Apart from being able to afford those $800 red-soled shoes, the convenience of not having to take commercial airplanes, (yes I realize this is way worse than driving a Range Rover – sorry ecorazzi) and the whole living in a mansion with people waiting on me thing, there’s very little that makes me want to be a celebrity. Would you want supermarket checkouts everywhere plastered with the news that you’re pregnant after you went up a dress size? All the young “celebrities” that are in the gossip rags are screwed up beyond belief, and the adult actors seem to be battling paparrazi, getting divorced, and going to rehab. Even if they’re normal, have a family and try to do charity, people rip on them, me included.

Maybe I just have a skewed view of things since I read the celebrity trash news all day, but this Thanksgiving I’m grateful I’m not a celebrity.

– This guy is trying hard to be a celebrity, though. He delivers holiday popcorn tins all day and desperately wants to be famous, so he sunk his life savings into a website promoting himself. Be careful what you wish for. (Site has automatic music.) [The Famous Guy]
– Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh’s sex lessons make people thankful [Hollywood Tuna]
– Be thankful that Nicole Richie is eating [PopSugar]
– Nicole Richie fired her stylist/dealer [yeeeah]
– Lots more TomKat fake wedding/Scientology celebrity recruitment party pictures [Mollygood]
– The secret behind Katie Holmes’ wedding shoes [Chic Mommy]
– Jack Black says that Jennifer Love Hewitt hit on him once and he didn’t get it [Agent Bedhead]
– This cute two-legged dog who hops around like a person got bumped off the Late Show with David Letterman so Kramer could say he’s not a racist. [Best Week Ever]
– KKKKramer [College Humor]
– Maybe if Gwen Stefani went bald people wouldn’t pay as much attention to her horrible new music [CityRag]
– Dear Rosie: please STFU! [popbytes]
– Taye Diggs is too hot for Ashlee Simpson. He’s also married. [IDLYITW]
– Heather Mills says she’d rather be a torso than have to deal with her divorce again. We wish she’d just turn into a nobody [Spank Cheeks]
– Why is Mischa Barton hung up on Cisco Adler when she do so much better? [Celeb News Wire]
– Gorgeous Naomi Watts photoshoot [Bastardly]
– Surprisingly, many of the most popular shows on TV now are crap [Pajiba]
– Lindsay Lohan released a weird rambling statement about Robert Altman’s death, concluding with some AA philosophy thrown in for good measure [DListed]
– Did Lindsay Lohan OD a couple of weeks ago? [The Bosh]
– Brad Pitt holding covered-up Shiloh looks disturbingly like Micheal Jackson [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Emory University shuts down “Revenge of the Nerds” remake with Kristin Cavallari [Celebrific]
– Angelina Jolie’s favorite healthy dessert [Celeb-Diet]
– Cameron Diaz blames herself for the fact that Justin Timberlake won’t commit [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Does Jake Gyllenhaal have a new girlfriend? [Gossip Rocks]
– OJ’s lawyer is going to start talking about the “What if I did it? What are you going to do about it?” book debacle [Metadish]
– Noel Gallagher of Oasis says that he’ll be dead in 50 years anyway so he’s going to pullute as much as he can while he’s here [ecorazzi]
– If you watch Happy Feet the terrorists have won [Faded Youth]
– Britney Spears partied at Paris Hilton’s house. She must have good nannies now. [Pop on the Pop]
– James Blunt falls into Paris Hilton’s clutches [Celebslam]
– Hilary Duff’s new perfume commercial [Superficial Girls]