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Do you ever have one of those days where you’re like “Gee, I really wish I could stare at photos of Gerard Butler half-naked”? Well, your day has come. These are photos of Gerard Butler in Brazil, where he’s been enjoying Carnival for the past few days. He even hung out with Madonna and Jesus Luz! Unfortunately, we don’t have those photos, but I’m not even going to link to them because you should just be focusing on Gerard and his tanned, lovely chest. Can you believe it? He lost the big, pasty guy and moobs!
My love for Gerry sometimes goes onto the back burner, especially when I’m not looking forward to his promotional blitz for Bounty Hunter, which looks (to me) like a crap film. Meanwhile, there’s still not a coherent PR strategy for the “are they dating?” questions Gerard and Jennifer Aniston are going to be getting. I suppose that game works, sort of, when you’re promoting a film, but I just expected something different from Gerard. While British sources claim that Aniston is telling friends that “the sex is amazing. They have great chemistry across the board – sexually and intellectually”, other sources have Aniston and Butler ringing the “just friends” bell:
Multiple sources are telling FOX411 that the multiple stories about Jen Aniston and Gerard Butler’s supposed romance add up to zero.
The ‘Bounty Hunter’ stars set tongues a-wagging over their “romantic” birthday getaway in Cabo San Lucas Mexico last week. All of Jen’s Hollywood buddies, including Sheryl Crow and Courteney Cox Arquette, joined her to celebrate her 41st birthday. Gerard was one of the lucky few men to get an invite, along with her treasured hairstylist and best friend, Chris McMillan, but friends tell FOX411 the Mexican rendezvous was more PR-related than a love connection.
“Jennifer goes to Mexico every year with her girlfriends for her birthday and this year she decided to invite Gerry along for a bit of fun, too. She doesn’t mind that rumors spread like wildfire about their non-existent romance,” an insider said. “He’s just having fun and he agreed to tag along for the big bash. Jen likes having him around, he’s funny, always cracks jokes and he loves partaking in the cocktails with their whole crew. The other girls don’t mind having him around at all. He’s a hilarious addition to their vacation.”
The source said their shows of affection make for good press as they prep for their press tour to premiere ‘The Bounty Hunter,’ set to open in theaters March 19.
“Gerry will put on a show with Jen and spend time with her, but it is for the good of the movie,” the insider blabbed. “They are friends. They get along great. It’s an easy relationship and the rumors will die out after the release. Gerry is single and always on the prowl for a pretty lady. He’s enjoying his Hollywood bachelor lifestyle so much that even Jennifer Aniston can’t get him to give it up.”
And what about those reports that the two were caught canoodling and kissing over champagne at the Golden Globes?
“They were not making out!” our snitch said. “The reports are funny, but they hug and play around – there is no kissing.”
[From Fox News 411]
So, basically, we can enjoy his firmed-up moobs and gut with the knowledge that Aniston is going to shank us. Praise Jesus! Because those moobs were mine before Aniston started grinding on them.
By the way, why do you think Gerry is in Rio? Just to have some fun at Carnival? I keep thinking about this rumor I read about him once, that he loves going down to Brazil to just go crazy (crazy = wild, kinky, ridiculous sex/orgies) with all of the Brazilian girls. And I still love him! Weird.
Gerard in Brazil on February 15 & 16th. Credit: Bauer-Griffin.
Written by Kaiser
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I still see moobs….and a bit of a gut too. He may have trimmed down a little, but not much.
Not hot.
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And this is what women are wagging their tongues at?
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he is not attractive to me at all. is he doing yoga? looks sort of like warrior 2 in one of those pics. he’s still got love handles. grossness.
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Why is it that a man can be SO out of shape he has moobs and gut, and a month of snack-free eating later, voila!, back in shape. It’s so not fair, I say.
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He’s repulsive.
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The moobs didn’t bother me-just more Gerry to love!
The stare at Gerry in photos all day should be a holiday!
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That Fox story seems like utter crap since they have two major points of their story wrong: 1) Gerard doesn’t drink so I can’t imagine he is partaking in cocktails with Jen, and 2) While Jen does love Mexico she hasn’t been there for a birthday at all in the last several years, if ever (a fact that can be proved by papparazzi shots of her seen elsewhere in February over the past few years). So if the source is wrong on these counts, who’s to say they are right about anything else?
They have both maintained that they are just friends – both of them. So, if anything further is going on, they aren’t saying and thus aren’t using it for promotion. I’m not saying they aren’t naive enough to know that their close friendship will be blown out of proportion by those in the media who jump on these sorts of things. Nor am I saying that they aren’t okay with this in light of having a movie to promote. However, whatever PR slant you want to attribute to their behaviour should cut both ways. It’s not like Gerard was kidnapped at gun point to attend Jen’s birthday in Mexico or hang with her at the pool.
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But he has a great personality!
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nope…still gross.
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still mooby and gutty to me, albeit less so.
blech.
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Still.Not.Hot.
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he does not need to go all way down to brazil to find women for ridiulous sex/orgies. i am pretty sure there are girls up for it everywhere.
even thought some people think like that, there are a lot of other reasons to visit brazil but finding whores. after all, they are all over the globe.
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move along, nothing fvckable here. Unless mini moobs get ya going.
He looks like he should be selling insurance or used cars.
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TERRIBLE. sorry but NOT HOT.
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@ JulieNewmar:
VERY FUNNY STUFF! LOVE IT!
