The housekeeper who had Arnold Schwarzenegger’s secret child (update)

Mildred Baena with the boy thought to be Schwarzenegger’s son via MySpace

It didn’t take long for the sleuths at Radar Online and Star Magazine to find the woman who had the secret child that Arnold Schwarzenegger just admitted fathering. As we heard yesterday, Arnold copped to having a child out of wedlock “a decade ago,” with a member of his household staff who just retired after 20 years. He didn’t see fit to inform his wife Maria of this fact until after he’d vacated the California Governor’s office in January.


What’s more is that he only gave Maria a head’s up right before his announcement was about to be made. Radar also has the news that Maria found out while she was at dinner with Oprah Winfrey celebrating the last taping of Oprah’s show. It looks like the LA Times was about to go to press with the story and Arnold decided to own up to the child rather than try and deny the scandal. (That’s just me speculating though.)


Radar names the woman as Mildred Baena. Her son is 14, not ten-something as Arnold’s statement would have you assume, and she’s 50 years old. The Daily Mail uncovered her old MySpace account (where she shaves 3 years off her age) with photos of her and the child.

Apparently the woman didn’t tell Schwarzenegger that he was the father until the boy was a toddler. He supposedly “treated her well” and she made $1,200 a week, which seems pretty high for a housekeeper. What’s more is that Baena was pregnant with Schwarzenegger’s baby at the same time that Maria Shriver was pregnant with her last son with Arnold. This is some made for TV movie plot.

Yesterday Shriver issued a statement about this, saying “This is a painful and heartbreaking time. As a mother, my concern is for the children. I ask for compassion, respect and privacy as my children and I try to rebuild our lives and heal. I will have no further comment.”

Two of her four children with Arnold have addressed the scandal via Twitter. Patrick Schwarzenegger, 17, quoted some lyrics and wrote “Some days you feel like s––, some days you want to quit and just be normal for a bit,” he wrote, “yet i love my family till death do us apart.” [sic] Katherine, 21, wrote “This is definitely not easy but I appreciate your love and support as i begin to heal and move forward in life.I will always love my family.”

Oh and there were rumors that Arnold had yet another out of wedlock love child with a mistress, but she claims that a DNA test proves that Arnold isn’t the father of her son. I would bet he has some more kids floating out there somewhere though.


Update: Arnold’s scandal takes the cover of People magazine, and Maria may have talked to them off the record. They have some vague quotes that sound like they’re coming from her camp, like “The magnitude of this betrayal knows no bounds. She had no idea,” and “No matter what, she will take the high road. That’s her style and that’s her family’s style. That’s just who she is.” Poor widdle Arnie wants her back though. Don’t they always when they don’t have another warm bed to roll into?




Two photos below are from April and credit Other photos via MySpace

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  1. TT says:

    Let me be the first to say it – Octomom senior. Those lips, that face, that chest. Urgh.

    The pair of them are icky. Just imagining the bumping of their uglies makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

  2. margaritachum says:

    what a sexy couple…

    it’s just like a car crash. o.O

  3. Rio says:

    JESUS, does he even need a paternity test? Look at that jaw and mouth! That kid is SO CLEARLY his!

  4. Quest says:

    OMG….just …OMFG. I am so lost for words on this story. Ewwwww, why put your wife through this kinda public drama

  5. LeeLee says:

    Wow! He is definitely Arnold’s son!

  6. MourningTheDeathofMusic says:

    Unless this woman and Arnold confirm this, it’s really tactless and could be very damaging to automatically assume this is the woman and her child (in the photo) are the ones Arnold spoke of.

    Bad form all the way around, especially those who choose to jump to instantly insult this woman on her physical appearance.

    Judgemental bastards.

  7. Hautie says:

    Good grief.

    Of course there are pictures. *rolls eyes*

    Seriously, this would be my worst nightmare coming true.

    A husband with a wandering penis and a random female with his child. Adding in the fact the female was a employee in my home. Just makes it a brutal reality.

    He would be lucky to survive, if I ever got into the same room with him.

    And I don’t doubt that Maria had no idea about any of it. Plus having to hear from her husband over a phone call while she is out of town.

    Again… if this happen to me. It would never ever be safe for him to be in the same room with me again.


    I am simply not the forgiving type.

  8. mln76 says:

    According to Gawker there were retracted stories in the National Enquirer about another love child as far back as 2003. I think this is about to get even messier.

