Linnocent: “Alcohol is not in my house, so it’s just not a part of my life”


Linnocent isn’t content to just throw her cracked-out roof parties while under house arrest, nor is she content to simply make thousands of dollars by filming budget commercials for auction sites. No, Linnocent has to do press, from the comfort of her home. Linnocent gave an exclusive interview to Life & Style (they probably paid her, honestly) in this week’s issue. The photo, above, is courtesy of Life & Style – look at Linnocent’s crack lair! She has a huge photo of herself on the wall, of course. And let me just say – the crack delusions are heavy in this one. She begins by whining about her house arrest and how tough it is not being able to “go out to dinner” (re: doing crack at various clubs, and trying to work her way into associations with anyone famous, even if it means starting a fight). She whines about not being able to go to her brother’s birthday party, all because of her dumb house arrest!!! BOOHOO!!! But the best part is when she claims that she’s been clean and sober this whole house arrest. If that were true, she would have already gnawed off her leg (the one with the ankle monitor) to go to the Marmont:

Lindsay sits down exclusively with Life & Style for her first interview since being sentenced to house arrest

On June 18, Lindsay Lohan invited Life & Style inside her $2.25 million 3,000-square-foot pad in Venice Beach, Calif., to reveal what it’s like to be locked up in her own home.

“I’m a very social person, and I like being outside, especially in Venice Beach. I’d like to get out more — just going out and having dinner,” Lindsay says in the new issue of Life & Style — on newsstands now — about being confined to her three-bedroom, four-bathroom triplex. “I was really upset not being able to go to my little brother’s birthday party. He just turned 16. That bummed me out.”

Lindsay was forced to give up her fancy dinners, partying and shopping sprees when a judge sentenced her to house arrest in May, but the star still gets to have frequent visits from friends and family.

“I’ve been having a lot of work-related meetings. Sometimes my friends come over. And I get to see my sister, Ali, which is nice,” Lindsay says. Although, she insists, there is no booze, no matter what.

“When my friends come over, they’re not drinking,” she notes. “Alcohol is not in my house, so it’s just not a part of my life.” But when Lindsay is released on June 29, it won’t necessarily mean the end of nightclubs for her. “I don’t think you should ever say never,” she explains.

The 24-year-old actress has her fair share of critics who believe this is not a real punishment and that she may never recover, but she’s ready to prove them wrong: “I’ve grown up — and I’m willing to do what I have to do to prove that.”

And she plans to start out on the right track. “This may come as a shock, but I mean it: I want to start my community service. I want to finish that so I can work in August and September,” Lindsay tells Life & Style.

Most important, she says, she loves acting and hopes that someday she can be taken seriously again. “You go through experiences. I do understand that I need to gain some of the respect back, but I’m willing to work hard for that. I understand the situations I’ve put myself in, and I don’t want to go back to that.”

[From Life & Style]

“I don’t think you should ever say never…” Meaning: “I’ll be doing blow at Teddy’s one hour after my house arrest ends.” POOR LINNOCENT. We’ve gone far too long without her crack delusions. Perhaps Mother Crackhead will gift us with an interview soon as well. It would be like Crack Christmas.



Photos courtesy of Life & Style, Fame and Pacific Coast News.

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  1. anoneemouse says:

    Yes, pathological liar – we believe you. We sure do. Uh huh. Yep.

  2. bunny says:

    Lol look at the glass of milk next to her in the first picture. Her body probably rejects milk or anything remotely healthy.

  3. Sandra says:

    How narcissic she is with the paint behind her.
    Please enough of her it’s not even funny anymore!

  4. OhMyMy says:

    Except there were photos of her serving beer and wine at her cracked out roof party.

    YOU’RE A LIAR!!!!!

    She’s in fizzle mode big time and her career is circling the bowl. How much longer do we have to endure crap interviews like this that glorify this career carcass criminal that should be spending time behind bars?

  5. Faye says:

    I’m definitely going to get a larger than life size portrait of myself now, and when people are like, why do you have a giant portrait of yourself? I’ll just be like, what do you mean? You don’t?

  6. heylee says:

    “I was really upset not being able to go to my little brother’s birthday party. He just turned 16. That bummed me out.”

