Octomom poses in her undies, pr0n king says “your market value has diminished”

This story came out yesterday but we didn’t want to touch it and are only giving in now that there’s a follow-up. We’re not posting the semi-nude pics of Octomom. We’ll just give you a link and a severe warning – there are things which cannot be unseen.

Octomom can’t live in her house anymore, having missed her mortgage payments for months while her kids have trashed the place. So she needs some cash to rent another house, and she posed semi-nude for the UK publication Closer for a reported $10,000. This is much less than the $100,000 she got for her bikini photoshoot with Star two years ago.

Of course Octo denies getting plastic surgery, in a roundabout way, despite the fact that her stomach looks all kinds of tucked and pulled. You can tell that her bellybutton is man made. And she talks about how men want her, but claims she’s going to remain celibate. This is all crap we’ve heard from her countless times before, including the fact that she’s always broke and can’t pay her mortgage despite making decent money for these photos and interviews. You can read details from the Closer interview here. We’ll just report on this story from TMZ, which quotes Vivid head Steve Hirsch as offering her $100k for three hardcore scenes. This is just 10% of what he offered her in 2009. Octo has repeatedly pledged never to do pr0n.

In case you didn’t know, Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch offered Nadya Suleman $1 MILLION in 2009 to star in her own skin flick — but Octo turned him down.

Hirsch made a second offer in 2010 to help bail her out of foreclosure — $500,000 for ONE hardcore scene — but Octo rejected that too.

Now, in the wake of Nadya’s topless photo shoot, Hirsch is making one final push to lock the mother of 14 into a pr0n contract — except this time … he’s not offering 7 figures … OR half a million … not even close.

Hirsch sent Octo a letter yesterday, offering her a paltry $100,000 to appear in THREE hardcore sex scenes — claiming, “Regrettably your market value has diminished.”

She might need the money, but don’t count on Nadya chomping at the bit any time soon — Octo called in to TMZ Live yesterday, and seemed pretty adamant she’d never do pr0n in a million billion years.

[From TMZ]

Well if she’s not going to do it, it’s not relevant to her. It seems like a cheap shot for this Hirsch guy to keep bringing it up, but maybe he figures she’ll break down and do it eventually, and that it’s free press for him. It’s not like Octo hasn’t gone back on her word before. I only hope that her kids are getting decent care. Let’s face it, how can one person with a shifting view of reality reasonably care for 14 kids, 8 of which are all three years old? I doubt I could even babysit eight three year-olds for a day.

Octomom is shown with her 1.0 Anne Curry eyebrows in 2010. She’s since replaced them with caterpillars. Credit: Fame Pictures

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  1. GlitterSha says:

    The State will take these children away from her before they reach their 5th birthday… I’m just saying. This can Not end well…

    • gg says:

      I’m with you, but WHAT is taking them SO LONG??

      I’ve seen her on Oprah, Dr. Drew, etc., and seen how these people have tried to help her, because she comes in there and says she is so desperate for help, and then they send her help, and she won’t accept the help off-camera, and then keeps on doing the same bad patterns. Suzi Oermann gave her a smackdown and told her to stop wasting money on herself, and other frivolous things. You can guess what happened.

      I cannot stand the constant lying. Who knows what tiny part of her drivel is the truth?

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Cali is SO messed up, you guys. CPS takes away kids from parents accused of abuse (who happen to be innocent) and leaves kids with parents or foster parents who end up killing the kids. Here’s a link, though it’s not for the faint of heart.


        I can’t find a link to the story of the Navy man falsely accused of molesting his daughter (despite her consistent claims that a stranger had taken her out the window; hurt her; and returned her to her bad). He and his wife lost EVERYTHING. They took the kids away; he lost his naval career; they even tried to prosecute him. They ended up paying the family a sizable settlement (because it WAS a stranger who came in the window), and the family left San Diego (not that I blame them).

      • Janet says:

        California is like other states in that they need evidence that the kids are being abused and/or neglected before they can remove them from the home. I agree with you, I think she has more than a few screws loose, but so far nobody has been able to show that she is neglecting or abusing any of the children.

        It will be interesting to see what will happen 10 years from now when she has 14 teenagers in the house. God help her neighbors.

  2. Blue says:

    She has to have money I mean how can she look like that with no help and 14 kids. Plus she’s always off somewhere. Lol @ her denying any surgery, as if a woman who cared 8 babies can “bounce back” in 2 months.

