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Chelsea Handler, supposedly 35, stars in a sex tape that Radar Online claims to have seen. Given Chelsea’s self professed history, this sounds completely likely, and Chelsea’s rep even admits that it’s his client on film. According to her rep, though, the tape was some sort of comedy bit with simulated sex, only the sex doesn’t look so simulated. Is there anyone else hoping that this is the absolute last we hear of this rumor? You know that Vivid would love to distribute that.
Late night comedy show host Chelsea Handler, made a sex tape – and it’s no joke!
RadarOnline.com has viewed the tape in its entirety and Chelsea stars with a male partner, who speaks with a clear British accent.
Chelsea’s rep Stephen Huvane, when contacted by RadarOnline.com, claimed it was all part of a comedy bit. But viewing the tape makes that explanation unlikely as Chelsea and her partner are both clearly naked, her nipples are visible and the action is clearly not simulated.
The tape, which was made nearly a decade ago after Chelsea moved to Los Angeles starts out with Chelsea turning on the camera in what appears to be her apartment. During the first part of the tape Chelsea is fully clothed in her work uniform. She begins by introducing herself by name before going into a stand-up routine before suddenly cutting to Chelsea and her male partner engaging in an explicit sex act.
Chelsea, who is on all fours on a bed is naked and at several times during the filming she looks directly at the camera. Her breasts are bare and swinging during the sex act. At the end of the “performance” Chelsea’s partner speaks in a clear British accent, asking, “Did we get the (bleep) shot?” Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles at this point. Then the tape immediately cuts back into Chelsea continuing her stand-up routine in her apartment.
Reached for comment by RadarOnline.com, Chelsea’s rep Huvane said: “The tape you have is an old tape that was done for a stand up comedy bit.”
He indicated that Chelsea would address it on her E! show Wednesday night.
But from what RadarOnline.com saw, it’s definitely not a “stand up” comedy bit! And if it’s a routine, it’s the most X-rated routine ever performed.
[From Radar Online]
In the still from the tape available on Radar Online, it looks like a much younger Chelsea pre-nose and eye job. You can kind of tell it’s her but she’s had so much work done it looks like it could be her sister, not Chelsea. That’s some solace at least.
If Chelsea did address this on her show last night it’s not yet online. Neither Kaiser nor I watch this show and I’ve viewed a few clips online but she didn’t mention anything about the tape. I was struck, though, that if it’s that hard to sit through a couple minutes of her comedy routine there would be nothing worse than having to see that interspersed with her having sex.
Update: video from Chelsea’s show: Thanks to reader Jen for this link to a video from Chelsea’s show (below). Chelsea claims the tape was part of a comedy audition she filmed and that someone once tried to blackmail her for $1 million dollars over it. I like how she handled this, but I’m not so sure I’m buying her explanation.
Chelsea Handler is shown signing copies of her book on 4/17/10 and 3/25/10. Credit: WENN.com
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damn, her face is busted
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hahaha kinda like this woman after listening to her on CNN sometime ago.
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seriously, she’s such a ragged hag, both inside and out
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fugly ho
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If you look at the picture from her sex time on Radar, she looks like Pink did spoofing celebrity sex tapes in the video for “Stupid Girls.”
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celebitchy-Chelsea Lately addresses RadarOnline (sex tape)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVtEhJA631Q&feature=player_embedded
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She did address it, said it was something she did for a comedy audition tape, and that a while ago someone tried to get her to pay $1 million for the copy of the tape.
If the above description is true, I can’t possibly see how that is a comedy bit. But I don’t really care to see for myself to find out!
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I think with Chelsea Handler’s personality- (and after reading her books)- my money is that she is probably pulling one over all of us.
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I’ll bet this is just another publicity stunt for her to keep her name in the headlines.
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I feel like what she was saying was not that she didn’t have sex, but that she spliced sex into her audition tape. Like a really racy shocking audition tape
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She’s hilarious and I bet money its a hoax. And seriously, why does everyone in showbiz have to be gorgeous? Then if they get nips and tucks to try to attain that standard you rip them for doing that? I get tired of reading reader comebacks of she’s fugly or nasty.
I respect the celebrities out there that have a talent and refrain from trying to be the typical plastic beauty you see everywhere now.
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I like her acerbic sense of humour, but if she’s 35 then I’m 27.
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I hope this is true. I can’t stand her, her gimmick, or her brand of “Oh I wouldn’t remember I drank a fifth of vodka, blah blah, I’ve had a bunch of one-night stands, haha, oh but let’s vilify every drunken, skanky girl that ends up in the press, I’m so holier than thou, but then I’m going to make my vodka-ho joke again…”
This would just be gold if it were true. Go away you annoying hag.
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@Eileen Yover- My thoughts exactly.
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She had work done on that face? Seriously? This is the “after” look. Wow, those “before” photo’s must be brutal.
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hmph, she’s never been funny to me BUT I am digging the info on her plastic surgery.
OFF, to find pre-Handler pics, if possible!
thx Radar O L!
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I almost fell out of my chair from laughing the first time I read she was in her mid 30′s. People give a lot of flack to Catherine Zeta-Jones for supposedly lying about her age but Chelsea takes the cake. I haven’t seen the video but who would do this for an audition?
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This is yucky enough for me to hop off the Chelsea bandwagon, cause she isn’t that funny anyway, and I prefer my comics to be a little classier.
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This woman is at least 50, but could pass for 46. Her face is hard, skin is saggy and wrinkly, and the makeup is too heavy for a young face. She has over forty lateral body spread too. Someone as rich as she is should never look like that at 35.
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