In fact, what a great way to ensure your daughter gets into all kinds of sexy-time with someone: disapprove loudly! I’m not at all thinking this is gross. I hope she insists on protection, and has lots of fun. Think how much better in the sack he must be than the age-appropriate guys who haven’t a clue what a woman needs. Old enough to know enough, and young enough to still be able to perform. Awesome.
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He is just too Ewwwww for me. Don’t know what girls or fans see in her.
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At least one can have an intelligent conversation with John Mayer which I suspect cannot be said about Taylor Lautner…
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20 is still very young. Her mother is trying to protect her daughter and there is nothing wrong with that. She is doing what so many showbiz parents should have done with their out of control kids. If Taylor were a mess then everyone would blame it on her parents but if her mother steps in to protect her then she is overstepping. Better to slightly overstep than to have another Lohan or Spears running around.
A bad relationship can destroy a young person and her mother is smart enough to know that. Taylor has lived a sheltered life and is no way equipped to handle someone like him.
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I hope the “King of Douches” treats the “Princess of Pop” with some respect…but I doubt it! Run, Taylor, Run!
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Is it ironic that one Mayer’s biggest hits is “Daughters”
“Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So, mothers be good to your daughters too”
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The guy is such a cheeseball. And his “music” — gack. Incredible that any woman would be anything but embarassed to be seen with him, let alone several celebrities being actually involved with him.
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What an ahole. Who tries to destroy their girlfriends reputation all in the name if making urself look cool?
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@ Wee Freckles-EXCELLENT!
Every girl deserves that guy or two that other people think is a mistake, but that is the perfect bad-boy sex appeal-in HER eyes (in our eyes, he’s an infested famewhore, but we weren’t asked.) Although, judging from some of the nasty that’s been heard about JM, she may get an eye-opener (or closer, depending on what’s going on).
She’ll grow up, and probably marry a decent guy-she’s 20. Her mother doesn’t have to approve, but she’s also a legal adult and can do as she pleases. As long as she’s avoiding his “cooties” (whatever STDs he’s infested with)and being safe…let the girl get some…
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she is just disgusting
she acts all innocent, pa-lease
how do u think she got all those grammys, talent? LOLOLOLOL
come on, she stinks
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@ CeeCee12:
“A bad relationship can destroy a young person and her mother is smart enough to know that. Taylor has lived a sheltered life and is no way equipped to handle someone like him.”
It’s not good to raise sheltered kids. When they have a problem in their life they don’t know how to deal and fall apart.
I do get wanting to protect you’re kids from harm but when parents do too much it prevents their kids from knowing their limits and correcting their own mistakes.
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What’s the point of this guy? He’s ugly and stupid-looking. Every time I see him, I want to hit him, and I’m very peaceful normally. Can anyone explain to me why all these gorgeous women have nothing better to do than have this creep brag about them?
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I can completely understand mom wanting to protect her daughter from this douchebag, but her little girl is grown up and mom has to let her make her own mistakes.
Unfortunately, she will probably learn the hard way after being humped and dumped and treated for whatever STDs he left her with.
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“I totally believe this happened.” Of course you do sweetie. Salacious sells.
But keep in mind: “Both of their reps deny the story.” Even if it is true and I do mean a great big giant IF, She’s young but she’s of age and allowed to make mistakes. The mistake in this case would be to get her heart involved.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, with absolutely no shame. I’d hit it. Mayer I mean. Course he’d have to not talk and I’d ‘lose’ his number afterwards but yeah, I still think he has mojo.
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@ I Choose Me: ITA, with all of it, lol!
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I have to second what I Choose Me said. I would still tap Mayer. And I am way past 20 yoa.
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I agree with Cheyenne.. humped and dumped lol. I don’t blame her mom at all for trying to protect her. Taylor’s no Miley Cyrus, you can tell she’s very sweet and innocent. In fact, I’m like 95% sure that this girl is probably still a virgin and John Mayor is going to try to be the creep who rips and dips… then brags about it
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If I was her mother, I would get in John Mayers face too. I hate that guy. Yeah, she’s 20…but who would want to see their daughter messing with that douchenozzle?? Not me.
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She needs a mandatory friend intervention S.T.A.T.
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Knew the “perfect role model ” thing taylor was going for was gonna deflate sooner then later .
shes just like everyone else in show business .
the girls are sluts and the guys are douche bags .
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If I were her mom, I would try to do the same thing. John Mayer is a sleeze and Taylor seems so dang innocent.
This will tarnish her image.
