Kris Jenner wishes her son happy birthday with a photo of herself pregnant & topless


Full Picture is linked from this one *shudder*

It’s your son’s birthday and you’re somewhat famous. To wish him a happy birthday publicly do you A) Post a cute picture of him as a baby or a child, maybe a photo of him at a christening or early birthday or B) Post a photo of yourself topless and pregnant with him, while clutching your naked breasts? If you’re Kris Jenner, we already know the answer to that one. We also have an even more egregious example of how the Kardashian girls (ok Kim, I’m talking about Kim) turned out the way they did. So this is what Kris did to wish her son Rob a happy 25th birthday, she made it all about her. To be fair to this fameho’, Kris did include some photos of baby Rob in her happy birthday post to him on her blog, she just made the header photo one of herself, because she’s the one who matters on her son’s birthday. Here’s what she wrote, and you can see this on her blog here:

Happy 25th birthday to my wonderful, handsome son, Rob!! Rob, you are the best son a mother could ask for and you make me proud every day. I love you so much!!

Well at least she didn’t post photos or video from his birth. Hand to God, Sting’s wife Trudie Styler “allegedly” did this to her son at his 21st birthday party, she put in his birth video for everyone at the party to watch. A witness said “everyone was totally shocked and just didn’t know where to look when Trudie put the video on. It was very graphic and rather gruesome. Poor Jake turned bright red. It was certainly the most talked about part of the evening.” I believe it, because that’s not the type of gossip that people could think up without it actually happening. Who would imagine that a mom would be clueless enough to do that to her adult son? The same could be said for this pregnant nekkid photo of Kris Jenner. She probably saw Jessica Simpson’s pregnant Elle photo and thought “I used to look better than that, what better occasion to show off my former pregnant physique than my son’s birthday? I’m sure he’ll be touched, since he was the fetus inside me when I used to be so hot.”

Kris is shown with Kim on 3-16-12. She’s shown with Kylie on 3-17-12. Credit: WENN.com

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  1. Astrid says:

    Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse!

    • TheFactsR says:

      I knew it was getting worse when a post about Kris Jenner taking her son to a bar to celebrate his birthday. The first thing that came to mind was how most MOMs are the better judgement for their sons NOT the morale wrong for their sons. Society already plays that part too well.

      Where is his value system when he needs it?

      Well yes and the part about her daughters speaks for itself.

      Kim is a real work of trash, Courtney not far behind and her choice of men is in the sewer, Kloe well the SEX SWING humiliation of Lamar was enough for this person, OH DID I forget the admission this year before God and all that Kris betrayed her dead husband while he was still alive and Kloe is the product of that betrayal.

      While I never have tought much of that family, it just keeps going down the sewer more and more.

      Kardashian Sewer of life.

      • TG says:

        Remember, Robert Khardashian announced to the world via a Medium that he was the one at fault in the divorce and Mama Kris is blameless. We must not leave out facts when criticizing others!! The biggest loser of them all is the son, Rob. He does nothing. And am I the only one who found Kris’s photo looking a little weird.

      • littlestar says:

        I’ve wondered what Rob does. Seems like nothing unfortunately, as he does seem like a bright guy. I remember one episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians (yes, I’ll admit to having watched a few episodes), he was complaining how everyone thinks he’s a loser, and all his friends are lawyers now, but it’s too late for him to become one. That was odd to me – he just turned 25 – how is it too late to go go law school???!!! He’d be better off if he went now, as more of an ‘adult’. Sheesh, I don’t get it. He can obviously afford to go to law school, why not do it? I mean, they aren’t going to have a reality show forever……….

      • Jay Kay says:

        Seriously! What a terrible mom! She takes her OF AGE son to have DRINK! ON HIS BIRTHDAY! God she is the face of moral corruption.

        Kris Jenner IS a shitty mom, but taking her legal-aged son to a bar on his birthday is not one of the reasons why.

    • Sarah says:

      I can just imagine her train of thought the morning of Rob’s birthday:
      “According to twitter, it’s my son’s birthday. But, how can I make it about me? Hmmm… I got it!”

      • Sugar says:

        he probably made that “it’s too late” comment because living in the celebrity Hollowood land there’s that strange mentality that 25 is !t- after that unless you are white hot- it’s over! wait- ROB
        you don’t have a career. here’s some career advice- break free from your family. don’t just reach for the dancing with the stars-

    • Angelina Moore says:

      OMG….this bitch needs help….what in the hell was she thinking?????…and poor bruce..i do alot of channel surfing and if there is nothing else on ill watch keeping up with the kardashians just to see what hell bruce is in now..and that whole paternity thing with kloe i think she just wanted to make sure for her…she knows shes trifflin

  2. FOREVER says:

    Omg I would 🔫 my mum if she did this to me, why is she waring a nappy?😜

  3. brin says:

    Not surprised in the least.