    Listen, I will just come out and say this. I have been in recovery for over two years and this is not a sentiment that I would expect out of a “grateful recovering addict” who has hit rock bottom and is just thankful to be alive and sober.

    She should feel thankful that she is sober and actually able to participate in the lives of her family members and be present and consistent and recognize that she has the rest of her life to attend birthday parties. Give me a break.

    She will do drugs and drink again if she stays in this frame of mind. She is not humble, she is not grateful, she is not speaking like a sober person.

  7. brin says:

    Maybe alcohol isn’t in her house (probably stashed in her car) but I bet her crack supply is.

  8. Rhiley says:

    @bunny: good observation about the milk. I thought it was the vase of blow that she snorts to curb her cravings for vodka and redbull.

  9. jacq says:

    There’s no way that’s a glass of milk. With ice in it? White Russian, anyone?!

  10. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Hahahaha! Oh that is the funniest fairy tale I have ever read, Linnocent’s new calling should be a fantasy writer/storyteller!

    Hahahaha! Oh my, “work related meetings” you mean all the people coming over to discuss how much you’ll shag them for!? “no alcohol” ….WTF, one thing I’ll say for Linnocent, is girl has an imagination!

    And hows about Linnocent, if you hadn’t flunked the law then you wouldn’t be on house arrest…dumb biatch…and luckily you are a ‘has been’ otherwise you’d be in proper crackie jail…

  11. Ken says:

    I’m sur that the “milk” next to her is a cocaine cocktail

  12. imabrat says:

    She must have giant portraits of herself all over her love shack. In that stupid Beezid promo she did, there was a different jumbo portrait of herself in the background. How utterly Lohan.
    BTW, yeah right Lohan. We see now that you’re ready for Lifetime TV.

  13. mary jones says:

    Doesn’t she have like 400 hours of community service? And she’s done like what 2? No way will she be done by August. August 2020 maybe.

  14. MarenGermany says:

    “This may come as a shock, but I mean it: I want to start my community service.”

    How grateful of you to condsider this an option.

    This whole interview just made my day.

  15. Hmmm says:

    @bunny #2

    More likely the milk rejects her.

    Is anyone finding her boring these days? It’s always just the same old, same old (pack of lies).

  16. Julbug says:

    I have that same bookcase, it’s from Target!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHA X 100

  17. Anonymous says:

    First off, others have already touched on the “milk” and giant portrait, so nuff said on that. Who sits at home, on the couch with a coat on?

    “On June 18, Lindsay Lohan invited Life & Style inside her $2.25 million 3,000-square-foot pad in Venice Beach, Calif.”

    ***Uh, thats not HER pad, its RENTED.

    “I’m a very social person, and I like being outside, especially in Venice Beach. I’d like to get out more — just going out and having dinner.”

    ***Translation, I’m a famewhore, I need constant attention. If I’m not pretending to have dinner, I can’t call the paps and get in the rag mags. Can’t payoff the local bodega and my dealer.

    “I was really upset not being able to go to my little brother’s birthday party. He just turned 16. That bummed me out.”

    ***Yeah, just like attending your other brothers graduation from college and going to her Uncles funeral when the twit was bound for Cannes last year. Judge Marsha asked when she bothered to return to court from Cannes, ‘Did she attend the funeral’, Shawn Chapman Holley hilariously answered, ‘NO’

    “I’ve been having a lot of work-related meetings”.

    ***Reading emails of offers from Vivid Ent. is NOT reading movie scripts. Texting no name recognition magazines for offers of “photoshoots” is NOT reading movie scripts.

    “When my friends come over, they’re not drinking”

    ***LIAR! We saw your guests drinking white wine or champaign on your rooftop party the other week.

    “I’ve grown up — and I’m willing to do what I have to do to prove that.”

    ***We’ve heard the exact same line over and over and over and . . . And then we see her stumbling out of clubs, falling down high/drunk. It never ends.

    “This may come as a shock, but I mean it: I want to start my community service. I want to finish that so I can work in August and September.”

