Some of you really like Chloe Sevigny. I am not one of you. I find her to be the budget version of Goopy Gwyneth Paltrow. Which is to say, Chloe (and Goop) are nowhere near as awesome as they think they are, but they’re still really funny to listen to. Both strike the sort of snotty, entitled airs that turn people off. And to give both of them credit, both are half-decent actresses, if given the right material. So anyway, these are newish photos of Chloe Sevigny spending her New Year’s in Miami, getting some sun. Since last week was a parade of bikini bodies, here is Chloe’s:
Mean? Eh. She’s not built like Salma Hayek, and she’s not toned like Elisabetta Canalis, but whatever. Chloe doesn’t try to be some sexed-up bombshell (to her credit), so I think she deserves a pass for having a less than “awesome” bikini body. Plus, I think she looks pretty good, in general. Her butt looks really cute when she’s laying down:
Cute, right? And spending New Year’s in Miami is so “hip”. Maybe Chloe is growing on me after all. Eh. Oh, if you want to read Chloe’s 20 Questions in Playboy, go here. She even talks about her regrets at bad-mouthing the Big Love writers a few months ago.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
She should get those moles checked, there are waaay too many it’s like you can play “connect the dots” on her back.
She sounds a bit like Katherine Hiegl re: bad mouthing the writers.
bleugh i don’t like her either. she definitely has that goopy attitude.
My ex is best friends with Jeanne Tripplehorn’s brother, and he says Chloe is actually nice, but I agree that she comes off as goopy. Plus she’s fug.
ditto the mole theory.
love a cheeky boy short…& she is as annoying as gwyneth.
her body is not nearly as bad as i assumed it would be. she actually has a nice ass.
she needs to do something with her hair, though.
She looks good, relaxed and happy. I am not sure why she chose the soccer mom haircut, though. Oh, well.
I saw some other photos of her in this bikini. These are not the most flattering pics, the other pictures of her in this bikini made her look more curvy looking-here she just looks thick. She’s not bad looking- I wouldn’t want her body though. I prefer a body like Kate Bosworth’s(now that is
a killer body)
I don’t see all these moles you guys have mentioned, but I don’t think she has a bad body at all. Plus, girl has got a booty and that’s all ya need..
Great ass. The rest? Meh.
I don’t particularly like her, but she is SO good on Big Love.
I had to google her because the only thing I ever saw her in was “Boys Don’t Cry”. As a movie buff, most of this girl’s movies are unknown failures but apparently she just keeps getting roles. And Anniston’s bankability is questioned? Movie Execs have lost their minds the last 10 years.
I love Nikki Grant, so I can’t help but love Chloe. I have to say, I agreed with her about Season Four. During Season Three, Big Love was the best show on television, and they threw it away. I couldn’t hate Chloe for saying what she did because I felt it was an act of solidarity with the fans.
agree with the other “check the mole” comments. if you are that pale, you definitely need to practice sun safety and visit the dermatologist once a year. some folks are just moley but it’s best to be safe.
Her body isn’t bad. You’re right, her butt is pretty cute. Too bad she can’t fix her face–or her lame attitude…
How do you assume she doesn’t go yearly to get her moles checked just because she has a few on her back? Pale people that don’t pickle their skin orange have moles that show.
My body looks like a damn galaxy and I’ve had over 40 moles removed in many years and I still have a lot but they don’t look suspicious or warrant removal.
who is that bitch?my toothache is so bad i’m not even in the mood of googling her…her body is not bad…
Hey her hair looks just like mine did when I cut it MYSELF last year! Hope she didn’t pay too much for it!!
whoa, Chloe is thick? and Kate Bosworth has an enviable figure? Someone is suffering from visions of body dismorphia… Kate Bosworth is either a moderately functioning junkie, or the most obvious case of an eating disorder that I have ever seen.
ok. So she can into the shop I worked at a few years back and I was like….’who the hell wears THAT with THAT….on top of That????….with that belly?’
And then I recognised. *gobsmacked*
She does have some strange tastes but I think she just is who she is.
Refreshingly normal and friendly, albeit with alarming clothes choices.
Well at least she HAS a butt. I’m so tired of seeing actresses with flat, unsexy and nonexistant butts.
She fills out that bathing suit nicely, she is heathy and doesn’t look like a skeleton like some actresses.
wooh… i always thought she was lovely – she looks healthy here. and those moles… they make her look like a normal person… just like the girl the next door. why do we have to be airbrushed to perfection in real life… why can’t we be allowed to have moles… or pores for that matter…
judgmental much?
I love that “goopy” is now an adjective whose meaning we can all easily identify.
Gwyneth: you will have made a lasting contribution to culture with Goop after all!
never really been a big fan.
Thank god she has a nice body since she’s got a face like a mud fence.
you know what, if i were gay, i would totally do her. again, and again, and again.
I am envious of those of you who look so good in a bikini that you consider THIS a bad bikini body! I think she looks great. I’d trade bodies with her in a heartbeat.
@Lisa Turtle – I couldn’t agree more!
LOLOLOL at the comment saying that Kate Bosworth’s body is enviable! The Boz had a great body when she did Blue Crush until she started starving herself… Chloe looks good- nice body and a great ass!
I wouldn’t trade bodies with her (I like my body), but she has a perfectly nice bikini body.
I’m meh about Chloe but I think she’s got a perfectly nice, normal body with a super cute butt.
She gets roles for being one of the actresses out there that will do explicit sex scenes. You know Goopy would never get raped nor give a blow job on camera.