Kim Kardashian blames her blown up lips on the flu

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Kim Kardashian was photographed out last week with lips that were noticeably puffed up and jutting out quite a bit from her face. Instead of admitting that she’d had something done to her lips, Kim has offered the laughable excuse that she had the flu, which somehow puffed up her lips like that. Then she lamely added that if she actually did get something done, the surgeon must have messed it up since her lower lip was bigger than her top lip.

Reality TV star Kim Kardashian talked to “Extra” about a recent rumor that she had lip enhancement. Yup, we went straight to the mouth that roared.

“That’s not true. Trust me, I’ve tried Botox on the show,” Kardashian confessed to “Extra” at the E! Television Critics Assn. junket. “I’m the first one to talk about anything that I do. It really pisses me off that all of these plastic surgery rumors are always linked to me.”

Kim continued, “I have the flu. I’m puffy and swollen, and I have no make-up on. Why would I just do my bottom lip? My top lip was smaller and my bottom lip was huge and I’m thinking that would be the worst doctor on earth to do one lip and not the other. It’s definitely something that I would never do. I think my lips are big enough to my taste level.”

[From Extra!]

Let’s just suspend disbelief for a moment and assume Kim is telling the truth, and her lips were puffed up from the “flu.” She also claims to have never had a nose job, to not have hadbutt implants, and to have only tried Botox despite the fact that the shape of her face has changed so much in a few years that she looks like a different person. So it’s hard to believe a word that comes out of her blown up mouth. There’s more than just Botox going on with her face.

You can watch Kim try and talk with those lips on ETOnline. She does have a cold but it’s clear that there’s more going on with her lips.

Here’s an earlier comparison I made of Kim with just “Botox”
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Kim and her “flu lips” are shown out on 1/10/11, and 1/7/11. Credit: Fame Pictures

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  1. boo says:

    did the flu make her ass swell too?

  2. Becky R says:

    Wow, I did not know one got swollen lips with th onset of flu. Anyone else sick of the K sisters?????

  3. guesty says:

    lol! she’s the princess of double speak.

  4. Rita says:

    New nose- No doubt.

    Eyes- Sculpted much.

    Lips- Oh, yeah!

    Ass- Too much of a good thing.

  5. brin says:

    Liar liar big lips on fire!

  6. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Guess the flu gave her nose a different shape too.

  7. Bella Bella says:

    Micheal Jackson.

  8. Eleonor says:

    She used to be so cute, I can’t understand: do all this celebrities have mirrors? Don’t they see each others?

  9. Arianna says:

    seriously she must need specially designed pants how does that behemoth ass fit into anything that would fit the rest of her body??

    if the flu puffs up body parts i’m gonna catch one and hope it attacks my breasts

  10. Mia135 says:

    When I had the flu last month my glands and joints were swollen but definitely not my lips!
    I could not get out of bed. I couldn’t eat a thing and could only take liquids which I had to fight not to throw back up. Where did she get the energy to strut about all dolled up running errands?

  11. happygirl says:

    I know my lips swelling to the size of watermelons is the first thing that happens when I get the flu.

  12. LeeLee says:

    She was so much prettier before she paid money to ruin her face.
    I wish she would just admit what she’s had done. It’s insulting that she would think the public believes her bs.

  13. Marjalane says:

    Somewhat off topic, but Kardashian related- I saw an old issue of US mag at the salon yesterday that had a picture of the 3 girls with their then infant brother- like a Christmas card picture- and I couldn’t believe Khloe! She could have passed herself off as Nicole Kidman’s little sister! a blue eyed, curly blond/red haired giant. I think it’s bizarre that she must use contacts and dye her hair to look like the other skanks. er, I mean sisters.

  14. Bopa says:

    She could be telling the truth. Kim is known to blow hot air out of her mouth instead of her nose.

  15. Isa says:

    Could it be herpes??

