Linnocent allegedly threw a hissy fit when Coldplay wouldn’t let her backstage


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These are some photos of Linnocent leaving a drug testing center in LA, where she probably just stopped to say hi to a friend rather than actually get drug tested. God knows. We’ll probably find out months from now that she’s been testing positive for drugs all of this time, and the probation department and California legal system just kept it quiet because why not?

As I mentioned yesterday, two nights ago, Linnocent was spotted leaving the Coldplay concert on the UCLA campus on Wednesday night. She looked especially crackie, but that’s always the case. However, The Sun has a hilarious report that I hope and pray is true. A source claims that Linnocent tried to get backstage to hang out with the band, and they shot her down cold. So Linnocent pitched a hissy:

Chris Martin, Jonny Buckland, Guy Berryman, Will Champion and their tour team are veterans when it comes to dealing with blaggers and politely told the Mean Girls “star” where to go when she begged for an AAA pass at the UCLA Tennis Centre. And Lindsay was about as pleased with the knockback as she was with the reviews of that cinematic stinker Herbie: Fully Loaded.

A source said: “When Lindsay was told she wasn’t allowed backstage because her pass didn’t allow it, she threw a complete wobbler. She protested to the people running the guest list, hoping they’d change their minds but it was still a firm ‘no’. She got even more angry when she found out fellow actress Kate Bosworth was there mingling with Gwyneth Paltrow and the band. In the end she got so fed up, she stormed out.”

[From The Sun]

Wait, what? Gwyneth was there too? That’s what makes me doubt this story. If Gwyneth was backstage at the performance, I don’t see how Kate Bosworth makes it backstage either. Goop would have shut down both Linnocent and The Bos, if Goop was there, which I’m not sure she was. Now, it would make sense that Bosworth was backstage, trying to get on Chris Martin while flaunting her new Hobbit, and Goop is in London or Spain or wherever.

Still… I like the idea of Coldplay shutting down Linnocent, and her crack hustle not working.

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  1. Original Tiffany says:

    Instead of faces of meth, is this legs of meth? She is so disgusting-I need a cracktini just to get through the morning!

  2. brin says:

    Shouldn’t she be used to being denied access to clubs/backstage by now?
    *nice hooker shorts, Lilo*

  3. i.want.shoes says:

    Those shorts are not doing her any favors. Are her lips naturally that color? Or is it some sort of “crack cadaver” shade of lipstick?

  4. Lucky Charm says:

    @ Kaiser, is this a Freudian slip, LOL? “just stopped to say high to a friend” should read …just stopped to say hi to a friend…
    Although she probably did stop to get high with a friend!

    And boo-hoo to Losey Lohan. I just love all those British expressions, they are fun to read.

    Edit: Really??? Moderation again? It’s only a little after nine a.m., I haven’t had time to cause trouble yet! Guess I’ll get myself an Irish coffee and wait to be released….

  5. jm says:

    @Kaiser, I dont know if the “stopped in to say high” was intentional, but it was awesome anyway!

  6. Boo says:

    Please, Lindsay, wash those shorts and then burn them.

    I totally believe she threw a hissy at the concert. What I can’t understand is how she is such close friends with Chris Martin that he personally gave her tickets (ha!) but then he was so rude as to leave her off the VIP list. That Chris Martin is Such. A. Bitch.

    Drug testing? Seriously? What’s that? I hope it is true and she looks pissed (see what I did there?) ’cause she knows she tested dirty. I want to drink cracktinis with y’all and watch the fireworks.

  7. Julbug says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA X 100

  8. skilo says:

    I read several places that Goop was there. I like how yesterday some sites reported Chris Martin gave Lilo her tickets after she made pleas about wanting to take her sister Ali to see them. (Bitch is broke so she used her little sis as excuse to beg tickets). Anyhoodle, I think it was TMZ that spun it like Lilo was given the tickets buy Chris himself (you know cause they’re buds). Now it’s revealed they wouldn’t let her sticky fingered crack ass back stage. ROFL :)

  9. seal team 6 says:

    If Gwyneth is the one who said “NO,” it would make this story even better. And, as annoying as Goopy can be, she at least isn’t trashy, and her parents are Bruce Paltrow and Blythe Danner, not the Long island White Trash twins.

    Shawn Holley’s husband probably called and got Linnocent her tickets.

  10. Bess says:

    So, Lilo is getting tested??? I’m surprised since the court doesn’t require it.

    How can she afford to keep an assistant when she allegedly can’t pay for a shrink?

  11. Sillyone says:

    First I just want to say put some pants on..Nastiest legs I have ever seen. Second, I was under the impression she doesnt gave to drug test anymore?

  12. OhMyMy says:

    Okay I had to go back to the other post to check the pics there. She’s wearing a DIFFERENT pair of raggedy hooker shorts. Is this a new fashion trend? It needs to go away. Nasty, just nasty.

    I like Boo’s suggestion but I wouldn’t bother washing them I’d recommend a biohazard suit to dispose of them.

  13. ladybert62 says:

    Loved the “crack cadavar” color of lipstick comment above – and all the others – can see that everyone is just getting started on this one.

    linnocent is certainly the gift that keeps on giving – her antics certainly brighten up my dull days at work!

    Linnocent, the advice that I gave to duck-lips-angie also goes for you – wash, brush and cute (style) that dirty nest you call hair.

    Over and out!

  14. Boo says:

    And…she’s back to carrying The “Water” Bottle!

    Is it possible that that building has other offices and maybe she finally got herself a therapist? I know, that sounds like crazy.

  15. Melissa says:

    GP was there. But a little off topic, Guy Berryman is so yummy!

  16. Praise St. Angie! says:

    I know someone said this yesterday, but it bears repeating.

    I HATE HATE HATE shorts that are so short that the pocket sticks out. IT LOOKS DUMB.

    not hip, not cool, not trendy. DUMB.

  17. seal team 6 says:

    You know, I do some pretty hardcore trail running, complete with brambles, rocks/scree, etc., and her legs ALWAYS look worse than mine. Of course, I keep out of the men’s room at the Chateau.

  18. seal team 6 says:

    Maybe being drug tested for her “Gotti” role insurance?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  19. skilo says:

    @seal team 6
    HAHAHAHA

  20. seal team 6 says:

    I’ve been trying to read the door in that photo. She may have went to a therapist’s office there, because it looks like it may be a suite of professional offices.

  21. Susan O. says:

    Death barely warmed over. What is the attraction here? Watching a nobody self-destruct? She gets paid for what?

  22. OhMyMy says:

    @Seal Team 6: Can you Google map the name in the red circle and see what’s near it?

  23. Lady Miss E says:

    Oh, Linnocent… stop wearing those fug-ass shorts, being a crack head, moisturize, start jogging & doing yoga – and go buy a light self tanner. My mom has better legs than that.

  24. Ken says:

    Her shorts have a strange yellow tint to them. Maybe she missed the cup she was supposed to pee in.

  25. the original bellaluna says:

    Oh, silly little crackhead! I’ve been hoping people would stop falling for her “Don’t You Know Who I Am?” hissy and start denying her access to, well, EVERYWHERE. So this is a great start!