  4. dorothy says:

    This family just doesn’t get appropriate and inappropriate. Those are personal, private and intimate family photos. Is the quest for attention so great that they will share EVERYTHING with anyone? Sad, narcissistic people.

    • TheFactsR says:

      I would not be surprised if she strips next birthday from waist down and shows Rob and the world where he ACTUALLY came from… “see son from right here” “camera men did you get that for the tv show? Rob came from right here.”

      • Zelda says:

        Wow. That is an uncannily good impression.
        It IS goining to happen.

      • Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

        My coffee went all over the screen with that one thanks for the lols 🙂

      • Floridaseaturtle says:

        Haahhahahhahahahahhah, horribly nasty but true! This pic would make a good poster. Something like, “This is your brain..This is your brain on ___”. (fill in the blank…I am not sure what goes there).

      • dorothy says:

        She probably did do that, but hasn’t had time to post it yet.

      • randand says:

        Wait…when she says “right here” will she be pointing to her hoo-hah or her a-hole? Just need clarification for this one. Can’t be sure.

  5. nikzilla37 says:

    She was huge. It completely his fault that she now is a plastic surgery junkie. ;-p

  6. Marjalane says:

    I wonder how many people it took to load Kris into that red band-aid dress.

    • Karen says:

      Although it’s actual nickname is “bandage” dress, I love that you used band-aid because – well – it’s Kris Jenner and only a band-aid around her face will make that dress look better.

  7. Jackie says:

    you’re right! that is exactly what she was thinking. she wanted to show that she is just like demi/jessica with her pregnant and naked pose.

    • TheFactsR says:

      Those women aren’t the sharpest crayon in the box either, Jes has had multiple problems, Demi is having multiple problems. Kris…..

  8. Devon says:

    Kylie has no forehead.

  9. macey says:

    that pic is enough to jump start a vomit. ugghhh, as if Monday morning aren’t bad enough ;/

  10. Cindy says:

    I find it interesting that she has 5 daughters, but does this to the only boy, who is probably way more skeeved out by the whole “topless Mommy” thing than say, Kim or Kourtney would be.

  11. dorothy says:

    Nothing say’s “I love you son” like sharing with the world a picture of you pregnant in a diaper. He must be mortified. What a stupid woman.

  12. Assistantrachel says:

    Eeeeewwwwww!

  13. Samigirl says:

    Ok, seriously? Do “regular” people do this? I haven’t/wouldn’t…it’s weird to me. I think pregnant women are beautiful, but seriously? And then show yourself off to the world? If my “mom” did that, I’d die of humiliation.

    • NotSoAnonymous says:

      Actually yes. I can’t tell you how many of the people on my Facebook post these semi-nude or nude photos of themselves while pregnant. It’s absolutely a ‘thing’ now. Lots of them are girls in their lacy bras and panties. Blows my mind!

      I should mention many of these are former classmates – and I’m in my 30’s. It’s not young pups I’m talking about here, it’s grown ass adult women with careers, families, etc.

      • Samigirl says:

        …wow. I just couldn’t imagine. I don’t want to show off my pregnant body to ANYONE. Husband included, haha 🙂

    • ZenB!tch says:

      When my friend was about 8 months pregnant She was shopping in Beverly Hills she was hit on by some nut who claimed to be a photographer who (allegedly) wanted to take nude pregnant photos of her.

      She was creeped out.

      She saw it as being hit on by some perv but maybe he was a photographer.

  14. Nicki says:

    Revolting. No one needs to see that!

    • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

      @notsoanon, wow! I’m 31 and I have yet to see a semi-nude pregnancy photo on Facebook. Maybe it’s a regional thing?

  15. Helen says:

    It’s her son who must be so PROUD right now!!! Whores.

  16. Seymour Butts says:

    GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS
    GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS

    That is all … *barfs*

  17. Sm says:

    No one should publication share naked pregnant pictures with anyone but their spouse in my opinion

  18. Tiffany says:

    If I were to pick a favorite of the clan it would be Rob.I think its for the sheer fact that he survived in that household.

  19. Hypocricy says:

    Jesus Christ this family is just crass !

    What next on his next birthday ? A sex tape of mama and daddy revealing the night he was conceived ?

    Those people are just beyond immoral. Who needs a picture of his half naked pregnant mum as a birthday gift ?

  20. Minty says:

    Because this is what a decent mother does: she upstages her child on his birthday. With a topless photo, no less.

    SMDH.

