Kelly Brook’s incredible hourglass figure is still in Italy: still crazy-hot?


As you can see, Kelly Brook is still in Ischia, Italy, where her swimsuit tour continues. On Friday, Kelly was almost universally gawked and applauded and fan-girl’d for her amazing hourglass figure in a pale green bikini. I was in awe of her curves, and I don’t know what I want more: a night in bed with Kelly Brook, or a night out on the town with her body.


Anyway, the swimsuit fashion-show! Here’s why I’m loving Kelly today: in addition to investing in an assortment of flattering bikini boob-harnesses, she also wears one-pieces! I love that. I’m not saying every woman over a certain age NEEDS to wear a one-piece, I’m only saying that not everybody belongs in a bikini, and sometimes one-pieces are flattering and pretty too. Obviously, Kelly looks amazing in a bikini, but she looks super-cute in this little ruffled black swimsuit too. I’m kind of surprised she can find one-pieces that fit her ginormous rack without being too baggy in the bottom.

Speaking of her bottom: WOW.



And for those of you who made the point that while Kelly looks great in a swimsuit, her incredible rack hinders her fashion choices… well, you’re right. I have a big rack, and it’s limiting. Here’s Kelly in a cute party dress a few nights ago in Italy. I’m thinking she must go up a couple of sizes so that her clothes fit her bust, and then she gets the waist taken in professionally.






Photos courtesy of WENN.

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29 Responses to “Kelly Brook’s incredible hourglass figure is still in Italy: still crazy-hot?”

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  1. Franny says:

    I love all of those suits. I have a fairly large chest so I would love to know where she gets the suits.

    Also, I look just like her so now I know that im just as hot by association…eyeroll

  2. gloaming says:

    She’s been partying with Eli Roth at that Film Festival too. He seems quite enamored by her……….

  3. gloaming says:

    Edit That’s Eli in the Red shorts above.

  4. Quest says:

    It is refreshing to see someone looking clean, sexy and classy at the same time…love it

  5. David says:

    Yes still crazy hot

  6. ElleGin says:

    She looks so happy 🙂
    A happy girl is a pretty girl.

  7. Kevin says:

    She was engaged to Billy Zane.

  8. Gabbo says:

    Kelly has her own range of swim wear which is sold at New Look Stores in the UK.

  9. fabgrrl says:

    Yes. This, THIS is “curvy”. Kirstie Alley, not curvy. Khloe Kardashian, not curvy. Not starving, scrawny, or bony, and not fat or flabby. Perfect.

  10. almond says:

    Damn, the woman is FINE.

  11. grumpy says:

    you are on the money, it annoys me to no end to hear that people like Kristie described as curvy, and a real curvy person cant use that word because now its beginning to mean obese person
    I have a similar body type to Brooks, but a few inches bigger, if she really only a 34, 25, 35, she must be tiny in real life

  12. Eileen says:

    She looks spectacular-curves in all the right places and not bones. Love it!

  13. Turtle Dove says:

    …and no cellulite.

    Do you think that guys go crazy for her? She is gorgeous to be sure, but she doesn’t seem very smart. Maybe that would be appealing? The lack of complexity?

    She also used to date Jason Statham btw.

  14. Eve says:

    She’s beautiful but I prefer Bar Refaeli’s body (since we’re talking about the hourglass shape).

  15. Heatheradair says:

    I want that pink ruffled bikini – NOW! Gotta track that down……

  16. Tara says:

    The face is ok (a little too Long Island looking for me) but the body is out of this world sexy! She reminds me of the Sophia Loren, Gina Lollabrigetta days when curves were hot. I wish Goopy Paltrow would follow Brook’s lead and buy the right size swimsuit!

  17. Lila says:

    Man, I would kill for a body like that. Love the black bikini.

  18. phlyfiremama says:

    Gorgeous. Luscious. Delicious. Absolutely beautiful~my new girl crush!!!

  19. Maritza says:

    I like that one piece bathing suit, that’s something I would wear.

  20. really says:

    What a lovely lady! and HEALTHY, so beautiful to see, like a breath of fresh air.

  21. original kate says:

    that black one piece is adorable. want. and yeah, she is still all kinds of hot.

  22. Ana says:

    Yep. Still a fan. GORGEUS all right!

  23. Kim says:

    Hotter than any Sports Illustrated or Victorias Secret body i have ever seen!

    Curvy but in no way fat – she has no cellulite!

  24. Tomas says:

    She is what alot of us call “skinny fat”….no muscle tone whatsoever. A little exercise would go along way for her, especially as she get older since.

  25. tooey says:

    I would never wear a two-piece but I’d love to know who makes the pink-floweredy one she’s wearing. That top looks better engineered for support than most bras!

  26. Camille says:

    She has a great body. I also love that she has a vague hint of cellulite (yes you CAN see it in some of the shots, its very slight- but its there 😉 ), like a *normal* person.
    She has a lovely, healthy looking body. Good for her.

  27. Dea says:

    She has a rare body. Love it.

  28. Isa says:

    She has a lovely body. But I still don’t think that I could handle boobs that big. She also has a very pretty, sweet face. She’s obviously beautiful but has a very welcoming smile so that you wouldn’t be intimidated by her.

    I still lust after thinner, athletic looking bodies though. I dunno, I just think that they’re less likely to be fat women waiting to happen. A body like Kelly’s is nice but I think that compared to a leaner athletic body she will have a harder time keeping the weight off as she ages. It’s a struggle for most women anyway. It’s possible she will continue looking great though! I just lean towards wanting less work.

    Which is why I would love to be about 5 inches taller. I’m too short when I get old I’m going to be fat and dumpy. Boo.

  29. Nudgie says:

    Hottest. Woman. Ever.