    You do know that “water” translates to “vodka” in Lohanese, right?

    *waves @ our CC & Crack tailgaters* This weekend is gonna be a fun one! (Sorry about my late start – I was up late.) :D

  26. Minky says:

    Is it just me or is she working the Lara Croft: Tomb Raider look in these photos?
    … maybe I shouldn’t give her any ideas … she’d probably try for that role.

  27. Nancy says:

    What a Worthless Piece of Trash!!

  28. Boo says:

    A 2-minute google search of that address shows that the building houses this drug testing center as well as a driver’s ed business, an addiction treatment program’s offices (heroin a specialty!), and a hyperbaric wellness clinic (or whatever we would call such a place). Hmmmm…

    Oh, and also…a place that is called “Rapid STD Testing.” Oh my.

  29. Devon says:

    Thanks to my good friend Google (bored as f*ck this morning) the place is a clinic for counselling and drug testing. I doubt she’s getting tested but probably for counselling.

  30. Nymeria says:

    I thought, after the post about Freida Pinto the other day, we’d all had a productive discussion about skin tones and how it’s racist to say that people need to bleach OR tan their skin.

    And here’s Lady Miss E beseeching Lohan to “buy a light self-tanner.”

    Lady Miss E, did you miss the afore-mentioned discussion?

  31. jane says:

    Yep, Gwyneth was there with her husband. LAtimes.com even has a date night story about Chris&Gwyneth. I know people want to see their family breakup but I hope they get stronger.

  32. Madisyn says:

    Mornin “Crack Clique”.

    @ bellaluna, we got the ‘trifecta’, the ‘hat trick’, and the tried and true ‘third times the charm’. Three Blohan posts in a row. Yea!

    “TMZ has learned they were given to her by lead singer Chris Martin himself.
    Sources close to Lindsay tell us … the two have been “good friends” for years”.

    This ‘source’ is f*cking Dina blowing smoke up our asses. Blohan probably has never met Chris Martin. Yes, theres that picture of Blohan and Goop but that was taken when Blohan was a teen. I’m not sure Goopy was even married when that photo was taken.

    Like @ Skilo, I too, saw multiple stories that Goopy was there, so I believe it happened. Blohan getting blown off (pun intended) is nothing new. As CB said yesterday, Blohan is the new Typhoid Mary and has been for about a year now.

    Now, GET ME A CRACKTINI, I’M MADISYN!

  33. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Minky – Or convince herself she should have had the role, a la Black Swan!

  34. shocked&appalled says:

    Nice fake braid, Lilo (not to mention all the fake body parts she has). I have crazy thick hair (way thicker than Lindsay’s_and my braid is nowhere near like that).

  35. SarahS says:

    That was my first thought, Minky.

    That, and UGH.

  36. Firecracker says:

    WHAT! She couldn’t get backstage?? She can get a cone moved, so she should be able to go anywhere she wants!! Unbelievable, the nerve of some people!

  37. Madisyn says:

    @ Boo

    On the door I made out The Gateway. I looked it up and that’s obviously where she’s going for her court mandated psychological counseling. She is most definetely NOT being drug tested, she would have failed long ago. The MOMENT the judge dismissed the drug testing, she started using again, pictures don’t lie. Here’s what I got from their website.

    Offices: 2511 S. Barrington Ave, Suite 100 West LA, CA 90064 (for those not-in-the-know, West Los Angeles is a hop, skip, and a jump from her Venice crack lair)

    The intent of all meetups here-under, is empowerment whereby to create healthier relationships with others, ourselves, and the universe.
    •Increasing Awareness/Consciousness, Personal/Spiritual Growth
    • Changing Behaviors, Thoughts, Beliefs
    • Relationships (or dealing with the end of i.e. Divorce, Separation, Break-Up)

    It goes on and on but you get the gist, hope that helped.

  38. brin says:

    Lol…y’all are so funny. Madisyn…here’s your cracktini, now let me move that cone!

  39. the original bellaluna says:

    *hands Madisyn cracktini* ;) Loving the crack trifecta – such a good week for us!

    GAH! double post – my computer is downright Blohanesque this morning.

  40. the original bellaluna says:

    *hands Madisyn cracktini* ;) Loving the crack trifecta – such a good week for us! And I’m entrusting the vodka melon balls to you, as I’ve got more errands to run. (And since I now live in Podunk Nowhere, I’ll be gone at least 3 hours. But I’ll be back!)

    (And isn’t Blohan usually the one doing the blowing, not the one getting blown?)

  41. sapphire says:

    Typical entitled Blohan. and I’m with everybody who thinks the Chris Martin as a charitable guy is a crock. She probably just entouaged the management and breezed in.

    Bet you Martin wouldn’t know her from a hole in the gorund. Neither would goopy.

  42. Madisyn says:

    Is it me or in the picture with Eleanor and the infamous ‘water’ bottle, on the left leg pants pocket, do I see the outline of a bindle?

    I could swear on the right hand pants pocket, I see the outline of a rolled up dollar bill. LMFAO

    (Actually its in all the pictures except the first one, her exiting the clinic).

  43. Firecracker says:

    I would also like a cracktini, pleeze! And I bet if Chris really did comp her the tix, it was probably just to get rid of her as quick as possible.

  44. Bess says:

    @madisyn:
    Do you think this place offers the kind of heavy-duty therapy LiLo obviously needs? If it’s the kind of place that just coddles her and allows her to get away with the BS excuses she’s been using for years, it won’t do any good.

  45. original kate says:

    what the hell is wrong with lohan’s legs? they look bruised, burned, hairy/freckly, etc.

  46. Madisyn says:

    @ bellaluna, I’ll take over hostessing duties for the vodka soaked melon balls while your gone. But remember, today and the next 2 days are my drinking days. Are you sure? No, really, I’ll share. Promise.

    Any one ready for bella’s melon balls?

    @ brin, thank you for the cracktini, I’m in MOD jail, as always. Sssshhhh don’t tell, I stole a city cone for our treehouse.

  47. OhMyMy says:

    You know at this point I’d be more interested in learning more about who this poor Eleanor is.

  48. Innocent says:

    Lindsay isn’t being tested so if she is being drug tested then it is her choice and nothing to do with her legal situation.

  49. skilo says:

    Okay y’all here’s the scoop Lindsay popped into DMG & Assoc.Inc for a voluntary drug test,(which she passed of course), then she popped across the hall to The Gateway to see her new therapist (as per the Judges instructions), before she headed off to perform several hours of her community service. All part of the new organized, sober life plan Lindsay has set for herself.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH*GIGGLE*HAHAHA*snort

  50. Skins says:

    Her cracklegs are awesome!

  51. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Hello ladies ;)

    In the 2nd photo as well as looking bl*ody crackie awful she looks just like her dad! Not a gd thing!

    Also I can’t stop looking at her teeth, the ‘gap’ between the top 2, are they just rotting away with the meth use?!?!

