Kim Kardashian tweeted the above photo last night with the message “Can’t sleep tonight…”. AND?!?! She couldn’t sleep so she decided to play with Photoshop until she rendered herself into some kind of cat-faced sexbot? Anyway… there’s lots of Kardashian news today, but considering much of it is fake tabloid drama, let’s start with the real story. Last week, Jon Hamm slammed Kim Kardashian and the purveyors of “incuriousness” in an Elle UK interview. He actually called her a “f–king idiot”. Kim responded on Monday, saying something about how awesome she is at being a producer, businesswoman, writer, etc. And now Jon Hamm has responded to her response, saying:

“It’s surprising to me that it has become remotely a story,” he told E! News. “I don’t know Ms. Kardashian, I know her public persona. What I said was meant to be more on pervasiveness of something in our culture, not personal, but she took offense to it and that is her right.”

[Jon Hamm’s comments via E! News]

Classy. I like that he didn’t apologize or claim to be misquoted. I also like that he didn’t insult her further. This is why we love The Hamm. I wonder if Kim will respond again? Hopefully not.

Now, onto the tabloid dramz. OK! Magazine reports this week that when Kim was in Paris for Kanye West’s show, “the two couldn’t keep their hands off each other… Backstage, they were really touchy-feely, and she was blatantly giving him bedroom eyes. Later, they secretly met for drinks at his hotel room. She tries to say they’re just friends, but no one is fooled. Whenever she talks about him, she gets this Cheshire Cat grin on her face and then quickly changes the subject.”

But what about Reggie Bush? What about all of those Saudi princes just waiting to add Ol’ Kat-face to their harems? Well, OK’s insider says “Kim’s still pretty hung up on Reggie, and she knows this will make him jealous. Yet, as soon as her and Kris Humphries‘s marriage went south, she and Kanye were back at it. And this trip to Paris has really heated things up.” However, In Touch Weekly claims that Reggie has already dumped Kim – a source says, “Reggie never really trusted her.” And when Kim was trying to make Reggie jealous by hooking up with Kanye, it made Reggie realize that Kim is just a cat-faced famewhore (and perhaps an actual whore): “Reggie’s been telling people that Kim’s disgusting for hooking up with Kanye. They deserve each other.” Dun dun dun. While I think Kim and Reggie were exploring perhaps getting back together, I do wonder if either of them was taking it seriously. Oh, well. I hope Kim sticks with Kanye. I think they’d be fun together.

Header courtesy of Kim’s Twitter, additional photos by Fame/Flynet.