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Iggles-”It’s not good to raise sheltered kids. When they have a problem in their life they don’t know how to deal and fall apart.”
I agree in most circumstances. My soon to be ex husband is the product of over sheltering and it has messed him up royally. So I definitely get what you are saying.
I just think in this particular instance that her mother is right to try to intervene. A ‘bad boy’ is one thing but this guy devastates women for sport. He managed to hurt women who are well seasoned players themselves. I just don’t think it would turn out as a life lesson that builds character. I think it could end up much much worse.
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What I don’t understand is how the heck does he wind up with all these uber women? I swear, he must have a shlong called Jesus!
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Any sentence that begins with, “In Touch can exclusively reveal…” is automatically bullshit.
Mayer must have a gold-plated penis, the way women who are way, way above his taste level are attracted to him.
Swifty, it’s still not too late to salvage a small bit of dignity and get away from this snail slick.
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@ CeeCee12:I agree with you. Age is relative to experience. To me, Miley is younger but has more experience than Taylor. Taylor seems like a good girl who listens to her parents. Being sheltered is not a bad thing but it does make a person more gullible and it will hurt that much more when her dreams are shattered. I should know.
It’s one thing for a girl to try and have a romance and another if she’s being set up for a really big fall. Hope Mayer stays away from her.
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At least he can teach her how to sing?
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Why would he have his rep deny the story? He either cares about her or it never happened. He’s not a good choice, I agree, but with his rep, why deny it?
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My instinct tells me he is gay hence why he dates many diff girls and talks very publicly about details of his realtionships.
There are so many in the closet gay male (and female, but def more males) stars in Hollywood who date girls, girls who know they are gay but dont care because it gets them both publicity and throws unknowing people off thinking he/she is gay. So silly & sad really.
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I don’t know how anyone — including Taylor — would want to be with someone who bragged about the number of dirty texts he’s sent to many many women! Stay classy John.
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I don’t know about being too sheltered making a girl susceptible to bad boys. I grew up sheltered, and it’s made me more picky about guys I dated. My parents thought I was special, so I demanded any guy I dated thought so too.
And yeah, poor Taylor. I shudder to think what mind tricks JM is playing on her. Of course, she’s prob loving it for now.
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a manipulative psychopath? sheesh. are we both talking about the high school nerd who learned how to play the guitar? John is a fool yes. but i think he’s capable of truly loving and maybe Taylor is the one. has anyone considered that? just bec he was harsh to Aniston as her rent-a-date doesn’t mean that he sees all women the same way.
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It is true that she is 20 years old, yet it is a known fact that the portion of the brain responsible for making sound decisions is not fully functioning until 24 or 25; which accounts for the fact that we all act like idiots until that age (and some beyond!). **sigh** But legally there is nothing that can be done. That girl will have to live and learn…
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Wonder what Aniston thinks about this? Taylor is young enough to be her daughter!
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This man needs to really find his sexual identity for one & another to start treating women as women. I have yet to see John respect any woman. He uses them for gain.. he preys on very rich women. I believe the man has a bitter soul & is very troubled. I guess when he has no respect for himself how can we expect him to respect women.
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I don’t think it is totally true to say that he preys on very rich women. He went with women who were less richer than him.
And Jennifer Aniston chased him even in Europe, not the other way around. He is also the want who dumped her eventhough he could have won much more by clinging to her if he was so much after her money.
I think he has a big ego but i don’t think he is after money per se because that type of men consistently goes after richer and older gals with a certain profile. They don’t go after young gals…they will go after their mums.
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They actually have a little less of the same age difference that Beyonce had when she went with Jay-z.
Beyonce was 19, and Jay Z was 31 !
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disgusting!!
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Hey, would any of you be happy if John Mayer was dating your 20 year old daughter?
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maybe she should stop singing songs about being in high school and start writing about being an adult since she’s 20 and not 15!!!! We know she’s no angel, so start writing real shit!!!!
Her vocal range is bullshit!
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None of these quotes are from properly cited and none of them are straight from mayer so it sounds like BS to me.
and it’s not like any of us have never made mistakes in our lives. He knows he fucks up. His new lyrics are all about this.
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WTF John Mayer is on of the sweetest, funniest and kindest celebrities there are and you just shouldn’t insult ANYONE like that
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@Rose – hes a player, dont u know?
what has happened, happened. John’s a douche, tay knows that now. If i were her mum id do the same thg. She and her mum are super close, super super close and thats sweet cos she just loves her daughter so damn much
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