    Tho Linnocent claims she is broke, she still seems to have enough cash to get her duck lips pumped and various fillers etc on her face – u would have thought she would get her manky teeth fixed

  52. Ruby Red Lips says:

    @ OhMyMy, I have a theory that Elenor is waiting till Linnocent OD’s or her organs fail and then will make millions by selling her story….can u imagine what ‘delights’ Elenor has to tell :D

    Cant think of any other reason that Elenor would stick this job out…oh unless she is too being paid in kind ;)

  53. Madisyn says:

    @ Bess

    You really want my opinion? I think its a ritzy, coddle the client, ‘keep’em coming back’, ‘New Age’ bull shit kind of place. Here’s some other crap they’re offering:

    Self Healing
    Meditation
    Energetics: Theta, Quantum… (whatever the hell that is)
    Bodywork: Acupuncture, Massage, Reiki
    Movement Modalities: Yoga, Qi Gong, Tai Chi, Universal
    Philosophy: Toltec, Nonviolent Communication…
    Hiking • Health and Nutrition • Music • Art

    Honestly, I don’t know what half this crap is. Being the arm chair pyschiatrist I am, I believe she needs deep and long psychological counseling to get over being pimped out, washed up by 21, supporting her entire family as a teenager, the damage her parents have done, especially their constant and incessant famewhoring, not to mention addiction to alcohol and drugs. Of course, the last part (alcohol and drugs) she can only do on her own.

    EDIT: Oh, Innocents here, goody!

  54. Pyewacket says:

    Who in the eff does she think she is? As if she should be allowed access to every event because she is…..what, exactly????? A grifter? A thief? A leach? A liar? A Has-Been child actress? A Drunk? A drama Queen? A spoiled, entitled bitch? What is she exactly and why should people grant her access to a port-a-potty, much less backstage at a concert.

    Shouldn’t she be thankful she got tickets gratis in the first place???

  55. brin says:

    @Madisyn….just for that you get another cracktini!
    @skilo…don’t forget all the scripts she is reading for her big comeback!

    *shots of delusion for everyone!!!*

  56. Madisyn says:

    @ Firecracker

    *Passing you your crackttini* Would you like some melon balls for garnish?

    I’d be willing to bet the ‘treehouse’ Chris Martin didn’t comp her dick. That was Dina, talking trash, as usual. Who knows who she blew for the tix but I’d bet it wasn’t Martin.

  57. OhMyMy says:

    @Ruby Red Lips: I know right. I also have a theory that Dina has notes and a script treatment scribbled on cocktail napkins in her purse for the Lindsay Lohan story to shop around when the time is right. Starring Ali and playing herself of course.

    I don’t usually have a problem with Brit slang but could you translate what “blaggers” and “complete wobbler” mean? Thanks!

  58. Ja says:

    What’s the problem with this chick? Isn’t one look at these pictures enough for one to stop all drugs, hit the gym and eat healthily? She could make so much dosh out of that too, of course. Stupid beyond imagination.

  59. lolalola says:

    To steal/quote one of the jewels falling from the mouth of CB: “What kind of GD outfit is that”??

  60. Lady D says:

    “what the hell is wrong with lohan’s legs? they look bruised, burned, hairy/freckly, etc. ”
    But, but, but, just yesterday Radar Online was describing them as “long, creamy, etc. More than a few of us were gagging at that line.
    What the hell, it’s Friday and only 20 minutes from noon, I’ll have a cracktini please.

  61. Madisyn says:

    @ Ruby Red, *mornin*, glad your here. *Have some melon balls*

    Good theory about Eleanor waiting for the inevitable. I’ll bet that non-disclosure agreement she signed when hired would not apply in death, yes?

    Anyone know the law in regards to that?

    @ Lady D *passing a double cracktini, with bellaluna’s melon balls as garnish*

    I threw up a little in my mouth about the ‘long and creamy’ legs. Long, not so much, bitch is short. Creamy, not even in the ballpark. Gross.

    @ brin, Uh Oh, just for what? What did I do now? Anywho, thank you, bottoms up. *passing you some melon balls*

    @ Pyewacket, Well said. BRAVO!

  62. Nikki Girl says:

    I think this story is completely believable. And utterly hilarious. I can just see her throwing a gargantuan fit when she got denied. When is she going to get it through her head that she’s a has-been nobody? Probably when she stops the crack shenanigans…so never.

    And Christ does she look fried and disgusting. I always get a little nauseous looking at her.

  63. seal team 6 says:

    Having friends who are psychologists: I don’t think this is any type of hardcore therapist or counselor. It sounds more like a woo-woo “life coach” outfit.

  64. RocketMerry says:

    My, she looks like such a low-budget prostitute … I’m serious, prostitutes nowadays are much, much more clean and polished than this.

  65. Firecracker says:

    Yes please, some melon balls! I am extra thirsty today! On a side note, I took home a stray cat this week. I named him Melon.

  66. Dawning Red says:

    There are many unsung, underpaid, yet tireless people who work hard to keep society going. Teachers, police officers, fire fighters. Now one more is added to the list: Those fearless people in charge of the HazMat Suit that is used when testing Lindsay Lohan for drugs.

    Many, many hours are spent as the brave drug tester is loaded into the Hazmat suit. Will it afford top protection against whatever disease Lindsay has? Is it properly shielded against lice? Is the insurance top-notch? All these questions and more must be answered in the affirmative before the tester even sets one foot in the same room with Lohan.

    What about the room itself? Is the air properly circulated? Lead shielding secure? Sound baffles? Are the cones removed?

    Finally, there remains the crew that removes the HazMat suit from the tester. After LiLo is tested and the blood results are sent to CDC, the tester must be removed from the suit by a squadron of other people also wearing HazMat suits inside a sterilized environment completely free of any contaminants such as free-floating crack. All safety protocols must be strictly maintained to prevent a possible outbreak of LiLo among the populace.

    Therefore, let us take a moment to aslute these brave people who are surely not paid enough to do their job, a job that, while filled with risk, is necessary and vital for the sake of us all!

  67. I’m a particularly ungraceful vegetarian, so bumps and bruises don’t necessarily bother me. It’s just the excess of bumps and bruises combined with the whole “tore up, broke up” working girl ensemble that is just mindblowingly awesome. How utterly clueless!

    What is it about Mean-Girling Lohan that’s so. . . satisfying?

    Dawning Red = Yes!!

  68. Madisyn says:

    @ Dawning Red, Touche!

    @ Firecracker, here’s a big bowl of melon balls, @ bellaluna made lots.

    You know what would be quite the chuckle? Since I posted the address of the place, just for a moment, consider this: Judging by the photos of Blohan at the place, we can approximate where she parked. We know what the front door looks like, the ‘creamy’ (pun intended) colored cinder block walls, and the ivy type bushes.

    Anywhoodle, if someone lives in the area, could you please find a nice, orange cone and place it in parking space NEAREST the front door next week please? (you know that bitch don’t walk)And get a photo, please?

    Now THAT would be EPIC!

  69. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    ****good afternoon ladies*****

    Blohans urine alone is strong enough to be named a schedule I drug. Maybe that’s what’s in those shots of delusion Innocent, I mean Dina, takes.