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“By the way, why do you think Gerry is in Rio? Just to have some fun at Carnival?”
It’s a paid appearance not a personal vacay. Some beer company has sponsored Butler’s trip. They’ve paid him to make an appearance in their shirts at carnaval. They’ve put him up in the Copacabana, the works. They’re being very careful though. While this beer company is sponsoring GB’s trip, they’re being very careful to mention he isn’t drinking anything other than soda (GB has been sober for 12 years).
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I go back and forth on him. I suspect that if I had enough to drink, he would totally be a shame-fvck. I’d do it, but I’d feel awful about it in the morning and I’d never tell anyone.
Now that I think about it, that would explain why, with the rumors of all his man-whoring, you don’t get any “I Spent the Night with Gerry”, tell-alls in the tabloids: He’s a universal celebrity shame-fvck.
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It’s Brahma beer that sponsored GB’s appearance at carnaval btw, and they also sponsored Madonna’s.
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He’s still icky.
He looks like he had lipo.
His skin is loose.
His arms aren’t toned.
His moobs are saggy.
His mug is fug.
Grandpa Gerry is not sexy.
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And yet…he is still disgusting in every way imaginable!
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Uh, yeah, the moobs are still front and center. And I don’t believe for a minute that he doesn’t drink (despite what he may claim publicly).
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A tan goes a long way towards hiding a few pounds, although he does seem to have lost a bit. He still has bitty boobs, though.
What’s with those black pants? Is it me or are the way too tight and uncomfortable looking?
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Meh. I will never understand your devotion to him, he is not attractive.
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*Sigh* Some girls just can’t appreciate a real man. You know – the kind the sweat, not sparkle.
Love the Gerry
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LMAO @ Susette. Lovely theory!
I still see moobs. He doesn’t fill out a bra like he used to, but they’re still there.
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He is MUCH improved and in a very short time. I am impressed, but he still has a little work to do. Maybe Jen Aniston can give him some tips. She looks incredible.
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He used to be attractive…key word USED to
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Has Gerry had some smart lipo. Brazil is the best place to have Lipo…however, you can die under the knife. They have some innovative techniques and some of the standard cosmetic surgery is cheap.
I think Gerry had smart lipo. Around the moobs and tummy. He hates going to the gym however, when he as to act. He goes on a diet. Look he is British or rather Scottish so the roles do not apply (i.e N/A)
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Gerry on a bad day is still better than John Douche Mayer on a good one. That’s cool he’s sober, he may still be mooby but he’s got the sexy gene either way.
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Who wrote this article its a kind of Jhon Meyer of brazilians?????
Apologyze!
As a brazilian I got extremely offended about this “orgies” comments!
If u don’t what its carnival about, don’t said it!!!!!
For me u made the same ridiculous kind of comments that Mayer made about African Americans! JUST ONFENSIVE!
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Hot. I like my man with some meat. I hate scrawny guys – puke.
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Better, much better
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Moogirl. Love it! I too like myself a manly man, not a pretty one.
And these photos just go to show that tanned moobs look better than pale moobs.
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Ugh. WTF?! What is this guys appeal to women? Am I the only one who doesn’t see it?
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He is growing on me ….. i love him in the film Rock n Rolla – that’s some fab acting
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I don’t see any hotness. He still looks really puffy and still has moobs. I think now people realize that Gerard and Jennifer’s “romantic” relationship is a publicity stunt. Everytime they “hookup” Gerard is out makingout with somebody else. I don’t know if they are really friends. Until the Golden Globes they were never seen together.
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Hanging out with Madonna? I hope The Butler hasn’t been hittin’ it with La Gristle.
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He looks hot and cute to me…Rock on man, you got em all.
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Why every time i hear something about brazil it HAS to be bad??
he can find hookers or crazy slut girls everywhere. Im pretty sure of that!
Maybe you should research Carnaval: yes, there are some sluts out there, just like you’ll find them in other places, but have you ever looked at the pictures of the parade? how insanely beautiful it is? or how people work all year long to make that happen?
Why should people that never witnessed something like that judge it and look down on it?? why you have to focus on the bad? you are judging an entire country, have you realized that?
When you write something like “Brazilian Girls are crazy wild orgy” type of people you are talking about millions of dignified women that have to put up with this crap. Brazil has a population of about 200 million people. All you see was a handful of girls getting wild after getting drunk, like its such an impossible thing to happen else where.
Maybe he went to brazil to have fun, because women happens to be gorgeous, and he is a manwhore after all!
So shame on anyone that has this type of prejudice against other countries just because you live in fucking America. Take a look in the mirror before pointing fingers at others.!!
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He is still fleshy and out of shape. He is just gross. Looks like he smells bad too.
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Gotta love a real man with a mini-moob.
GB gets in shape when he needs to for a movie role, then relaxes a little in between. Better that than having to queue for the bathroom mirror every morning because your man-diva is preening, or sacrificing a lazy Sunday breakfast in bed because he only does protein shakes and needs to get up early to fit in 4 hours at the gym. It gets frustrating pretty quick, I can tell you!!
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There are new pics of him today.And he’s not alone.I don’t know if I’m allowed to post a link,but here goes:
http://picasaweb.google.com/nobodythe.rover/Gerry
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real and gorgeous
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LOL @ t-rae : But he has a great personality!
He’s nothing but a jerk, and drinking.
If you compare John Mayer, at least he has a perfect voice and look what he does with his fingers on a guitar. Imagine that on your body.
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