Honestly, I’m not even sure George Clooney is still boning Stacy Keibler. Usually, when Clooney starts dating a girl, she gets the PR rollout pretty quickly. There will be a “What you need to know about Clooney’s new girl” piece in People Magazine, followed by glowing reports of how THIS is the girl who finally stole Clooney’s heart, followed quickly by a red carpet debut as a couple, because Clooney schedules his new relationships to coincide with his promotional schedule. Stacy Keibler hasn’t gotten much of that, and I feel like the articles about their relationship (they’re “more than a fling” but “not monogamous”) have come from HER, not HIM. I also feel like Stacy has gone rogue a bit – usually George’s girls start out much more discreet. Something about a “golden gagging clause” I believe. Anyway, In Touch Weekly has the latest Keibler-centric piece which just makes her sound dumb.
Stacy Keibler managed to snag George Clooney in July, but the former WWE wrestling champ may be single very soon if she doesn’t keep her trap shut!
“Stacy gushes that they’re in love,” a friend tells In Touch, adding that the 31-year-old insists she is “different” from George’s past conquests. In fact, Stacy is so smitten, she has taken to stopping off at George’s Studio City, CA, house to hang out, but she doesn’t stay the night.
Still, she boasts that’s going to change very, very soon, reveals the friend.
“They haven’t discussed moving in together yet, but she thinks that definitely isn’t far off.”
Stacy might want to check in with George about that before she hires movers. He made it crystal clear that he will never marry again after his 1993 divorce from Talia Balsam. And George, 50, abruptly ended his two-year romance with Elisabetta Canalis in June after she follishly said in a magazine interview that she would wed in the future.
Despite Stacy and George’s disconnect over their relationship status, at least for now he doesn’t have a problem rebounding from Elisabetta by taking Stacy to the mat. Notes the friend, “Their sex life is super-hot.”
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]
Seriously, 31? Once again, I’m going to need to see this one’s birth certificate. As for Stacy running over to Clooney’s place all the time – he’s been in Lake Como, hasn’t he? And Stacy has been in LA? I think Clooney figured that he got a crazy one this time, and he was all, “Babe, I need to be in Italy right now. I’ll call you… later.” And Stacy heard, “Please move into my house while I’m gone and begin telling people that we‘re engaged.” You see, George, THIS is why you should stop dating such dumb women. He can’t help it. He gets hard for dumb, vapid women with great figures. And you people think he’s gay! Isn’t “getting hard for dumb, vapid women with great figures” in The Heterosexual Dude’s Handbook?
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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