  70. Lady D says:

    Firecracker, me too! She is white with blue eyes and she was being half-starved where she was, with an eye infection that wasn’t being treated. Her name is Cocoa and she now has a fat little belly and I saved her eyesight. I already have 4, I need another one like I need a hole my head, but I just couldn’t leave her.

  71. poopie says:

    does vodka come in that small square bottle now ?

    THOSE LEGS ! YIKES ! not a pretty site

  72. Firecracker says:

    Lady D,

    cool! I have 2 already at home and 2 at work! I really didn’t want another one either, but he needed a home so bad. He was skin and bones and no fur. My vet says it’s just fleas. He’s a very pale orange with a white front and so gentle.

    Madisyn,

    Thanks for the melon balls! Feeling a slight buzz.

  73. GlitterTrauma says:

    @OhMyMy I’m here to translate the British slang for you! being a ‘blagger’ or ‘blagging’ something is basically talking your way into getting something for free! And ‘throwing a wobbler’ is having a tantrum or a hissy fit- hope that helps.

    This girl is a complete mess. I can’t think why all the force of the law courts isn’t able to put the brakes on her behaviour! No wonder celebs think theyre above the law!

  74. OhMyMy says:

    @GlitterTrauma: Thanks! Well then “blagger” suits her to a ‘T’.

  75. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Dear Gossip Gods: this is not the sort of Lohan news I was looking for on My Birfday! I was hoping for a new mugshot. Or at least some crack shenanigans. There are still a few hours left, Blohan. Go get messy!

  76. dorothy says:

    When will she realize….she’s not important.

  77. Jezi says:

    LOL at the first comment. Legs of meth…lol.

  78. Bess says:

    Apparently now Lohan is denying that she was turned away from the backstage area at the Coldplay concert to GossipCop.

    They’re also reporting that Lohan is dating Guy Berryman from the band.

    If she was dating someone in a successful band, wouldn’t you think lohan would make sure they were photographed together?

  79. Micah says:

    MOVE THAT CONE!! I’m Lindsay Lohan!

    BWAHHAHAHA! That just doesn’t get old!

    Cone (Coldplay) 1, Lindsay 0.

    TWAT.

  80. ladybert62 says:

    Ah FireCracker and Lady D – you make my heart melt talking about taking in the little 4 legged people that need help/love in this world – If I had a hat on, I would take it off to you – so instead I will go home and drink a baileys in a very tiny glass in your honor! My two four-legged kids throw kisses your way.

    Thanks for all the laughs today in the Linnocent Stumbles Thrugh Life blog – certainly made me laugh and snort out loud more than once!!!!

  81. 4Real says:

    LMAO @ “Legs of Meth” and “Cracklegs are awesome!”

  82. Madisyn says:

    @ Dread Pirate, Happy B-day and many more. I’m playing hostess for @ bellaluna and passing out her world famous vodka soaked melon balls, would you like some? Extra for you since its your B-day. It just isn’t a birthday without getting sloshed.

    As for her cracknanigans not enough for you today, hold on girl, its only 3pm her in So Cal. Blohan isn’t even up for the day yet. Its always fun to turn the computer on in the morning and see what new shit the little twit did the night before.

    @ Bess, yeah, that sounds about right. It just isn’t a day that ends in ‘Y’ without Blohan giving a denial. Did you get my reply to your question? What is your opinion on the matter? In the meantime, have some melon balls and cracktini. Its after 3pm, so I’m on my first cracktail of the day. For real. I’ll pop on over to Gossip Cop and see whats what.

  83. Madisyn says:

    Blohans denial from Gossip Cop (Thanks @Bess)

    “Lohan laughed off the rumor when Gossip Cop reached out to her. And now we know why. A music SOURCE tells us Lohan is actually dating one of Coldplay’s band members”.

    I’ll give y’all 3 guesses who the ‘source’ is and the first 2 don’t count!

  84. the original bellaluna says:

    All right, ladies, I’ve returned! :D And after an hour in the car each way with a 2 year old, I need a DRANK! And it’s still very hot & humid, so hit me with refreshing crack snackage, please.

    @ Madisyn – I tend to agree with you in that the place sounds like it specialises in psycho-babble bullsh!t:

    “Oh, it’s not your fault. We need to align your chakras.”

    “Your aura looks cloudy, are you drinking enough water?” (Not realising that “water” is “vodka” in Lohanese.)

    “Why not try some acupuncture to help you with these feelings/smoking crack/drinking too much?”

    Knowing full well that she’s avoiding any kind of self-awareness (other than self-entitlement) and trying to work through her actual, real-life, hurtful stuff she’s lived/living through. (God, I can’t believe it – I sound like I actually have some empathy for her.)

  85. Quest says:

    Straight up shorts on crack, her legs are awful looking. Come on LL, holding up your lighter during a tribute to the late Amy W doesn’t qualify to get a free backstage pass.

    Ladies pass me a drink, it’s Fridaaaaaaaaaaaaay

  86. Bess says:

    @Madisyn, Totally agree with you, if Lohan is going to that new age, psycho babble place, she’s not getting the kind of intense therapy that she obviously needs.

    Agree with her that she’s going to need to deal with being pimped out and supporting her whole damn family as a teenager. They’re all still living off her to this very day. I also wouldn’t be shocked if she didn’t have some major anger issues with both parents.

    I must admit, I do feel a little bit of sympathy for this girl. Yes, she’s her own worst enemy most of the time, she’s got some deep emotional issues that are destroying her.

    So, you don’t think there’s any chance she’s dating one of the guys from Coldplay???? I would think someone one would have caughte them together by now.

  87. Madisyn says:

    @ bellaluna and @ Quest

    Lets start with a pitcher of cracktini’s for the three of us, shall we. *pouring, passing, garnishing with melon balls, here you go. Down the hatch!*

    @ Bess, belly up to the bar and join us in our pitcher of cracktini’s. Oh, she has anger issues, alright. Throwing drinks in SamRo’s face, starting fights with Avril at the Marmont, picking fights over a table at some club and throwing a drink at the woman at the table because she was sitting with an ex of Blohans. I could go on but you get the gist.

    I too, fell sympathy when discussing her parents and whatnot, but then a story like this comes along about her throwing a hissy fit cuz she was denied access backstage and then I remember why I can’t stand the little insolent, entitled twit. And no, I don’t believe she’s dating a band member, if she was, she would have already had the all access pass and wouldn’t have to ask for it.

  88. Madisyn says:

    bellaluna

    Since I helped hostess for you, you can help me bartend with the happy hour crowd at “The Treehouse Bar & Grille”. Its getting crowded and I need a little help.

    Instituting a new policy. No more @ signs from me.

    I know its just you, Quest, and myself but its going to get very busy, very soon.

  89. skilo says:

    “And before everyone jumps to conclusion and says its because Lindsay and her mom wanted to sue Glee because Mrs. Coldplay made fun of her, there’s a perfectly simple and rational explanation for all this: Poor people make Gwyneth Paltrow vomit. It’s true. I saw her walk past a homeless person once, and she yakked into a diamond-crusted spittoon, nestled carefully in a Baby Bjorn for just such a purpose.”-The Superficial

    LOL- Thought I’d share that with you y’all in case you hadn’t seen it. :)

  90. the original bellaluna says:

    Thank you, Madisyn. I’ll be glad to help. What does everyone need?

