Rose McGowan is said to have pissed off her female costars by insisting that they not wear red to the Grindhouse Premiere. She wanted to coordinate her outfit with the bloody theme of the gorefest and didn’t want anyone to upstage her. Most of the women complied, but twins who had bit parts in the film, Elise and Electra Avellan, wore bright red clothing just to annoy her.

March 28, 2007 — ROSE McGowan had her female co-stars in “Grindhouse” ready to scratch her eyes out at the L.A. premiere after she had her reps warn them not to wear red because McGowan didn’t want her own red dress upstaged. “It caused quite a stir. The feeling is she’s self-obsessed,” said our spy. Among the beauties ordered to do without red were Rosario Dawson, Jordan Ladd and Sydney Tamiia Poitier. But McGowan was in for a rude surprise when two minor cast members, twins Elise and Electra Avellan, paraded into the theater in bright red outfits. “It was basically a ‘[Bleep] you!’ to Rose,” said the source. McGowan’s rep had no comment, but a pal of hers told us, “She wanted the girls to coordinate what they wore so they would look amazing and sexy and beautiful.”

McGowan looks pretty good apart from the saggy eyes she blames on an unlikely sunglass mishap in a car accident, and that terrible attitude that shows all over her smug face. If she really wanted to “coordinate” with her co-stars as her friend suggest, she would have told them all to wear red. Instead she comes off as haughty bitch for insisting that she have center stage. I have not been able to find pictures of Rosario Dawson, and wonder if she showed up. With McGowan’s demands, maybe she decided she was better off at home.

Pictures [via]

Rose McGowan

Marley Shelton

Tracie Thoms

Rena Riffel

Jordan Ladd

April Scott

Kristen Bell

Vanessa Ferlito

Zoe Bell

When my friend George went into rehab they wouldn’t even let him date anyone “in the program” for like the first six months or a year. And since he couldn’t date in any of the boozy old circles he used to frequent … or in the clubby weekend scene he used to roll through – he pretty much had to take time off … get sorted and sober. After this enfored waiting time - then started dating other losers from Rehab who had been vetted through the same process. It seemed to work. Even if he became a mind numbing bore … he was a sober m.n.b.

These rules apparently don’t apply for celebutards. Particularly hot ones like Robbie and still lucrative ones like Lindsay. I suppose why should anything that seems to work be applied to the time bomb of celebrity revolving door rehab … See exhibit A above as reported in LFR gossip:

Lindsay Lohan with British pop star Robbie Williams at The Tudors Premiere after-party at Les Deux nightclub in L.A, March 26. Lindsay Lohan revealed last night at the L.A Premiere of The Tudors that she is dating: ”I’m dating” she said, ”I’m really happy and i’m having fun”. At the after-party Lindsay hung out in the VIP area at nightclub Les Deux chatting with British star Robbie Williams, who himself checked into rehab in February.

Now it’s a rather obscure statement for our purposes because it doesn’t confirm that she’s dating Robbie Williams. IN fact she was rumored to have shined him on when he turned the charms on her at an LA nightclub not many months ago. Then they were just both sozzled celebs with Rehab in front of them (and to be fair at least one go round already behind Robbie) so they were drunken fair game. Indeed almost natural mates in the economy of California. Now they seem more likely to steer each other off course — if this insta-rehab was even for real

Lindsay was last rumored to be dating Porn Producing Scourge of a Nation Joe ‘Girls Gone Wild’ Francis – so she can really go up the food chain – and Robbie’s last romance sold details to the tabloids once again. Surely these two could use a six month break from their own bad taste. Most importantly Robbie is scheduled to strip down publicly for Elton Johns Birthday … and we wouldn’t want any mismanaged sobriety to get in the way of that.

