I feel like Kate Bosworth is trying to hypnotize me with her crack eyes. I mean, “her normal eyes that have never even seen a crack pipe.” Anyway, these are some new photos of Kate Bosworth at the Chanel event that was honoring Vanessa Paradis. Which, for me, draws the inevitable comparisons, to which I can only say that Kate Bosworth wishes she was anywhere as cool as Vanessa Paradis. Like, Vanessa sneezes out cooler stuff than Kate Bosworth. For real. And look at Vanessa’s face – she knows it.

Anyway, I started writing this just as a “hey, what’s going on with Kate Bosworth these days?” story, but I can see that Lainey Gossip already raged on her. I was also going to mention that it doesn’t seem like those rumors of an affair with Chris Martin (Gwyneth Paltrow’s husband) rocked Kate’s boat at all. Kate never even publicly denied the hookup took place, Chris never did sue Star Magazine for their story, and Goopy just put her nose in the air and pretended to be The Duchess of Constipation. So, yeah, Kate came out of it okay. Okay enough to act like Goop The Lesser as she smirk-posed her way through a red carpet for Chanel.

There is this though – People Magazine asked Kate about her alleged relationship/hookup with Alexander Skarsgard. Kate snots out “we are very good friends” and said that she “adores him.” BITCH.

Kate Bosworth and True Blood hunk Alexander Skarsgard will be steaming up the big screen in the upcoming remake of the ’70s thriller Straw Dogs, but off screen she says they’re simply close pals, despite rumors of being romantically linked for months.

“We are very good friends,” Bosworth told PEOPLE Tuesday at a Chanel dinner in New York honoring Vanessa Paradis for Rouge Coco lipstick. “He’s a wonderful, wonderful man. I adore him.”

Bosworth, 27, and Skarsgard, 33, met last year while filming in Shreveport, La., and were spotted together last week at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont, where she gave him a quick smooch on the lips. Still, she remained coy when pressed about their relationship status.

“That’s a minefield, man! I’m not stepping into that,” she said. “I’ve learned too well from being on that road.”

One thing that’s for certain is that Bosworth’s vampire friend looks for a sense of humor in a woman. With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, the blonde beauty admits she’s a romantic, but says she likes to celebrate love every day.

“I feel like it’s one of those holidays that is a little too loaded. It has too much pressure involved,” said Bosworth. “But for me, if you love somebody you say it to them every day and don’t need a day for it. It’s the little things like that I love.”

[From People]

Oh, for goodness sake. “That’s a minefield, man! I’m not stepping into that. I’ve learned too well from being on that road.” Um, when was the last time someone really gave a crap who Kate was dating? It was when she was with Orlando Bloom, right? And was the mild interest that was focused on them as a couple so intense and laser-like that she found it overwhelming? And she says it like she’s Jessica Simpson or something, always on the cover of magazines, having her relationships dissected. I really, really hoped that Alexander Skarsgard wouldn’t be down with her crap, but I think he’s probably still hittin’ it. But he wants to keep on the downlow, probably.

Kate and Vanessa Paradis at a New York Chanel event on February 9, 2010. Credit: Fame Pictures and Flashpoint / WENN.