    Also, before I get attacked, I know that massage, Reiki, acupuncture, and meditation all have their place in helping people heal and health maintenance.

    But Blohan needs some ACTUAL, SERIOUS, psychotherapy. She needs some one-on-one help.

    Brava, Dawning Red.

    Oh Bess, is that actually what she’s SAYING? Boggles my mind – like anyone would believe that tripe!

    Thanks for that golden (I mean Platinum. I mean Titanium. What’s next?) nugget, skilo!

  91. skilo says:

    If Lilo is dating Guy Berryman, then I’m engaged to Prince Harry.

  92. Seal Team 6 says:

    Maybe in Linnocentese, “dating” means “once gave a beej to.”

  93. Bess says:

    Madisyn: Speaking of SamRo… while she’s clearly no angel, I do think she tried to help Lilo and stuck by her through prison, multiple rehabs and physical fights. I also think that she was one of the only people in Lohan’s life who didn’t use her for fame and/or money.

  94. Madisyn says:

    Seal Team

    I think you may be on to something.

    Skilo

    If Blohan is dating Guy Berryman, I’m secretly married to Brad Pitt. Ssshh, Angelina doesn’t know. On a more serious note, Blohan couldn’t ‘date’ the guy who collects the concert tickets at the entrance to the stadium.

  95. Seal Team 6 says:

    Okay, I’m Buddhist, and meditate every day for an hour, and do all-day sits at my local zendo every couple of months. Meditation is very, very beneficial for most people, but Linnocent needs a PSYCHIATRIST, not even a psychologist. If she wasn’t a sociopath, meditation would probably be an important part of her life.

    And yes, I know that Buddhists shouldn’t go all Mean Girl on people. I fully admit I have trouble letting go of my loathing for Crackie.

  96. kelbear says:

    Looking at her lips make mine hurt.

  97. Lucky Charm says:

    Yay, 5:15, I’m off work, and it’s Friday! May I have a red bull & vodka to start off with, please?

  98. Shelley says:

    Lady D and Firecracker, in saving those kittens, you did more good in the world than Linmate has ever done and ever will do, unless she changes course 180.

    And her Receding *hairline*!! Think Queen Elizabeth!! I still want her extensions to have their own reality show.. They are frightening and clearly alive.

  99. the original bellaluna says:

    Here you go, Lucky Charm! With vodka melon balls on the side.

    Yes, kudos to my fellow adoptive parents of hairy kids!

  100. Mouse says:

    What a lost little soul.

  101. Chris says:

    If they’re gonna make up a story couldn’t they come with something better than that?

    It reminds me of a story about a friend of mine who had a nervous breakdown and thought he was Elvis. After he was admitted to the psychiatric ward he came across another guy in there who thought he was Todd Woodbridge, so my friend and all the other Elvises went up to him and said “Todd you could’ve been anyone!”

  102. Madisyn says:

    Breaking News:

    Call me a ‘Lohan’ but it that idiot wearing a bra? For the first time EVER? Do I see bra straps?

    Oh Here Go, Hell Come

    Pass me a cracktail, quick. Hurry please! Armegeddon is here.

  103. the original bellaluna says:

    OK, as shockedandappalled mentioned, there is not way that is Blohan’s natural hair! Her hair is way too damaged and busted to have a braid that thick (unless it’s a clip-on).

    I had 2 Pomeranians (or really hairy Persians, whichever you prefer) worth of hair cut yesterday, and my braid was AT LEAST THAT THICK prior to my shearing!

    p.s. – Her soul isn’t lost – White Oprah sold it to the highest bidder. :(

  104. JaneWonderfalls says:

    Lindsay looks like when she bathes she still looks dirty, Please Linnocent go back to your natural hair color, it would make you look so much cleaner and younger, well that might be stretching it but it will make you look better, Redheads always look superb as redheads!

  105. Boo says:

    Gotta share the love of hairy kids and the people who rescue them. I have 3 dogs and 2 cats, and 4/5 are rescues…having them in my life is one of my greatest joys. <3

    I believe an English-Lohanese Dictionary is on the horizon…

  106. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Thank you!

  107. the original bellaluna says:

    Oops! Happy B-day, dread pirate! I’ve got a virgin lintini (I know, I know, oxymoron) with your name on it! ;)

  108. Melancholy says:

    @Innocent
    Oh right, she just thought to herself “I have no idea what’s in my system today, I’d better get tested for my own peace of mind. After all, I have never knowingly ingested anything…”
    Well we’ve all been there.

  109. Sara says:

    I don’t think it’s racist to wear self tanner. If my legs looked like hers I would do something about it before I stepped out like that.

    It’s possible to be pale and have nice skin. Amanda Seyfried is supper pale and it works. Lilo just looks awful.

  110. Lady D says:

    Hey Boo, “I believe an English-Lohanese Dictionary is on the horizon”
    This is Crackie we’re talking. She has an extremely limited vocabulary. We could probably get away with adding 1 word to each calendar page as long as we skip all holidays and weekends.

  111. mary simon says:

    If I were Coldplay, I wouldn’t even want her in the audience.

  112. Jazz says:

    She denies everything that’s ever writtten about her. She must pour over every gossip site just to see if she’s mentioned. How sad.

    And dating one of the band members my ass! More like she gave a beej to one of their roadies!

  113. Jacqueline says:

    She reminds me of Elvis with the facial bloat and glasses. If only her music was as good as his.

  114. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    With her original red hair and freckles Lindsay would look good.

  115. Cherry Rose says:

    @Jazz – You forget that a few years back, Lindsay admitted to reading the tabloids so she could look at the pictures of herself. So it’s highly probable that she goes to internet gossip sites now and reads the stories about her. She must obviously think that she looks hot in all the pictures of herself.

    @Madisyn – You’re probably right, the therapist/counselor Lindsay chose probably coddles her. Probably because if anyone dared to say something that Lindsay doesn’t want to hear (i.e. that she’s spoiled, entitled, lazy, is a liar and thief and a self indulgent addict), she would probably throw a huge temper tantrum and threaten to sue.

    Just an interesting observation, but Lindsay’s been wearing shorts, but her tops have been long sleeved. Is she trying to cover something up on her arms perhaps?

  116. Cherry Rose says:

    @Bess – I think Lindsay’s parents shouldn’t take all the blame. Madisyn pointed out in another thread that a few years back, Dina tried to suggest Lindsay should go to rehab and Lindsay punched Dina in the face (this was on released phone calls between Dina and Michael). Madisyn gave a theory that if Dina or Michael would ever try to tell Lindsay anything she didn’t want to hear, Lindsay would cut them off.

    I find her theory to be true, simply because once Lindsay let Michael back into her life last year, he’s been surprisingly quiet and hasn’t been going to the media to talk about Lindsay.

  117. Bess says:

    Well, apparently LiLo is in Chicago at Lollapalozaa.

    @CherryRose: If Dina was so convinced that LiLo was an addict, why did she allow underaged Ali to live with her sister for months at a time?

