Kelly Brook’s biscuit-grazing minidress: inappropriate or adorable?


Boris Johnson, the mayor of London, announced the “London Sky Ride 2011” yesterday, and Kelly Brook was on hand to promote the event, which is basically a seven-mile bike ride for charity, I think. This is what Kelly wore – a biscuit-grazing mini-dress and heels. I mean, she’s so pretty, and the outfit is cute. But how in the world are you supposed to ride a bike in it? And how are there NOT 20-million photos of Kelly’s biscuits? I don’t understand? Did photographers all collectively forget the concept of “up-skirt” photos yesterday? It’s not like they would have even had to try that hard. Kelly is basically wearing a short smock, and she was on a bike. It’s just point and click.

Kelly told reporters, “Cycling is a fun way to spend time with friends and keep in shape. This will be my third year supporting the Mayor of London’s Sky Ride and I can’t wait for the 4th September to come around. It’s such a fantastic way to get out on your bike and enjoy the sights of the capital in your own time, with friends or family. Plus there is loads of stuff going on throughout the day to enjoy on and off your bike. So what are you waiting for? Come down and join me for a fun-packed family day out!” Oh, Kelly. It’s going to be so difficult for all of those dudes to ride their bikes when they have raging erections. She’s so cute.

By the way, she wants to get married. Cue a million marriage proposals by the end of the day:

Kelly Brook would “love” to get married. The ‘Piranha 3D’ actress – who experienced a tragic miscarriage in March – would like to walk down the aisle with her rugby player boyfriend Thom Evans at some point in the future but is not in a rush and is focusing on being a “good girlfriend” for the moment.

She said: “One day I’d love to have children and I’d love to be married but now I’m just focusing on working on staying healthy and fit and being a good girlfriend. That’s my priority. When the time’s right and if it happens, it happens. I won’t be proposing to anyone anytime soon, put it that way.”

Kelly, 31, is currently enjoying spending time at home with her family in Kent, South East England, getting back in shape and focusing on her modelling and acting careers.

She added: “I’ve been getting fit, working out, riding my bike, going back to the gym and doing photo shoots and modeling. It’s been really nice to get back in my body and get fit again. I’ve really enjoyed just being with boyfriend and my family, being at home in Kent and having time to myself.”

[From Contact Music]

Considering I’m now kind of in love with her, I’d really like to see Kelly break out in America in a big way, and find some American dude to raise her profile. I hear George Clooney’s trying to dump Crazy Keibler… maybe he could give Kelly a go? She’s his type – brunette, great figure, not a rocket scientist. I would LOVE Kelly and Clooney together.






Photos courtesy of WENN.

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

26 Responses to “Kelly Brook’s biscuit-grazing minidress: inappropriate or adorable?”

Comments are Closed

We close comments on older posts to fight comment spam.

  1. DogBoy says:

    now, THAT’S a woman.

  2. The Bobster says:

    Very nice, except for the pleating in the bib top.

  3. rekrap says:

    I’m British and I really don’t care for her. She’s pretty and has a great figure but she’s also very dull and you get bored listening to her speak after about 2 minutes. She just seems to be everywhere for no reason but to look pretty

  4. Ell says:

    Funny because Kelly and Lisa Snowdon, George’s ex, appeared in the BBC’s Strictly Coming Dancing together and became good friends. They’re quite similar, personality-wise.

    Kelly would look good with Clooney but I think she’s loved up with the hunky Thom and she also wants a family, I don’t think it would work with George:(

  5. lola says:

    for some reason, she can get away with some of the most ridiculous outfits, and I think it’s cause she has a such a great bod and her face is sweet.

  6. lucy2 says:

    Who is she?
    The outfit is cute, but the short skirt and heels are not good for bike riding, though it seems she did little more than a photoshoot.

  7. Sequined Pajamas says:

    I think she looks fabulous!!! I love her hair!

  8. Franny says:

    her waist is tiny!

  9. Catherine says:

    I hate that pose in the first pic.

  10. ladybert62 says:

    She looks like she is fun and knows how to enjoy life! And I really do not believe she is going to ride a bicycle in that shortie and those spike shoes – but hey, what do I know!

  11. couldn'thelpit says:

    ya know, before Kaiser I had no idea who she is. And because of Kaiser, I think she’s pretty affable. Sofia Vergara meets Minka Kelly? Ah, damn your persuasive words! =P

  12. original kate says:

    her figure is great but the black piping across the chest makes her boobs look saggy. FAIL.

  13. Stubbylove says:

    She is a gorgeous woman. I couldn’t get over the pic of Mr. Johnson – mayor of London – He totally looks like a morph of Donald Trump in that pic!

  14. MikaMoo says:

    The outfit is ridiculous… it looks like it should be on a little girl. Tacky. She’s so beautiful… this outfit ruins it.

  15. your mama says:

    Stubbylove, I thought he was Donald Trump too!!

  16. Cait says:

    That must be a skort, right? I used to wear what looked like short skirts to ride my bike all the time, but they had “hidden” shorts built in.

  17. ERM says:

    If I remember correctly she wore heels last year too. She always looks lovely, very feminine. I lived in London for several years and could never understand why so many people trashed her. She’s pretty, killer bod and not sleazy. She seems nice too.

  18. 4Real says:

    LOL! I thought it was that SNL actor that impersonates Trump.

    You can’t ride a bike with that dress! She’s very pretty and has great legs. I just have no idea wth she is.

  19. Scarlet Vixen says:

    It looks kinda like a tennis outfit, so I’m betting there’s little shorts, or bunners, underneath. The platform heels are just silly, tho.

  20. Lairen says:

    That dress is so ugly, so unflaterring, and how the hell you gonna ride a bike in that thing? Come on, respect other people and don’t go flashing us all your hooha.

  21. Ell says:

    @ERM – Kelly had a presenting job on early morning tv years ago, she WAS pretty dire but to be fair it was too much responsbility for her age and ever since she has been saddled with that performance.

    I thought she did it great job presenting the Dirty Dancing tv series a couple of years ago but as it was shown on a not so watched channel I don’t think it was noted.

  22. Gwen says:

    I’m girlcrushing a bit on her but I think this dress is a bit too much – or rather too little.

  23. Nudgie says:

    I think she is the most adorable and most sexy woman on the planet. I don’t care about acting, modeling and the other stuff.

    If Thom Evans doesn’t marry her he is the biggest idiot in the world (who doesn’t belong to the Tea Party…)

  24. Mi says:

    Thank you Kaiser for giving me my new favorite word for the you know what: biscuit!

  25. Playlist says:

    At first glance I thought it was Donald Trump (with another bad rug on his head) and his wife. But the bicycles looked out of character for them.

    Those shoes wouldn’t last a minute on a bike ride. They’d get caught in the pedal and we would quickly find out whether she has proper knickers under that short skirt when she falls over. The dress (and hair) have a very Austin Powers movie wardrobe look.

  26. Camille says:

    Now Clooney and Kelly could be a couple I could get behind. They would be cute together. And shes his type.