Howard Stern organizes beauty pageant for Tiger’s mistresses

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Howard Stern will hold a beauty pageant on March 10 featuring four of Tiger Woods’ mistresses. Competition categories will include “Swimsuit”, “Personality”, and “Talent.” It’s unknown which of Tiger’s mistresses will be appearing on Howard Stern, but given how many of them there are, and how many have spoken to the media, it would be useless to try and guess. Word has it that Rachel Uchitel, the alleged number one mistress, can’t compete due to the legal rules of her settlement with Tiger. She might be there as a cardboard cutout though. Wouldn’t it be ripe if the cardboard Rachel won?

Howard Stern is looking to crown Tiger Woods’ best mistress.

The shock jock has confirmed that a beauty pageant featuring the disgraced golfer’s many ex-lovers will take place on March 10, according to Britain’s The Times.

Four out of Woods’ 13 alleged mistresses are set to compete for a $100,000 prize sponsored by dating Web site

Though the identities of the women have yet to be revealed, the golfer’s number one mistress, Rachel Uchitel, is banned from participating due to a settlement agreement with Woods, reports

But Uchitel’s friends have reportedly hatched a plan to send a cardboard cutout of the former cocktail waitress in her place.

Woods’ alleged mistresses will be judged in three categories: swimsuit, personality and talent.

No word yet on who will be rating the ladies, although Stern is said to have offered a judging spot to Woods’ estranged wife, Elin.

[From The NY Daily News]

Stern may be a couple months’ late with this pageant, but given the fact that Tiger finally said something about the scandal there’s a renewed interest.

There are a couple of stories about how Elin Woods is coping in the aftermath of her husband’s public confession and apology. OK! Magazine claims she’s upset at Tiger’s speech because he included a lot of personal information that he never discussed with her ahead of time, like the fact that he was continuing in therapy. They say that Tiger ditched couples therapy with Elin and that she felt like he was just saying what the public wanted to hear and isn’t putting in the effort to work on their relationship. “It hit her like a ton of bricks. He’s lied so many times – she feels betrayed all over again.” I’m not sure if anyone knows what Elin is thinking or if she felt hurt by the speech. On The Today Show on Monday, Hooda mentioned that she was annoyed by how much Tiger said “don’t blame Elin,” as if anyone ever did blame his wife for his behavior. Tiger did say that Elin didn’t abuse him and we shouldn’t blame her for that, but that was the extent of it. It’s not like he asked people not to blame her for his multiple affairs, but I could see how some would interpret it that way.

Radar Online reports that Elin is returning to her home in Orlando after jetting with Tiger and their children to Arizona, where he will attend another rehab. They quote a source that says “Tiger is trying to put his marriage back together, trying to prove to Elin that he’s changed. She hasn’t committed to staying in the marriage but the fact that she has been participating in his therapy and went away with him is a big step toward the two of them staying married.” Maybe she should listen to Howard Stern’s beauty pageant and watch some of the interviews with her husband’s various mistresses before she makes up her mind.

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  1. Sumodo1 says:

    Ho-hum. Howard loves the ho-s.

  2. juiceinla says:

    I thought that picture was of Kellie Pickler!!!! wow. Time for Coffee.

  3. clare says:

    No, don’t do this – unless you throw in Jude Law’s baby mama!

  4. Kitten says:

    Ha ha ha ! Love Howard Stern !

  5. princess pea says:

    Eww all around. I hate Howard Stern, I hate Ashley Madison dotcom, and I have no desire to witness a skanky whore getting a big payout. But you know someone will watch it.

  6. snapdragon says:

    these women are so gross.

  7. KIKI says:

    Just shows the level of intelligence.

  8. DoMaJoReMc says:


  9. Rachel Uchitel is BY FAR the hottest of these women.

  10. ann says:

    And once again the moral compass of America takes another nose dive.
    Tacky, tastless and gross, but then it is Howard Stern and a pack of nasty bottom feeders (pun intended).
    Tiger Woods is stupid.

  11. Katyusha says:

    AshleyMadison is a punch in the face to marriage everywhere. What a horrible concept.

  12. Green Is Good says:

    *Dashes off to get Sirius radio*

    This is gonna be good!

  13. yae says:

    Howard Stern, Ricki Lake, Jerry Springer and the rest of their gang nauseate me.

    It’s humiliation entertainment targeted specifically at people who aren’t of their culture.
    It’s rude and transparent.

    When will people wake up to that, I wonder?

  14. Goosie says:

    I’m not a Howard fan, but I think this is hilarious. Total trash from beginning to end, but sooo funny!

    @juiceinla, it *does* look like Kellie Pickler! Class-ay!

  15. juiceinla says:

    hilarious indeed, Goosie! and I will say this, I am kinda glad Howard is pulling this stunt, because I do not want the American Idol people seriously considering Stern as A Simon Cowell replacement…

    this sort of antic should remind AI people just who and what Stearn is.

  16. CB Rawks says:

    If your surname was Grubbs, wouldn’t you just automatically change it? Blech.

  17. Lway says:

    Howard is just rubbing more salt on the wounds.

    These bitches are nasty and shouldn’t be getting any free press or “fan bases’ for what they did. WTF is wrong with these people?

  18. Jazz says:

    They all look like they need to take a shower.

  19. abby says:

    the top girl looks like megan from “megan wants a millionaire”.

  20. I just think that this post was mind blowing , please add more mistress posts and I will be back all the time lol!