Still they say forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest — lets just hope these two aren’t a banana flambé waiting to ignite.
pics via Gossip Rocks

Proving once and for all that resenting Scientology works way better than Botox as contraception – Nicole Kidman is up the duff. We go live to our sources in her home turf of Oz for the details. Well not so much live as into the little Celebitchy gray quote box … but it achieves the same results:

Nicole Kidman has at last received the news she’s been so desperately waiting for — she’s pregnant!

After months of fertility treatment, sources say the actress has told family and friends that she and husband Keith Urban are finally expecting their first child together.

via Women’s Day Australia

Having given up both Tom Cruise and his pushy Scientology ways … not just for Lent, but for good …and not just for good, but for bad boy with worse hair Keith Urban - Kidman now finds her self in the midst of a much wished for Urban Development Program. Good news for this UDP is that the toxins present in botulism don’t act as a blocking agent for peri-menopausal fertility.

“Nicole and Keith are having a baby,” reveals an overjoyed friend. “They’ve been riding on clouds since they got the news. Nicole’s been hoping for this since the day they got married. Everyone knows how she’s been aching to have a baby. It’s all she’s been talking about for ages.”

Having switched from not quite Scientology during the Cruise decade to the religious application of Botox ever since - Nicole has become an oddly glassy, if baby talkative, version of her earlier porcelain self. I thought she had been talking about getting Keith out of rehab ever since they got married … but maybe I missed the midwifery memo. It may be that Keith Urban didn’t take her pre-wedding threats about sorting himself out due to a lack of emotive expression when she laid down the law. Now he’s sober … and she’s preggers. He can adjust his oddly colored bird shit highlights in her car mirror forehead on the way to Lamaze classes. A very Modern Love Story.

pics via Superior Pics and original art by UrbanDK.

James Blunt and Petra Nemcova split up back in February, according to People Magazine. Their reps have refused to comment, but People notes that they have not been seen out together since Grammy weekend and that hot-but-slow Blunt looked like he was getting sucked into the brief-lived, but soul-gnawing vortex of Lindsay Lohan’s firecrotch:

“They split in February. It’s very amicable,” a source close to Blunt tells PEOPLE.”They remain good friends.”

A rep for Nemcova had no comment.

The model, 27, and the “You’re Beautiful” singer, 32, were last seen together over Oscar week in February, when they hit a slew of parties. They celebrated his birthday and also went to Elton’s John’s Oscar bash, where Blunt performed and Nemcova looked on.

But in recent weeks, Blunt has become a regular fixture in the Hollywood nightlife scene, hitting the town solo. He was spotted on the same night – March 21 – at both Les Deux, where he hung with pal Robbie Williams, and later at Teddy’s, where he partied with Lindsay Lohan, Kelly Osbourne and Amy Winehouse.

According to a clubgoer at Teddy’s, “Lindsay and James were never affectionate, but they did seem flirty, standing right next to each other, and constantly talking.” Lohan and Blunt were part of a group of people who left together at 2:15 a.m.

Lohan was said to have had a drunken night of passion with poorly-endowed Blunt, but has since been rumored to have moved on to fellow rehab-ditcher Robbie Williams.

There was a story last year in September that Petra Nemcova had dumped Blunt and was dating a British aristocrat worth billions. She was seen on the arm of Nathaniel Rothschild at the NY premiere of The Black Dahlia. That didn’t seem to work out for her as she went back to Blunt soon afterwards and Rothschild was seen out with Natalie Portman.

It’s not really surprising to me that these two didn’t work out. Blunt always annoyed the shit out of me with that song of his that gets stuck in my head everytime I hear it or recall the trite title, and I’ve never wished him well.

Header image is of Blunt and Nemcova in Prague in July of last year.

Note: these links were originally published on 7/27, but due to a server upgrade were misplaced until today.