    Also, as soon as LiLo allowed her father to visit her in rehab, he sold photos of the two of them walking around the town near the Betty Ford center. He’s done numerous interviews since she’s been out of BF as well.

  118. Madisyn says:

    Mornin Cherry Rose, Bess

    How the f*ck is she in Chicago? Isn’t she to remain in Cali? The judge was clear, when she finishes CS (stop laughing everyone) she will be off ‘formal’ probation and it will become ‘summary’. Bess, please provide the website about Lalapalozza.

    Cherry Rose, Michael has been surprisingly quiet. FOR HIM. Yes he still sells out his daughter to the media but at least now, he doesn’t call TMZ and RADAR everytime she f*ckin farts.

    Also Bess, the incident with Blohan punching her own mother because she had the unmitigated gall of suggesting rehab, that happened a couple of years ago. As for Ali living with the crack addict, Blohan gets what she wants. If she wants Ali to babysit her, Dina has to comply. Or else.

  119. LittleDeadGirl says:

    All of you summed up the Lohan situation perfectly so all I’m gonna add is that I’m so sick of seeing this stupid trend of pockets longer than hem of shorts thing going on. What makes that sexy again?

  120. Cherry Rose says:

    @Bess – I’m not saying that Dina and Michael are wonderful parents. They most definitely have their faults, since they obviously taught Lindsay that she can act the way she does, and also make excuses for her constantly. I’m quite sure that it was Lindsay who demanded that Ali be with her constantly. And it’s probably easier for Dina’s life to say yes to Lindsay than to say no and have to deal with the scene that would ensue.

    And I’m talking about the past few months. Michael Lohan has said nothing negative about Lindsay to the press. Whereas before he’d be talking to any news outlet that would have him about Lindsay being an addict, now he has changed his tune and his surprisingly quiet.

    But again, in no way do I think that Dina and Michael are great parents. Not even ok parents. They are partly responsible for creating the Lindsay we see today.

  121. Madisyn says:

    Bess, I can’t find anything anywhere about Blohan in Chicago. What are you talkin about?

    Cherry Rose, I said the exact same thing as you just did except mine, of course, always goes to MOD jail.

  122. OhMyMy says:

    Michael hasn’t been that quiet. He has a story on Radar right now. He printed a letter he wrote to Ryan O’Neal comparing their situations and saying how much he related. BS of course. Not that Ryan or his family is perfect but what he’s dealing with re: his son is so much worse than what Lindsay has going on. None of Mikey’s business sticking his nose into it.

  123. Bess says:

    @ Cherry Rose: Michael hasn’t been as focal as he was in 2009-2010, but he’s still talking. Here is an article from Monday. http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/08/lindsay-lohan-partying-michael-lohan-concerned-sad-scary

    @Madisyn: check out Lohan’s twitter page. She has a photo of the band Foster the people on stage from last night. They were performing last night @ Lollapalooza in Chicago.

  124. the original bellaluna says:

    Okay, I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that Dina knows Michael and she have been *ahem* “lacking” in the Parental Guidance Department. BUT she also knows who the chief earner is in the family (HINT: NOT Michael or Dina, as it should be) and knows which side her bread is buttered on; thus, she lets Linnocent dictate what goes on, elsewise she’ll be destitute.

    Yeah, and there’s a story on ROL right now about Michael “reaching out” to Ryan O’Neill (as if he’d ever acknowledge Michael’s existence) talking about how he know what Ryan’s feeling and suffers from guilt about Blohan’s addictions.

    The big difference is, Ryan’s son has been in rehab MORE TIMES than Blohan (I know, how is that possible, right?) and Ryan has struggled for YEARS to help him.

    How is this crackhead is able to afford tickets to Coldplay and airfare to Chicago and tickets to Lollapalooza? I know, I know: she’s blowing the promoters. And the pilot. And the stewardesses. And maybe the road crew.

  125. Cherry Rose says:

    @Madisyn – Perhaps we are long lost sisters, because we always seem to be thinking the same thing (at least on the Linnocent posts anyway).

    @Bess – I read the article. Looks like the only thing Michael changed was he hasn’t been blabbing about more personal details from Lindsay’s life. Oh, and the fact he and Dina are on better terms. But, looks like you are right. The man can’t shut up. Though I’m wondering why Dina has been quiet lately…

    Though I found it funny that Michael thinks Lindsay can go to college with Ali. Neither Ali nor Lindsay seem to care about their education, so I’m trying to figure out what college would even take them. Not to mention the insanity that would ensue with Lindsay taking classes. (“Write my paper, I’m Lindsay Lohan!”)

  126. Madisyn says:

    bellaluna, there you are. I was starting to get worried. I looked for you in the treehouse, at the Treehouse Bar & Grille, couldn ‘t find you anywhere. I’m having a cracktini at OUR bar & grille, would you like me to rustle up one for you? May I have some melon balls, we need them for garnish?

    Anywho, I’ll bet Michael is LACKING in alot of departments, if you get my meaning. Yeah, Ryan O’Neal will NOT respond to Michael Lohan.

    How in the SamRo Hell is Blohan in Chicago? No photos of her leaving her house, no one at the airport got a camera phone shot, no one in O’Hare getting a pic, nothing at the concert, and most importantly, Blohan didn’t call the paps herself? This to me is very UNlohanesque. Conspiracy me wonders if she is in Chi Town, if she snuck off and didn’t get probations permission? Now doesn’t the thought of that scenario just make you want to jump for joy?

    Cherry Rose, we discussed this before, I think I’m old enough to be your mother. Your the daughter I never had.

    Neither of the Lohan girls finished High School (at least thats the rumor with Blohan, we know Ali hasn’t) no college would accept them without a HS diploma. Not to mention, Michael is delusional, neither Lohan girl has any intention of going to college. The only ambition these 2 twits have is to be ‘rich, famous, and a celebrity’ with little to no work involved. One IS IMfamous, the other WANTS to be. Sad.

  127. Bess says:

    @Madisyn: That’s a good point you brought up about Blohan needing permission to leave the state of CA b/c she’s on probation. While she probably is stupid enough to leave without it, I think the court has basically given up on trying to rehabilitate her and just wants her out of the system.

    Blohan has been hanging around with a new enabler- Gavin Doyle. He’s based in NYC, but seems to get to LA quite often. Apparently he’s a photographer.

    I can’t hate on Ali Lohan at this point. She’s still a kid and I doubt she realizes that Lindsay a big star any more.

    Does anyone actually believe Blohan has a SamRo chance in hell of making a hollywood.

  128. Bess says:

    @ Madisyn / @Cherry Rose / @ bellaluna:

    Has anyone actually figured out where Michael Lohan gets his money from, other than by selling stories about his daughter?

    He’s got to pay child support for 3 children and claims that he’s paying for the health insurance for 5 out of the 6 Lohans. He also spends a lot of time flying between LA-NY & Florida. That can’t be cheap.

  129. Seal Team 6 says:

    Linnocent is a high school dropout. The judge have also decreed Crackie has to get her GED.

