Pamela Anderson forgets her pants in Berlin – twice

Pamela Anderson
Here’s Pamela Anderson strutting her stuff in Berlin in a canary yellow sweater onesie that would be too short for an average 10 year-old. I want to find something to like about this outfit, but even her shoes are bad.

Pam was attending the launch party for a new alcoholic beverage called “Andaloe,” since it’s such a great idea to have someone with Hepatitis C promote booze. She’s still got “it,” if by “it” we mean the ability to embarrass her poor teenage sons in every single outing she makes. That ship has pretty much sailed already, though. This is how Pam regularly dresses, and how she still occasionally gets some attention on a slow gossip afternoon like today.

Pam got some other attention earlier this week, because she’s one of the celebrities who owns a ton of money to the tax man. Honestly those stories make me feel much better about myself when I’m stressing over filing my taxes. Pam isn’t at Wesley Snipes-levels of tax evasion yet, but she owes over half a million to California and made the list of the top 500 delinquent taxpayers in the state. She’s owed the state of California money since at least 2009.

Pamela Anderson

She’s still hustling at 44. The sweater romper is actually more demure than the t-shirt and nude-colored leggings she wore in Berlin to deliver a message from PETA to the German Minister of Economics, Philipp Rösler, on the seal skin trade. Rösler was off having a currywurst or something so she just gave it to an office worker.

Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson

Here she is in a cuter mod-style dress on 4-18

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  1. Jackie says:

    wow. she looks like ten kinds of hell…like a tired hooker.

    it must be hard to accept that you are no longer a 20 year old sex kitten.

    she is in desperate need of a makeover.

    • reeree says:

      I hate to say it but she hasn’t been aging well for the last 10 years. her bout with hepatitis c and all the boozing have worn her looks, despite her vegetarianism. I think an urgent makeover is in need where she goes for a more subdued look with softer makeup and smarter clothes. she could also desperately use eyebrow transplants. She’s still in good shape even though the implants are horrific.

    • corny says:

      especially when you choose to wear pink leggings

  2. Justine says:

    Wonderful city, not so wonderful woman.

  3. Orly says:

    Good grief. She is so full of try.

    • DreamyK says:

      The pic of her in the yellow jumper: she looks like she just cut the cheese and smelled it.

      Girl looks rough.

  4. heatheradair says:

    AH, so she matches her outfit to her booze! That’s sort of a level of awesome that had never occurred to me to try before…..

  5. Rhonda says:

    I think for a woman who says she prefers to be naked, these are demure looks ;).

  6. Hanna says:

    Gross.. Just ew!
    Her teenaged childen must suffer..

  7. Gene Parmesan says:

    This is for women nowadays with no talent who base their careers on sex,their body and not much else.ex)the two Olivias Munn and Wilde, Brooklyn Decker e.t.c and Kellan Lutz, this is your OG and where you will be in 20years, grasping for relative attention while looking a damn fool!!

  8. Jane says:

    The belt buckle sagging into her crotch is the worst part.

    • MJ says:

      It’s bad, but at least it shields us from what lies beneath it… a nasty yellow camel toe.

  9. Quinn says:

    That’s a face that would make a freight train take a dirt road.

  10. velourazure says:

    how many pounds of makeup does she go through in a year?

  11. Lisa says:

    Well, if you’ve got the figure for it…

  12. qwerty says:

    she has really nice legs!

    • Coucou says:

      Thank you qwerty, glad to see someone being nice to Pammie. I agree, her legs are amazing. But i did not like seeing her in flats! Anyway, she’s got kids to support and apparently taxes to pay and so girl has to work – at least she’s doing something legitimate, despite what people say about her age or appearance. When i see the young girls now who think it’s cool to be “high class” prostitutes rather than work in a mall or something, i’m not gonna waste my time tearing Pam down.

    • Jag says:

      I think she looks the best she has in years. She’s done something to her face and people need to realize she’s 44 years old with a body like that! She works hard for her family, too. People need to give her more props, imo.

    • Marie Antoinette Jr. says:

      Agreed. Pam looks great. She’s always dressed oddly–why change now?