- Wynonna Judd Files for Divorce! [DListed]
- Wynonna Judd’s husband is a child molestor [IDLYITW]
- Hugh Heffner tries to french Paris Hilton [CityRag]
- Scott and Mary Weiland were kicked out of a hotel for a bloody fight [Agent Bedhead]
- Halle Berry at the Perfect Stranger photocall in Rome [ICYDK]
- “The Simple Life” promo posters [Evil Beet]
- Can we all agree that Paris Hilton got breast implants? [Fatback and Collards]
- Anna Nicole’s computer showed lots of flirty, loving IMs between her and Howard K Stern, and cops said that helped them decide he was innocent [Gabsmash]
- Randy Spelling, Tori’s brother, says he took Paris Hilton’s virginity. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Eva Longoria’s fiance, Tony Parker has tried to start a lame rap career [CelebNewsWire]
- Tony Parker’s new rap video featuring Eva Longoria [CelebWarship]
- Video of Eddie Griffin totalling a $1.5 million Ferrari [Totally Crap]
- Daniel Radcliffe says it’s scary to appear naked every night on stage [The Shallow End]
- The granddaughter of the founder of NASCAR was arrested for impersonating a male sheriff’s deputy after she pulled a guy over for speeding and handcuffed him [Shallow and Tacky]
- Creepy coasters put out by the police in Mumbai to discourage DWI make it look like people are bleeding when drinks are placed on them [The Grumpiest]
- Will Ferrell drives an electric car and is building a green home [ecorazzi]
- Britney Spears lost 10 pounds in rehab [Derek Hail]
- 7-Elevens across the US will be coverted to look like Kwik-E-Marts in time for the release of the new Simpsons movie this summer [Best Week Ever]
- Pictures from the GLAAD Awards [PopSugar]
- Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow all had dinner at the same restaurant at the same time, but not really together [Socialite's Life]
- Is there trouble in Courteney Cox and David Arquette’s marriage? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Kristen Cavallari gets lasik eye surgery for publicity [The Bastardly]
- The guy who made 300 is working on a zombies in Las Vegas movie next [Pajiba]
- Busta Rhymes is going to trial for beating up his driver [Rhymes with Snitch]
- Gwen Stefani tried to discourage Sanjaya from singing one of her songs during the week she was serving as an American Idol guest mentor, but he refused and there was drama. [Defamer]
- Thora Birtch’s dad insists on being in the room while she films her sex scenes [Celebslam]
- Johnny Depp looking like Edward Scissorhands on the Sweeney Todd set [Mollygood]
- Goldie Hawn without a bra [Drunken Stepfather]
- The incredibly sad story of T.I. and Tiny’s lost baby [Concrete Loop]

Everyone is talking about how Eddie Griffin crashed a $1.5 million Enzo Ferrari owned by the producer of his new movie. There’s some controversy about whether it was staged as a publicity stunt or not, and TMZ points out the guy next to the barrier that doesn’t flinch when the car crashes just a couple of feet away. The car was owned by producer Daniel Sadek, and they note that two of his Porsche Carerra GTs used in the film Redline were also totalled during production. Griffin crashed the car at Irwindale Speedway, where he was going to race it for charity to promote Sadek’s move Redline in which he stars.

Here’s the video of Eddie Griffin’s crash:

I think the crash was legitimate and that Griffin just handled himself well afterwards. Griffin explained that:

“Undercover Brother’s good at karate and all the rest of that, but the brother can’t drive,” Griffin told the Associated Press. Griffin told CBS News that he “was coming around the track and came into a tight turn and I hit a cone and the cone got caught underneath the tire. So the tire locked up and [the car] slammed into the wall.”

And his boss, the owner of the car, said “I’m glad Eddie came out of the crash OK, but my dream car got destroyed.” He went on to say there are worse things happening in the world and that it occured to him that people are dying every day, so he should be able to get over it.

Simon Cowell ruined another new Ferrarri, but one worth considerably less at $180k. He also did a mere $10,000 worth of damage. Just a day after taking the car home, Cowell hit the undercarriage on a speed bump, causing extensive damage. It can be fixed, but Cowell is going to get rid of it anyway.

