For f-ck’s sake! Bristol Palin just confirmed to People Magazine that she broke off her second engagement to Levi Johnston. As you may remember, Levi and Bristil had a whirlwind re-courtship, involving rose petals, an Us Weekly cover and dreams of a wedding with a camouflage theme. That lasted about a week. And then news broke that Levi might have impregnated an ex-girlfriend named Lanesia Garcia, and that Bristol was really upset. But Lanesia denied that Levi could be her baby-daddy, so I have no idea what brought this on. Did Sarah Palin pull rank with her daughter? Did Bristol think that getting re-engaged would hurt her credibility as an abstinence advocate (ha)?

And just like that, they were off again. “It’s over. I broke up with him,” Bristol Palin tells PEOPLE exclusively of her second try at an engagement to Levi Johnston, father of her 19-month-old son Tripp.

Palin, 19, says the relationship soured on July 14, the very same day they announced their marriage intentions to the world. Palin says he told her that evening he might have fathered a baby with another teenage girl. (Palin did not name the young woman, but a pregnant former girlfriend of Johnston’s has since publicly denied his paternity.)

In an emotional phone interview with PEOPLE, Palin spoke through tears about feeling heartbroken, humiliated and trapped – while Johnston acted cool.

“There’s been no remorse,” she says, adding that she’s seen him only once in the past three weeks. “The final straw was him flying to Hollywood for what he told me was to see some hunting show but come to find out it was that music video mocking my family,” she says. “He’s just obsessed with the limelight and I got played.”

Reps for Johnston did not return calls seeking comment.

Palin’s mom, Sarah, the former Alaska Governor and prominent Republican with whom Johnston publicly – and bitterly – sparred over the past year and a half, tells PEOPLE: “I wish for Bristol to be able to move forward in life with her same forgiving, gracious, optimistic spirit, but from henceforth she’ll know to trust but verify. Bristol is strong, she is independent, and she knows what is right for her son.”

Bristol says she’s not giving up hope of a safe and happy two-parent home for Tripp. “I have faith that I’ll find it. Through this whole experience I know I need a man who’s going to be completely honest with me and someone who loves me and Tripp and wants to be with him all the time. I also want someone who has religious beliefs and a good family.”

[From People]

OH MY GOD. So the baby-daddy drama is totally FOR REAL. So what the hell was Lanesia Garcia talking about when she denied that sh-t? Or did Levi maybe impregnate yet another girl? Oh, Levi. Just wear a condom, for f-ck’s sake (literally). And yes, I did feel a little twinge of sympathy when Bristol says “I got played.” Poor girl. I mean, yes, I know she’s in a completely different situation than a lot of single mothers, etc. But she is so f-cking young, and I think she did get played, and I feel for her. Poor kid.