  13. lower-case deb says:

    i am really intrigued by her definition of “meeting-with-the-minister” workwear. i’m not saying she has to go in full-blazered like some hedge fund manager but… um… i’m fresh out of words. well at least consider something most people wear at home/gym/quick-milk-run.

    though i guess it’s better than literally applying the peta tagline of going au naturel rather than wearing fur.

    however, i can’t decide whether the minister would be present if she went au naturel, or the whole office block would book the other direction upon sighting such a vision.

    can’t believe she’s 44.

  14. Dhavy says:

    What type of man would find this woman attractive? Dear Pam, old rockers go for your younger version, your time has passed

  15. tar says:

    You know, she has an amazing body, especially considering her age, just look at her legs! I just don’t understand why she dresses so skanky. I get that the sexed up kitten image is her thing, but it ends up looking more trashy than sexy.
    It wouldn’t take much… imagine if she had a cute little black skirt over that yellow turtleneck onsie, and less black eyeliner, she would look amazing! The dress with the flats is more like it. I’m all for working the sexy, but class it up a bit.

  16. keats says:

    ‘…owes a lot of money to the tax man.’ I originally read that as ‘wax man.’ Judging by the length of her hem, that’s probably true, too.

  17. SnarkySnarkers says:

    I think the one thing that stands out to me in all this is that…She really thought she needed this catastrophe romper in yellow AND orange??!

    Edit: Also notice the hole in the armpit area in the first picture. C’mon Pam!

    • polk8dot says:

      Good eye! I did not notice it the first time around.
      How …. typically …. cheap

      • Snowpea says:

        Wow polk8dot, you gotta lot of hate for poor old Pam don’t you?

        You must feel pretty good as you sit behind the safety of your laptop being mean about a woman who’s never done ANYTHING wrong to anyone…except dress in a manner that offends your sensibilities.

      • Jaye says:

        Hey Snowpea…why are you picking on polk8dot? She certainly wasn’t the only one to make disparaging(and funny)comments about Pam.

  18. blonde on the dock says:


  19. Cleveland Girl says:

    Over the hill hooker

  20. Tanguerita says:

    Am I seeing things or is there a hole in the armpit area in the orange onesie?To add the insult to the injury…

  21. Amanda G says:

    Her face is busted. I don’t even think she has an attractive body type…too top heavy. And those eyebrows…eek!

  22. Marie says:

    Her and Jenny McCArthy are morphing into the same face/ look.

  23. bigchili says:

    When I’m on vacation I always try to order a drink that matches my outfit. Started doing it on girls weekends in my 20s and have kind of stuck with it – it’s just a fun way of ordering different things. Maybe Pammy’s just trying to do the same thing? lol

  24. LindyLou says:

    I wonder what’s she doing in that picture where she lifting her one butt cheek??? hmmmm

  25. The Bobster says:

    The girl needs to get herself some sandals that fit properly.

  26. JudyK says:

    She doesn’t have one ounce of class. Pure trash.

  27. Holden says:

    She always looks like she just farted to me.

  28. mollie says:

    She just needs to keep the sunglasses on, and then you can pretend it’s the pretty Pam.

  29. Snowpea says:

    Oh my goodness – not one comment saying anything nice!

    I LOVE Pam! Yes she’s always been trashy and is now not dealing with ageing very well, but she’s always come across as sweet and self deprecating and she’s always seemed like a really lovely mum to those boys of hers…

    So she’s ageing disgracefully? Good for her! If I still had her cute legs at 44 I wouldn’t be hiding them under slacks either. I think she’s utterly adorable.

    Note to cb posters: Getting old isn’t a crime y’know! The way you lot carry on, you’d think she has committed some heinous act merely by having the gall to get older…

    • polk8dot says:

      How funny that you just focus on one thing to the exclusion of everything else, and twist it to fit your theory.
      Nobody is bitching about her AGING. We are bitching about her total lack of self awareness, and shoving her nasty, leather-skinned skank face in ours without regard for how traumatizing that might be.
      If you were less blinded by whatever your issues are, you might have noticed all the compliments for her figure, and especially her legs.
      The fact that she’s not content, like a normal, smart woman, to just highlight her assets, but instead clings to the dreams of days past, is what’s annoying, but even more than that, very sad. This woman has evidently completely NO self worth, and no sense of self separate and distant from her looks. Maybe if she looked in the mirror from time to time, instead of at just her own posters from years gone by, she’d be much better off.

