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Here are some new photos of Angelina and the twins out on the balcony with Brad’s mom Jane. Jane seems pretty absorbed in pointing something out to Knox, while Vivienne seems to always be in a state of pre-tantrum. Perhaps the sun is in her eyes? All I know is that she seems to have to that “3 seconds to go from quiet to blood-curdling scream” look on her face. I know babies. That baby is a wailer. By the by, you know that Star Mag story from this morning about Angelina being knocked up? “Totally false,” says some random “source” to
Since I’m in a foul mood, let’s have a little fun captioning these photos. Here we go:
Angelina: “Baby doll, this is how you make a shank eye. I learned it from Empress Zahara.”
Jane: “Angelina, whose handcuffs are these?”
Vivienne: “Mama, why do I have a mullet? I don’t want the business up front and the party in the back.”
Vivienne: “WTF? I have to wear black and grey FOREVER?!?”
Vivienne: “Hahaha, GerBILL. I get it.”
Angelina, Jane Pitt and the twins in Venice on April 14, 2010. Credit: INFphoto.com.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Angelina Jolie, Knox Leon Jolie Pitt, Vivienne Jolie-Pitt
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The last caption made me laugh
These kids really look cute, love the twins.
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thanks for the laugh Kaiser
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Just don’t dangle them off the balcony, ok?
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That little Vivienne is a peach. I want her.
Knox is looking more toddler-like whereas Viv still has the baby look about her. What sweeties.
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yes, honey, you are a member of the Drab Family and will only wear unisex black, gray, olive green clothing.
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lol great caption
the kids are really really cute!
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These balcony shots are getting very boring.
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honestly these balcony photos make me think of a royal family waving to the commoners..blah
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last caption was perfect, and that picture was too cute for words!
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I wonder which one is Grandma…
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That forehead..She’s mommies girl alright.
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They’re getting their money out of the balcony – can’t the paps see them in the yard?
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@cara – well don’t you know that brangelina IS the MOST royal and/or holy family of all time? after all, they are perfect.
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OK, I’ll start the show then
Notice how it looks like Jane is ignoring Angie? In the first picture she seems to be so absorbed into what Knox is seeing and is holding him up like a shield.
In the second one it looks like Angie is thinking “In-laws!!! argh !!” she’d spit if she could!
And in the third picture Jane is totally turning her back on Angie, look how far apart they are.Even Knox thinks he’s too far from his sis!
I guess it just proves that they really do hate each other !
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I love Viv’s chubby cheeks – you just wanna give ‘em a little pinch!
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angies blue vein hand!creepy!
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i hate when kids that young have pierced ears.
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LOL- my daughter was a wailer, and you are SO right about Vivienne’s expression!
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Adorable kids! Though I wonder how Jand and Angelina are bonding. Well, I hope.
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Vivienne looks like Reese Witherspoon!
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AKA Also know as Aniston. How can you read all that foolishness in to a pic. Hate must do weird things to your brain. Angie and Brad’s Mom are fine and always have been. Just tabloid chatter trying to make it seem otherwise.
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A.K.A was making a joke, i think.
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cee, your obsessive adoration of the Jolie-Pitts must have done weird things to your brain. Anyone with any sense could tell that AKA was joking, just like Kaiser was in the OP.
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@A.K.A – I am sure you are trying to jerk some chains with those comments! Thought maybe you could rile some peeps up on here, right!? Well, ya gotta have a little fun now and then, right!?
The twins are adorable – forehead and all! Too, too cute!
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they don’t look any cuter than any other toddlers IMHO.
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Love the captions. Those kids are so cute. Grandma Pitt is a glamorous lady. I think Jolie looks good disheveled like that, with last night’s makeup running under her eyes. It’s cute.
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Viv looks like probably Knox bumped her on the head with something because she has a black and blue on her forehead. Brad’s mom is an elegant looking lady.
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These kids are really cute. I guess they love looking outside.
It must be nice to have a balcony room right about the Venice canals. So much to see. So lucky. I could only dream of something like that . . . sigh . . .
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Bros — I was thinking the same thing. I liked that right of passage, going to the mall to go get it done b/c my friends did, and realizing beauty is pain, crying, then going home to stare at my red throbbing earlobes that were just punctured by two garnet rocks on fake gold posts. Aaaahhh…
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GOD BLESS THE VENETIAN CANALS AND BALCONIES.
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@cee (can’t see your name properly -comment # 21) – indeed is tabloid chatter and you can’t take a joke! Notice my wink before I purposely “read foolishness into the pics”. There is no hate in my brain because celebrity gossip is just for fun though you seem to be taking it way too seriously?