  9. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Hmmmmmmm I see two huge reasons why Arnold went for this woman. Woah.

    Anyway, I don’t really think the identity of the child should be revealed and his picture should be splashed everywhere. Poor kid, 14 years old and just becoming a teenager and having this whole thing drop into your lap. I feel bad for all the kids and Maria. What a dog Schwarzenegger is.

  10. You don't say says:

    I also don’t think this woman and her son should be splashed across the internet without actual proof (the Daily Mail is not always the most reliable source), besides the fact that the boy looks like Arnold.

    However, the news this morning made this even messier as they now say the child is the same age (14) as the son he has with Maria. Creepy, tacky and just horrid for the entire family, the other kid included. All of this was done under the same roof. Gross.

  11. mel says:

    What a soap opera!!! I cant believe how fast this is unfolding. It was reported on our local radio station that Patrick changed his name to Shriver. I really do feel bad for the kids.

  12. Ruby says:

    A wise man once said “Every hole is a goal!”. Come to think of it that wasn’t a wise man it was Tiger Woods.

  13. courtney says:

    stupid he bought of the maid so she wouldn’t squeel to the press that’s hollywood love child 101. the longest Marriage in the kennedy Family was Maria’s parents Eunice Kennedy & Sargent Shriver 56 years 2 months & 22 days the next longest was Joseph & Rose Kennedy married 55 years 1 month & 1 week October 7th 1914 to November 14th 1969

  14. Lantana says:

    @TT LOL totally agree! And I agree with Rio, the boy does look like Arnold. I can’t believe he made it so many years without anyone finding out. Either that woman was totally under his spell or else she was paid very, very well.

  15. brin says:

    Totally disgusting. I feel like I have to take a shower everytime I see something about this.

  16. Jem says:

    Hey CB,

    The kid is underage – he’s only 14. I know the pictures can be found at other sites but, just out of respect, I think you should remove them.

    Ah-nold is still a pig, though.

  17. guesty says:

    Just…….well…….that kid is a spitting image of Arnold. That woman is too fug for words.

  18. Adnovitam says:

    Joseph Kennedy had tons of lovers – including Gloria Swanson – so let’s not wax lyrical about the duration of the marriages in the Kennedy clan.

  19. TXCinderella says:

    I’m surprised that this didn’t come out sooner. Surely someone else noticed he looks just like Arnold.

  20. Anaya says:

    Cute kid. I didn’t know that he’s 14. That really makes this so much more gross because Maria and Arnold’s youngest son is 13 going on 14 years old meaning that Maria and Mildred were impregnated around the same time. Or at least pregnant at the same time. I feel bad for all of the children involved. I hope they can get through this. I think they will but boy this has got to be difficult for them.

  21. fabgrrl says:

    This morning, my husband suggested that Arnold’s next job should be Managing Director of the International Monetary Fund, since he is almost as sleazy as DSK.

  22. Anaya says:

    @10 Sorry I hadn’t read your entire comment. Didn’t mean to repeat some of what you’d said. You’re right. It is gross.

  23. Darla says:

    What is it with guys picking mistresses that are way uglier than their wives or GF/s? Tiger Woods? Jude Law? Bill Clinton? No wthis? Any thoughts? I mean, I know looks aren’t everything but my God….

    PS I forgot Jesse James

  24. GossipFriend says:

    CB & Kaiser

    Your website and Laineygossip are the only ones I read on a regular basis. I think you ladies rock!

    But I will admit, I am little disappointed you guys decided not to blur the child’s face out. Even the trashy ones like Radar Onlie and TMZ blurred the kids face out.

    Feel badly for the family(well except Arnold) all around, but especially the children who don’t deserve any of this.

  25. lambchops says:

    All politicians are disgusting. Such hypocrites.

  26. tapioca says:

    No one else going to look at the 3rd pic down and make a Terminator joke?

    Anyway, Bad Arnie!

  27. Happymom says:

    God-it’s bad enough that he slept with anything that moved (as evidenced by these photos) but in your own home with someone you trusted and presumably helped you raise your kids-ugh. And to have a child and not tell you!? Wow. This is such a sordid mess.

  28. Justaposter says:

    Darla they always downgrade.

