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Levi Johnston might be the biggest tease that ever lived. After spending too many months playing the “will you see my trouser antler?” game, the answer has finally come down — no, we will not see any kind of trouser antler, pocket moose, snowballs or Alaskan pole. We’ve covered some of the early releases of Levi’s teases, and now we have this epically boring cover to stare at. It doesn’t even look hunky! It makes Levi look like he has love handles. And, oh yeah, NO WANG. For shame.
Levi Johnston’s long-awaited Playgirl cover has finally been released, and the caribou hunter-turned-aspiring model/actor does live up to his promise and appear nude, but with one notable exception: He covers himself below the waist.
Titled “Levi Johnston Goes Rogue,” the pictorial also includes an interview with Johnston, 19, who has a 1-year-old son, Tripp, with Bristol Palin, 19, the daughter of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin.
In the interview portion of the spread, Johnston discusses his tumultuous relationship with the Palins, as well as being a new dad. The magazine, Playgirl’s debut re-launch issue, hits newsstands Feb. 22.
And for those who haven’t had their fill of Johnston, a pay-per-view special of Johnston from Playgirl airs on cable Feb. 12.
[From People]
Seriously, what’s the difference between this photo shoot and Levi doing some kind of kitschy shirtless calendar? Nothing. All cheese, no antler. Gawker did have fun with the cover, doing various re-edits of it, including a cartoon wang, a LOLcats version, and a “Cover Lies” version.
Oh, and would it kill Levi to shave? Seriously?
Playgirl cover courtesy of Gawker.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Levi Johnston, Nude
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Why did Playgirl even bother hyping this when there is NO peen? I was all about buying a hard copy (pun unintended), but now I’m just saying “no.”
I take peen very seriously and I don’t appreciate being lied to about it! :/
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I think he can’t shave the fuzz, because then he’d look 13. And that would be all kinds of wrong. (More wrong than the current situation, obvs.)
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@ Princess Pea: LOL
I still don’t understand why they bother putting “Entertainment for Women” on their cover. It’s not really for us it is? I find nothing entertaining or sexy about Levi Johnston, peen or no peen.
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I’d rather ‘read the article’ about NYC’s hottest bartenders going full frontal, TYVM!
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OH GAWD… the cover looks like cheesy 70′s barely legal porn!
Between this and ET shoving him in everyones faces (which makes me want to throw things at my TV!)
Someone please tell me his 15 minutes are almost over!!
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He’s disgusting. I imagine his ass looks pimply.
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When you say shave, do you mean on his face or his pits …
Cos that’s the first thing that my eyes noticed :\
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Just not sexy. It’s like looking at your little brother naked; just weird, icky and wrong.
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GROSS!
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LOL at Wresa…
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Ugly soulless douche.
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@ princess pea: LMAO! That is so true! What makes it worse is his “deer caught in the headlights” expression in some of the preview photos. I bet he chose not to show his peen because it was all shrivelled up in fear.
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Peen-free zone.
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This Guy is disgusting. He’s nothing but hot air. I don’t understand the fascination with him. I’m sure Entertainment Tonight will have yet another story on this moron. Yawn.
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Eeeew, what is up with the southern evangelist wig he’s sportin?
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Moooooooooooooobs!!!
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I should apply for a photographer’s position at Playgirl because – sheesh – that cover is bad. lol
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Maybe he covered himself because his wee wee looks like Jamie Kennedy’s – A pencil!
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