    ***No, what will come as a shock is in the alloted time you actually COMPLETE the community service. She go to CS fo an hour or two, one or two days and then nothing, like when she was first sentenced. As far as working in August or September, TWIT, the part is little more than a cameo, the Kim Gotti part is not going to take more than a day or two. Delusion, thy name is Blohan.

  18. Madisyn says:

    Kaiser, where did my long rant go? Also, why is my name being erased and “anonymous” in its place? Am I in some kind of trouble with you guys?

    EDIT: That long winded “anonymous” post was me.

  19. original kate says:

    her house seems like a nagel painting come to life.

  20. moxy says:

    i bet everything not in the frame for the shot is covered in dirty clothes, old vodka bottles, dirty needles and skanky long fake my little pony hairs

  21. Kaiser says:

    Madisyn/Anonymous – You were flagged because you’re posting comments under two different names from the same IP address. Pick one name and only comment under that name.

  22. bluhare says:

    It would freak me out having a huge picture of me in my living room. (Mine’s in the bathroom. hahaha) But she sure looks like her mother there.

  23. heylee says:

    So, from a purely Hollywood marketing perspective. If we all have such strong negative feelings about this Lohan – who is her intended audience? Like who is she bringing to the box office? I mean, following her on gossip sites is one thing, paying to see her in something is another.

    Who does she appeal to anymore in a commercial sense? My guess – she has little to no commercial appeal.

  24. dorothy says:

    Of course not. Just like you didn’t steal necklace, like you didn’t drink and drive…etc, etc, etc…..

  25. Madisyn says:

    Kaiser, I apologize, Im certainly not trying to post under anything other than “Madisyn”. I’ll pay attention and make sure my name and mail appear as me. For some reason they’re being erased and when I post, they come up “anonymous”. Again, sorry!

  26. dread pirate cuervo says:

    I don’t want to take this chick’s inventory, but I will. When I first got sober, I was absolutely mortified by the way I had been living. Still am 4 1/2 years later. I wouldn’t give interviews blowing off behaviors that ended with multiple rehabs & jail terms. She makes no mention of doing any recovery related “work”, no mention of visitis from a sponsor, no AA catch-phrases at all. Maybe she wants to keep that stuff private, but more than likely she’s not doing any work at all.

    Her house arrest is up right before her b-day. She will no doubt be on a bender for the long weekend.

    @heylee, Good for you! Keep it up!

  27. the original bellaluna says:

    Of course the Milkaholic Cracken isn’t drinking milk, sillies! (If anything, that’s a White Oprah Russian!) (And WHAT is with that pleather couch? Seriously!)

    She’s just trying to attract attention to the settlement (BTW, EPIC FAIL, E*trade) she got for being the notorious fame-whore that she is! Milka-wha???

    @ Madisyn – Girl, I know it’s you!

  28. the original bellaluna says:

    @ dread pirate – How did you do it? I’m not being facetious; I really need to know. I moved to a new place, with no one except hubs and baby, and I’m afraid I may get lost in the podunks.

  29. 4Real says:

    Look how she is surounded by pictures of herself! Its gross how she’s so in love with herself…you would think house arrest would agree with her.

  30. SillyOne says:

    OMG how many portraits does she have all over her rented place of herself? There was a huge one in the stupid commercial as well. Who does that? I have pictures of my kids, and vacations on my walls and they sure in the hell aren’t 5 foot by 7 foot size they are 5 x 7 in inches you f*cktard. I wonder what one she has hanging above her bed because you know she does! She repulses me. By the way she looks like she belongs on one of those “Real Housewives” shows along with that “16” year old Courtney chick.

  31. original kate says:

    “For some reason they’re being erased and when I post, they come up “anonymous”. ”

    @ madisyn: have you changed any computer settings recently? if you install updates or the like on your computer sometimes your log-ins will be erased. don’t know why, but it has happened to me and i had to log-in everywhere. it was super annoying because i couldn’t get into my online banking and was freaking out, thinking i had gotten hacked. yeah…good times.

  32. lucy2 says:

    Same shit, different day from Lohan.

    “thats not HER pad, its RENTED.”
    And how much do you want to bet she’s behind on her rent, or will be soon? She seems to move around a lot, and I bet rarely pays her rent.