  29. fabgrrl says:

    @Darla – in Arnold’s case (and probably in Clinton’s as well) it seems like a matter of convenience. This woman was right there, in his house, every day. More of an easy opportunity he wouldn’t pass up, than a sexy mistress. I don’t even think “mistress” should apply here, since a mistress is usually provided for financially, not made to clean someone else’s toilets.

  30. Geekylove says:

    To be honest, i’m kinda feeling sorry for everyone included in this story, except arnie:
    Why show the picture of the kid? Kid is in no way responsible for his parents actions or the way he he was concieved.
    And imagine this: woman in arnie’s house, working for him, and bam!-pregnant With him. I wouldn’t say it was sexual harrassment, but i wouldn’t put my hand in flames that there wasn’t some kind of blackmail (from his side) involved.
    I Just don’t want to judge, esp. If she wasn’t the one that sile the news. But He, he’s a bastard of a j. James kind.

  31. ladybert62 says:

    That kid looks just like bad-boy arnie – no DNA test needed there!

  32. Rita says:

    Assuming that Maria believed her marriage was one of fidelity with the normal ups and downs all marriages experience, this must be truly devestating for her because of 14 years of lies and deceipt. It means her faith in the first 11 years is lost as well. Imagine looking back on 25 years of commitment and realizing that it was all a lie. The human race is becoming more animalistic everyday.

  33. Pamela says:

    “What is it with guys picking mistresses that are way uglier than their wives or GF/s? ”

    Most of the time cheaters cheat because they are dickheads that don’t care about staying true to their marriage/commmitted relationship. It’s ego. (“I can do whatever I want”) It almost never is about a hotter person “luring away” an otherwise faithful person. They do it for the thrill, for the shadiness. And sure, someone like Tiger Woods/Arnold–has money and prestige and probably has no shortage of “hotties” throwing themselves at them. And I am sure we will see more unfold with Arnold and will soon find there were 50 women, and some will likely look like super models. But generally, cheating is NOT about someone “hotter” coming along. It is about the cheater having a deficiency of decency.

  34. Lucy says:

    I do not approve his actions and this lady is the complete opposite of Arnold’s ex. Maybe he was tired of boning skeletor?

  35. snappyfish says:

    Seriously? This is the woman he cheated with? Now I am the first to acknowledge that just because a woman is lovely and accomplished that doesn’t make her a great wife. (Princess Diana & Christie Brinkley both come to mind).

    But if you no longer want to be with your wife, then leave. Don’t do the betrayal of cheating and certainly NOT with a member of your household staff.

    I feel horrible for Maria and her children. What a douchebag this man has proven himself to be. Good for Maria for leaving him.

    I do want to know if we will be seeing her on Oprah before the season is over.

  36. P.J. says:

    If you’re a sex addict, the looks of the other woman don’t really matter (remember Monica Lewinsky). They will eff anything. It’s a psychological compulsion.

    I wonder if Arnold’s life will be destroyed, like Tiger Woods? Looks that way.

  37. teehee says:

    I know, I’m the ten thousandth who will say this— btu that kid looks like him. I suppose she had to never let the kid in the house or else Maria would have seen the resemblance :/

  38. Celebitchy says:

    I’m sorry for not blurring the kid’s face out and will do it right away!

  39. Sue says:

    I am surprised that you showed a picture of the child. Radar, TMZ and other sites are not as they believe that this child should have some privacy. I agree with them.

  40. Jezi says:

    My mother always said if you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all ;)

  41. ViktoryGin says:

    @ Darla,

    I think that that the reason some men’s mistresses tend to be uglier is because it’s less challenging to the ego. You see that Jesse James ended up finding his level, because he never felt like he matched up.

    @ MourningtheDeath…

    You’re on a lascivious gossip site (that by virtue of the content, btw, is not nearly as objectionable as most). It’s always going to skate the line of moral rectitude, so if you are expecting ethical gestures you’re really in the wrong place. It’s a bit like going to a burger joint and then getting pissed off that they won’t make you filet mignon.

  42. poodlemom says:

    Wow…the mistress/housekeeper got $1200 a week AND child support? No wonder Maria high-tailed outta there so fast! Arnold should be neutered!

  43. MeriJaan says:

    Cute kid, too bad his parents are ho bags.

  44. SolitaryAngel says:

    “It is about the cheater having a deficiency of decency. ”

    @Pamela: Beautifully eloquent way to describe the situation. That’s *exactly* what it is.

