George Clooney’s Stacy Keibler situation is already a hot mess

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Honestly, I’m not even sure George Clooney is still boning Stacy Keibler. Usually, when Clooney starts dating a girl, she gets the PR rollout pretty quickly. There will be a “What you need to know about Clooney’s new girl” piece in People Magazine, followed by glowing reports of how THIS is the girl who finally stole Clooney’s heart, followed quickly by a red carpet debut as a couple, because Clooney schedules his new relationships to coincide with his promotional schedule. Stacy Keibler hasn’t gotten much of that, and I feel like the articles about their relationship (they’re “more than a fling” but “not monogamous”) have come from HER, not HIM. I also feel like Stacy has gone rogue a bit – usually George’s girls start out much more discreet. Something about a “golden gagging clause” I believe. Anyway, In Touch Weekly has the latest Keibler-centric piece which just makes her sound dumb.

Stacy Keibler managed to snag George Clooney in July, but the former WWE wrestling champ may be single very soon if she doesn’t keep her trap shut!

“Stacy gushes that they’re in love,” a friend tells In Touch, adding that the 31-year-old insists she is “different” from George’s past conquests. In fact, Stacy is so smitten, she has taken to stopping off at George’s Studio City, CA, house to hang out, but she doesn’t stay the night.

Still, she boasts that’s going to change very, very soon, reveals the friend.

“They haven’t discussed moving in together yet, but she thinks that definitely isn’t far off.”

Stacy might want to check in with George about that before she hires movers. He made it crystal clear that he will never marry again after his 1993 divorce from Talia Balsam. And George, 50, abruptly ended his two-year romance with Elisabetta Canalis in June after she follishly said in a magazine interview that she would wed in the future.

Despite Stacy and George’s disconnect over their relationship status, at least for now he doesn’t have a problem rebounding from Elisabetta by taking Stacy to the mat. Notes the friend, “Their sex life is super-hot.”

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

Seriously, 31? Once again, I’m going to need to see this one’s birth certificate. As for Stacy running over to Clooney’s place all the time – he’s been in Lake Como, hasn’t he? And Stacy has been in LA? I think Clooney figured that he got a crazy one this time, and he was all, “Babe, I need to be in Italy right now. I’ll call you… later.” And Stacy heard, “Please move into my house while I’m gone and begin telling people that we‘re engaged.” You see, George, THIS is why you should stop dating such dumb women. He can’t help it. He gets hard for dumb, vapid women with great figures. And you people think he’s gay! Isn’t “getting hard for dumb, vapid women with great figures” in The Heterosexual Dude’s Handbook?

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  1. Cherry says:

    @Kaiser LOL at ‘Isn’t “getting hard for dumb, vapid women with great figures” in The Heterosexual Dude’s Handbook?’

    YES IT IS. I’ve never gotten the gay rumors surrounding Clooney. He’s obviously a straight dude of the vilest kind.
    He sure knows how to pick them though, doesn’t he? I haven’t got the faintest idea who this girl is, but look at her bikini bod! That is one INSANELY great body.

  2. Tanguerita says:

    Does anyone remember Céline Balitran?the one that actually lasted longer than any other girl?Because Stacey (while dumb as hell)does remind me of this “french dip” of him – his words, not mine:-)
    http://bit.ly/nfEn86

  3. Bubulle says:

    It’s always the same story George Clooney keeps dating the same attention whoring bimboS and then dumps them when they start talking about marriage.

  4. the original bellaluna says:

    This one’s obviously been doing Shots of Delusion with Linnocent & White Oprah!

    And, well, she’s got the “dumb” part of the dumb blonde thing on lock. Seriously, has she not read a single thing about her predecessors and what that kind of talk does to GC’s relationships?

  5. Franny says:

    wait, I’m confused. Are you saying that you think she is older than 31? I think she looks just her age – she looks really good. I mean, if you put her and that childbride next to each other, I would totally guess the ages were switched.

