Below is the new music video for Brittani Senser’s new song “After Love”. This is the video that stars little Levi Johnston, which he filmed just before he and Bristol Palin got back together. Once Bristol took one look at this video, she dumped Levi all over again. Did she break up with him because of the video, or were there lots of reasons and the video just didn’t help? I have no idea. Anyway, I have no idea who Brittani Senser is or why she’s considered a “singer” or why anyone financed this video, but here you go. I’ll put my beat-by-beat analysis below the video:
0:04 – Just rain and a chick. No Levi dong yet.
0:11 – Wait, is this Brittani chick the girl or the mom?
0:23 – My God this. Is some. Atrocious! Acting.
0:27 – SLAP! Good. The little hobag deserved it.
0:44 – This chick has kind of a drag queen face, correct? And I guess she’s calling up Levi’s dong to tell it that there will be no more “I’m a virgin, y’all” sex.
0:50 – Question: Why is the hobag standing in the doorway of a barn in a one-shoulder cocktail dress… in the rain?
1:07 – LEVI! Levi in black and white. Very artsy-fartsy. I can see why it threatened Bristol.
1:20 – I want to know what Levi is whispering in her ear! I think it was “pull my finger.”
1:30 – Is she about to masturbate against the barn door? If she’s okay with doing that, why does she need Levi? Or is she going to masturbate against the barn door while she thinks about the last time Levi finger-banged in her the field? Ah, romance.
2:02 – Mama Hobag is on the phone! “Officer? My daughter is a hobag and she’s jerking off her loser boyfriend on our front lawn. Yes, come quickly.”
2:29 – Ooh, Levi gets stopped by the cops! Mama Hobag did call the police, but she was all “Just arrest him after he finishes finger-banging my daughter on the lawn.” Obviously, this is all a music video allusion to Trooper-gate.
2:48 – Um, what is the charge? Why is Levi being arrested? FREE LEVI.
3:08 – Oh, Levi just get taken to Mama Hobag in cuffs by the arresting officer. What kind of f-cked up police force is this? That cop could totally lose his badge. And he should. But maybe the cop knows Mama Hobag likes it kinky.
3:22 – What is in the envelope? Is she planting drugs on him? Oh, wait – is she a process server? “This whole thing was a ruse to get you to testify!”
3:39 – So Levi calls his hobag and says something to her. Probably something like, “Baby, it’s a subpoena! I have to testify, I’m a material witness!”
4:06 – Levi walks upon Finger-Bang Knoll, sadly. And then he leaves, never to be heard from again.
getting bristol pregnant while sarah palin was out making a fool of herself is the best thing that every happened to this kid. 1 point for teenage pregnancy.
Will this guy just go away? He is just a chubby young cub looking for a daddy to take care of him. (Like the Alaska references?)
Kaiser, your play by play made me laugh so hard I did the milk-nose thing like I was a kid. Not so great for the kitchen floor (and fortunately I missed my laptop).
You know it may be time to rethink stuff when your guest “star” Levi Johnston is more famous than you. This video is nothing but pure suckage in every form.
And I had to add, I just googled this chick. 24? REALLY? I think her and Megan Fox just paid off the plastic surgeons med school bills.
This song/video is terrible. You weren’t kidding about “drag queen face.” Some of my besties do drag, and they make prettier women than this chick. Hell, and me. Anywho, I won’t be watching or listening to this chick.
Kaiser, your humor is a gift from baby Jesus. I just finished mopping up my tears from laughing so hard. ‘Hobag’ indeed.
LOL. Yes, she does have a drag queen face.
That chick looks 40.
I can’t believe that you all have missed the underlying point of this video….this IS the story of Levi and Bristol. Kids fall in love, Mom hates him, uses her powers to make him break up with daughter – even though he loves her(family money)dearly, daughter doesn’t understand and falls back on mom & family — never knowing the douche was waiting in the rain regretting the loss of his meal ticket.
Trust me..the 2nd video will explain it more when this chick turns up pregnant and mom is running for mayor of that town. True art is such a mirror of life *still has the urge to retch looking at Levi*
This is so stupid. I caught the video on TV. That chick is super busted and so fake (eyelashes, nails, dye job, contacts, tan, YUCK — yes, this is proof there are drawbacks to having HDTV.)
That video is crappy and this is such a non-story..
She’s TWENTY FOUR?? Dear jesus, she looks 40. 40 the hard way. Damn.
also, are we to take that the envelope was a pay off to get him to dump the chick? perhaps that was what was so offensive to the Palins?
I stopped watching after 1.33…it was just to painful….I actually embarrassed FOR her!
LOL the beat by beat analysis made it possible to sit through the whole video.
Ladies and gentlemen of Wasilla, your future mayor!
Ok, a few things:
1. He is one seriously unattractive fellow.
2. Haha, he has his name tattooed on his arm. Tool.
3. I think Brittani and the woman who played her mom are the same age.
4. Why does Brittani’s speaking voice sound like Dina Lohan’s?
5. “Brittani” is a stupid way to spell that name. I get that it’s her parents fault, but come on; you’re 40 years old now Brittani, time to change that shit.
6. What was in the envelope? And why do I care so much?
It was only worth watching to see once again how spot on Kaiser is.
However not unless Sarah paid Levi off to break up with Bristol (whom I believe did the dumping both times) i’m not sure why the palin’s should find this video offensive.
oh wait-bristol broke up with him last time because he’s a famewhore….so what is her stint on Dancing then???
Oooh this chick has a really jacked up face. And I don’t think it was naturally that way, I bet she was pretty before and just met a horrible plastic surgeon. That and she’s been tanning way too much for way too long – you don’t get a wrinkly neck that young without getting some serious, repetitive sun damage.
But then again, she looks cute in the pictures, so maybe her makeup artist from that video shoot just needs to be fired? That is still not her natural nose though, it’s the early 90’s fad nose: the ski slope. I don’t know why she would want that nose now, because it’s what is making her look old. All of the actresses popular in the 90’s have that nose, and it’s what seems dated about her I think.
He should dress up as Frodo for Halloween. I see the resemblance. Thank God the baby doesn’t look like him!!!
Awesome play by play (I was the original viewer of MTV back in 1980–ah, good times).
Levi is a pla-ya. I like this kid. He stands out as the shining Z-star that he is in this political drama that is Sarah Palin. He adds the real to the whole sorid white trash opera.
Nice blogging on this!
Yes, her face is pretty damn busted. And her weave 🙂 But we don’t know anything about this girl. How is she a ho-bag?