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Oct 20
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Matthew McConaughey might need lots of Viagra


From the PopBitch e-mail Newsletter:

Which Hollywood fitness freak leading man has managed to restore his diminishing hairline thanks to a combination of surgery and rogaine? Sadly its not all good news. The side-effects of the drug treatment means that nowadays he needs more viagra than Hugh Heffner

I say Matthew McConaughey because he looks like he has some hairline issues and he’s definitely a fitness freak. He has a healthy package, and it’s a shame he needs pharmaceuticals to get it to work properly - if this is about him, and it’s true and all.

McConaughey and Armstrong say they’re not gay, and that they’re just friends who like to do sweaty sports together. Hey, I buy their explanation, especially if McConaughey can’t perform.

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Matthew McConaughey, Sex

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7 Responses to “Matthew McConaughey might need lots of Viagra”

  1. Zanna:
    October 20th, 2006 at 5:35 pm

    Maybe they like to cuddle.

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  2. agent bedhead:
    October 20th, 2006 at 8:22 pm

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

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  3. Tips:
    October 20th, 2006 at 8:53 pm

    Not sexy at all - looks kind of Cro-magnon with no lips.

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  4. grumpy:
    October 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 pm

    Nude Bongo Playing is one of the first signs of Rogaine addiction …

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  5. grumpy:
    October 22nd, 2006 at 10:18 pm

    Grumpy is as Grumpy Does

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  6. Kim:
    November 23rd, 2006 at 12:41 am

    Kudos to him for trying to save his hair - bald is an unattractive feature…oh, and by the way,

    I’d verb his noun…. ;-)

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  7. Steed:
    November 27th, 2006 at 10:00 pm

    Hello world

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