Just 24 hours after dropping 180 grand on a brand-new Ferrari F430, Simon Cowell failed to spot a speed bump on an LA street, flew over it and…. CR-R-RUNCH!… bottomed out his low-slung Italian sports rocket, destroying the lower half of the grille and most of the undercarriage! Bummed, the “American Idol” mogul told pals he will now dump the car - because even though the $10,000 damage has been repaired … it’s “not really new anymore.” (And to be fair, the bloody ashtray was dirty!)

[From The National Enquirer print edition, April 2, 2007]

I guess that’s what it’s like to be mega rich and arrogant. Most people would be greatful to own a used car worth a third of that. Cowell gets paid for being a dick and dismissing people and at least he’s consistent in his personal life.

Here’s a link to the ten most expensive cars in the world. I’ve seen a few of these before on the amazing car show Top Gear from the BBC. I’m mostly covering this for my husband, who is a car afficionado.

And here are some pictures of the Ferrari Enzo and F30 models that were totalled by Griffin and Cowell.

This week’s Star magazine reports that Jennifer Aniston is “spending time” with her ex-husband Brad Pitt’s co-star in the upcoming film The Assasination of Jesse James, Sam Rockwell. Aniston met Rockwell through her husband a few years ago and he came over to dinner at the then Aniston-Pitt’s a few times. The article claims that Aniston told Rockwell at the time that he looked like Brad’s bother, and he asked her if she had a sister to set him up with. Aniston is the one who is said to have suggested Rockwell for the role opposite Brad in the Jesse James film.

Star says that Rockwell would be great for Aniston, but doesn’t really say they’re together. They just say that she got reaquainted with him when she was doing that theatre charity gig in New York last October and that they met up again during her visit to the city earlier this month.

Both Star and OK! magazine report about a dinner Aniston had at Freeman’s restaurant on March 6th with a group of people. Rockwell was there, but so were several other people. Aniston is thought to be trying to reinvent her career in theatre and producing films based out of NY, where she got her start and still has connections. It is possible it was just a friendly business meeting.

Still, both Star and OK! mention how flirty Aniston and Rockwell were:

The pair… met up in NYC again on March 6, where they had dinner with a small group of friends at Freeman’s restaurant, where, an eyewitness says, “she seemed friendly and flirty - she would touch people’s hands when she talked to them.” She must have enjoyed herself: A source says that she’s thinking of moving to Manhattan to make a fresh start.

When Star caught up with the press-shy actor at his Manhattan apartment, he laughed and coyly claimed, “There’s nothing going on between on. We might be doing a movie together - that’s the dish.”

[From Star Magazine print edition, April 2, 2007, via Sammie's Effluvia]

Star goes on to say what a great couple they would make, while OK! says that there were definitely some sparks flying and that Aniston is looking for love in NY:

A friend of Jen tells OK!, “She has given up on finding love in Los Angeles, where she thinks the men are shallow. Instead, she is determined to become part of New York’s acting scene again even if it means gambling her millions to do so…”

During her recent dinner at Freemans with Sam, 38, who is a member of the avant-garde LAByrinth Theater Company, Jen seemed particularly energized. “They’re talking about working on a big project together,” a source tells OK!. But, a friend of Sam adds, “I think she is more interested in him than the work.”

[From OK! Magazine print edition, March 26, 2007 via Sammie's Effluvia]

Jen was a student at the New York High School of the Performing Arts, where Fame was set, and it seems like a good move for her to try to go back and work on some projects there. Maybe she’ll find love and happiness out east. It seems like this story about Jen and Sam Rockwell is just conjecture at this point. He sure looks like a better choice than Vince Vaughn.