    Those giant photos of herself are pretty telling, yet also hilarious.

  33. the original bellaluna says:

    @ 4real & Silly One – Yeah, I have Anne Geddes pix and replicas of Van Gogh’s Night Stars series in my place. Plus the requisite “hand prints” of 5 year-olds and other stuff my kids made me.

  34. the original bellaluna says:

    Is she aware that vodka is not water, and is, therefore, a part of her life?

    Honestly, how many homes have hot and cold running vodka?

  35. fi says:

    Everytime I see that picture of her coming out of the water, I hear the “Screeeeeee…” caption that you wrote originally. Cracks me up.

  36. dread pirate cuervo says:

    @bellaluna, I felt sorry for myself. I hated getting called out for acting like a dumbass. The only way the bad behavior was going to stop was if I let go of coke, tequila & my ego, not necessarily in that order. Meetings, meetings, meetings to occupy my time. It’s the internal changes that help me stay sober long term. The acceptance & humility. The faith in a higher power. The ability to put others first, to realize sometimes it’s my turn to have a shitty day. But most days aren’t shitty b/c I’m not actively making them shitty.

  37. Mama Chihuahua says:

    Too bad that 60-year old Linnocent looks nothing like the 20 year old version of herself. Must be hard to be an aging actress and have to look back upon yourself 40 years ago.

  38. Mama Chihuahua says:

    Okay, I give up. WTF???? Beer bottles and wine glasses were CLEARLY visible and photographed when she had her little Crackie rooftop party.

    God, this girl can lie like a rug except even rugs buckle from time to time.

  39. Mama Chihuahua says:

    Please please please don’t go to the Life & Style story on her – either on-line or in the stores, unless you want to feed Crackie some extra Ho juice.

  40. Mama Chihuahua says:

    Dread Pirate Cuervo, I hope that wasn’t a private post because I wanted to thank you for it! It was really inspiring. Well done.

  41. jurgie says:

    What kind of decorating style is that? Early American Swap Meet?

  42. Rio says:

    Were it not for the camera/lightbulb reflection (nice one, L&S retouching dept…) I would have bet $5 that that picture was actually a black-velvet painting.
    And then I would have thought that was AWESOME, because c’mon, having a larger-than-life black-velvet painting of yourself is just the thing to really tip this over into “Boogie Nights”-land.

  43. Madisyn says:

    @ original kate, thanks. The computer does daily “updates” automatically but until yesterday, this has never happened before. I’ll just make sure my “handle” shows before I post, as to not tick off the powers that be that run this site.

    @ Silly One, I too noticed the different BILLBOARD SIZE portraits of herself. Can only imagine the one above her bed.

    @ Mama Chihuahua, were there beer bottles?, I guess I was more focused on the “clear” liquids but I’ll certainly take your word for it. I think she blatantly lies as effortlessly as I breath. I personally believe she has a serious psychiatric problem with the pathological lying.

    @ lucy2, no doubt that these “commercials” and “interviews” are for the rent AND for more crack.

  44. dread pirate cuervo says:

    @Mama Chihuahua, If I can put forth a positive message, it’s for anyone to hear. One of the AA catchphrases I talked about is “To keep it, you’ve got to give it away.” 🙂

  45. Miss Diagnosed says:

    Alcohol may not be part of Lindsay’s life, (hahahahaha, thanks Lindsay, I needed a laugh), but after reading this recycled spiel, it’s definitely part of mine.

    And agreed, what is up with the 16×20 photos of her all over the place? She reminds me of those aging movie stars/beauty queens clinging to their past glory. Creepy and narcissistic.

  46. Ruby Red Lips says:

    @Madisyn, I can’t work out whether she is just a pathological liar or also thinks that she is so special that we the ‘Joe public’ are really stupid and take every word out of her mouth as bible truth! God complex springs to mind! ;D

    Delusional biatch!

  47. Lady D says:

    Dread Pirate…”to realize sometimes it’s my turn to have a shitty day.” Do you know I never realized that. Sounds stupid, but I really didn’t know that. Thank you. I am really trying to work on having a serene life and it’s hard. I owe you one.

