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Oh, Lord. Child. Honey. Pull it together. This is Toni Braxton, wearing some just horrible as she was seen entering (or exiting) Mr. Chow in LA. Mr. Chow is one of those restaurants in LA, much like the Ivy, where you know you’re going to have your photo taken coming and going. I’m saying that Toni knew she would be photographed, and this is what she chose to wear. Pacific Coast News describes the scene: “Toni Braxton leaves little to the imagination as she slithers out of Mr Chow wearing a risque lace-panelled catsuit. The R&B songstress has a new album due out in May 2010.” Yep. That’s what this is about. Toni is shilling her cameltoe to sell her album. As if we’re more likely to buy her album now that we know the exact outline of her vadge.
Wait… lace panels? Oh, there they all. Jesus. This unitard is a f-cking mess. Who designs these things? And who buys one two sizes too small? I’m worried that Toni is cutting off circulation to her vadge, this thing is so tight. It’s sad that she has to wear this to get attention. She’s got a great voice, a great body, and she’s still really pretty. This was a terrible PR move! FREE THE CAMELTOE.
Oh, God, it’s a mess from behind too. Wait, is the back of her head shaved? UGH.
Toni on April 26, 2010 in LA.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Fashion, Toni Braxton
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Sorry, fashion disaster as that catsuit thingy is, I don’t see cameltoe. The line between leg and groin does not make cameltoe.
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is it really that bad? i don’t think so
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Ugh, what was she thinking? If I were that other person with her, I’d have to say to her, “Bitch, please, go put on some clothes if you’re going anywhere with me.”
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Bleh
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“Oh, Lord. Child. Honey. Pull it together.”
this says it all…LOL
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Oh. No. Miss. T – this is not the business.
And what’s with the lace strip on the side? No underwear? Just, no.
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ugg she looks nasty, fat ass
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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HER?
Sorry for shouting, but JEEEEEEEZ!
I love the first picture where she’s all, “Oh, photographers! How surprising!”
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She went to the same high school I did. But she never says the actual name. She just says shes from Baltimore but its actually 20 min away.
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I grew up listening to her music. Was a serious fan.
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As much as I like her singing, that is definitely not a going out of the house outfit.
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Why does she look like she just left her job at the t & a club? Seriously. There’s a stripper some place who’s missing a catsuit. Give it back!
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It happens babe; just Chill;)
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just. completely. all kinds of wrong.
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The hairstyle is just plain bad. It was bad on Cassie. It was bad on LaLa Vasquez and the numerous other copycats. It is especially bad on Toni Braxton. It makes her look like an over the hill 40-something trying to re-find her youth.
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Give this heifer a break… she was just making sure she had an outfit to wear to her “new job” once this pitiful attempt at a comeback fails.
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It doesn’t look good, but is it cameltoe if you can’t see the separate labia? LMBO! The catsuit is a MESS, no question. And I wish she hadn’t shaved her head… she’s cute enough to *maybe* pull it off. Here’s my biggest question: who told you that jacket was the way to bring the outfit together?
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It does not matter whether it’s a cameltoe or not. It is just plain bad taste to go out in an outfit without underwear, that’s way too small, and that basically is a shiny roadmap to your pubic region. Reeks of no class.
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That is just eight kinds of WRONG. Ugh.
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ick
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it looks like a circus costume
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What happened to her? She was so hot back in the day (and talented, too). I hate how female singers nowdays all need to have a gimmick or act/dress like ho’s to get publicity.
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Nope, doesn’t matter how you look at it,it’s just bad from all angles.
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I think she’s still as hot as she ever was, but that outfit is several sizes too small, and therefore, a most unfortunate (and unflattering) choice.
Curious to hear her new music, though.
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That is what she wore on Ellen so at least it wasn’t just for dinner!
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Oh come on. This is the second time this site has gleefully posted photos of what you claim is ‘camel-toe’. Do you not really understand what that is? Or are you misogynists enough to want to bash other women in whatever catty way you can? It may be unflattering. It may be unclassy. But it ain’t camel-toe – not even close. So settle down.
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This is a stage costume. I agree it does not look good in these photos but when she wore it for her performance on the Ellen show today it looks “stage appropriate”. She can still preform.
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Ugly suit, but I’m impressed she can still wear it. She’s not ancient, but she is aging well.
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toni B is so beautiful!
but girlfriend needs to hire a new stylist ASAP
her friend, with the blue birkin, is dressed WAY classier than her
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She could have done better than that of course! and what’s with that hair ????
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How OLD is she?! She looks about 16! (Little $h!t!)
Ya – I’m jealous
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I have no words..
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So sick of the leotards
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hey toni braxton i wished that you were
still marriage. to old to look like that.
back to the club act. that’s not good
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