@Scout – yes I am because it’s way too easy!
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Little Viv is the spit of Angelina, I think ‘trouble’!!
Bless them, how cute are the twins – and again I love Angelina, how beautiful is she even when haggard and tired looking – the woman is a god!! ;o)
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That’s what Angie looks like in the morning? WOW, she really is beautiful.
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@ Jeri – Have you been to Venice? Why would there be a yard in Venice?
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Laura:
April 14th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
That’s what Angie looks like in the morning? WOW, she really is beautiful.
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I don’t recall reading that.
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I so want to pinch Vivienne’s cheeks. How freakin cute is she?
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Beautiful babies, both of them.
But Viv does not have a mullet, babies’ hair often grows in in strange patterns. Probably the same case with SJP’s kids and their mohawks. When I was Viv’s age I had this gigantic widow’s peak but it grew out eventually. I am sure neither Angelina nor SJP are giving their kids weird haircuts.
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Pictures are so cute. Hope the grandparents are enjoying their visit.
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Kids that age seem to be so clumsy and they have no fear. Unless you pad them with helment and body suit they will get bruised up. Kids will be kids. It is far reach saying that her brother hit her, maybe just falling over her own foot.
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oh boy, I hope this thread doesn’t turn into another debate about the cruelty of baby ear piercings.
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Where did Viv get that bruise on her forehead?
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What, you mean Jane Pitt didn’t push Angie off the balcony? Gee whiz, I guess In Touch got it all wrong…
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Viv is not so cute yet, but I’m sure that will come. Knox looks like adorable Shiloh.
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To the people saying the balcony photos are boring, do you expect them to do backflips? They’re there too look outside not to amuse people. Besides you don’t have to look at them.
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@42 ???
viv is not so cute YET?
any modeling agency would fight to get that kid signed on even without knowing her heritage. there is clearly something wrong with your eyesight.
wow, the things you people worry about .
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okay…i’ll start the 2nd party:
viv is sooooo not cute. i don’t know what it is…but, it’s like she’s got angie’s grow woman looks on a baby’s body. its fuggin weird!
the hair doesn’t help either.
let’s see how this pans out…after all, i’m a ‘team harlow’ chick now despite her ‘beginnings’
never mind me. i’m just a ‘team shiloh’ 4 eva ride-or-die girl. most of these other babies pale in comparison.
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Or they’re just enjoying the view from the balcony, which is exactly what I’d do if I were there.
The mullet look is classic on young toddlers. Their hair just hasn’t grown in enough to look balanced. My daughter rocked a toddler mullet (a toddlet?) for a little while there. Couldn’t be helped unless I wanted to hack off the back and she had just grown it!
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the babies look so French – love it!
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What a close relationship AJ and Jane seem to have.
Love how they are always pictured gazing at one another in such deep conversation. Goes to show – AJ is really Jane’s favorite mate for Brad right? NOT!!
Jane and AJ are polar opposites and it shows – who wants a undercover lesbian who is a bitch to her son as a dughter in law anyway???
Brad get out now – before she RUINS the rest of your life.
BTW: Brad, it’s nice to know you and Jen still make time to see each other though. I bet you LOVE her new bedroom too.
And please Brad, you need to spearminate Jen this year!!! Can’t wait.
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Maravilha:
Yes! I saw it—Viv does look like Reese Witherspoon & Knox looks like James McAvoy!
Actors are being reborn for future generations!! Hehehe.
BTW, Angie is showing pleats on the face already (a month ago people called them gills). Not aging well at all. Just saying…
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JA’s heart must have broken as she saw these photos. I’ve read that JA and her ex in laws have stayed friendly. Angie was smart to have the paps take these shots as if to say “back off Jenny this family’s all mine”. Most celebs shy from pap shots, I think Angie is addicted to exhibitionism as bad as Heidi.
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Well canadianchic, guess you think you were married to BP instead of Jen. The divorce was 5 years ago, and they actually split in 2004 according to Jen’s own words in a magazine interview a couple of years ago. Jen did not want BP, her heart is not broken, but it is obvious that yours somehow is. LOL The EX inlaws have NOT stayed close to Jen at all except in TABLOID LIES. Jane Pitt is very close to Angelina, both the Jolie-Pitts and the Pitts visit each other all the time for extended periods of time. Jane and Brad just visited Angelina on the set of her film in Venice Monday nite. Few celebs shy from pap shots, and as they have no yard in Venice, bringing their babies out for fresh air on their home balcony is normal, unlike you. You need to stop letting tabloids control your life. Jane and Bill Pitt are good people who love all their family members which include BP’s entire family.