  16. Roma says:

    This bitch can’t tell the truth to save her life. Plastic surgery, obvious. Doing drugs while she was hanging with Paris, obvious. Though she constantly claims she hasn’t had plastic surgery or does drugs.

    She was pretty once, now her entire family seems like attention seeking whores. Eck.

    Oh, and she has totally had butt implants – have you seen her sex tape?

  17. PrettyTarheel says:

    Her cheeks look like they’ve been planed down, skin looks like it’s been bleached-or perhaps she’s avoiding the sun-facial waxing to the extreme, chin reshaped, nose planed, and I swear she’s had a freakin’ face lift which would account for the change in eye, brow, and forehead.
    This woman is barely older than me. I can’t imagine letting anyone mess with my face.

  18. caramia says:

    Yep the injection FLU right into her big ass lips

  19. Dingles says:

    Princess Jasmine is going to end up looking like Jafar.

  20. Jezi says:

    Everytime I see an old pre-surgery pic of Kim, it makes me sad. She was so gorgeous and ethnic. I don’t understand why she got butt implants, if she did, cause her ass was already big. I am saddened that she took every bit of ethnicity out of her.

  21. Marie says:

    I am thinking dirty penis disease.

  22. kiko says:

    i need to get that flu ASAP 😆

  23. Rita says:

    @marie

    Sincere LOL!!!

  24. nassy says:

    she’s also definitely had laser hair removal on her forehead and hair line, weird!

  25. mymotherraisedmebetter says:

    KK!! Quit your jibber jabber Fool!!

  26. Sunnyjyl says:

    Definitely Michael Jackson in that picture.

  27. Lori says:

    Ok, in her defense (ugh) when I have allergies or a cold, I tend to retain water in my face (mainly because I sleep on my stomach), and I wake up with swollen lips and nose. But it goes away within a couple of hours! She be lying.

  28. anoneemouse says:

    She looked much better before she started messing around with her face…she’s got that “joker” look goin on…

  29. TeeTee says:

    she will never tell the truth about anything, smdh.

  30. MissyA says:

    “I’m puffy and swollen, and I have no make-up on.”
    She and Lindsay Lohan must have the same immune systems – bitch has visible eye shadow on in the second picture!

    Totally looks like an Armenian Michael Jackson Impersonator.

  31. the original bellaluna says:

    I CALL “BOTOX” on that comment! And “bullshit” too, because you and I both know she’s got on some makeup!

    @ Arianna – Too funny!

  32. original kate says:

    i know what kim is saying – i hate when the flu makes my lips swell. i also hate when hayfever make my ass inflate and a hangnail pulls my eyes back.

  33. lexirei says:

    I don’t know why, but all that comes up in my head is Prince in Graffiti Bridge…

  34. Stronzilla says:

    I think the kicker is she says she has no make up on. Has anyone ever seen this woman go anywhere without full battle warpaint? She looks like Baby Huey.

  35. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    @original kate… LMFAO!

  36. Diane says:

    The flu. That’s hysterical. She must be as stupid as she thinks the rest of us are.

  37. lilred says:

    Lol @ Ariana – if the flu puffs up body parts i’m gonna catch one and hope it attacks my breasts.
    Let me know how that works out I just might try that myself.

    Lol@ Original Kate btw I have to clean my monitor now…Pepsi dries quickly.

  38. Lola7 says:

    LOLOLOL @ Brin! Everyone is starting at me now…

  39. crtb says:

    The flu?? never heard that one.

  40. OXA says:

    I blame the size of my ass on strep thorat, my belly on sinus infection and my thighs on an ear infection. What I want to know is where do I get her strain of the flu so I can have better side effects.

  41. heatheradair says:

    and gee, a Birkin for every outfit.

  42. I Choose Me says:

    @original kate. 😀

  43. Lemon Drops says:

    She should have said it on an allergic reaction and that she was headed to the doctor’s. Lemme tell you, allergic reactions will definitely make your lips swell up like that.

