Linnocent already checked in and out of jail, spent about 4 hours behind bars


Crackie wins again! Seconds after Judge Sautner handed down Linnocent’s mandatory 30-day jail sentence, outlets got quotes from inside the LA County Sheriff’s Department regarding the actual length of time Linnocent will actually have to spend behind the bars. The sources did not give us a lot of faith in the system – because of overcrowding and budgetary issues, non-violent offenders are released from jail in a matter of hours, not days. And so it was with Linnocent this morning. Apparently, she checked into jail last night around 9 pm (and I’m using “checking in” like it’s a hotel for a reason), and she was released very early this morning. So, she had to stay the night. Barely.

Once again, Lindsay Lohan has the last laugh.

The actress was released early from an overcrowded jail Monday morning after serving just over four hours starting at 9 Sunday night, the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department confirms.

“All I can tell you is that she was already released,” L.A. Sheriff’s Deputy Tony Moore told PEOPLE early Monday morning.

A sheriff’s spokesman previously explained that Lohan could be sprung early due to a federal mandate to ease the overpopulated jail. Nonviolent offenders are routinely sent home early after serving only a fraction of their sentences.

Lohan, 25, had checked herself into the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif., after she was sentenced to 30 days in jail last week after admitting she violated probation in her DUI and necklace-theft cases.

She must now walk an extremely thin tightrope, working an additional 53 days of janitorial duty at the L.A. morgue and attending 18 more psychotherapy sessions, all by the end of March.

If she slips up, she could face an additional 270-day jail sentence, although she could be released early for overcrowding in that scenario as well.

[From People]

TMZ says that she got out at 1:30 am, meaning overall, she probably only sat in a jail cell for four hours. THE WORST FOUR HOURS EVER. Ugh. But seriously, I have to ask the question again: how dumb is this crackhead? It’s a much better bet to take whatever harsh jail sentence the judge hands down, rather than the community service and extension of the probation. What’s going to happen? The judge will sentence her to 300 days, of which Linnocent might spend a few full days behind bars, tops. And then she would have been done, and this whole cracked-out mess would be over. The Cracken is dumb as a box of synthetic hair.



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  1. gee says:

    I’m suprised she didn’t invite the paparazzi. Do you think there is another mug shot?

    I still can’t get over the california legal system.. from the cops, to the judge. Such a sham.

  2. brin says:

    Well she probably hasn’t been clear headed since the “Parent Trap” days so what do you expect from Crackie?

  3. Innocent says:

    Nah i think she is right to take the extra probation and not risk being incarcerated during the holidays.
    Even if she messes up anyway she would only do a few weeks but to ensure she is free to celebrate the holidays she should at least comply until the December hearing.

  4. Addie says:

    You know..I don’t blame her anymore for acting wrecklessly.
    If THE LAW lets you get away with serious charges with a joke of a sentance, why must she stop doing what she is doing.
    She has never had boundries, and clearly she never will.

    She is officially untouchable.

  5. RocketMerry says:

    They released her and then she killed someone by accidentally driving over them, drugged out of her skull.
    As an angry mob quickly formed around a clueless, smiling Lindsay, enabler Dinnocent shrugged, croaking: “Oh, well, Ali’s a ‘model’, so…”, and walked away in the sunset…

  6. logan says:

    California will NEVER get rid of this twit. Where else would she be treated like this? Nice to see your tax dollars going to such a worthy cause. Can’t they just ship her scanky a** to another jail? That’s what they do here in PA. She is just nasty looking.

  7. Innocent says:

    Legally she is classified as a non violent misdemeanor offender which are the least serious crimes.

  8. WTF says:

    Let the games begin ladies.

    so she now has to do 3 full 8 hour shifts at the Morgue and one session with her shrink PER WEEK…

    NOT gonna happen…..


  9. G says:

    I really prefer her to WORK off her sentence rather that sit home on house arrest or even in a cell. Maybe she’ll learn something.

