Estranged reality show stars Katie Price and Peter Andre’s well-publicized split is getting uglier with each passing day. Katie “Dignified Silence” Price has decided that all her husband’s belongings in their shared UK home should be purged before she returns to it with two of the couple’s children. Harvey, Katie’s seven year old son from a previous relationship, has been left at home in the care of nannies while Katie licks her wounds (read: sunbathes naked and gets wasted) in the Maldives. She ordered staffers to “get rid of everything” belonging to Peter and have it put into storage, even though Peter is due home today. Uh-oh.

DUMPED Jordan has ordered housekeepers at her £2.5million mansion to get rid of all husband Peter Andre’s belongings — including his toothbrush.
The 30-year-old glamour girl, fuming with Peter Andre for ending their 3½-year marriage, rang housekeepers from her hideaway in the Maldives.
And Jordan, real name Katie Price, screamed at them to remove his stuff before her scheduled return home later this week.

Reluctant staff boxed up Peter’s gear — including designer clothes, precious family photos, jewellery and first copies of some of his CDs, such as Mysterious Girl.

Even the singer’s gym equipment and aftershave were shipped out of the £2.5million property in Woldingham, Surrey, in a huge red van.

A source said: “Katie’s still very hurt after Pete dumped her and wants to get him back. She phoned up and was screaming down the phone at staff to get rid of all his stuff.

“They were asking what she wanted out and she was screaming, ‘Everything, everything’! None of them wanted to do it to Pete, because he’s been kind.

“But Katie didn’t really leave them much choice.”

She fled to the Maldives last week with the couple’s children — Junior, three, and one-year-old Princess Tiaamii.

Aussie Peter, 36, also left Britain after last week’s split to stay with family in Cyprus.

He is due home today — but will find all his stuff has gone.

The insider added: “Peter is in for a bit of a shock. Everything he owns has been taken from the home and put into storage.”

A spokesman for Peter refused to comment last night.

Jordan, also mum to seven-year-old Harvey by footballer Dwight Yorke, earlier insisted her boozing did NOT cause the split.

She said: “I love my husband, but I can’t sit around crying. This is a new chapter in my life. Pete can’t blame this on me drinking. Over the five years of our relationship I’ve probably been out 20 times.

“I’m not a party girl and I don’t drink at home. So when I go out I can get drunk quickly.”

Katie spoke to OK! magazine shortly before jetting to the Maldives in the Indian Ocean.

She spent her sixth successive day there yesterday — but is due home in days to meet Peter.

She has run up a huge mobile bill talking through her marriage woes with family and friends in a string of texts and phone calls.

And she sought advice from beautician chum Julie Rowlands as she sprawled naked on a lounger at her £4,200-a-night retreat.

Pals say keen horsewoman Jordan was furious that Peter blew his top and dumped her over snaps of her flirting tipsily with equestrian friends. But he believes her drunken antics were the final straw after years of bust-ups.

Peter has told friends the couple’s fly-on-the-wall reality TV shows helped ruin their marriage.

The pair have appeared together in a stream of shows documenting every aspect of their lives.

And Peter’s pal Panayiotis Neocleous said: “The shows have really not helped their marriage.

“I speak to Peter a lot when he’s in Cyprus. All the attention was a big reason for the break-up.”

Peter is soon due to meet estate agents to search for a new home — but may initially have to share the couple’s Surrey mansion.

One pal warned last night: “There could be fireworks.”

Peter’s yoga teacher said his hunger for fame led him to wed the wrong woman.

Tracy Panayidou said: “He got carried away by the attention he was getting with Jordan. He’s very depressed.”

[From The Sun]

I don’t understand what Katie is trying to do here. Publicly, she has stated multiple times that she doesn’t want Peter to leave. But her most recent actions certainly don’t support that. Generally, if a person dumps all their significant other’s stuff, it’s an indication that you want the person to leave. Am I missing something here? As for her claim that she’s hardly gone out partying since marrying Peter: it’s not how many times you go out – it’s how many times you get falling-down, flash-your-lady-parts drunk when you do.

Here are Katie and Peter when they were still happy and ass-grabbing in Venice Beach on March 10th. Images thanks to Fame Pictures .