    Arnold is a disgusting piece of shit, I feel sorry for those kids and Maria, and I’m really glad to see you guys have blurred out the poor kid’s face. No doubt he is staying home from school right now because of this, let’s not make it worse on him. He’s the innocent one in this!

  45. poodlemom says:

    Oh…glad that I got a chance to see the child’s face before you blurred it out. As Maury Povich would say…”Arnold…you ARE the father!!!”

  46. Abby says:

    I feel really bad for the kid.

  47. DGO says:

    I feel sorry for the kid. It’s not his fault who his parents are.

    That said, isn’t it ironic that Arnold did it with a woman who resembles a large, sturdy refrigerator? Rumour was he used to hound Maria about her weight and wanted her uber-thin. Then who does he turn around and sleep with? Tubby the Tugboat.

  48. Jeanette says:

    Surely she just stuck those two funbags in his face and was mesmerized and later came to his senses…WHAT IS UP WITH THE FUGNESS?? I mean come on he is/was AHHNOLD and he cant do better than THAT CRAP OMG???

  49. mln76 says:

    I doubt this was the first time Maria caught him since there have been very public accounts of his sexual harassment etc. I think Maria as a Kennedy woman would accept or look the other way but this goes beyond the regular betrayal. Imagine having the other woman playing with your kids every day and bringing in the love child right under your nose ewww.

    EDIT: I doubt he is currently sleeping with her…She looks like she could have been hot 15 years ago? maybe?

  50. irena NL says:


    hypocrisy cuz nothing but bad falls from lips abt. leann rimes

    on topic…what an embarrassment. so the world’s icon’s/idols are falling one by one

  51. N.D. says:

    Guys, they had an affair some 15 years ago, you can’t judge her past looks by these pictures.

  52. Eve says:

    Is she a latina? I thought he didn’t like latinos…I remember reading a quote from him — back when a law that restricted rights for illegal immigrants (like, children of illegal immigrants, even though they were born in the US hadn’t the right to go to school or something, I’m not sure). Apparently, he agreed with this new law and said something like “We don’t want more latinos in the US”. If I’m correct, then oh, the irony!

  53. haribo says:

    i’m sure arnie didn’t put a gun to her head. often the cheatee does it for the ego boost and thinks they are then as desirable and on the same level as the often better looking/more successful wife/partner.

  54. NoFrank says:

    Well, at least she can’t go the way of Tiger and Jesse’s mistresses and try to excuse herself by saying “I thought they were separated! I didn’t know they were still married!” If she was pregnant in the same house with Maria pregnant at the same time, she knew, all right.

    I feel bad for Maria, I feel bad for Maria’s kids, and I feel bad for this boy. I do not feel bad for the woman or Arnold. They buttered their bread, they can lay in it now.

  55. sunseeker says:

    I just hope her son does not read these comments about his mother and her looks, Poor boy has enought to deal with. Why do people always comment on looks rather than behaviour.

  56. Stephie says:

    Shame on you Arnold.

  57. Mizz Tickles says:

    I guess you could call this True lies.

  58. duh says:

    I bet she was hotter 15 years ago. She’s a Latina. She got fatter after the kid, like most women do. She still has the sparkles in her eyes though. She’s 50 something so why are you surprised that she has a few lines on her face? That’s how an average 50 year old looks like! We are not talking about Hollywood’s rich and pampered botox wife! It’s called aging. For the record, Maria looks awful, much worse than she looked about 20 years ago. She’s not beautiful anymore. Just look at her bony face. I’m really surprised with all the money she has!

  59. Dorothy says:

    Dear Celebitchy Buddies,

    Check out this woman’s house here; and what tmz has to say here: It’s definitely the baby mama and the child’s face is even shown. The article states that she went after him and told some friends of her conquest and when they would get together. Damyummm! I don’t believe anyone is being tactless about splashing her pics all over the place, it seems she is giving the tabs some help. She will milk this thing for all its worth, trust me. That boy looks just like Ahnold in the younger years, like he spit him out!!! :-(

    I praise Maria for holding her head up high and keeping it moving. She grew up in an era where women stood by their men despite the dirt their men may have thrown (it’s still done today but not like they use to). Now that she knows better, she is aiming to do much better and continue to take the high road as an example to her kids. Two of the kids took their moms maiden name on twitter also and I find that great.

    I believe if that housekeeper could,she would try to get with him again since she didn’t give a damn about Maria and her family. SMH! What A$$ES!!