  6. JulieM says:

    I think George is a control freak. That’s why he always dates someone un-famous and not on his talent level. He must maintain control of the relationship at all costs. He could not handle a woman with talent and substance. Celine was probably the best of the bunch. Also liked Sarah Larson even though she was a Vegas party girl. She seemed sweet but caught the marriage/baby fever like all the rest. This one sounds dumber than a bag of hammers. No one is ever going to tie old George down.

  7. brin says:

    Maybe he should date a few women, that way he doesn’t have to get serious with anyone and the women will know up front they aren’t the only ones. We all know by now he’s a “confirmed bachelor”.

  8. Katalina says:

    I’m very surprised he chose this one. She doesn’t look anything like Cindy Crawford, and that seems to be the template for him. In my crazy head he’s always been in love with his best friend’s wife and is trying to find his own version, but just can’t replicate the original. Do you think Randy and Cindy notice that all Clooney’s broads look like her?

  9. shay kay says:

    George is so honest about his intention to remain single that I figure girlfriend is just garning as much publicity as she can before he dumps her. He may not have counted on that thus time to get out of the country. Can’t imagine he likes this “so in love” and “gonna move in together” BS starting at the beginning of the relationship. The Kieb should have read her George handbook and she’d know that is stuff she gets to say right before he snatches his key from her and tosses all the designer luggage he bought her right out the door.
    BTW, you think Leo is going to be like George? Ten years from now will Leo be like “Yo hot bodied skank read the f**k** handbook – no interviews, no marriage, but you get nice luggage, a key for a while, and lots of face recognition.

  10. eileen says:

    I think that’s the method to his madness. He dates these famewhores because he knows they will open their trap at some point and force him to dump them. There’s no arguing about the why’s-everyone and their dog knows that as soon as they get cocky and give that interview, they might as well pack it up and go home.
    He’s hot. Damn.

  11. Ari says:

    Her stomach is insanely awesome.

  12. DeeVine says:

    I’m hitting the gym tomorrow after looking at that bikini photo.

  13. TQB says:

    I think she looks 31. However, I was a closet WWE fan about 10 years ago and she was already a well-known character (sorry, “athlete”). So the only reason I’d doubt the 31 thing is that it seems she’s been around for a pretty long time. But i guess she could have been only 19 or so when she got into the WWE? I mean, 10 years ago she was pretty and hot, didn’t look much different than she does now. Hard to believe she could look 31 at 20 and still only look 31 at 31…

  14. cindigirl says:

    I think it’s really funny that every girl G dates is automatically labeled “dumb” and/or a “famewhore.” Think there’s a little jealousy involved here. LOL

  15. Mae East says:

    Agree that she looks amazing, but also do think she seemed to be older than 26 when she was on “Dancing with the Stars” five years ago…I would have guessed she was 31 THEN.

  16. i.want.shoes says:

    Another guy who would be too intimidated by a pretty girl with brains/talent with a career of her own.

  17. WillyNilly says:

    Dear god that body must take a lot of work. I was going to say ‘psh, I could do that if I worked out 3 hours a day’….NO I CAN’T. That bitch done sold her soul to the devil.

  18. lucy2 says:

    I think the tabloids just recycle the same story and swap out the name every time he gets a new girl.
    Her body is ridiculous. I thought she was older than 31 too – she doesn’t look it, I just thought she was.

  19. Turtle Dove says:

    Her body is insane. *envy*

  20. Truthful says:

    GC is gay bottomline, handsome to me but not interested in nothing other than a FRIEND girl for media purposes.

  21. spinner says:

    I am really tired of Clooney’s schtick. He ain’t fooling any one.

  22. Dana M says:

    What a great body! Jealous!

  23. Debra says:

    Why doesn’t George just get with Charlize Theron..I believe she has stated she will never marry…they would probably do well together

  24. Goofpuff says:

    I remember her from DwTS and she had the most amazing long legs. I was seriously WOW those are long. So jealous.