  10. logan says:

    @Innocent, at the very least she is a leach on society who has handlers who know how to work the system.

  11. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Happy to see justice at work….

  12. Russel says:

    What a relief. She is such nice, beautiful and talented person. I don’t get the haters. I’m so happy for her. I’m sure if everything will go fine she will get an Oscar in 2013. Go Lindsay. Don’t let them bring you down.

  13. TXCinderella says:

    Why is the judge even bothering with this punishment? It’s not making any kind of impact on Lindsay at all. Too bad they don’t make her do hard physical labor like breaking rocks.

  14. Samigirl says:

    @Russel, with such contenders still in the playing fields like Kate Winslet, Meryl Streep, Cate Blanchett, and up and comers like Jennifer Lawrence and Elizabeth Olsen, all of which are still getting good roles, are able to get insured, etc. I’m absolutely certain Lilo will win an Oscar.

    I’m more willing to bet she gets a Brad Renfro type snub when she dies, and they won’t even mention her. She’s not even a GOOD actress, let alone an Oscar worthy. Keep dreaming.

  15. Quest says:

    Maybe LL would stay if they (the courts) tells her that it (jail) is an all inclusive A-List party for the whose who and there would be free drinks all day long.

  16. Dario says:

    Russel is actually Dina Lohan…you’ve been busted Dina!!!

  17. Azurea says:

    Methinks Russel is pulling our legs…though not very well.

  18. Dawning Red says:

    Some people count the grains of sand on the beach, others the stars in the sky. Me? I count the number of Lyndzies chins.

  19. Julia says:

    When will this parody of a justice decision stop ?

    This girl needs to be locked up 3 months at least, not necessarily in a prison but she should be banned from the publicity circus that is Hollywood.

  20. madpoe says:

    That’s is disgusting!
    My neuro doctor kept me waiting just as long! How is a dr visit and jail time end up being the same? She could’ve spent those 4 hrs in a cat nap!

  21. capepopsie says:

    What a joke. She really needs to do time so that she can WAKE UP and realize that she´s living in a real world and that she´s messing up her life. Obviously that´s not going to happen, tragic. . . .

  22. GradStudentEatingHotPockets says:

    I’m going throw down my bet and say that she messes up the weekly mandatory meetings with the psych by….NEXT WEEK! I don’t even give it two full weeks. Obviously she’s avoiding them like the plague so she must not want to go at all.

    Oh, and phone conversations do not count. I mean she physically won’t go in and get the therapy.

  23. Pyewacket says:

    It is disgusting to think if this were a minority offender or anyone else with a last name that is not Hollywood, they would be serving every second of time. I am not sure who she or her attorneys are blowing, but this is getting ridiculous!

  24. WillyNilly says:

    I have just decided that I am going to kick her in her fat white horse teeth if I ever meet her. WOW, that was violent. But seriously, I doubt that would happen for anyone else.

    ps. Perhaps Russell is just being sarcastic?

  25. miss_bhaven says:

    I think her sentence was more like ” a night of inconvenience”…disgusting.

  26. Quinnie88 says:

    Lets just face it …. the only place linnocent is ever going to spend any real time along time is a pine box.
    Her mother will continue to lie for her and enable her after all she does get a cut of all her earnings …. even her johns money, and when all else fails she know has Ali at home to bring in the bacon.
    I dont know wether to laugh of cry for this family anymore ….
    And for the record Innocent aka Dina your the one that has to live with yourself at the end of the day,

  27. Silk Spectre says:

    They could make a whole season of “Law & Order” out of that SH*T.

    Prisons are never overcrowded if your name is: Wesley Snipes, T.I., Foxy Brown, Lil Kim, Lil Wayne…

  28. Quinnie88 says:

    sounds like Russell and Innocent and serving up a big batch of delusion for everybody today.

  29. Samigirl says:

    I would HOPE Russel is pulling our leg, but with Innocent and a few other supporters running around, who knows?

  30. Innocent says:


    The therapy sessions aren’t mandatory every week. The Judge said as long as she fits the required amount in each month that Lindsay can do them anytime during the month.

  31. Anguishedcorn says:

    Pretty sure Russel’s tongue was firmly planted in cheek , people.

  32. Kaboom says:

    Without her court troubles she wouldn’t be in the media as often. She plays this to her advantage.

  33. Sassy says:

    I guess we’ll have to pin our hopes on this entitled crackie asshole going to jail if… or rather WHEN she fucks up her remaining community service and/or not showing up for her IN PERSON therapy. We can dream, can’t we???

  34. logan says:

    Oh dear, dear, dear Russel you just made legit actresses all over Hollywood blow breakfast beverages out their noses. :0

  35. Cathy says:

    Me thinks I’ll have me a couple of drinks in protest \_/\_/\_/

  36. only1shmoo says:

    QUESTION (could someone please answer this?):

    Why in the hell would judges even waste their breath, not to mention get our hopes up, by insisting that L.L. will be spending up to a month in jail when the M.O. is to let her walk in and out of detention centers as if they were revolving doors?

    Anyone? I’m as curious as I am pissed off, so I’d like to know.

  37. Seal Team 6 says:


    Put down the Sea Jasper and step away…

  38. GradStudentEatingHotPockets says:


    Pardon me, normally people do 4 therapy sessions in one month by doing one per week. As in they actually show up and do therapy with the therapist. Now, it would be pretty bullshit if someone had to do 4 therapy sessions mandated by the court and waited until the last second to try and do them (say, the day before) because that means people who are paying clients that have their own problems could very well be canceled to accommodate someone who is pretty obviously shouting, “I don’t give a shit about therapy and that’s why I’m skipping all this bullshit or trying to say that my phone calls count.”

    But you know, then again….she’ll fail. But thanks for the correction. With all the bullshit she does every single day and all the mistakes she keeps making it is just too hard for me to keep up.

  39. Praise St. Angie! says:

    I have to say…I don’t think I’m even that upset that she didn’t get real time…and WHY?

    Because this girl’s career is OVER. all she is known for now is “Mean Girls” (which was SEVEN YEARS AGO) and her legal problems. she’s become a “don’t let this happen to you” warning story.

    fighting for a role isn’t even her biggest fight…it’s fighting to GET INTO AN AFTER PARTY for a premiere.

    she embarrassed herself in front of some of the biggest hollywood players when she did that.

    and look at who her competition is…some VERY lovely, talented actresses, with NO baggage like she has. gee, Emma Stone or Hohan? Amanada Seyfried or Hohan? Jennifer Lawrence or Hohan? there are probably DOZENS of 20-something actresses that would fill a part before she would.

    she has demonstrated her entitled, unprofessional behavior to everyone, most notably (and most recently) to Ron Howard and Clint Eastwood.

    seriously, put a fork in her. she’s going to wind up like Sharon Stone’s character in Casino. stumbling down a sleazy motel hallway, coked out of her mind as she slowly falls to the floor, OD-ing.

    Let me be clear – I AM NOT WISHING THAT ON HER. It’s just the only way I see this ending.

  40. yt says:

    She could win an Oscar in 2013 if she can be insured for a film, can find someone to hire her for a legitimate film, can find the time to take acting classes and study hard, can be reinstated with SAG, can prove that she can show up consistently for anything other than clubbing or shopping, etc.

  41. Seal Team 6 says:


    It’s not proper therapy protocol to do stuff all your therapy sessions into one week, and no legit therapist would allow that. I doubt that is what the Judge intended, but you already know that.

  42. hebrokemyheart says:

    there are two types of drug addicts in this world. one that locks themselves away in their room and hurt themselves. then, there is lohan who has to maniacally run around the world hurting others. theres no hope for you, so stay in your room bitch.

  43. SLady D says:

    “she should at least comply until the December hearing.”
    Oh, Innocent you make me shake my head. Could you please tell me why she shouldn’t comply with all of them? I mean really, comply until December so she can party?
    How old are you Innocent? Do you work? Do you have a family and do they have records? Do you have a record? Are you a drug addict/alcoholic? (You don’t sound like one). Is that why you are so anti-respect when it comes to court orders? I’d like to know why you really think she should not pay for her crimes like everybody else would?

  44. SLady D says:

    #42, hebrokemyheart, re your moniker. I hope you come out of it okay. Stay strong.

  45. Shelly says:

    I agree. She should have just accepted the entire jail sentence and this whole thing would then be over with. It’s not like she’d have been in there long anyway. She should’ve taken jail over probation way back in 2007, too. Idiot. That being said, if I’m ever down on my luck and need to turn to crime, I’m moving to California where you don’t actually have to pay for the crime.

  46. LeeLoo says:

    She’s only going to get an Oscar if they create a best porno actress category.

  47. hebrokemyheart says:

    thanks SLady D! its still very fresh he was my first love, im very young. it has shaken my universe to the core. whenever i get sad i go on this site. i cant explain it but there’s something about it i find very therapeutic. and i picture you all as adorable little moms sipping cocktails and watching bravo. i love this site, and i love the writers-i think you guys are all so cute. that is all

  48. yt says:

    Lindsay could not and cannot accept the jail sentence and be done with it because there would be no drama that she could string out for years. Legal drama, personal drama, clubbing, and shopping are the only things she has left to play out in the tabloids other than the press on occasional modeling jobs. Being in the tabloids constantly is her version of having her own reality show without having to show up every day and work.

  49. LeeLoo says:


    Or we’re grad students kiling time before class.

    Stay strong! Any man that breaks your heart is not worthy of your heart! Think of the life you’d live without a man around and then live it!

  50. Nibbi says:

    thing is i don’t really care at this point if she’s “punished” or not or even (hate to say it) if she ever fully gets her life back together and somehow become wholesome and cute or stable or whatever… what TOTALLY bugs me is that it seems she poses a danger to society what with her repetitive DUI/ generally reckless behavior. she could end up killing someone. there are genuine reasons to keep ppl like that locked up til they get their shizz together

  51. DiaBLa says:

    after this 4 hour visit to the jail, there is no way she is going to comply with endless hours of CS and visits to the shrink!!! She has no fear! She must be doing someone in the jail system.

  52. the original bellaluna says:

    8’o clock in the goddamn morning, and I already want to kill someone.

    What does that say about the people I live with?

    Will read the comments and be back.

  53. Jane says:

    @Russel you are absolutely right. Lindsay deserves a second chance. The only victim of this sytuation is Lindsay. But I believe that she will be able to rebuild her career and she will show all these haters how much she is worth. She made some mistakes but nobody is saint. We need to support her.

  54. Denise says:

    As I have said on this website many times, the CA court system is a joke! Celebrities get away with everything short of murder (even then). What is more important to watch is the distance that anyone with a reputation and decent career will put between themselves and Cracken. Very soon she will not be invited to or in the presence of anyone who matters in the business.

  55. the original bellaluna says:

    gee – We (I) prefer “judicial system” or “legal system” to “justice system” as it is SO NOT that!

    logan – From your ears to God’s lips (or however WO f’s up that saying)!

    Addie – Totally in agreement about the boundaries: no one has EVER told Linnocent “NO!” so she doesn’t respect rules, boundaries, and law. She thinks she can do whatever she wants, whenever she wants, because that’s what she’s been “taught.” Consequences be damned (that’s what she was also taught, inadvertently) she’s gonna DO IT!

  56. *Roxy* says:

    Innocent is back! Crackie has fired her management team and returned to the previous one! ((

  57. Boo says:

    In my imagination, Eleanor drove LL out to dinner, waited in the car, drove her over to jail, dropped her off at Lynwood, circled the block a few times, picked her up, drove her to the Chateau, and is still there in the parking lot, waiting for LL to stumble out with vomit and feces in her hair.

    But that’s just how my imagination works.

    As for the judge, I seriously think she doesn’t give a flying f*** about this whole thing. She has to do her job to a minimum degree, and that is precisely what she did. She sentenced her and shooed her off to be someone else’s problem. She can say that it isn’t her fault that the jail released her…she did her job to its minimum degree. Good job, judgey.

  58. GradStudentEatingHotPockets says:


    Or grad students not wanting to study/fill out applications….haha. Ugh. I need to get off this site before it kills my grades 🙂

  59. Mich says:

    Meh. Am I the only one who went from Cracken-addicted to Cracken-extremely-bored? She is now officially tawdry, the point at which I jump off. Honestly, the offer to create a mould of her vag (the speculum kind) did it for me. Vomit. Ick. Linds, I (and many others on this site) represent the Oscar audience you have long coveted. Good for you for getting out of jail in less than five hours but, um, … You are now ‘Tara Reid’ to me.

  60. Seal Team 6 says:

    I see the Lohans have woken up and logged into CB.

  61. the original bellaluna says:

    @hebrokemyheart – I’m sorry for your pain, believe me, but please think of me as someone watching FX. Like, SOA and American Horror Story. Because I just CAN’T with Bravo.

    You WILL be OK, I promise. I know it hurts, but stay strong and live anyway. Pretty soon, he won’t matter.

  62. Lady D says:

    Seriously Innocent, why shouldn’t she pay?

  63. the original bellaluna says:

    Jane & Russel – There’s not a “bitch, please” big enough to encompass what you’re saying. (And Innocent, it goes without saying…)

  64. dorothy says:

    It’s sad that “Innocent” and Lindsay know how to work her sentence around the holidays. What mom would be proud to say their daughters going to be out for the holidays. My how the mighty have fallen….into the gutter.

  65. wunder says:


    Keep your chin up, and keep on being great. Remember-it’s HIS loss my dear!!! . . (btw ur so right about watching Bravo lol) But I’m not a mom-just another grad student taking a break. Checking out the stories/blogs on this sight is like a mini vacay in the middle of the day. . .

    The Cal justice system is such a SCAM!

    With a system like this, there is actually an incentive to go out and commit crimes becuz nobody’s gonna do any real time as long as it’s a misdemeanor. . .

  66. Bess says:

    I still think Linnocent is going to run into big problems between the December and January court dates. I doubt she has the self discipline to do the community service and therapy sessions mixed in with the holiday shopping, visit home for xmas and all the pre and post holiday clubbing in NYC.

  67. Criss says:

    I know you want to go out and party this weekend. But if you want to save what’s left of your career, stay home. Only go out to go to meetings, counseling and groceries for about 3 months. Call in a message and find your nearest yoga studio. Before you know it, we’ll start loving you again before all of your crazy antics started. Real stars don’t want the paps around, they run from it. Remember you’ve got a family to support.
    Good Luck.

  68. imabrat says:

    Put that wanna be celebrity in the general populace for 6 months and see how that straightens her life out.

  69. Smokey says:

    Dear Legal System,

    Thanks again.

    Be Adequite,

  70. wunder says:



  71. Kara Ann says:

    The only public service that Lindsey inadvertently provides is a cautionary tale about druge abuse…and the financial drain on the system that it causes. Depressingly, Lindsey is one of many who cannot get her shit together so the taxpayers get to encourage her to do so through the judicial system. The difference between many other non-famous addicts and Lindsey is that she had a legimate shot at stardom. She has wasted every chance that she has been given. Her “family” is just frightening. No one in her life appears to demand more and better from her (with consequences if she doesn’t comply).

    It’s sad and it makes me so angry that…there are just no words!

  72. OhMyMy says:

    Just to put things into perspective here’s a good article on the real cost:

  73. logan says:

    @Criss, you had me going there for a second until I read your last sentence.
    “Remember you’ve got a family to support.”
    Mamma Lohan is that you?

  74. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    As someone up thread said, you can get away with murder if you’re an actor/sports figure in CA (see Robert Blake and OJ) but jail time is a guarantee if you’re a rapper (see Lil Wayne and Foxy Brown) but if you’re black AND cheat the gov’t (Wesley Snipes) they lock you up and throw away the key. In other words, Linds has it made.

    @the original Bella, love American Horror Story! That “gimp” is sexy ;P Also a big Walking Dead fan.

    @hebrokemyheart, I’m sending positive vibes. As @the original Bella said, you’ve got the mom part down, but I’m a horror movie watching, heavy metal music loving funeral director/mortician. No Bravo for me (or cocktails) since I’m breastfeeding.

  75. Madisyn says:


    Meet me in ‘chat’ NOW! Please

    F*ck it, I’m callin ya

  76. Lady D says:

    Innocent, don’t make me go to TMZ to find you. Please tell me why she shouldn’t pay, just like you or me.
    OT: Where’s Madisyn? I hope she didn’t completely blow a gasket when she read the length of Crackie’s jail time. I’m a little worried, especially with Crackie’s “Jail was scary” story. I think it would be a good idea to make a large pitcher of cracktini’s and have it waiting for her. I’ll go do that.

  77. Hellen says:

    Paging Shawn Chapman Holley: Bernie Madoff on Line One! He wants to know if you can help him!

  78. original kate says:

    did her double chin get its own cell?

  79. Boo says:

    Is that who we are here? Cute Moms watching Bravo? Hmmm. I guess I’ll have to call the university that granted my Ph.D. and have the folks in charge there rescind it. Duly noted. I’ll need to get someone to take over all the classes I’m currently teaching at the university, too. I’d better get cracking.

    Sorry…I’m a little stabby today. Blame Lindsay.

  80. LawdNo says:

    This woman continues to amaze with how much she’s able to sliiiiiiiiide by. Ugh.

    I’ll admit, when I first looked at the title of this post, my eyes saw “Linnocent already checked in and out of jail, spent about 4 hours IN bars”

    That I’d totally believe. LOL

  81. rightgrrl says:

    just saw a timeline (which is now out of date) but it blows my mind how she has skated every single time she effs up

    why should she change? obviously nothing will happen to her (as far as being punished) and she will get more press. i almost think that LA court system must be in on lindsay’s little “reality show” she plays with help from the taxpayers money…but WHY would they want to make a mockery of themselves??

  82. OhMyMy says:

    @Boo: Yeah…I’m not a Bravo watching mom either. Bravo got taken off my favorites list with E! for continually shoving obnoxious as entertainment.

  83. Madisyn says:

    Lady D

    Your an angel. Belle and I both want a cracktini. You are correct, in that ‘I blew a gasket’. But so did everyone else. I’m on the phone with Belle now and were both enjoying the booze.


  84. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @Boo, LOL. I thought it was a cute description even though it’s not an accurate one.

  85. Madisyn says:

    Hey Nicole, I mean ‘Innocent’ don’t you mean


  86. Smokey says:

    @ rightgrrl – thanks for the link. I’d forgotten some of Cracken’s antics.

  87. Southern Belle says:

    Same crap, different day. I can understand the whole overcrowded jail/prison thing. But I would think that after so many times of being released early and screwing up again, they’d make an exception and find a cell somewhere for her for a few months.

    She will never learn a lesson like this. All she’s learning is that when she screws up she gets her picture all over the TV, Internet, tabloids, newspapers, etc. It’s almost like she’s figured out a relatively easy way to stay popular and to get attention without actually having to work.

  88. Kelly says:

    @Smokey, I don’t remember seeing your posts before, but you rule!

  89. atorontogal says:

    ^5 Mich!!!

  90. Orange Cone says:

    what ever happened to the three-strikes law in CA???

  91. werty says:

    Silk Spectre:
    November 7th, 2011 at 10:01 am
    Prisons are never overcrowded if your name is: Wesley Snipes, T.I., Foxy Brown, Lil Kim, Lil Wayne…
    So true but Snipes didnt pay his taxes, Lil Kim lied under oath (sp).
    T.I. Had machine guns in his car, and then got busted for posseion of drugs (think it was x) when he was pulled over.

    Altuogh if Lohan did any of that she would prob get away much easier (Less time served).

  92. ruby says:

    For some reason I am not surprised… This whole thing is a joke. It’s not even funny anymore.

  93. Euphorima says:

    @heborkemyheart and others expressing similar sentiments,

    I am sooo hooked on this website too!!! Not only the stories, but I enjoy reading the comments most of all! this site really makes my day most days.

    @hebrokemyheart, dont worry my dear, you will be fine im sure….something smilar happened to me a few months ago, the father of my 2 year old walked out … hurt for a while and still does, but it gets better with time.

    Good thing we got Celebitchy and all the humorous posts to keep us entertained.

    and oh, about LL, no comment!!! lol.

  94. gg says:

    tolja! This little idiot cow will never be stuck in jail. She can do whatever she wants. Why should she bother with the sessions or anything else? She probably likes being in court by now. Notice how she swung her hips wide and sashayed out whilst handcuffed last time – this gives her a “job” and she makes it in all the bloids. hooray. 😛

  95. Shazza says:

    werty-you know it’s funny, Willie Nelson and Nicolas Cage were charged with tax evasion and neither of them are in jail.
    Wesley said he actually paid the gov back 3 million but they decided they wanted to make an example of him, funny how Linds can keep skating by.

  96. Stubbylove says:

    I have absolutely ZERO faith in CA penal system – it doesn’t matter if/when she violates this next set of probation (fairy) terms, nothing will happen to her – it’s a friggin’ joke and she’s laughing all the way to her next Crackin escapade.

  97. Innocent says:

    Don’t be absurd Lindsay had to do a lot of stuff(rehab,no violations) to still only be on probation for the misdemeanor DUIs.
    The whole point of her 07 plea deal was rehab and redemption.
    She only just got her DWI/cocaine charges dismissed last year but if she had violated before then she wouldn’t have.

  98. Intercontinential says:

    Huh!! WTF!!

    Request to @Kaiser: please would you change L’innocents reference name to L’Houdini. We think that works better!! We have never known anybody who can get out of chains (or from behind bars)as fast as she can!!

    Wonder if she’s practising for a hiest…

  99. dj says:

    I am not even surprised anymore. This legal fiasco has become such a joke.

  100. Shy says:

    Why is it so hard to put her in jail? She is serial criminal. How much mug shots she has? Why they keep letting her go. How many of those rappers went to jail for some small crimes. And still Lohan walks free and laughs at that stupid judge. She spits in her face and stupid judge gives her another chance. Judge should have give her some 4-5 months. Then Lohan would sit in jail at least for some 3 weeks.

    Why would Lohan complete all those hours now? What will they do? Give her another ridiculous sentence?

    And remember those times when Paris Hilton was jailed for 45 days and they released her day after and then public was so furious that they put her back and she was sitting in jail for something like 20 days? Where have those times go. Public should demand justice from system.

  101. Paige says:

    So sad. They just need to send her to jail because she’s just brushing all those “warnings” off and running to the nearest crack house.

  102. Madisyn says:

    Orange Cone

    The ‘Three Strikes’ law are FELONIES people not misdemeanors. Lohan can ‘fuck with the systen all day long and NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO HER’

    True dat!

  103. Veronica says:

    I am going to be generous and give her three weeks until she messes up again…

  104. skuddles says:

    Four hours, in and out? Sounds just like a typical “date” for la Lohan. Did the nice jail also offer her an “honorarium” when it was over? Or wait, she would have gotten that up front right?

  105. Smokey says:

    @ Kelly, Thanks! Yeh, I’m pretty new. Seriously, thanks for saying “Hi”.

  106. Jazz says:

    I can’t with this bitch!

  107. JaneWonderfalls says:

    This bish needs to pay for her actions. She will never learn unless she is taught that when you fuk up, you have to deal and suffer the consequence,