  44. MNGIRL76 says:

    Jeez this woman sucks at life!
    Such a fame whore, I could not live with myself! Knowing what I did for fame! Pimping out myself & my family. Please go AWAY!

  45. LT says:

    @LemonDrops – too right! I had an allergic reaction one time and my bottom lip swelled up ridiculously big. Blaming the flu…c’mon Kim.

  46. xxxyyy says:

    hahaha it’s the second best petty excuse i’ve ever heard haha
    This was almost as great as what a german it-girl said on her lip job ‘No i didn’t change anything with my lips, it’s just the new haircolor’ hahahaha sureeeeeeeee…

    http://www.allmystery.de/dateien/uh69358,1294326598,chiara-ohoven.jpg

  47. xxxyyy says:

    ….

  48. jc126 says:

    The difference is astonishing. Can’t wait til she’s 50 and her face is caved in.
    BTW at first glance at the pic, I thought it was Rachel Uchitel.

  49. Lady D says:

    She should get a job as a comedienne. She already has the material.

  50. dahlia47 says:

    Ok you don’t have to explain everything about what’s going on with your face! Geez! She’s so insecure!

  51. Mrs.Rut says:

    What is that line going down her chin? It looks like that line some women have going down from their belly button when they are pregnant! Seriously, anyone know? It’s freaking me out….

  52. Tomas says:

    Kim, just keep your mouth shut because the continual lying about plastic surgery is making you look like a complete idiot a this point.

  53. redlips says:

    She is so full of sh!t! I think she is trying to look like Lil Kim, and if she continues jacking with her face, she will.

  54. bubbles says:

    I thought that first picture was Michael Jackson! Scaaaarrrryyyyyy!

  55. Camille says:

    Yeah, whatever Katface.

  56. GradStudentEatingHotPockets says:

    I had an allergic reaction to mango ice cream (who knew?) and my lips swelled up….but they deft. did not look like Kim’s lips. They looked more like “Ow omg you should take a benadryl or something.”

    But man, I wish I could catch whatever flu Kim has.

  57. Matt says:

    “I’m puffy and swollen, and I have no make-up on.”

    Since when does this idiot ever NOT wear make up? ugh.

  58. Kiska says:

    Liar Liar pants on fire…

  59. Dea says:

    She meant to say “It is from the blow job that I gave recently” but her PR people advised her otherwise. Kim: you had better said nothing. That could have been smarter. Why do you open the doors for more comments against the stupid things you say all the time??

  60. ctkat1 says:

    She was so pretty with her natural face.

    If you google Kim K. 2005, she was such a pretty girl- wore a lot of makeup, obviously, but she had a naturally pretty face. Now she has the “Los Angeles” face- the botoxed, small nosed, big lipped, plasticized skin that all of these women seem to sport.

    It’s a shame- she was pretty.

  61. Ruffian9 says:

    The flu? That’s a new one.

  62. Solveig says:

    I actually had my lips blown up because of an allergy (aspirin), but surely the swelling wasn’t spreading all over every inch of my lips so perfectly. I looked like a brunette Amanda Lepore, ewww.

  63. Dea says:

    Yes, she had flu and she went out for shopping ::)) LOL. Give me a break, Kim.

  64. jess says:

    she’s really plastic no doubt, but i saw the botox episode and she had an allergic reaction to it. maybe she uses juviderm or something else, but she’s definitely not using botox. poor girl had itchy burning eyes

  65. Jon K says:

    I feel sorry for her. It seems like every time she gets dumped, she self-mutilates through surgery And it’s not like she can turn to parents who aren’t too busy pimping her out to give her guidance.

  66. Ashley says:

    I have big lips, ScarJo lips actually, and they never “blow up” when I’m sick. They look noticeably puffier when I wake up in the morning (no idea why) or if I’ve been chewing on them, but they don’t EVER look like a bee stung them.

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