    • Laurie M. says:

      She received monthly Workers Comp payments for years as well as a final payout for a “bad back” but was getting IVF treatments at the SAME time! In fact, a day or two after complaining to Workers Comp doctors about severe back pain to the point of being bedridden & unable to care for her oldest son, she was back in for embryo implantations. Have you seen the pics of her giving “horsey rides” to 2 or 3 of her kids at once? That was at the SAME TIME she was claiming a severely disabled back & unable to do anything. Hmmmm…sounds suspect. I read her WC docs (all public record) on an Internet Chat Forum.
      She has not worked a real job since 1999!! Between the WC money, (according to the Today Show) disability money for three kids, and the $ since the octuplets were born, there was plenty of cash.

  3. normades says:

    What an idiot. Stupid idea which backfired big time.

  4. Laurie M. says:

    HOW can this woman claim to have never had any plastic surgery? She has more scars consistent with plastic surgery, a slit belly button (a giveaway of a tummy tuck), obvious cheek and perhaps chin implants, as well as lips so puffed up they are about to burst open. I’ve noticed her fake mink eyelashes too. There is nothing real or natural about her!!

    • gg says:

      She has a BS story that she launches into, to go with every feature of her body when questioned about her obvious surgery, and claims her older kids get teased in school because they, too, have fluffy eyelashes and huge lips (not) and try to hide them. She lives in a world of make-believe and needs therapy, badly.

  5. Agnes says:

    ugh, was there ever a market for that?

    i feel awful for the kids, they don’t deserve this.

  6. po says:

    When I look at her I see someone with mental issues so the choices she makes I can’t really pick apart because she obviously is not all there, but I thought thats what we have a Child Protective Services Agency for. I also wonder if the doctor who helped her concieve the octuplets does any type of screening of his patients for mental issues now that he can’t say he doesn’t know any better.

  7. Jenna says:

    She looks better in those pap shots of her in the red tank top than she does in that photoshoot. Sheesh.

  8. Laurie M. says:

    Suze Orman told Oprah that Nadya made enough money when the babies were born to buy her house outright and not have to worry about money until the kids were probably 18. But Nadya SQUANDERED it all!! Now she wants more handouts and sympathy? No way. She chose to have 12 embryos implanted, she chooses to keep all her oldest kids in PRIVATE school and declares she will NEVER give that up. Then she can find a JOB! Octomom has not worked a real job since 1999.

  9. Mary jones says:

    Yes because men are all slobbering to get with a woman with 14 kids. Also shes not attractive I think shes hideous inside and out.

  10. dahlia noir says:

    Those kids break my heart. Her ? She can go to famewhore’s circle of hell.

  11. sup says:

    thanks to celebitchy for this post along with all the lindsay posts dieting has never been this easy. hunger cravings are completely gone.

  12. Darlene says:

    In the photos, I am quite certain I can see a long tummy-tuck scar…does she say that’s from her c-section? Perhaps she had a tuck following the c-section in one procedure? I have heard of that happening.

  13. Maya says:

    This woman just disturbs me so much. People like this should not become parents – especially not to that many children!

    I mean, say what you will about the Duggars (and I certainly don’t agree with some of the nonsense they’ve been spouting recently), but when it comes to their children, they do seem like caring, committed parents. At least from what I’ve heard…haven’t ever seen their show, 100 Kids and Counting or whatever the hell it’s called nowadays. I think eventually they’ll just call it Who’s Still Counting?

  14. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    Octo now looks like Kim Kardashian, they have the same look in their eyes but to Kims credit at least she hasn’t bred (yet)

  15. Samantha says:

    Can someone please tell this woman that her 15 minutes is long up so that she can disappear into oblivion once and for all!(Btw,just clicked on the link and oh boy I nearly threw up on my notebook at the mere sight of those photos!)

  16. Andrea says:

    Can someone please tell me who a mother of 14 is out and about without any of her children? This is one of the only photos I’ve seen with her and one of her kids.

  17. Madpoe says:

    I use to believe in Heaven , til I clicked that link! *cuddles a Care Bear*

  18. Katie says:

    Aside from her stupidity in having that many children without a viable source of income, y’all are being harsh on her body.

    As mentioned above, the photos don’t look very airbrushed, so I honestly think she looks pretty decent considering.

