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I don’t even want to put into words what Peaches Geldof looks like she’s doing. Is this girl just prone to doing dumb sh-t on camera? Is that, like, a gene? As in “the propensity to do asinine sh-t whenever there’s a camera around” gene. Also known as the Peaches Geldof gene. Scientists are working on it.
Anyway, these photos come from Gawker, who are sourcing someone/thing called “The Cobra Snake”. These photos were taken at Coachella, at Jeremy Scott’s toga party. Gawker asks if Peaches is nearing a public rim job of her boyfriend Eli Roth, but as we all know, that’s not Eli Roth’s ass. Plus, you can see Eli in the background, looking proud of his drunken, heroin-soaked girlfriend as she soaks a very hairy man’s ass with her saliva. *shudder*
So, obviously, Eli was cool with it, and they’re just fine. I guess this is what he likes. It’s pretty disappointing.
Photos courtesy of Gawker.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Eli Roth, Peaches Geldof
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Caligula on heroin!
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Oh I imagine this is the tame stuff, that gorilla-esque man is probably into all sorts of sick sh*t like fisting, blumpkins, space docking, and of course the cleveland steamer. He just has that scary deviant look, and look at the company he keeps, I don’t have much hope for this dude being a non-scumbag, I mean when you basically look like the stereotype of deranged rapist/scumbag/deviant what else can you be in life? LOOOOL!
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she is actually looking good here!
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asiont – yeah, I forgot to mention that her wig is pretty cool. She should consider that hair cut & color in real life.
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Wow. Hahahaha. Actually, I don’t think Eli Roth looks proud. That looks like a serious “WTF is that crazy b*tch doing over there?!?!” face to me…
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meth mouth, OH My GOD!!! Just when I thought i heard it all, I read your post and had to google what a Cleveland steamroller was and I am now quite disgusted. Thank you for furthering my belief in that some people are truly sick puppies.
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Of course this is what Eli Roth likes. He made Hostel for Christ’s sake, this man is into some sick stuff. I really can’t say this enough, the man is a creepy freak.
@Meth Mouth – Hahahaha, I think you hit the nail on the head. Fisting and blumpkins…oh my god, so gross. But yeah, betcha ten bucks Eli Roth is into it in a big way.
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Where did anyone get the impression that he was a sweetie who wouldn’t be into twisted stuff? Didn’t he write Hostel?
And he’s opening dating Peaches Freaking Geldof.
Was it just wishful thinking or something? The dude’s always been a creep.
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I think Eli should write to the hairy ass man’s mother, telling her what her son is up to.
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That is seriously one of the hairiest asses I have ever seen. And that it looks like it sat in a pile of baby shit makes it that much more disgusting.
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Eli’s face is awesome…..definitely a WTF face….but most men will over look their gf’s crazy behavior in the beginning….I imagine this breakup being fun for the tabloids very soon….sex tape anyone lol
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She looks like the mutant offspring of that idiot “Snooki” and Christina Aguilera.
BARF.
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He looks SO smarmy here.
Peaches should consider that hair for real.
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LMAO @ Candy Kay! Oh, Eli will find that dude’s mom, and Eli will tell her EVERYTHING.
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These photos are not very scandalous…looks like a bunch of douches acting like douches at an unoriginal toga party.
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That first pic looks like he has a doody-butt. Just ew.
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OMG!!! That is the hairiest ass I have ever seen…. have I been sheltered or is this what a grown man’s ass is suppose to look like?!?!
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Oh why do you print these lies! She’s a writer, dammit, she’s accomplished and dignified! What are you doing to her reputation? You’re going to get her fired! (oh, wait, nevermind). She’s too sweet for all this and these lying photoshopped pictures that you are trying to destroy her with because you were not raised right and think you are so cool.
… now please excuse me while I go search to see if Kaiser’s mom has a facebook page … this has got to stop!
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ugliest ass ever.
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No doubt Roth was the oldest guy there, he really is one big schmuck and he is creepy. hearing about him and his penchant for teen girls makes it even more puke worthy.
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@ hatsumomo:
I don’t know what a Cleveland Steamroller is, and I personally don’t DARE to google it. Just my luck, I will die under strange circumstances and a computer forensics guy will start going through my computer and I would have to roll over in my grave.
Based on your disgust, I will find no need to google it. Thanks for doing the dirty work…..
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Christine@1 LOL!
On a serious note, the mother of this pathetic woman died of an overdose when she was just a little girl! You would think she had learned something from it, wouldn’t you?
She and Eli are a couple of idiots! I can’t believe I used to find him quite hot!
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I can’t believe that you haven’t heard of the CobraSnake. He is a professional photographer who specializes in photos of young people having fun. This usually entails food and drink of some type and lots of music and bar venues. I love his photographs even though I wouldn’t call it art. http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos.html
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he wrote hostel?? jeez…i guess that says it all really. that movie was the sickest shit i’ve ever seen.
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Hes a freak. He dates only WAY younger girls – he is creepy!!!!!
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“I think Eli should write to the hairy ass man’s mother, telling her what her son is up to.”
LOL!!! I wonder if he feels stupid for so ridiculously defending her before. I’m guessing where there’s 2 gross sets of photos, there’s more somewhere. This girl is complete trash – if he likes that, fine, but don’t pretend she’s a saint.
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simply said: gross
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@Popcorny – perfect!