  130. Madisyn says:

    Bess, I agree that the probation department has given up, BUT they couldn’t blatantly do nothing if she did leave the state without permission, being as this twit is ‘high profile’.

    Who is Gavin Doyle, more details please.

    I certainly don’t ‘hate’ on Ali. I actually feel sorry for her. She looks up to her big sister and wants to be just like her. The problem with that is, that’s it’s a lose lose situation. She’s a teenager, I certainly can understand her feelings. (although, I haven’t been a teen in many decades)

    Michael Lohan’s job IS to sell out his family, particularly Blohan. THAT IS HIS JOB. He has no other.

    I’m sorry but your wrong about child support. He only has child support obligations to Ali and Cody. Next year Ali is out. Michael Jr. is over 21, long since the expiration of child support. I don’t know about alimony, as he was married to Dina for well over 10 years but I can say he only has child support of 2 children now and next year, only one. As for the health insurance, that I won’t comment on, as I know nothing about it.

    Seal Team, what are you talkin about? A judge cannot make someone get a GED. Please be specific and have a cracktini on me.

  131. Bess says:

    @Madisyn:

    Doesn’t Michael Lohan have to pay child support for the daughter he allegedly fathered during the time he was separated from Dina. I believe her name is Ashely and she’s a year younger than Ali.

  132. Madisyn says:

    Bess, you are correct. Maybe I misunderstood, I thought you were talking about the ‘legitimate’ Lohan brood. My apologies.

    I answered your question, now answer mine. Who is Gavin Dayle?

  133. the original bellaluna says:

    Sorry, Madisyn, I was having a “me” day. I got a mani/pedi and it was DIVINE! With my haircut (Thursday) and my nails & pedi, I’m feeling like ME again!

    Excellent point about the “invisibility” of the Cracken going to Chicago. I’m willing to bet you’re right on the money, honey. She probably just bailed without permission (because, you know: Move that cone! I’m Lindsay Lohan!) and wanted it on the DL. Wouldn’t shock me in the least.

    As Bess (and a few others before her on previous threads) has suggested, I think the court system would rather just wash their hands of her and let her go on her merry-crackie way. I truly believe their motto regarding Blohan is “As long as she’s only hurting herself, let her fly.”

    As for Ali, she’s just a pawn in the game, I fear. A game between the Cracken, White Oprah, and Michael “Kick you in the tw@t; I record all my calls” Lohan.

    End well, this will not.

  134. Nicky says:

    It looks like Lindsay really is in Lollapalooza. MTV.com blogged on Friday “I nearly waltzed right into Lindsay Lohan, who accompanied her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson for a special surprise-guest DJ set.” Also, another person wrote on their tumblr that Lindsay was pissed that she took a picture of her. You can see the picture here: http://unflinchingly.tumblr.com/

  135. Chris says:

    It’s Samantha Ronson’s Birthday today. I wonder if Linnocent will be catching up with her or at least giving her a phone call to wish her well.

    Speaking of Ronson, if anyone doubts if she’s an addict check out the before picture:

    http://www.dubway.com/images/6-28acoustic.jpg

  136. Seal Team 6 says:

    I meant she should have told her to. And yes, a Judge can order someone to get their GED.

  137. Cherry Rose says:

    @Madisyn – Aww. Though I’m not too sure that I’m the daughter you’d have in mind. LoL.

    I think Bess meant Gavin Doyle. He’s a photographer it seems. I believe that this is his Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/SaveTheSociety

  138. Madisyn says:

    Mornin all

    bellaluna, good for you on having a ‘me’ day. You deserve it. As for the ‘Chicago’ shit, I’m still on the fence. Posters are saying she’s there but I have yet to see a photo. And like you, nothing about this twit would shock me either.

    Cherry Rose, don’t sell yourself short, girl.

    Seal Team, the judge can order Blohan to her GED all day long, but she won’t. We all know how Blohan follows judges orders. Alcohol classes? Community Service?

  139. Carolyn says:

    I’m missing something here (not up with US law as it relates to addicts). Why can’t Lindsay be forced to attend and stay in a mental facility for proper treatment? Does no one actually care for her welfare? It’s obvious she doesn’t. PS Coldplay wouldn’t even want her admitting to listening to their music – it’s not good PR for them. Or Goop.

  140. Bess says:

    @ Madisyn- re: your comment about Blohan not following judges orders. Do you think she just doesn’t give a damn or is she dumb enough to think that judge’s orders are just suggestions????

  141. Boo says:

    About the judge being able to force her to stay in a treatment program: interestingly, she has been sent to inpatient treatment places for addiction (UCLA 2010, I think) but was released very early because the doctors there did not believe she needed to be there (and it is $$$$$$ to be an inpatient anywhere for any reason in this country). Of course, she violated shortly after her release from UCLA and subsequently went on to voluntarily check in to Betty Ford as a way to avoid jail for THAT violation. Judge Sautner does not believe that her problems stem from drug/alcohol abuse, which is why, I guess, she has ordered no testing. She seems to believe (and one wonders where Judge Sautner got her medical degree) that Lindsay will benefit from therapy but apparently did not specify what kind of therapy needed to happen, or for how long, as LL appears to be going to a New Agey kind of place…so we shall see. It seems only a matter of time until she finds herself in trouble yet again, as this merry-go-round ride is far from over.

  142. Melancholy says:

    She started really young with the drinking heavily and skanking it up at night clubs. I wonder if she has even noticed yet that there’s nothing actually fun about it? I believe most people do that because it’s considered the *cool* way to behave. Even though they just feel sick all day the next day and have to try to remember who they banged in an alley. Blech.

    And Get off my lawn! :)

  143. skeptical says:

    @Nicky… whoa whoa blohan ACCOMPANIED Ronson? I know blohan was there.. she tweeted a pic of Foster the people and I’m told they’re playing lollapalooza… as is Samantha Ronson.. she was livestreamed from some Xbox show about an hour after some dude named Ferras who is apparently one of lilo’s buds?
    But this accompanying thing… really?
    Is Samantha insane? (is that a dumb question?)

    thanks for pic.. I’m sure the crew here will have fun. that’s definitely our favorite crackie!

    lilo’s tweeted pic: http://www.whosay.com/lindsaylohan/photos/53512

    To Chris.. that pic was snapped in 2004… which was also pre-lilo.. wonder if there’s a connection?
    i still say no way Samantha’s an addict to anything.. because she keeps her gigs too well.

  144. Nicky says:

    @skeptical, I’m doubtful about the MTV reported sighting because various people online have placed Sam elsewhere at the time but who knows? There was little to go on at that point to confirm LiLo’s whereabouts so I just posted it. The Chicago Tribune spotted her and more sources will probably have stories to tell now the weekend’s over.
    I found a fan pic or two of her at the Coldplay concert and it appears she wasn’t as close to the stage as TMZ claimed. It was hard to tell for certain but I’d guess she was at least 5 or 6 rows from the front. Good seats but not impressive if you were given tickets/passes and your a friend of the band (yeah right).