  60. Eve says:

    I couldn’t find the article about the law I mentioned but I found this:

    What a wonderful human being he is…

  61. really says:

    she must give good head, and not talk tooooo much!

  62. RHONYC says:

    there. really. are. no. words. :-(

  63. Dorothy says:

    “The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.”
    Arnold Schwarzenegger

    “I don’t understand how they can call me anti-Latino, when I’ve made four movies in Mexico.”
    Arnold Schwarzenegger


  64. lola says:

    “That’s her style and that’s her family’s style?????”

    WHITEY PLEASE. This sort of thing is in her legacy.

    Personally i believe the real betrayal here is he didn’t fess up to it until now, not that it happened. I believe a Kennedy would roll with the punches in this type of situation, and if he’d been honest she could have likely forgiven him.

    Now, not so much. Not telling, bad move.

  65. Lukie says:

    Ok. I am totally NOT condoning what he did but:

    1. Why is she a down grade in the looks department? B/c she’s chunky? So, when the bulk of you on this site talk about how beautiful the thicky ladies are, it’s utter bs? I’m built just like this woman so I’m sorry, but I am completely insulted by your superficial reason as to why she is a “down grade”.

    2. Was I seriously the only person that realized he married Maria Shriver for what she represented? She was never his physical type. I’m not saying he didn’t love her, but Ahnold is clearly the type of man that sees women as either “wife material” or “sluts at his disposal”. Read up on him. The man has always been a pig.

    3. She’s a Kennedy. Those women clearly know how to sniff out powerful pigs. They are also bred to tolerate it. Bet if this never got out, she would have stayed w/his dirt bag ass.

    My sympathy are for the children involved. What a F-ed up thing to publicly go through.

  66. Hanh says:

    This was years ago. We don’t know how she looked like 14 years ago. She could have been quite pretty. I can see it in her face in the first picture how 14 years ago she would be pretty. He may be an asshole for cheating on his wife, but at least he’s not a deadbeat dad and took care of his kid financially if not emotionally. That kid is going to be so screwed up.

  67. Ameeka says:

    He slept with his own housekeeper who plays with his children and talks to his wife daily, he got her pregnant at the same time as his own wife, the ‘mistress’ passed the kid off as her husband’s. Gross and tacky. Very tacky. I just can’t see Arnold the same way again.

  68. John Wayne Lives says:

    Wow, this is really sad. Poor Maria :( and after all the bs she has walked through with him. How can someone live with a lie like that year after year? I don’t get it.

  69. Crash2GO2 says:

    Poor kids.

  70. ladybert62 says:

    There is more to this story than is being told – the latest according to the SF newspaper is that the housekeeper did not “retire” in January – Arnie fired her (reason not stated) and that it was after the firing that the info started to become public and it was after the info started to get out that Arnie told his version of it to Maria!

    I want to know more as I think blackmail might have been involved or threatened.

    Quite a story all in all.

  71. Jezi says:

    @irena NL good god you’re a crazy person. Stalk much?

  72. skinanny says:

    When Maria saw this child, did she not see a resemblance to her skanky husband? He looks like a “mini me”. How about how this affects all the children? That guy is concerned about one thing…other than driving is Bentley around town. Gotta go take a shower…..

  73. JuJuBee says:

    This is just sad all around. Hopefully this ends his political career. I doubt Hollywood would shun him, but at least this will always derail any political ambitions he may have. I think the maid is lying about her age. TMZ has pics of her when she was pregnant with this boy and there is no way in hell that woman is 36ish in those pics. I wish more people had believed all those stories about him before. This behavior is classic Arnold and I have a feeling this is only the tip of the iceberg.

  74. TG says:

    @LOVE ANGELINA – I saw that too. At first I was like she is as ugly as sin what would he see in her and then I looked further at the picture and knew exactly why he picked her.

  75. Ellie says:

    Haha! Wow that cleaning lady sure looks like she’s living high on the hog and Happy, Huh? WOW!

  76. Wendy City says:

    How horrible are the housekeeper n arnie? What kind of woman could sleep with a married man and look his wife in the face for 20 years?! WTH! How heartless and cold is she to go to work for this woman and smile in her face and talk to her children and then turn around and sleep with her husband in Maria’s house?
    We all know Arnold is slime and a disgusting piece of a man that deserves to lose what he has for the humilitation and embarrassment he has put his wife and children through, but this woman is just beyond sickening.