Although actually, I have photographs like this taken at a party a couple of years back – my friends all playing spin-the-bottle which rapidly devolved into “who dares to lick beer / whipped cream / Nutella / the contents of the much-violated chocolate fountain off of which body part”. So these pix just strike me as not so much “nasty, candid” as it “wow, we get really giggly and immature when we’re drunk”. Hey, we’re just like Peaches and Eli! Except for the heroin.
I agree though, that hair really does suit her.
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Haha that is the best proud face ever!
That chick is craaazy and it’s all I know her for.
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I dont get how you can find him hot. He made Hostel. end.
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A case of thinking it’s cool but end up looking like a fool!
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So he got all up in arms over some dude posting nekkid shots of her and a story of their heroin fueled night together, BUT he is AOK with her posing in these types of pictures?! MMMMMMMMKAY! If you say so. I don’t think these would have gone over any better with the lingerie company that fired her over the other photos, so it seems to me, Peaches is like this all the time, so she would have been fired over this if the other pics hadn’t come out first!
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Ummmm apparently some people have never been to a ‘real’ toga party because any that I’ve been to, have been wild. Hairy asses and pretend rim jobs are considered pretty tame stuff where I come from LOL
Just looks like she’s playing up for the camera and yeah it’s stupid, but it’s stupid fun.
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The ass belongs to Johnny Make-Up, the American Apparel guy…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonny_Makeup
What a catch:
http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/jeremytoga/IMG_8672.html
http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/thirdannualadidas/IMG_8967.html
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I don’t think Eli Roth is good-looking at all which is weird because in general, I’m totally on the same page with Kaiser’s taste in men. However, those of you who say Roth is “clearly a creep because he made Hostel” are totally retarded. You people understand it was a horror movie right? It’s not gonna be rainbows and butterflies. If you take that stance then Wes Craven, Tarantino, Scorcese, Kubrick, Spike Lee, any director who has made any movie of violence is just as bad. Why were you people even watching it–did you wander into the wrong theater on your way to a Rom Com???
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is that sand on his ass or am i being stupid
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They were all high (obviously) and drinking “Smartwater”?
Looks like a rolling party (ecstasy pills). Quite obvious too. There is almost no light in the room except for the camera flash.
You can’t roll properly in a lighted room. It has to be dark. And Smartwater to make sure noone dehydrates. Gatorade is a popular choice as well.
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I don’t see her tongue on that guy’s butt and I don’t think that those pictures are shameful. Just dumb things drunk people sometimes do.
I don’t really like this tendency to find shame or guilt where there’s no shame and guilt.
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It’s gold paint on his hairy butt. Nice.
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they’re just having a little fun – you’re a bunch of prudes.
and that ass is not that hairy. my bf’s is furrier & he makes me manscape it.
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I think the expression on his face reads more like “Oh fuck I just got caught again with the crackhead wearing a toga and not licking my ass”
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ELI, QUICK SOMEONE IS TRYING TO MAKE PEACHES LOOK BAD! Oh wait it’s U!
Yeah this is gonna B a nasty breakup!!
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To me, it’s one of those stupid party photographs.
I think the hairy butt is more offensive.
Thank you Kaiser, I’ll have that pleasant image in my mind for a few days now
lol
No wonder Peaches is a bit out there, she’s probably stunned by the hairy ass.
Now I can fully accept waxing for men.
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i wonder why her bf is sitting back like everythings cool
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Holy cow
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Wow. That is a seriously hairy ass. Ugh!
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@ kitten: I am sure there is a lecture in your post somewhere (where you seem to be mixing up violent and splatter movie directors generously).
Point at hand here is though: Would you accept a letter from this guy to your mom about proper conduct?
And BTW: Nobody complained that they were duped into watching the movie. Just that it had to take a sick mind to come up with it.
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Wow, did I mention since Peaches got up with Eli, she gets photographed doing dumb shit.
Hmmm. Way to screw up that kid’s life more Eli.
Oh but he will save her…he’s her (cough) HERO..
Obvious. Obvious. Obvious.
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Ugh, I had no clue about some of those terms @ meth mouth offered….had to look them up also…Didn’t know I was so innocent
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mmmm nothing that bad here. I see worse on Facebook EVERYDAY! She seems to be having some silly fun at a toga party.. woopdee doo dah!
God weren’t some of you teenagers once? What did you all go to bible camp every weekend or something? I really really pity some of you and your boring sheltered lives.
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@My2Cents – Yeah, I was a teenager once. I don’t recall any drug-fueled toga parties ending with me licking gold bodypaint off a stranger’s ass, though. I mostly went to movies, spent the night at friends’ houses, and went swimming. Y’know, normal fun stuff.
I didn’t mess with drugs or get drunk or date middle-aged guys. Not every teenager does that, and staying away from that sort of stuff doesn’t mean you go to bible camp, either.
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Yo! Whoa! Lawd A Mercy! I’m just freaking out about how hairy that man is. Anyways, everyone looks like they’re having fun.
What’s cleveland steam roller?
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Cleveland Steamroller. Nasty Shit. Literally.
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gorrila butt, i fear ths girl will end just like her mama… dead on drugs
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Yeah, I’m with the other posters say that this isn’t so scandalous, btw. Looks like harmles party behavour, minus the lounging skeeze in the background…
It’s not even a bare ass anyway—it’s wearing some kind of golden bum-sweater, obviously.
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do i think this is a huge, drug-fueled orgy party..yesss
do i think ER is getting head from the girl that was cheesin at him in the top pic..yess
lol
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Gatsby Gal — Geeks Unite. Revenge of the Nerds!
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@Katyalia- I have no idea what on the hell you are talking about.
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squeal. dichotomous in relation to these projects are stunners! fabulous!
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