  145. Madisyn says:

    Bess darling, I personally think, she just doesn’t GIVE A F*CK! about anything or anyone not herself. She isn’t dumb, just misguided and delusional, thinking the world revolves around her. I don’t know if your new to this site, as I’ve speculated on her behavior in the past. Long story short, I think she ‘rebels’ like a teenager, not having a proper childhood, SOMETIMES I think she just does the opposite of what she’s told to do. . . like a teenager.

    Bess, now I’ve given you my opinion, now you give me yours. What are your thoughts? Why do you think she does the things she does?

    Boo, I know my opinion is not the conventional wisdom, but mine none the less. I know she has violated said drug and or alcohol tests in the past, but I firmly believe she is not an addict addict. Yes, your correct, she has failed drug and or alcohol tests in the past but they were one off’s, not several failed tests, like an addict would fail. I think, like not failing this last ‘drug’ testing, she can forgo drugs ‘when she absolutely has to’, I’ve said as much in the past. This is an entitled insolent little twit who will do as she pleases, judges and everyone else be damned. JMO

    Nicky, I’m with you. Until I see some ‘hard proof’ Blohan and Ronson are in Chicago, I’m going to believe they’re not. We are talking about Blohan here, who can’t go the the restroom without calling the paps.

  146. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Hey ladies! I’m back for the party after accidently hitting the ‘report spam’ on my earlier comment so have been unable to post since b4 the w/e!!!! Ahhhh stupidity!!! ;( Too much crack snacks and meth cubes whilst waiting to be freed from spam jail (a big thank u to Katie in the spam filter dept. 4 getting me back online & back to the lovely tailgaters!) :D

    @ OhMyMy, glad u got an english translation for the words, as u see above I spammed myself so couldn’t reply till now!

    Agree with all posters who say Sam is an addict,
    she hardly looks like the picture of a healthy sober lass! She looks f’ing awful!

    Anyhows ladie *raising a Cracktini to you* if anyone is still partying from the debris of this w/e ;)

  147. Frank says:

    Let her suck her way backstage like the rest of the trash.

  148. TXCinderella says:

    Ugh, she is just nasty looking these days. She needs to go back to the red hair and quit trying to dress sexy. It just looks trashy on her, but maybe that is what she is striving for, to look more edgy.

  149. Bess says:

    @Madisyn: I think it’s a combination of things with Blohan. She doesn’t seem to understand “cause and effect” and that there are consequences for her behavior.

    I also think she may be rebelling and that she might not want to be a “working actor” in legitimate films like she claims. If she truly wanted to make a comeback, she’s be living a clean and sober life and staying out of the clubs. She would realize that’s the only way to rebuild her public image.

    At present, she seems to be saying the right words, but she’s still partying. I think she’s doing some things to spite Dina & her Michael Lohan for making her the family “cash cow”.

    Here’s a link to an article in People mag mentioning that Blohan was in Chicago
    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20516355,00.html

  150. Boo says:

    @Madisyn: you may be right about Lindsay not having an addiction. I guess my point was more to question the wisdom of Judge Sautner, who basically told Lindsay to do whatever she wants as long as she gets something called therapy and does her CS. To NOT test her is the same as putting the pipe in her hand, and allowing her to run wild this way is counterproductive to her completing her CS or her therapy. Thus, the judge’s orders seem to be sending conflicting messages (get stumbling drunk all you want despite your history of DUIs, but get down to the DWC and work for 4 hours a day! Feel free to do whatever drugs you want, but do talk about it in therapy!).

  151. Madisyn says:

    Bess, thats a good theory. ‘Rebeling’ against being the family ‘cash cow’. Never thought about it before. Its definetly a good possibility.

    The ‘People’ blurb just confirms my suspicion that she ‘snuck off’ to Chicago without permission. If true, get ready for an epic tailgate ladies.

    When Blohan hides from the press, something is definetly ‘rotten in Denmark’.

  152. Madisyn says:

    Boo, the way you put it, makes complete sense. I’m with you on the Sautner crap. To not test someone with multiple DUI’s and a history of failing drug/alcohol tests when required is absolute insanity. You gotta wonder who the twit is bribing and/or paying off because this ‘kid gloves’ bull shit wouldn’t happen with anyone else.

    Don’t you just LOVE the ad at the top of the page for the Betty Ford Center. Coincidence? I think not. LMFAO

  153. Bess says:

    Madisyn & Boo,

    I just hope someone reports Blohan to the probation department if she did indeed leave LA without permission.

    BTW, I don’t think LL has a chance of recovery as long as she’s still in contact with either parent or as long as she insists on living in LA (or NYC).

  154. Madisyn says:

    Bess, thats the difference between myself and most of the posters here. Addicts come in all shapes and sizes, from coast to coast. Living in LA or NYC is not necessarily the problem, if your an addict, you can find drugs/alcohol in ‘anywhere’ USA. You have to want to stay clean for yourself, first and foremost. Again, my opinion only, I believe Blohan drinks and drugs excessively because SHE WANTS TO. She MAY BE an addict, but she does tend to ‘quit’ when she absolutely has too. Again, my opinion only.

  155. Bess says:

    @Madisyn, I do agree with you in that LL needs to want to be sober for herself and that she’d be able to get drugs and/or alcohol anywhere.

    It just seems like she hangs around with a cast of characters who seem to be around just for the party.

    What do you about my theory that Blohan hands needs to keep both parents at arm’s length to recover.

  156. theaPie says:

    Sooo late to this party.

    Really, I doubt she does meth. It’s such a dirty drug and makes you age so quickly – I think she is into alcohol, cocaine and narcotics.

    I’d say her bruises are from her constantly falling down – God knows the paps get enough photos of it. Just imagine how much she many tumbles she take that don’t get snapped?

    The teeth are just general hygiene neglect IMO, plus all the sugar that is in alcohol. And bloat (OMG those legs) is likely a combo of the coke and alcohol. She must have the liver of a 90 year old.

  157. skeptical says:

    i dunno…. she has aged very quickly.. are you sure it isn’t meth or something equally hard?
    remember that video of blohan melting down on Ronson’s porch? She seemed on something really hard then.
    And the pink bathrobe pics we all love so much.. she looks pretty old there.. her slightly-less-old appearance now could be due to plastic surgery of some sort, injectables perhaps. Sometimes she gets a chipmunk-cheek look like madonna has in candids.

    i also read somewhere (maybe an old comment on here) about a close-up of her eyes, that the black spots in the irises were increasing and were a sign of liver damage?

    I know nothing of drug effects, my own “drugs” being caffeine and chocolate and Taco Bell :)
    But she does seem to be aging very fast. Still can’t believe she’s.. what… 25?
    She looks so hard in these photos here..and those sharp eyebrows aren’t helping! Paging Michael k!

  158. Miss Diagnosed says:

    The New York Post says that St. Linnocent was at Lollapalooza in Chicago. I’d like to know how someone can leave the state of California, when they’re on FORMAL PROBATION, and have been admonished by the Judge only a few weeks ago, after crying poverty in designer duds. Oh that’s right……..

    “MOVE THAT STATE LINE, I’M LINDSAY LOHAN!”

    This b*tch will never get better until reality and karma tag team her and right quick. She’s pi**ing me off by the second.