  21. Missy Mara says:

    Way to embarrass your son… smfh

  22. I.want.shoes says:

    Just your typical famewhore way of turning your son’s birthday into a “LOOK AT MEEEE!” moment.

  23. Peg says:

    I’ve been neither a fan, nor a critic of the Kardashians, but this is hard to fathom. Posted? To her son? Yuck!

  24. kay says:

    Don’t click the picture!

  25. Sassy says:

    When there is nothing to watch on TV I usually turn to QVC for some lightweight entertainment. Who should appear out of nowhere on one random fashion segment but Kourtney K, showing off her pregnancy in a frock from the Kollection. Such a versatile dress that it accomodates pregnant and non pregnant women. Now, QVC is in suburban Philadelphia. This means that Kourtney flew across the country to appear in one dress for 4 minutes. These people will attend the opening of an envelope – example, milkshakes in Dubai. They consider this “working hard” and “being smart”. Disgusting group all around, and the pregnant picture of Kris is beyond understanding. And a bandage dress on an elder is not a pretty sight, it is pathetic.

  26. lilred says:

    He should count himself lucky she didn’t sing to him too.

  27. Palermo says:

    She and Kim are mentally ill, I am convinced of it now. They turn every event into something about themselves. How embarassing for Rob.

  28. Candyland says:

    Eyebleach. Get me the eyebleach!

    That’s the biggest preggo tummy I’ve ever seen cept for Jessica Simpson’s balloon belly. Kris must have mega-mega stretch marks on her belly.

    And how come her preggo boobs are so tiny? Teacup boobs. Being preggo is supposed to make you have big boobs, right?

  29. TXCinderella says:

    This family has no shame whatsoever! Kris should not be wearing a bandage dress at her age. Those should be reserved for younger, fitter women.

  30. littlestar says:

    Does it bug anyone else that even the two youngest girls, who are both under 18, have to be in the limelight all the time too? Like Chris*t almighty, let them be teenagers first! Why must they be fame wh*res already? Two more little girls who think they are now adults because of the public life they are allowed to live. Sad sad sad. They are probably emotionally stunted because of it.

  31. Justine says:

    Is it just me or is she having a totally different face in that old pic? She barely ressembles herself nowadays!

  32. Anon says:

    My sons, soon to be 25 and just turned 26—would call and ask me what the hell is my problem if I posted a pic like that. Not that I have any naked pics of me pregnant (or anyway) to post.
    Justine: you are not the only one that thinks Kris doesn’t look like Kris anymore.

  33. Ravensdaughter says:

    She either has a very high opinion of her looks, or maybe something twisty is going on sexually between her and her current hubby. I hope she is past “the change” now-no magazine photos of her preggers, please!

  34. Bobby the K says:

    She’s getting bigger too, what is she doing, eating that dog gone lube?

  35. ZenB!tch says:

    1. She’s not hot – she has a mullet, her boobs are pretty small for someone with that weird giant belly (the angle or slope looks weird to me but maybe the boobs hide that in normal women?)

    2. Trudie whats it is the most repulsive woman on this planet. Just seeing her name makes me ill.

  36. Marie Antoinette Jr. says:

    Being that these people are so irreverent, disrespectful, and crass about absolutely EVERYTHING, I can see why KJ might think this is funny in a twisted way–meant to embarrass the son.

    But if she meant it as a thoughtful or meaningful gesture then she is definitely in a bad, bad place emotionally and mentally.

  37. Amy says:

    Oh. dear.

  38. galaxygirl says:

    Joan Jett hair & her nose was totally different…doesn’t look like her?

    I will never do that!

    One way to make him become a monk.

  39. Hazel says:

    Pic proves shes had a boob job. Boobs are biggest in preg/breastfeeding… Look tiny there, shes usually got her fake knockers hanging out. Gross

  40. Cheryl says:

    “You stay classy, San Diego…”

  41. Sugar says:

    Was this drunk-posting? Because I’m not feelin it Kris-sure you did it as a gesture of your love for your son. I guess i get that (not really) but HEY i wouldn’t/couldnt even
    imagine what my son (in his mid 20’s) would/could say to me if I did something like that.

  42. hillbillygirl45 says:

    I can’t think of anything to say…..this is frikkin’ NASTY!!! RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, ROB……..AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

  43. deb says:

    kids are not supposed to know this other side of their parents. okay birds and bees but… um…
    or maybe it’s just me. okay i know the mechanics that led to my being in this world. but by golly i don’t want to imagine how, or see or… no.

  44. Meanchick says:

    Big mistake looking at this. I just ate. She has no shame. None. Zip. Zero. Nada.

  45. Paula says:

    She is disgusting!