  48. Kimbob says:

    @heylee…you are right. I’m in recovery, too, & I see no gratitude. Long ago when I was much younger & definitely in need of recovery I was going to meetings, but was just too “effed up,” too immature…& although it’s hard to compare myself to Lindsay, I will say my actions were just as brazen. I’d relapse all the time, but lie like all hell. My screw-ups were in front of everyone’s faces, & I didn’t care & I’d say I was clean & sober…yeah, RIGHT! Anyway, we all know the only person she’s fooling is herself. She’s only hurting herself. I don’t feel sorry for her, it’s hard to have ANY sympathy for her as she’s so self-centered (ex.-pics of herself all over her yes, rented pad), but we all know the direction she’s heading on is south. Oh well. Good luck to you and your recovery, heylee.

  49. Kimbob says:

    Oh, Dread Pirate Cuervo…just saw your comments now. Like what you have to say.

  50. Sam says:

    “Lol look at the glass of milk next to her in the first picture. Her body probably rejects milk or anything remotely healthy. ”

    Bunny. Its probably a solution of cocaine-infused water.

  51. Madisyn says:

    @ Ruby Red, I unfortunately have no doubt. This is just the latest example, we could go back years and find hundreds of these blatant lies. I am, of course, not a mental doctor of any kind, just a Monday Morning Quarterback, so to speak. But I personally believe, again just my little ole opinion, that it is pathological. I mean, honestly, this twit must know the paps were photographing that party (she called them herself), knows they have those very long zoom lens that probably could catch a good fart is they wanted to. So to sit there, with what I’m sure is a staight face, with pictures to prove otherwise, and boldface lie, I believe is pathological.

  52. OhMyMy says:

    Okay…so TMZ has a story that Matt Lauer flew out to interview her for the Today show and when he showed up there she threw a hissy fit and kicked him out because she thought the interview was only going to be 15 min. and they wanted to do an indepth interview for both Today and Dateline. Yeah, way to go…burn more bridges. Why is she doing interviews? Why are people asking her to do interviews?

    @Madisyn: Excellent rant…good details. Two thumbs up.

    @the Original Bellaluna: Excellent catch on the milka-wha reference, probably right. Man I miss that commercial.

    For those in recovery: I’d be willing to bet just about everyone knows someone friends, family, coworkers (maybe even yourself) who struggles with issues relating to alcohol or drugs. My best friend’s father was a recovering alcoholic that sponsored many people in AA for years before he passed. He was a wonderful person and dearly missed. This stupid girl treats it like it’s just some big joke.

    @heylee: Regarding her commerical appeal I don’t think she has any left. Most people understand that…the Lohans don’t seem to. People have posted comments on other sites regarding her ‘Q’ score that measures her popularity…it’s low and still falling. You read comments everywhere from different people saying they won’t pay to see her in anything anymore. Apart from a handful of seriously delusional fans that think she can do no wrong…she’s screwed and in for a rude awakening.

    FYI – there was a report on the Daily Mail with pics that she has now put bamboo curtains on her roof so no more crack party photos!!!

  53. Thea says:

    Im glad to see I wasnt the only one who thought that was her mom, in better days in that pic. Poor delusional child. Maybe she can sing a duet with the 16 yr old married virgin.

  54. Madisyn says:

    @ OhMyMy,

    While you were posting here, I was reading the TMZ story over there.

    Blohan threw her little temper tantrum when the interview was going to be longer than 15 minutes? WTF! Did she have something better to do or somewhere she had to be? Burning bridges she can no longer afford to burn. When you’re a has-been, you don’t have Lauer and an entire crew for NBC no less, fly clear across the country and then say, “never mind”. I have no doubt Blohan knew every detail before hand and NBC and her “publicist” had all the details worked out. TWIT! Luv It!

  55. Ruby Red Lips says:

    @OhMyMy & Madisyn, just read the TMZ article too, but aren’t u both kinda bummed Linnocent didn’t do an in-depth televised interview – can u imagine the delusional crackie lies that would have fallen from her duck inflated mouth…

  56. Madisyn says:

    @ Ruby Red

    Absolutely, I’m disappointed we don’t get to mock her all day tomorrow. Lauer would have started easy then BAM, started asking the questions WE all would ask.

