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There are three really rather skeevy pictures of Whitestarr singer Cisco Adler’s giant balls in the contents of Paris’ storage locker that were posted on ParisExposed before it was shut down by popularity and judicial order. In one, Cisco is holding a big bottle of rum and a joint and posing with a do not disturb sign hanging off his manhood. Perez Hilton posted the pictures on his super popular blog without mentioning the source because he’s all up Paris’ skirt and didn’t want to hurt her widdle feelings. (You can also see the main one on IDLYITW.) After that everyone pretty much knew how grotesquely Cisco was hung and how proud he must be of it to routinely pose for pictures for “friends” without his skivvies.
Former O.C. star Mischa Barton is Cisco’s on-again longterm girlfriend, and she is said to have ended it after the scandal of Cisco’s elephantitis hit the Internets:
A source tells Us Weekly the pair parted ways after nude photos of Adler, 28, surfaced on the Web.
This NSFW pic of Adler hanging loose, which turned up among Paris Hilton’s possessions when the contents of the heiress’ unpaid storage locker were posted online at parisexposed.com (the site was later shut down).
Says a source, “They had a blowup. She was furious.”
Barton’s rep had no comment, and Adler’s could not be reached.
The former O.C. actress has been dating the rocker since August 2005
If there’s enough demand I’ll post the incriminating pictures here, because I have one really gorgeous one of Cisco showing his sack to a bemused man on the street that I haven’t seen up yet. I had a whole post on it at one point, but just decided to scrap it as there really is a difference between male and female nudity when you’re looking at a scrotum like that.
Good for Mischa for dumping this guy already, but really what took her so long?
This is the first breakup caused by Paris Exposed. The scandal over Paris’ use of racist and anti-gay epithets while her sister looked on might cost Nicky Hilton a business deal with the real estate developer behind her Nicky O. Miami hotel, which has been delayed by a bunch of other issues including Nicky stiffing the interior designer.
Here are a couple of non-skeevy pics of Adler from Paris’ storage locker:
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Cisco Adler, Mischa Barton, Paris Exposed, Paris Hilton, Photos
13 Responses to “Mischa wanted Cisco’s balls all to herself”
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Show it! Show it! More nake Cisco, please. I need something to laugh at over my coffee.
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I don’t need to see the pic again, but I still question the distinction between male and female nudity - it’s okay to put up picks of Brittney, Paris, etc. flashing their naughty bits because they are women but men have some sort of perogative? If we aren’t going to put up the pics of men because it might make people squemish, then we shouldn’t put up the pictures of women.
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There’s a difference between male nudity and Adler nudity! =P
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A fair point!
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OMG that guy is so nasty.
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Please, no pic!
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I’m wondering why this was “the last straw” for Barton… it happened so long ago, who care?
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i want to see the pics !!
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Read on People.com before that their reps denied that the two have broken up.. Sigh, it’s time she gets rid of him!
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That guy is so gross. I fail to see how wearing those horrible hats is supposed to render him attractive. He looks just like a sleazy street bum.
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With or without clothing the guy is disgusting.
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I wish you all would post the pics, too. At least it would make you all seem non-sexist. I’m so sick of seeing Paris Hilton’s tatas everywhere in your ads on other pages (Pajiba), that I tried to boycott (and failed) this site. I just wish she would vanish.
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I think you do well not posting this picture - I saw it on PerezHilton.com and wish I would have never seen it.. It’s disgusting and I can’t see why a man should be proud of such balls!
Argh, I always thought Adler must at least have something to offer in his pants in order to take hold of a girl like Mischa Barton - but that’s not the case, so what took her so long to break up with him in the first place?
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