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how do those kids look French?
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Has anyone else noticed that we never see pictures of Johnny’s kids? We never see ‘candid shots of the family.’ And I believe he is just as big a star as Angelina. So why don’t we see pictures? Because he’s not whoring out his kids. God, this makes me sick. Get those babies off that balcony. Can you imagine how much therapy they are going to need when they are older? They think this is normal? I’m not saying they are unhappy and Angie and Brad are horrible parents. I don’t know them; I don’t know. I’m just saying that it’s very interesting that all we’ve seen is happy family pictures of Angie and Brad with those children constantly in the spotlight. And you can complain about paparazzi all you want, but obviously living a somewhat private life IS possible.
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@canadianchic: Oh honey, please. JA’s heart almost broke after FIVE FREAKING YEARS?! Your heart probably broke when you saw those photos but rest assured hers is just fine. And nobody is saying Aniston is still close to her ex-in-laws except In Touch and the crazies on FF. You people need to get the hell over a divorce that has nothing to do with you and get a damn life.
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GOD BLESS VIV’S EARRINGS
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Emma depps kids aren’t important. You only love to hate or love the JP’s, that’s why there’s a higher demand to see them. I wouldn’t say his children aren’t important I take it back, they aren’t as talked about as the JP family is. Jens pity party and the played out hurt victim has played it’s game and people got sick of it.
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When JD daughter was really sick we did hear and see them all time. Do you not remember that. The papz camped ouside the hospital and also their home. When people such as everyone here want to know about them they’ll be there.
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Emma I agree, children should be protected from papparazzi photos. In the UK they run photos of kids, but they have to fuzz out the child’s face so they aren’t identifiable.
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Johnny Depp isn’t as international as Jolie and his children are not as bankable than the jp’s because only Johnny is an international star married to a foreign celebrity, Vanessa Paradis.
Plus his children are french born to a french celebrity first and foremost and when pictured by tabs, they are 90 % of the time on french soil and bougth by french magazines that are rarely piked by the american ones.
Johnny Depp’s children are even less bankable when it comes to the american public than Suri or even Nicole Richie’s kids.
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Vanessa and the kids are in France, there is little demand for the Depp kids pics in America. They were in LA back in Feb and only one tabloid bought the pics Star magazine. Last year they went to DisneyLand and I only saw the pics once.Emma calm down before this trip to Venice the twins had been seen 3 times in their lives How is that whoring kids?Go to celebritybabyblog and celebritybabyscoop and see how many pics of Kingston,Zuma,Violet, Suri, Nahla and other celeb babies in comparison to JP kids. For some reason this site doesn’t post the daily pics of the other kids. For instance there were at least 20 set of Easter pics of Celeb families like Tobey Maguire, Gwen Stefani, Nicole Richie etc out there but Celebitchy only posted this family.
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I love how the haters are whining and saying the kids are damaged because of the paparazzi yet they don’t have the same concern for Suri, the Afflecks’, Stefani/Rosdales’, etc who are seen a lot more than Jolie-Pitt kids. Also other celebrity kids are confronted by the paps in public. The Jolie-Pitts are at home away from the paps. They don’t have cameras shoved in their faces.
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@ Eye Opener- LOL! You are hilarious! You should be writing for the tabloids. You are nearly as funny as Melanie.
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angelina:
http://newsjunkiepost.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/woman-and-children-dust-bowl.jpg
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Knox looks like an easygoing boy but Viv is a crier. I have a baby I recognize the look. Those Jolie lips are adorable on their kids. The adopted ones are sweet as pie too.
I’ll play:
Jane is thinking…if only Brad stayed with the woman who would never give me grandchildren! I love her more than my own children. Why, I love to alienate my son who takes care of us financially and disrespect his wishes.
Cabo or bust is my motto!!!
Angelina is thinking…What a provincial simpleton. Why does she come and visit so much? She tortures me. I tried to seduce her and she rebuffed my sexual web weaving. Well guess what Jane Pitt? I am over you. I have 20 vestal virgin maidens awaiting me in Venice. You will rue the day I tell you. RUE THE DAY!!!! I was willing to overlook age…member Billy Bob? But get to know pain my friend.
The babies are thinking…I wish Daddy’s exwife were our Mommy!
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Knox looks so much like Angie. Vibvienne is allBrad
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I’m just in love with lil Viv’s face! Beautiful girl. Knox is a handsome little man as well.
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