Despite years of careful internet documentation to the contrary, actress Bai Ling’s representative is denying that she’s nothing but a teeny, tiny, skank. My words, not his. Though his are almost as clear. Aaaaaaaaaaall the way back in January it was widely rumored that Bai had hooked up with Mickey Rourke. Clearly that little bit of gossip lasted her long enough, but now that it’s run out – and she’s not doing anything other than slipping a nip every chance she gets – her rep is digging up the rumor again. Just to deny it, of course. And also mention that she’s not just some wh*re. Though like I said, the interweb is a living, breathing testament to the dishonesty of that statement.

BAI Ling wants the world to know she never had sex with that man, Mickey Rourke. “While BAI Ling, who is single, has dated a lot during her career, she isn’t some ‘wh*re’ who hooks on to rising actors,” her publicist, Anthony D’Alessandro, informs Page Six.

The romance rumor started when Rourke invited Ling, who was in “The Crow,” to an LA party for “The Wrestler.” “She considers Mickey Rourke a friend,” the flack said. “He sent a car for her. She never had an interest in dating him. The next day it was all over the tabloids . . . Though she is an iconoclast with her fashion, too often she’s mislabeled as a tawdry Holly Golightly.”

[From Page Six]

Um, too often she’s labeled as a sl*t. Maybe a skank. On her best day, a wh*re. But a “tawdry Holly Golightly” is pushing it for Bai Ling, even on her classiest evening. Nice try though. I love that the rep inferred that Mickey Rourke is a rising actor. Perhaps “resurging,” but if Bai Ling wanted to get her hooks into Mickey when he was rising, she needs to go back to her childhood years. In case this very talented Hollywood rep isn’t aware, the comeback story is part of Mickey Rourke’s current heat.

No one ever accused Bai Ling of being smart. But when you’re so dumb that you hire a rep who uses the word “wh*re” in relation to you – even in the sense of “not a,” you get what you pay for. When the only thing you’re known for in Hollywood is slutting around, it’s probably not a good idea to issue press releases about your sex life – even denials.

Here’s Bai Ling outside Madeo in West Hollywood on March 29th. Images thanks to Fame Pictures .

Paris Hilton gave a red carpet interview before her Halloween party at LAX last night and said that her super-short army fatigue dress was in honor of our troops. She said “I’m wearing this for the troops because I know they’re having a hard time right now and don’t really get to celebrate Halloween.” It looks like she’s doing that charity work she mentioned on Larry King Live back when she got out of jail.

At least she gave a shout out to the troops serving in Iraq.

Maybe every time Paris wears a slutty outfit she can come up with a creative charitable reason. Like she’s wearing a bikini in honor of the poor refugees who don’t have clothing. That way, she can continue to wear skimpy outfits while promoting various vaguely related causes.

Speaking of Paris and charity in the same breath, her Rwanda trip hasn’t been canceled, just postponed. She told Extra that the trip will be next year. In the mean time all she has to do is continue dressing like a slut and she can feel content that she’s helping save the world.

Update: Paris dressed as a prisoner later that night and said it was in honor of the disproportionate number of minorities incarcerated in the US. Ok, I made that second part up.

Thanks to WENN for these pictures.

In 2002 there was a big controversy over tween-sized thong underwear at Abercrombie, the younger division of Abercrombie and Fitch, featuring suggestive phrases such as “Wink Wink” and “Eye Candy.” Now it seems that skanky outfits for young girls aged 9-12 are a much more common and accepted part of American culture. Toys like Bratz and shows like Hannah Montana and High School Musical encourage tweens to embrace consumerism and dress fashionable and sexy

Halloween is no exception, with costumes for the under 13-set getting more sexy and revealing. Outfits that used to be reserved for adult role play are now perfectly acceptable costumes for young girls. Is this too much too soon for young girls, or just a natural progression of dress up? It’s funny when adult women dress as sexy pirates, sexy witches, and sexy devils, but it’s disturbing when 9 year-old girl does it.

There’s a “Yahoo! Answers” question that asks “Do you think Halloween costumes for kids and teenagers are too provocative these days?” My favorite answer comes from shallytally: “Barbie hooker is adorable and teaches commerce at an early age.”

Here are some pictures of the more suggestive outfits. Do you have a daughter around that age and would you let her dress like this? Would she insist on wearing an outfit like this? Sometimes I’m all too glad I have a little boy. It’s sad that kids are being sexualized like this, but if it makes someone money, they’ll figure out a way to create it, even if its not in the best interest of our children.

Thanks to Newsweek for the background and idea for this article. Most of the costumes shown here were mentioned in that article.