Here’s Aniston walking her dog in Beverly Hills on 3/19. Life and Style recently reported that Aniston bought a Prius, but if that’s true she must not be using yet or these pictures were taken beforehand. [via]

Aubrey from Danity Kane has gained a significant amount of weight in a short period of time, and people are speculating that she must be pregnant. Media Take Out goes on to say that she’s probably preggers with Diddy’s baby since she’s been rumored to be having an affair with him. We reported back in September that Diddy was said to be having an affair with Aubrey, which may have led to jealous cat fights with her bandmate, Damn.

Media Take Out makes up a lot of stuff and are easily fooled by fake photos and doctored evidence, so I’m not really buying this. It’s possible she’s stress eating, has a medical condition, or is pregnant with someone else’s baby.

The group Danity Kane could be caught up in an explosive new scandal. MediaTakeOut.com spoke exclusively to a Bad Boy insider who believes that group member Aubrey O’Day may be pregnant. According to the insider, whispers of an Aubrey pregnancy have been widespread among the Bad Boy staff. The tipster explains, “People here are always gossiping, so at first I didn’t listen to them. But I swear … now Aubrey is beginning to show.”

The below pictures appear to corroborate what our tipster is saying. By looking at the pics, it’s obvious that the blond singer gained a significant amount of weight in the last few months.

And if that wasn’t enough of a bombshell, the Bad Boy tipster had more. According to the insider - the father of the child may be none other than Sean “Diddy” Combs. The tipster told MediaTakeOut.com, “Everyone knows she had something going on with [Diddy]. It makes a lot of sense that he would be the father.” But the tipster adds, “I really hope Diddy didn’t [get her pregnant], because this could turn into a real mess … imagine if she sued for [sexual] harassment.”

Whatever the case, Aubrey sure looks different in a short period of time. That picture is actually her as you can see the event on the Wireimage website and it comes up with other photos that were taken on March 23rd at a Christina Aguilera party.

Obnoxious hip hop mogul Diddy gets around with the ladies. We covered a story last week that he’s paying off the mother of his secret love child in Atlanta. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was true, since he already has five or six kids by various women, but the only evidence at this point is Aubrey’s balooning weight.

Diddy and Aubrey were seen holding hands at this year’s Sundance festival, where Aubrey was the only one of Danity Kane to attend.

Reese is shown flirting with Jake while wearing a prosthetic pregnany on the Rendition set
Perez Hilton is reporting that he has some insider information claiming Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal really are a couple. I’ve been burned in the past reporting on his exclusives, so I don’t know why he’s fooling me at this point. I don’t really believe it, but I may as well cover it.

There was a story at the beginning of the month that Reese stopped by a NYC apartment to see Jake on March 1, and that he was seen at her hotel the next night. I said at the time that it sounded like they were just friends, so we’ll see.

And there’s a new rumor that Josh Hartnett and Penelope Cruz are a couple. Cruz was recently linked with Orlando Bloom, but he has moved on to another chick that looks remarkably like her. Hartnett was trying to get with drunken Brit Sienna Miller, but she was turned off by his romantic ways when he tried to woo her with flowers and paparazzi-monitored dinners.

Now Hartnett and Cruz were seen trying to have a romantic private dinner with their hands all over each other:

Spanish actress Penelope Cruz is going out of her way to keep her new romance with Josh Hartnett out of prying eyes after enjoying public affairs with Tom Cruise and Matthew McConaughey. The star and her actor beau fled from trendy Los Angeles restaurant El Coyote on March 21 after learning all private rooms were taken.

Cruz and Hartnett then showed up at another top restaurant, The Little Door, where they asked for the restaurant’s secluded Blue Room, according to In Touch magazine.

A waiter tells the publication the couple left through separate doors, but “before they went, they kissed goodbye,” adding “they were touchy-feely all night, holding hands and kissing… They were cute.”

Only time will tell with these new couples, but I can’t help but think each of these relationships, if it’s even real, will be short-lived.

Here’s Penelope Cruz biting into an Oscar at the Sanremo music festival at the beginning of this month: