Stylish Celebrity Escapism
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Jun 12
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Denise Richards thinks that looking like a 17 year-old drum major is sexy


Denise Richards slutted it up to perform with the Pussycat Dolls this weekend. She looked more like a high school senior at an early 90s-era dance recital than a chick about to go onstage with a female band famous for vag slips.

Richards told Page Six that she’s happy that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was born this week because it takes the tabloids’ attention away from her relationship with her ex-best friend’s husband, Richie Sambora. Richards was spotted with a big diamond on her left ring finger, and people are saying she’s moving ultra-fast to get engaged to Sambora. Her divorce with Charlie Sheen isn’t even close to being finalized.

Sabora and Richards were spotted visiting the sites in Paris, and the NY Daily News suggests it wasn’t a coincidence that the paparazzi knew exactly where they were.

Denise Richards and Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora — the alienated spouses of Charlie Sheen and Heather Locklear — continued their triumphal paparazzi tour this week in the City of Light.

Somehow, somebody — I wonder who? — made sure a photographer was on hand to catch them snogging and clinking wine glasses at a Parisian cafe and then strolling and smiling in camera-ready bliss.

Here is Richards with big bushy eyebrows and hair wearing a drum major outfit.

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Denise Richards, Sexy, Sluts

4 Responses to “Denise Richards thinks that looking like a 17 year-old drum major is sexy”

  1. She looks like a ten-dollar hooker at the end of a long night. Which I guess is appropriate for performing with the TrannyCat Dolls.

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  2. What’s with the bloodshot eyes Denise? Your kids must be so proud of their homewrecking, B movie mother! No wonder you have to latch onto actors and rockers. What’s that saying…you can take the girl from the trailer park but…..

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  3. I think when you apply eyeliner to the membranes of your eyes that a) it’s looks really cheesy and b) it irritates them.

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  4. I’m not sure she was the homewrecker that broke up Heather and Richie. I think that Heather kicked Richie to the curb first though, of course, it’s really tacky, not to mention stupid, to hook up with your former best friend’s ex. I think her worst offense is being dumb. Dressing like a hooker doesn’t help either. Does she even have a PR person?

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