  77. CJ says:

    dont understand this she looks nasty!!

  78. Catherine says:

    So sorry for Maria. My heart goes out to her and her children. His arrogance just lost him his family.

  79. Cheyenne says:

    CB thanks for blurring out the kid’s face. He shouldn’t have to share the humiliation because his parents are a pair of dirtbags.

  80. Amy says:

    Yeah honestly the only one I feel bad for really in all this is the kid. He didn’t ask for any of this. I know Maria is angry right now but hopefully it’s not directed at the kid. The boy does have four older half-siblings; it would be mean to deny him the opportunity to get to know them (if the kid wanted to).

  81. robietar says:

    eeewwwww…. when arnold gets his horndog on I guess anything goes.

  82. Dany says:

    Thanks, Eve. Here are some gross quotes Arnie made through the years – and it makes me sick.

    “Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It’s great. I feel like I’m coming all day.”

    “I can look at a chick who’s a little out of shape and if she turns me on, I won’t hesitate to date her. If she’s a good f**k she can weigh 150 pounds, I don’t care.”
    Arnold Schwarzenegger in a 1977 interview with Oui magazine

    “Whatever I thought might hold me back, I avoided. I crossed girls off my list, except as tools for my sexual needs.”
    Arnold Schwarzenegger

    “If I see a girl with big tits, I’m going to stare and stare. And I’m going to think in my mind what I am going to do with her if I would have her.”
    Arnold Schwarzenegger

    “Obviously, I’ve made statements that were ludicrous and crazy and outrageous and all those things, because that’s the way I always was.”
    Arnold Schwarzenegger

    Oh gimme a bucket please.

  83. sapphire says:

    My sympathies are for Maria and the kids. I don’t know her, but I would seriously consider doing a cardioectomy on him with a rusty butter knife and no anesthesia.

    New nominee for douchebag of the year. Formerly, Jesse James

  84. Slim27 says:

    Why the hell are men dogs? Why? not a single one of them can keep it in their pants. Forever thinking with their genitals. To all the women here, watch out babes, your hubby is def screwing someone else.

  85. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Darla – When one of my very dear friends (who was also friends with my ex at one time) asked my ex why he cheated with HER (a short, fat, pock-marked puppy-chow princess) do you know what he told her? He said (and I quote) “She may be ugly, but at least she’ll never leave me.”

    Cheaters choose a woman who will make them feel bigger, stronger, and better about themselves. I’ve dubbed it “matching self-esteem.”

  86. deb says:

    um. i’m betting the arnold paid for “the helps” lips, cheek implants and boob job.

  87. Anoni Mus says:

    Gad what a tawdry, awful situation. I feel really sorry about the family, especially the poor kid who will have to live with this stigma his whole life.

    I hope Hollywood shuts its door to this man. Arnold seems to be the man that runs on ego, so everyone shunning him might be really a good thing right now.

  88. Sandaris says:

    If I were his wife I would be very angry. Not because the had sex with another woman while married to me, not because he didn’t use condoms, not because he lied to me during 10 years but because he stocked his penis into this uggly UGGLY dirty low class vagina!!!!!!!

  89. Amelia says:

    That is the other woman!!!! C’mon Schwarzy, if you are going to cheat wouldn’t you go for a prettier prize?

  90. Oh the Humanity says:

    WHY are the mistresses Usually BOOTY-looking?? Holy Hot Mess! she’s not a looker! Dude- he ruined everything for uh uh well you know…

  91. Pandora says:

    The child’s face can be seen here:

    He looks like his dad but more morenito.

  92. kazoo says:

    @ruby, lmao! tiger is damn lucky he didn’t have this situation, considering he refused to wear condoms.

    this woman must have amazing…skills. because there can’t be anything else there.

  93. KatieM says:

    The true victim in this story is the young man that Arnold fathered with this woman. No doubt he will be the butt of a lot of jokes at school, and have to hear a lot of terrible things about his mom.

  94. Cheyenne says:

    LOVE ANGELINA: Hmmmmmmm I see two huge reasons why Arnold went for this woman. Woah.

    Are you kidding? He probably paid for the bitch’s implants.

