Britney Spears’ dad Jamie is really reigning her in. Which is wonderful – until last night, we had seen nary a crotch shot from her. I guess she has to rebel in whatever ways she still can. I’m guessing that Jaime didn’t make a bodyguard inspect Brit’s lady bits when she left the house yesterday. And I’m also guessing that from now on, he most definitely will. Hopefully he won’t go all Joe Simpson and do the job himself though. Jamie Spears is watching Britney so closely that he’s ordered her bodyguards not to let her go to a bathroom or bar alone. And he also positions them all around restaurants wherever she eats. That’s right, Papa Spears is gonna get shit done.

Britney Spears’ new bodyguards are on strict orders from her dad, Jamie: Don’t let her go to a bar or a bathroom alone! The popwreck went to Jeffrey Chodorow’s new LA restaurant Citrus at Social on Saturday night with her father, a few friends and a woman described as “her chaperone.” The group sat at a table to eat, but Spears hardly touched her lobster burger, preferring butter-fried frites and Tater Tots. When she got restless, her bodyguards, stationed at several places throughout the eatery, jumped into action. “She continuously got up from the table to go to the bathroom or hang out at the bar and smoke a cigarette,” our spy said. “Bodyguards followed her to the bathroom and bar.” Another snitch who saw Spears leave noted, “She took a coffee cup from the restaurant with her.”

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If Britney really is bipolar, that could easily explain her antsy behavior. Considering how closely she’s being monitored, I would guess it’s unlikely (though certainly not impossible) that she’s on anything she shouldn’t be on. Although if I were at that restaurant, I would have found her behavior incredibly annoying. Getting up and down a lot drives me nuts. The Daily Mail also noted that it looks like Brit has packed on a few pounds recently. Frankly, considering some of the things she was supposedly doing to lose weight, putting on a couple pounds is a welcome alternative. Jamie Spears seems like he’s been a really good influence on Britney, though I’m sure she doesn’t think so. The guy has his own job as a chef and isn’t supported by Britney, which speaks well of him. He’s also never talked to the press, which seems pretty rare for a celeb parent these days. It’s too bad he didn’t have his act together when Britney was growing up, because he seems like he could have been a good influence on her. Right now Britney needs to focus on getting herself put back together again, but hopefully in time she can repair her relationship with her parents and they can all make amends. For right now, she just needs to focus on wearing underwear.