Oh, NO! The Twihards aren’t going to like this one. Robert Pattinson and Emilie de Ravin attended the London premiere of Remember Me Wednesday night… and Kristen Stewart wasn’t there to chaperone, like she was for the New York premiere. You know what this means, right? Next week’s tabloids: Emilie and Sparkles romantic rendezvous in London, pregnant Bella waits, cries, grows out her hair, desperate for her man to return. Except, of course, that’s not Kristen. She’s too hardcore. If Sparkles ever got a wandering eye, I suspect K-Stew would shank him. At the very least, she would smack him around a little.

By the way, did you know that British Twihards are just as insane as American Twihards? They are. Now, I will say this about Sparkles… he looks especially well groomed here. The grooming is probably against his will – he’s working on Bel Ami, and someone probably shaves him every morning. As for Emilie, she’s growing on me. She used to annoy me, but I’ve started loving her batsh-t insane character on Lost, and this week’s episode was a classic. (SPOILER: who else was rooting for Claire to actually stab Kate?) I’m not a big fan of lacy little cocktail dresses, but she looks cute and fun and young, and the two of them together look like they’re going on their first date to the “Under the Sea” dance at their high school.

Since I enjoy our little Sparkles, I wanted to share this nice story about one of the sweet things he did recently:

Young, rich, famous, good-looking, and now kind-hearted too? Does Robert Pattinson ever tire of making the rest of us look bad?

The Twilight heartthrob did his part to help the homeless population of Los Angeles recently, dropping into Norman’s Rare Guitars in Tarzana, California, to autograph a new Fender Telecaster, which will be auctioned off on eBay to benefit Los Angeles’ Midnight Mission homeless shelter.

Want to score this very special piece of musical equipment? Better dig deep; the bidding starts at $3,000. Or, in R-Pattz fanatic terms, about 85 of those Robert Pattinson pillows. Which the homeless would also no doubt find very useful. Hmm; decisions, decisions…

Still, kudos to R-Pattz for pitching in for a good cause. He may play a vampire, but he definitely doesn’t suck.

[From Celebuzz]

Aw. Nice kid. I like that as he’s gotten more famous, he’s started to take some big steps towards doing some charitable work. Perhaps in time he’ll become a UNICEF goodwill ambassador or something. Anything that doesn’t involve roaming bands of hormonal Twihards. And their mothers.

Pattinson & Emilie in London on March 17, 2010. Credit: WENN.

Breaking news! Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are enough of a couple that Kristen came to Sparkles’ red carpet premiere of Remember Me. They didn’t walk the red carpet together, nor did they pose for photos standing next to each other, but Kristen did gamely pose for photos solo, so it’s not like she was hiding. My opinion? She and Sparkles are the real deal (E! News sort of confirms that they’re very, very much a real couple, that it’s not just hooking up) and that Kristen was there to both support her guy and mark her territory in case Emilie de Ravin starts getting any sparkly ideas.

Regarding the choice in Kristen’s clothing, however – CB and I can’t get over Kristen’s pants. They are just horrible! The top half looks cute though, great jacket, good hair, and Kristen isn’t rolling her eyes in every other photo. She actually looks happy to be there! As for Sparkles, he looked unkempt, per usual. But he didn’t look morose either – he’s actually smiling in most of the photos, especially when he’s posing with Emilie. Bitch!

I wonder what Sparkles is really like in bed. I mean, yes, he hates vaginas in general, but do you think he has special feelings for Kristen’s vadge in particular? Gatecrasher reports that Kristen and Sparkles can’t keep their hands off of each other, even when they’re out in public. When they went to dinner with friends on Sunday, “Robert and Kristen sat really close together and kept touching and rubbing each other’s arms as if no one else was around. They definitely appeared to be an item.” I hope for Kristen’s sake that Sparkles is a bit more manly in private.

New York premiere of ‘Remember Me’ on March 1, 2010, including Sparkles, Kristen, Emilie, Chris Cooper and Pierce Brosnan and his wife Keeley. Credit: WENN.

I so love the drama surrounding every move Robert Pattinson makes. Even though it seems some people just want to denigrate his now-iconic teen-pop status, I have to say that it’s been a while since I’ve seen anything resembling the R-Pattz phenomenon. Think about it – what young film actor so excited the teen girls like this? You have to back to the insanity surrounding Leonardo DiCaprio circa Titanic. So will Pattz be another Leo? Who knows? I’d say Pattz has a half-decent shot at being a pretty good actor with a solid career, if he isn’t ravaged by an angry/lustful/hormonal gang of Twihards in the next few months.

Obviously, Life & Style’s cover story this week was predicted over and over again. They started with the basic premise that Pattz is working with Emilie “Not Bella” de Ravin on Remember Me. We’ve all seen the pictures of Pattz and Emilie making out on a beach (for the film!), and we all said to ourselves “My God, the angry Twihards are going to kill poor Emilie.” Now Life & Style has basically put the price on Emilie’s head – they claim that not only are Pattz and Emilie flirting up a storm, but now Pattz is actually dating Emilie, not Kristen Stewart. Pattz has totally dumped K-Stew for Emilie! Emilie will now go by E-Rav, in my mind. As in “Twihards will totes kill E-Rav.”

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart may be destined to be together as Twilight’s Edward and Bella, but fate seems to have something else in store for them in real life. Life & Style can reveal exclusively that Robert has ended his relationship with Kristen and is dating Emilie de Ravin, the leading lady in his new movie, Remember Me.