    • Fritzi Schnitzer says:

      One cannot be ten degrees of fug, pose for money almost naked for a MAGAZINE and NOT expect people to comment on her pasty, scarred up, chop shopped, gravity ravaged body. That is all.

      • Katie says:

        Well sure, she should expect people to comment and she does look a bit rough. But, I compare her body that we’re slagging to mine. I might even look worse in those pics even though I supposedly have a banging, no surgery, no kids, lower body fat, but pastier body. Don’t y’all do the same?

        She’s kinda’ an “everywoman” if you take solely her body into account.

  19. gg says:

    She has a constant stream of lies. I want to feel bad for her, but the lying just throws that right out the window. You cannot be a big fat liar and then expect people to help your lying ass.

  20. Cathy says:

    She’s pathetic. She doesn’t deserve sympathy, she brought this on herself. Her kids are the only ones who get my sympathy.

  21. The Truth Fairy says:

    This woman is mentally ill, no doubt about it.

  22. Jazz says:

    I always forget about this trick until she’s out of money then rears her ugly head in the media.

  23. jano1981 says:

    In the photo where she’s in “sweats” its pretty obvious why she doesn’t have money. That’s A&F down to sandals I think and tank. At least $140 on 1 outfit. Broke people aren’t supposed to do that! I can afford my home and kids but don’t spend like that anyway.

  24. Zigggy says:

    Ew, those nude undies are so disgusting.

  25. ceenitall says:

    Has anyone actually seen the 8 kids lately? Are they being monitored by some outside person to make sure they are being taken care of?

    • Laurie M. says:

      Dr. Drew made a surprise visit to her house. He saw the 8 stuck in their room watching tv and he commented that the room had a strong odor of “pee pee”. He even made her leave the door open to air out the room! It was really sad for the kids, and she is a tad bit off the line of normal.

  26. Kittypants says:

    Yikes. She looks like a busted Russian prostitute in that photoshoot.

  27. the original bellaluna says:

    She needs to disappear. Just move to one of those places where she can afford a house (I’m thinking Detroit – sorry, DetroitRiotGirl – or somewhere in Ohio) and just stay gone.

    No more underpants pix; no more nearly-naked pix; no more porn threats.

  28. Nanz01 says:

    She has said she won’t do porn. Now she’s posing nude (nud-ish? I can’t bear to look at the link). Can you imagine the promises she will break in order to feed those kids? While my heart cannot muster sympathy for her as an individual, I am aware that certain “business opportunities” will take advantage a woman in her position – with zero options. Plus, she’s probably mentally ill (bipolar, right? or something). Creeps are just lying in wait for her to come crawling. Makes me sick. And she’ll probably have to do it until those kids reach legal age. Now that is SAD.

  29. Rant says:

    “a severe warning – there are things which cannot be unseen.”

    *sigh* I was given a direct warning, and I STILL clicked on the link. Why do I do this to myself?

    *flour-bombing monitor*

  30. Crystal says:

    I always confuse her with that woman Mel Gibson left his wife for.

  31. Maritza says:

    She should have accepted the offer of doing a reality show when people were still interested, now it’s too late. She critized Kate Gosselin but at least Kate hasn’t had shed her clothes to the media.With that money she should pay the full price for a modest house that will accommodate her and her 14 kids because no one in their right mind will rent/mortgage her a house again. It’s a miracle social services haven’t taken those kids away from her already.

  32. laylajanelovesgossip says:

    Whoever took those pictures really hates her. It seems like they tried to take the worst pictures ever…She looks better in the candid shots then the photoshoot!!!

  33. ZenB!tch says:

    I only looked at the first photo – those eyebrows!

  34. Sugar says:

    there was a wacky woman who lived in a shoe who had so many children she didn’t know what to do…

  35. mimi says:

    How pissed are abercrombie and fitch that this janky mess is wearing their line? Lol

  36. kc says:

    No surgery? She has a coin slot for a belly button!

  37. Lauren says:

    Why was an impoverished, mentally ill woman given fertility treatments over & over again? There should be some laws in place to prevent another tragedy like this one.

  38. Bette_noir says:

    There never was a reality show offer for her to turn down. Oh, she wanted one! She trolled for one! She begged, she pleaded, she groveled. But the only taker was the porn guy. So, she started claiming that she didn’t want it as a way to save herself the embarrassment of having every door in “the business” slammed in her face.

  39. Joel says:

    That all she can do – pose nude and give birth