  25. werty says:

    cindigirl:
    August 26th, 2011 at 9:54 am
    I think it’s really funny that every girl G dates is automatically labeled “dumb” and/or a “famewhore.” Think there’s a little jealousy involved here. LOL
    ____________________________

    So true… And he aint hot (my opinion can have something to do with the fact that hes older than my dad, and reminds me of my grandpa)

    Also i dont doubt some of the women are dumb, just not all.

  26. Joe's Mom says:

    Dumb might not be the right word. But they ALL eventually seem to get to an overly-confident place in their relationship with him, then they start blabbing about where the relationship is headed, i.e., pregnancies, marriage (it of course reaches him and the general public) and even WE all know that this is a fatal mistake, as far as he, and their relationship, is concerned. He just does not tolerate being told by girlfriends where his relationship is headed — and about 2 weeks after the “fateful blab”, they will be history. Stacy seems to have progressed to this point at warp speed, IF you want to believe ITW.

  27. Sara says:

    What does seriously 31 mean? She looks even younger than that! She is beautiful and has the body of 21 year old! Go Stacy!

  28. The Original Ashley says:

    Cherry – No but I remember Krista Allen who dated him for like 6 years or something (I remember it being very long for the Cloon). She was probably his perfect girl; didn’t fame whore, wasn’t a big star and didn’t mind not being in the spotlight anymore. Hell she even got some roles in his films. I don’t think he’s ever done that with any other girl.

    Stacy kind of looks like Celine, but a trashier version. Celine certainly looked classier than the broads Clooney usually dates.

  29. The Original Ashley says:

    TQB – me too! Ahahaha. My brother used to watch it and I got hooked. I swear it’s like the boy’s version of a soap opera. And I remember her when she was up and coming, so 31 is kind of odd, unless she was in her early 20′s at the time. But I would have never guessed early 20′s, maybe late 20′s, if that.

  30. Playlist says:

    This all seems like an easy ride for George. Stacy runs off at the mouth about supposedly dating George, then stops by his house whether he is even there or not, and George doesn’t even have to participate in the relationship at all. It’s like virtual dating, LOL. He gets his cover GF, and he doesn’t have to do a thing. George is sitting in Como smiling.

    Getting hard for dumb vapid women is in the Gay Man’s Guide to hiding your true identity. Stacy’s just doing her job to put George in the category of “oh yes, really, George really is having hot sex with a 31 year old woman, no really. And my 31 year old toned beach body is just so turned on by this 50 year old when I could be having hot sex with a guy my own age instead.” Having sex with a 31 year old man and one who is 50 are light years apart when it comes to action, stamina and recovery time. Add to that a 50 year old man who drinks like a fish, and has had serious neck problems that probably still requires medication(which means no little blue pills allowed for this guy). That does not add up to hot sex. Just like Jada and Will Smith, people who have to talk about their sex life usually aren’t having one.

    People aren’t jealous, they just want to see George dating someone who wants to be with him out of the public eye, rather than someone who needs to be with him because it brings attention to themselves. There are many things lacking in the type of women George “dates/hires” – but the one thing blatantly lacking from GC’s girlfriends is dignity.

  31. fuefinawg says:

    1.) Straight; 2.) Control freak; 3.) Will never marry; 4.) Won’t have kids.
    I don’t know why women always think they can change a man. NO! You cannot change a man! He is what he is. I do think, though, that GC sees the big picture and is able to see the future with whoever he’s with and that he doesn’t like what he sees. He’s probably an “over thinker.” Personally, I “over thought” my way out of relationships because I saw divorce in my future with that person. Honestly: Is it better to be married 3, 4, 5, 6 times rather being married once, divorcing and then saying “never again?” Look at JLo … what is this? Her 3rd failed marriage? That’s a hell of a lot of prenups at a fairly young age. And she’ll probably have 2 more within 10 years. Anyway, back to GC: He seems like kind of a nice guy who doesn’t want to get married and then lets his dick talk him into some bullshit that he doesn’t know how to get out of nicely and then makes a quick break for it.