“Robert met Emilie a while ago and has always liked her,” says an insider close to the heartbreaker. “He’s the one who suggested to the producers at Summit [the same production company responsible for the Twilight series] that she’d be perfect for Remember Me. In the original screenplay, her part was written for an actress of Mexican descent.”

“I watched them filming on July 2, and they got along very, very well,” an eyewitness tells Life & Style. “At one point between takes, they stopped into a shop to get a drink together; they seem to like each other a lot.”

The two have also gotten cozy after hours. On June 14, as Life & Style previously reported, Robert and Emilie met up in a secluded garden area of the Bowery Hotel. “The connection between them was electric,” says another eyewitness. Then things turned serious, according to the eyewitness: Robert’s Twilight co-star Elizabeth Reaser (who plays Edward’s mother, Esme) joined them, and when Emilie admitted she was worried about how her kissing scenes looked on-screen, Elizabeth told her, “However you kiss Rob in real life, just do that!”

[From Life & Style]

So has any of this really happened? Keep in mind that Kristen and Pattz were never really confirmed as a couple – although, let’s face it, we all know they were hittin’ it. But were they ever in a relationship? I have no idea. I kind of think K-Stew tapped it and walked away. That’s my girl. So I would accept that Pattz and his weepy, emo soul fell wang-first into E-Rav after K-Stew hit it and kissed it goodbye.

Coincidentally, Pattz recently gave an interview to Twist magazine where he described his kissing scenes: “I always get carried away when I’m kissing… I just go nuts! Walking away after it is the strangest moment for me. It’s embarrassing — not knowing what to say to each other.” Aw… this boy literally has no idea how to make the Twihards less rabid. This quote will launch the fantasies of about a million Twihards tonight.

Robert Pattinson is shown on the NY set of Remember Me on 7/6, 7/7/ and 7/8/09. Those bruises and scrapes are for the film. Credit: Fame Pictures and WENN.com. Life & Style cover via CoverAwards

While the tabloids are still playing fun guessing games as to the how, where, when, and if of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s hooking up/relationship/affair/whatever, OK! is taking a bold stance. They claim that not only are Robert and Kristen together, for real, but that Pattz is now totally cheating on Kristen with his pretty Remember Me costar Emilie de Ravin. This is actually not quite a bold stance – Star Magazine was claiming the same thing when Emilie and Pattz had barely even met. But OK! has the photo evidence! Many paparazzi got this “photo evidence” of Emilie and Pattz making out on a beach last week – unfortunately, it was for the film. Still, OK! claims that when Kristen saw the pics, she “flipped out.”

It wasn’t just the heart of every Robert Pattinson fan that sunk when they saw photos last week of him smooching co-star Emilie de Ravin while shooting scenes for their upcoming film Remember Me. His on and offscreen love interest Kristen Stewart was none-too-pleased with what she saw.

A source close to the couple says, “She knows screen kisses are part of Rob’s job, but it doesn’t make things easier, seeing sexy photos of him and Emilie in full lip-lock.” A friend of Rob’s puts it more explicitly: “Kristen saw a photo of them kissing and flipped out.”

And according to some who were on the beach for the scene that day tell OK! that both R-Pattz and Emilie seemed to be enjoying the scene. “Everyone else was setting up for the next shot, but Rob and Emilie stayed where they were,” says the eyewitness. “Emilie snuggled with him for at least 10 minutes. She was sitting with part of her body pressed up under his arm and they were making each other laugh. They’re definitely getting close — you can tell it’s more than a work relationship.”

The co-stars have also been spending some time together when they’re not filming. On June 19, they hit the posh Soho House, where they shared plenty of face time in a private smoking room. Just three days earlier, the duo were spotted at Gemma, a restaurant at The Bowery Hotel, one of their favorite haunts.

“They spent a lot of time telling jokes, laughing and whispering in each other’s ears,” an eyewitness tells OK!. “At one point Emilie took Robert’s Ray-Bans and was playfully wearing them before putting them back in his shirt pocket — it was very flirty. Rob was so sweet and attentive; if I didn’t know anything about him, I would think Emilie was his girlfriend!”

Whether or not she believes anything’s going on between her man and his beautiful blonde co-star, friends tell OK! that the incident has “made Kristen nervous and more determined to visit him in New York… It’s clear Rob and Emilie have a lot of movie chemistry. Kristen is hoping it hasn’t spilled over into real life.”

[From OK! Magazine]

Emilie was snuggling with Pattz? They’ve been hanging out off the set? Flirty drinks late at night? Emilie, you slut. Get her, Twihards. I actually don’t care for Emilie – she was on Lost for the first two seasons, and while I felt for character, Emilie isn’t really the best actress. And she apparently has that nasty habit of seducing whatever man is around. Which makes for good gossip, but not when lives are at stake by roving packs of rabid Twihards.

So, is Kristen really jealous? Does she have anything to be jealous about? I mean that both ways – are Kristen and Pattz in a relationship, and if they are, is Emilie some kind of threat? Judging Kristen solely from how she seems to me, I’d say that she knew that Pattz would flit off to whichever attractive girl was around, and Kristen wasn’t expecting Pattz to stay devoted to her. Just my take – she’s a smart enough girl to know a player when she sees one.

Photos are from 6/19/09 and were taken on the NY set of “Remember Me.” Credit: PacificCoastNews.com