    Thinking about this, Blohan really did burn a bridge with NBC. L.A. is a big place and there are lots of talented journalists here, so to have Lauer fly 3,000 miles, Blohan? OR Dina? requested him? And then to throw a tantrum when SHE changes the terms previously agreed upon? Talk about persona non grata.

    Of course, show biz has a short memory and she will be bombarding our screens in no time. And I for one, can’t wait!

  57. Madisyn says:

    @ Tin Can Crew, Ruby Red, OhMyMy, Miss Diagnosed, Lady D, all you crack tailgaters.

    I just read on RADAR, Blohan failed a alcohol test and IS IN COURT TOMORROW for a probation violation hearing.


    Im getting my 7 Layer Lohan ready as we speak.

  58. Samigirl says:

    Radar is reporting that she has tested positive for alcohol on either June 12 or 13, and she’s going back to court tomorrow. Crossing my fingers this is true!!!

    Edit. Sorry Madisyn, didn’t see your post. I’ll be tailgaiting with you ladies tomorrow, for sure 🙂

  59. Madisyn says:

    @ Samigirl, no worries, look forward to seeing you there.

    TMZ is reporting it as well.

    Is it wrong for me to one minute be disappointed about the Lauer story and gleeful about this one. Then to quote @ bellaluna “I don’t want to be right”

  60. albeli says:

    Yep, multiple sources reporting she failed an alcohol test and will be in court tomorrow.

  61. Melinda says:

    Crack tail gate party tomorrow at 10! Woo hoo! I’m running to the store to get ingredients for my Crack ‘n Cheese!

  62. skeptical says:

    so she’s been drinking?
    wonder if this is the REAL reason she canceled the in-depth Matt Lauer interview?
    Also this throws new light on her bamboo “privacy fence” maybe the cops do watch the pap photos and had lilo tested right away.

  63. KJ says:

    Holy relapse, Batman. Who saw this coming *eyeroll*

  64. Thea says:

    Cant wait till 10 tomorrow. Who is bringing the non alcoholic beverages??????

  65. Madisyn says:

    @ Thea, you’re funny. This is CRACK tailgating, ONLY alcoholic beverages are usually allowed. I suppose if you don’t want to imbibe you can bring your own virgin drinks. Remember its BYOC (Bring Your Own Crack)

    @ Melinda, I’ve already got the 7 Layer Lohan Dip chilling in the frig.

  66. OhMyMy says:

    Holy Swizzle Stick Batman!!!

    I just got home from having dinner with friends (because I don’t break the law and I can) to see all this going on.

    It’s really hitting the fan now huh? She just had to have that party. This girl is a straight-up FOOL.

    She’s already used the “some strange guy snuck in and spilled a drink on my SCRAM bracelet on purpose” excuse. Wonder what she’ll come up with now.

    Dang it she would pick the week I have a convention to go to. I’ll have to check in on the crack tailgate party by phone during breaks. I’m not sure I can post comments on my phone as well.

  67. Devon says:

    Bitch is a DISASTER! Oh I am going to celebrate this tomorrow morning with a nice big Irish coffee!

  68. Melinda says:

    @Thea- you mean the crack milk? I don’t know. Any one volunteering?

    @Madisyn- mmmmm, I can’t wait for that chalky, herbal goodness with that not so subtle hint of delusion. 🙂

  69. Devon says:

    I was going to add that it is milk behind her…a bourbon MILK punch! Bitch can only drink fluids that have booze in it.

  70. Madisyn says:


    I know, huh? I, along with @ bellaluna and @ Ruby Red Lips were going through cracknanigan withdrawls just last weekend. Now this. Monday we got the old Blohan/Cameron Diaz fight which didn’t quite give me the fix I needed because it was such old news, but it held me over. Tuesday we got the Beezid bullsh!t. Then today we basically got three stories. The title of this article, knowing what I know now, WOW, there just aren’t words for her. Then the Lauer story and now this.

    I’m going into crack overload and I love it.

