Star Magazine has a story in this week’s issue that made me sick. Shauna Sand, ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas, tells Star Magazine about how she was the woman to deflower little Chace Crawford. You know, the guy from Gossip Girl who is, like, the Budget Zac Efron. Shauna is 14 years older than Chace, and she took his virginity when he was 18 years old. This was back in 2003, a year after Shauna and Lorenzo had separated. Shauna and Chace met at a Pepperdine University party. Of course. Because it’s perfectly normal for 32 year old women to attend college parties. Shauna tells Star Magazine that at the party, “Chace came up to me out of nowhere… he was so incredibly beautiful – I immediately fell in love with him!” Oh, it gets worse:

Chace Crawford learned about the birds and bees from a surprising source: Shauna Sand!

Four years before Gossip Girl brought him instant stardom, the 18-year-old hunky college freshman had a steamy, sex-filled romance with model/actress Shauna, the ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas and May 1996 Playmate who is 14 years his senior!

“He was so incredibly beautiful — I immediately fell in love with him!” Shauna tells Star exclusively about meeting Chase at a college party in Malibu. The couple began dating “and I even gave him a key to my apartment,” Shauna said.

They quickly wore out a path to the bedroom. And though Chace has said he dated a girl for three years while in high school, a friend tells Star: “Chace told me, ‘Shauna was the first girl I ever had sex with! She blew my mind, and I’ll never forget it!’”

Although the friend says Chace and Shauna had a “secret relationship,” the couple dated off and on for a year before they drifted apart. Chace eventually got his acting career off the ground and Shauna remarried. But, in 2007, after Shauna’s brief second marriage ended, Chace suddenly appeared in her life again and the spark was reignited!

[From Star Magazine]

Shauna goes on to say that Chace was inexperienced and “practically trembling” but that Shauna “tried to teach him a thing or two”. She describes him as “sunshine” after a bad marriage, and she also claims that she helped him and advised him on breaking into Hollywood. She even credits herself with helping him become “passionate” about acting. Which, hey, might be the case. I’ll believe it when I hear it from Chace. Which might be difficult, because the rest of the article makes it sound like Chace was very conscious of keeping Shauna on the downlow. I mean, right? Wouldn’t most self-respecting men?

The sources go on to claim that Chace and Shauna dated secretly for more than a year, then lost touch until 2007, when Shauna was recovering from yet another marriage and divorce. Shauna claims: “ I ran into him at Teddy’s nighclub in Hollywood. We were instantly drawn together again. We rushed to the Crescent Hotel in Beverly Hills and went crazy together. We got all these bittle of whipped cream and oils and had wild sex all night long! It was a sticky mess, but we had a lot of fun. Chace had grown up a lot since I had seen him last and was much more confident in bed.” Excuse me while I heave my Thanksgiving turkey. Ugh… here it comes. Anyway, after that “wild” night, Shauna says Chace went off to New York for Gossip Girl and she hasn’t seen him since, but she’s “thrilled” that he’s made it and he will always be in her heart. Seriously.

So… is anyone else surprised by the simple fact that any woman is admitting to sex with Chace? Not to stereotype, but he makes everyone’s gaydar go off, right? Right?!?

Shauna Sands dines at Madeo’s in Beverly Hills, CA on November 25, 2009. Credit: MOE/Fame. Chace Crawford at “The Stepfather” premiere, held at School of Visual Arts Theater, in New York City, on October 12, 2009. Credit: Fame.