Sandra Bullock tried to ladyscape a pink heart, was in intimate pain

Just in time for Valentine’s day comes this disturbing and dumb story from Sandra Bullock on the lengths she went to for love. This story is in Contact Music and they don’t source the quotes, (they mention OK! UK but that’s for another quote), but supposedly Bullock said that she tried to shape her pubes into a little heart and then dye them pink. The ladyscaping wasn’t the problem, but she bleached and then dyed her (presumably dark) pubes, which caused burning pain in her nether regions. Who bleaches their pubes? That’s ridiculous. She says that she shaved it herself, so it doesn’t sound like she was subjected to this in the salon:

Sandra Bullock burned herself dying her pubic hair.

The actress – who is married to motorcycle enthusiast Jesse James – admits she was horrified when her special Valentine’s Day (14.02.10) grooming efforts went wrong.

She explained: “I decided for Valentine’s Day I would do a special hair thing. I wanted to try to create a pink heart shape with my lower hair. It was painful.

“You had to bleach it first. There’s something about bleach that feels like acid. Then I had to shave it. I was in so much pain, but I kept going and put the pink dye on and it went the wrong colour.”

The 45-year-old star also suffered another dyeing disaster when she went blonde recently for her role in ‘The Blind Side’ because Jesse hated it.

She admitted to Britain’s OK! magazine: “There is a very important person in my life who just didn’t want me being blonde – thank God. There was a big person who said, ‘I don’t like the blonde on you, take it off. You want him to say that.’ You want him to say that. You do.”

[From Contact Music]

How did she get the idea that she had to bleach her pubic hair? I’ve never heard of that! If you’re interested in dyeing your pubic hair, there’s a safe range of dyes called “Betty,” as in “Brown Betty,” “Blonde Betty,” etc., that are specifically designed for that purpose. Their website says that the products are all natural and contain no ammonia or parabens. I’m not sure how comfortable and effective Betty is, but it has to be better than getting burnt by chemicals. There’s even a pink version. I prefer to get rid of the hair down there when possible and would never consider dyeing it, but to each their own. Poor Sandra. If this story is true I hope her mons is healed in time for Valentine’s day!

Sandra Bullock is shown outside the Late Show on 2/8/10. Credit: FPZ/Fame Pictures

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  1. Popcorny says:

    HIGHlarious! I don’t know which is funnier … what Sandra did to herself or CB’s “OS” PSA.
    There should be a “Shake Hands with Danger” reel to go along with this …

  2. JulieNewmar says:

    I like Sandy, but lately it seems like she’s chanelling Megan Fox in her interviews.

  3. denise says:

    oookkk what a weird article…

  4. Ana says:

    Well, if it makes her feel any better, I changed mine to the first letter of my husband’s name and made it backwards!

    He thought it was hilarious….and cute.

  5. Taya says:

    This could of been something Sandra did over 25 years ago. Pubic hair color was not even available back then. We all do dumb things when we are in love.

  6. Alecto says:

    sounds like something i would do

  7. luna says:

    I self-waxed my nethers and bits once. Once that wax dries, there’s no going back. I will never, ever do that again.

  8. lilred says:

    @luna- I’m with you on that, I did the same thing.I’m not going down that road again.Lol.

  9. Raven says:

    Funny, she didn’t mention this during the Charlie Rose interview.

  10. CB Rawks says:

    EEk! Poor Sandy! Hehehe Maybe they could design a pink furry merkin in a love heart shape. …They prolly already have those, I’m pretty sheltered. :)

  11. DK88 says:

    That was definitely TMI. I don’t think she should be saying that on the oscar campaign.

  12. danielle says:

    Hahahaha! That just makes me love Sandra even more – sounds like something I would do.

  13. snowball says:

    Sorry, this article doesn’t sound real to me. Aside from the dumb “quotes,” c’mon. Sandy’d go to a professional, it’s not like she’s got to scrap pennies together.

    She’s likeably ditzy and shares a lot of things that are goofy and a little embarrassing, but this is over the top, even for her.

  14. karma says:

    This is a really old story though, but still funny, from the series of celebrity interviews by Ruby Wax (Yes! Really!! and american, again really!!)
    Ms bullock spills her most embarrassing moment, bleach and all.
    My favorite moment from the shows is from the interview with Joan Collins, Ms Wax (just google if you dont believe me, its her real name) having met her match gets properly sloshed and practically falls of the yacht onto the pier of st tropez.
    If there is a god this on you tube

  15. Becks says:

    Snowball : Maybe sandy is the type of gal who doesnt want to share her diddle with a professional so she tried to do it herself and failed, badly.
    I can afford to go to a professional, but I wouldnt!! I would rather do it myself in the privacy of my home.

  16. ccoop says:

    Sounds like Sandy ended up with “Ugly Betty”.

  17. Lady D says:

    I tried a dye job when I was about 20 or so. I used ordinary red food dye. I figured being blonde (keep the jokes to yourself) the red food dye would make me pink. This too was a Valentine’s Day special. Well the dye spread like crazy, my boyfriend said it looked like a huge rash and he wouldn’t touch me for a week. Live and learn.

  18. Becks says:

    Lady D – too freakin funny!!!

  19. Erik says:

    Here’s your source: she told it in an interview with Ruby Wax more then 10 years ago.. So it’s ooooooooold news.

    Skip to the 3:10 mark to hear the high(not)larious news ->

  20. MooMooMoo says:

    I dunno how women can stand to shave down there, it always ends up looking worse than if you just let it grow, and itchy!

    Wax, wax, wax!

  21. Roma says:

    I just had the worst wax ever today (never take a month off and shave!) and I was in brutal pain, until I came home and read this. Somehow, I now feel better about my hooey.

  22. lin234 says:

    Lady D: LOL! What a funny story. I can see the reasoning behind it esp since food dye is non-toxic and it would make sense that it would strong enough to dye blond hair. I don’t think I’ll ever care enough to put bleach down there. Yikes!

    Sandra looks exactly the same as she did in her twenties. I’ve always loved her hair.

  23. sam says:

    This story is several years old….I remember hearing it – I’m pretty sure Sandra shared it in an interview where she was basically poking fun at herself and how dumb she had been trying to do it.

  24. I thought the title was weird and then I read the post. Hahaha

  25. j. ferber says:

    No one was bothered by Jesse James telling Sandra, “I don’t like the blond on you, take it off” comment except me, I guess.

  26. GatsbyGal says:

    Oh god, I love Sandra Bullock.

  27. kelbear says:

    I am just not even going to believe this

  28. Ashley says:

    j.ferber – I’ll second that. But we don’t know if he was joking or not (he seems like a serious dude so probably not). Wasn’t his ex-wife blonde? Maybe that’s why, but still, he shouldn’t have married an actress then.

    But Sandy did look bad with the blonde hair. She’s a gorgeous brunette.

  29. jennifer b says:

    I love her! I think this is funny as heck. Somehow coming out of her mouth, the comment is more cute than trashy. I bet if Megan Fox said this, people would be saying very different
    things about her.

  30. pg 2010 says:

    —Wish Sandra would FINALLY break ranks, come out, and spill on her industry’s decades of financial et al
    ‘involvement’ with the most awesomely
    genocidal regime the world has EVER
    seen —aross the Pacific.