Feb 26
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Matt Damon: Dirt-lip

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Oh, God. I love Matt Damon, but this is not a good look for him. Why in God’s name did he think he could grow a mustache? Apparently, he’s doing it for a movie, but if I was directing him, I would take one look at that thing and say “You know what? Let’s go clean-shaven for this bitch?” Matt can’t help that he has a baby-face. He can’t help that he looks like a dirt-lip. But he can shave the f-cker.

I guess he had one for The Informant! too. Which is bad enough – you already know how bad you look with a mustache, why can’t you say no to a director who wants you to grow one out again? Anyway, Matt was there with his beautiful wife Lucy, who does not seem to like The Dirt-Lip either. Her dress is really pretty, though.

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I’m actually excited about seeing The Green Zone. It looks really good. Very “Jason Bourne in Iraq” but still, like a good political thriller. The film also stars Amy Ryan, Greg Kinnear, Brendan Gleeson and Jason Isaacs, amongst others. All except Kinnear were at the premiere too (photos below). Here’s the trailer for The Green Zone:

Premiere photos from NY premiere of ‘The Green Zone’ on February 26, 2010. Credit: WENN.

Written by Kaiser

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7 Responses to “Matt Damon: Dirt-lip”

  1. canadianchick says:

    LOL yes don’t think the wife is enjoying the icky chinshrubbery-normally I think he’s hot, but at the mo’ he looks like 5 miles of dirty road.

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  2. Praise St. Angie! says:

    Damn, his wife has gorgeous hair. The color, the texture, the SHINE!

    yup, I’m jealous.

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  3. Toe says:

    Matt Damon looks…old. He’s one of those actors that should never age. Like Anthony Hopkins (Zorro) and Sean Connery.

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  4. Rianna says:

    he looks like my uncle who mows his lawn in tiny shorts with a beer in his hand and calls everyone pal. not a good look matt… shave that shit off!

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  5. Mairead says:

    I don’t know, as far as I’m concerned he only got attractive when he got older – he looked like a twelve-year-old back in his Talented Mr. Ripley days – and got mad acting skillz.

    Matt Damon gets a pass for a ‘stace from me, especially as it really helped make his character in “The Informant” (if you haven’t seen it, do, it’s very good).

    And I am looking forward to The Green Zone – my adoration of Mr. Gleeson is well-documented :lol:

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  6. Scout says:

    I am a big fan of facial hair (mainly gotees) on the RIGHT face. I fell in love with Matt Damon way back when I saw the movie, Good Will Hunting, and have loved him ever since – well his work, that is! I think he is adorable, but for him, I definitely prefer the clean shaven look!

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