    On a serious note, if this twit would not of had that party that was just blatant, in your face court, FU, I’ll do as I please, I wonder if this would of happened. RADAR is reporting she was tested on 12th and 13th. The 12th was Sunday and was probably tested BEFORE the party. After the pics of her rooftop party hit the internet, the probation department obviously sashayed over to her place and tested her again and she failed. Majorly. She is the definition of idiot. If she would have not called the paps and kept the party indoors, I wonder if the probation department would have returned the next day.

    I’m sorry, I cannot feel anything but (I can’t even think of the proper word, you fill in the blank) at this point for her. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, I don’t believe she has an honest to goodness addiction to alcohol. She is just so insolent and entitled, she just does as she pleases. Case in point, she failed one test and not the other. If she was drinking 24/7, could not stop drinking, then I would have a modicum of pity for her.

  71. KJ says:

    Michael K’s headline at DListed “This Dumb Drunk Bitch…”


    I mean, how is that for poetic justice? Mere HOURS after (not even 12 I don’t think) the “alcohol is not in my house/not a part of my life” comment gets sent to the press. I mean…..damn.

  72. newtsgal says:

    HEY GUYS!!!!!
    Lindsay has to appear in court at 10 am cuz she failed 1 of 2 tests and the judge is pissed and the DOP wants her sorry butt thrown in jail.
    Let me be first to say….Hhhhhhaaaaaa!
    (taking a breathe) HaHaHaHaHaHaHahahahahahahahahahaha!

  73. Az says:

    This girl is so stupid, she gets busted for alcohol the day her crack lie laden interview comes out. What a moron!

  74. Hautie says:

    Oh holy cow… I can’t believe it took this long.

    Wouldn’t it be amazing, that this very well could be, the moment she finally goes to jail.

    Over the fact she could not follow simple directions.

    1) Don’t drink
    2) Don’t do drugs

    That is all she had to do. Sit at home and behave. And she manage to screw that up.

  75. newtsgal says:

    By the way…
    Is she so self centered, every picture in her living room is of HER!
    What the hell is up with that?

  76. Miss Diagnosed says:

    @Madisyn- I just saw that!! Oh Lordy! They better do something other than let this trick saunter up the concrete catwalk and smack her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, while the Judge coos, “Bad Lindsay! No, no, no!”, or I seriously think I will lose my mind.

  77. Seal Team 6 says:

    I am scheduling my lunch around her hearing, that’s how excited I am about her latest crackaniagns.

    I hope Judge S. takes this opportunity to corrcet her faulty sentencing judgement.

    What Lauer story?

  78. Jazz says:

    She probably pulled this stunt and the Lauer one just to get publicity, that’s how desperate for attention she is. That desperate she’ll risk her freedom over it because she knows nothing will ever happen to her – she keeps getting away with it. Why the hell is she giving interviews anyway?? She’s got nothing to promote except more delusional B.S.

    I saw some story or interview with Mother Crackhead and she had huge pictures of Lindsay all over the place too, it was creepy.

  79. Ruby Red Lips says:

    @Madisyn, At last!! Am so so so so excited by this news, this is indeed a proper crackie fix… 😀 relief!

    And how ironic that Linnocent just gave an interview saying there is no alcohol!!!!

    Hahahahaha! Busted girl! Can’t wait for the crack tail gate party gals! 😀
    Is someone bring crack’n’cheese? Thats my absolute favourite! I’ll just bring it anyhows, plus my special ‘shots of delusion’ shot glasses!!! Cu ladies for happy days! (That is if justice is finally served!)

  80. Ruby Red Lips says:

    And I just have to add why the f*ck diid she drink?! Ok I do know, self-entitled god complex, but FFS she just had to stay at home, was seemingly allowed to have friends over, parties, work (if u can call the terrible ad work) and just wait out her time – hardly ‘punishment’ is it!?

    This is why I hope she gets sent to jail tomorrow, not to just be evil and vindictive, but because she needs to learn there are consequences for law-breaking and it is sickening to continue to read this same cr*p being spouted out from her mouth all the time. She really doesn’t give a flying f*ck about anything than herself. Very sad if I think about it, but she’s just a knackered old crackie now, no much hope

    Sorry for essay! See u all tom am for crackie justice! 🙂

  81. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Frick is that 10am today? Think I won’t be able to make crack party 😀