  32. Kim says:

    She is D list and wants the publicity. She’ll ride this “relationship” for all she can before he dumps her. If he does marry it will be a sham because he is gay.

  33. Poppy says:

    Everyone’s assuming that Stacey and Clooney are actually dating. When it could just be a publicity thing for both, they have been acquainted for a few years, she seems to have been invited to spend a weekend in Como (according to the locals )but George invites everyone he knows to his Villa, he loves to show it off, there are over 18 bed rooms in his adjoining Villas, plenty of spacey for casual friends to stay a while.

    There are no photos of them together either on the lake or in LA and George and Stacey have been in separate countries for most of the time that this affair has been supposedly taking place. I have a suspicion that it suits George to let the world think he has a new hot girlfriend to squash any speculation on his romantic status and it suits Stacey to up her profile as TGFO (the girlfriend of). Who apart from wrestling fans had ever heard of her before this?

    I doubt very much we will see her on a red carpet with George, she is 5’11″ and he is not quite 5’10″, George is very conscious of his image, once she had her heels on she would make him look like a midget, something I don’t think he would like or allow.

  34. Lorenzo says:

    Her bikini is too small, she’s flashing her boobs and you can see her everything. Didn’t she find a bikini that suits her properly when she went out in public? And why she’s wearing the ridiculous hat?

  35. I am Legend says:

    “wait, I’m confused. Are you saying that you think she is older than 31? I think she looks just her age – she looks really good. I mean, if you put her and that childbride next to each other, I would totally guess the ages were switched.”

    You beat me to it. Be serious. She’s quite attractive, it’s George who’s starting to look a little worn out.

  36. coucou says:

    Lorenzo, i agree with you on the swimsuit, at least the bottom, it’s too low, but she has natural breasts and that hat is boss, she wears it well!

    Ladies – and guys for that matter – enjoy being young while you can, because it doesn’t last forever, or you could be like George and just date young chicks forever, but not having kids won’t save his flabby ass from turning into a grandpa.

    Like Jim Morrison said, NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE ;->

  37. jinni says:

    He is so obvious in his image making, PR shenanigans that it’s just makes him look sad. How is it that so many of these women just happen to say practically the same thing about wanting “kids and marriage”? It sounds like they’re reading from a script at this point. George isn’t fooling anyone.

  38. Lorenzo says:

    OMG, the hat is Boss and her breasts hanging out are natural, good to know.
    Thought the hat was ORIGINAL HUMPHREY BOGART and she looks like her own cartoon with it presenting her bikini zone to the cameras with the all American smile, yay :)

  39. Ashley says:

    I think Stacy is beautiful. Always have. I’m not really sure why you need a birth certificate. She was born in October of 1979. I don’t believe that she said any of that garbage. She’s always been discreet with all of her relationships. Sounds to me like it’s a friend trying to make a few bucks by playing “Stacy Says”

  40. Erin says:

    She was only about nineteen when she started with WCW so, 31 isn’t that far fetched. Google it. It’s all there to be read.

  41. Camille says:

    Looks wise Stacy reminds me of Heidi Klum.

    As for the story; meh.

  42. sleeze x2 says:

    “Let us choose 2 b in relationships w people we r compatible w from the beginning, instead of trying to change people to be compatible w us. “

    Thanks for sharing Stacey. That statement is so deep and profound. You are brilliant.

    Once again Clooney proves how dumb he really is by association.

    lmao

  43. pato says:

    her body!! wow
    but c´mon. he´s gay. why oh why every source has to talk about how good the sex is between him and his beard? because he needs public to believe he has sex with women!!
    I don´t get it. I used to think he was smart.