  95. v says:

    Well, I guess it was not for her looks because she is unfortunate looking. Must be her “extra ” job responsibilities…lol

  96. Kim says:

    She is one ugly lady with hideous surgery! Arnold was married and she knew this so she is just as trashy and to blame as he is.

  97. kira says:

    WHY couldn’t have this COME OUT before Arnold completely terminated my home state? Ugh. When he was running for governor, there were rumors of indiscretion, which the Arnold’s PR team brushed off as groupies looking for their 15 minutes of fame. And our state bought it, and Arnold was in. Now, look at us–knee deep in shit. Oh well, at least we can console ourselves with Sonoma county wines and views of San Fran.

    I feel sorry for Maria, too. Imagine ALL that going on in YOUR house? And that poor kid. Ugh. Sadness. :-(

  98. Lady D says:

    “there. really. are. no. words.

  99. Snicker says:


  100. the original bellaluna says:

    The children (and Maria) are the victims. ALL the children. Not only are the children victims, they are ALL old enough to read about this mess. It’s shameful.

  101. El says:

    Ah, the Sperminator, a sequel.

  102. piedlourde says:

    My reaction to seeing photos of Ahnuld’s mistress is similar to Kevin McCallister’s reaction to Buzz’ girlfriend.

    I might just be a judgmental, shallow bitch.

  103. ViktoryGin says:

    @ Eve,

    F*cking and legislation are TWO very different things. Refer to various politicians -white men- who in centuries past barred legal interracial unions (particualarly between white women and black men) but who kept black mistresses.

    Look up Strom Thurmond.

  104. Eve says:

    @ ViktoryGin:

    I fail to see where I stated “f*cking and legislation” were the same thing. I intended to be sarcastic in my comment because it’s very ironic that a man who once said he didn’t want “more latinos in the US”, whether they were legal or illegal (because he clearly didn’t mind the blue-eyed immigrants from Northern Europe like himself coming there), is now in the middle of a scandal that involves an illegitimate child with a…latina.

    It’s ironic because it clearly shows his hypocrisy. On one side he defends more restrictive laws agaisnt Latin American immigrants, while on the other side he’s f*cking a latina on the down-low.

    I don’t feel sorry for anyone but the kid — he’s going to suffer (if he isn’t suffering already) in the future with jokes and criticism he does not deserve.

    As for people like Schwarzenegger, especially the ultra conservative politicians…sorry, I somewhat enjoy watching this type of trainwreck situation: when self-absorbed, self-righteous pricks are caught doing what they’ve been condemning in the first place. Call me a cynic with a really perverted sense of humor, but I can’t lie and say that it isn’t amusing to see things like that happening. Tell me: didn’t you giggle a single time when Eddie Murphy was caught by the police with a tranny in his car? And then he said he was “just giving him a ride”? The same Eddie Murphy who used to tell really harsh homophobic jokes during his stand-up concerts? Come on…it is amusing.

    P.S.: I live in Brazil — a racist country with one of the most brutal examples of slavery in the history of mankind in its past (yes, there is racism in Brazil — cowardly disguised with this mask of “perfect interaction among its citizens” that many people here try to show). I’m fully aware of what politicians have been doing throughout our history regarding black people (and native Brazilians, for that matter). I could tell you about the plantations and landlords during the second main economic era here (the sugarcane one) — they had slaves working the fields, male or female but the most beautiful black women were sent to the property’s main house (to be their mistresses). But I’m sure there must have been something similar in the American history, so you probably already know that.

  105. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Eve – Word to your P.S. You know we know all about the “house slaves vs. field slaves” here in America. No matter how hard they try to gloss over that sh!t in history classes. :)

  106. Eve says:

    Thanks, Original Bellaluna. I think I’ve said enough about Schwarzenegger’s shenanigans. But I have the feeling this is going to get much uglier in the near future.

    P.S.: Just try to show some love for the short-asses of the world like myself — I read your comment (# 85). I didn’t take it personally and I understood you’re talking about proportions (height versus weight) but still, I was all “Awwww…” when I spot the word “short” among that woman’s negative characteristics. It’s already bad enough not being able to reach the top shelves (I always need a stool) *sniff*.

  107. gg says:

    This cameltoed hag is NOT 50. More like 65.

  108. Apin says:

    what is this mr.arnold??

  109. Noble says:

    Wao.A sharp contrast to his wife in looks.Is that why he took on this house keeping lady?HMMMMMMM.
    Another thing,why do many easily rush out of marriage?