      • Snowpea says:

        Polk8dot – these comments,”nasty, leather-skinned skank face” and “If you were less blinded by whatever your issues are” really do you no favours.

        You are a very angry person.

        Next time, dear, maybe take a few deep breaths BEFORE you post.

    • Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

      I am a Pam fan too, and think she is aging well – she certainly looks a lot younger than a lot of celebs out there who are decades her jr (kim k, lohan,) and has a nice smile rather than an annoying smirk (lookin at you emma roberts) and has kind eyes.

      • Jaye says:

        You’ve obviously never seen her without the tons of makeup she wears.

        She does have great legs and a fantastic figure for someone 44 or 24 for that matter. The issue is that she’s no longer the 20 year old starlet. And she can STILL show off those legs and bring the sexy while dressing more age appropriately. Her current clothing choices make her look like a Rock of Love reject.

  30. dorothy says:

    Nothing is more sad and pathetic than an old woman trying to be a young girl again. The gig’s up Pam, everyone knows your age.

  31. jferber says:

    Since when is 44 an “old woman”? I’m with Snowpea on this one. Give her a break. She is NOT a hooker, nor has she ever been one. She has always dressed this way and she has every right to dress as she always has without the whole friggin’ world (at least the world of women) getting all offended by her. Get a grip, people. All the hate because she’s not 24 doing this, but 44? So the f— what? Save your vitriol for people who really deserve it. Pam has done nothing wrong.

    • Becky1 says:


    • islandwalker says:

      Seriously! Sure she needs better styling but she is hardly an ‘old woman’. This happens a lot on this site and the negative comments are mostly from women.

      I’m 57 and was at the beach all day (I live in the Bahamas) wearing (shield your eyes, protect the children) a tankini. Oh the horror!!!! Crowds ran away shrieking in terror. Jeez, are older women supposed to live in caves? I got news for you all, you are right behind us.

      It’s her life, how does it effect any of you? If she wants to look like that, who cares?

    • crazycatlady says:

      I agree, jferber. I admire Pamela for several reasons. First – her work for PETA. Second – SHE HAS NOT FALLEN VICTIM TO JFS! She is in her mid-40s and looks NATURALLY GOOD for her age! Newsflash, folks: this is what a real woman looks like at 44. Not to mention, a few years back she even admitted that she doesn’t work out a whole lot.

      So I suggest you hate-spewers check yourselves. Because you obviously think famous women should succumb to JFS. And that’s just bullshizz.

      Lastly, she knows her brand. She’s A Little Bit Hoochie, A Little Bit Rock ‘n’ Roll. What is she going to do, change her brand to Soccer Mom just because she’s 40-something? Pphht.

    • polk8dot says:

      @ ‘Pam has done nothing wrong’ – ???
      Really? I think she’s doing all kinds of wrong dressing like that and going out in public! And it is not just wrong, it is a fricking crime against common sense and even the lowest level of taste, for a woman with two teenage boys to be chasing her skany glory days by denying the passage of time, and trying to hold on to dying dreams.
      At some point you just have to see the light and accept that things change, and you need to accomodate these changes, or face the laughter and derision. She clearly chooses the latter, and all power to her. But do not expect everybody else to say ‘you still look HOT’ when you are 200 years past your expiration date.
      She has the right to dress how she wants, but as we are the ones that have to see that calamity, we have the right to laugh heartily at her sillies.

  32. Snowflake says:

    hey at least she’s got the body for these outfits. unlike some of the people wearing this kind of stuff. pam is pam. she’s got a great figure.

  33. Elizabeth says:

    I remember being on Vancouver Island a few years ago and she was promoting these luxury condos. I guess that’s how she gets by now – that and appearance fees. Kinda sad.

  34. emu says:

    I kind of love that sweater romper.. if it wasn’t actively trying to give her camel toe and in the orangish color it looks like on the top photo

  35. imo says:

    Wow! So much negativity! Please lord let me look this hot at 44!

    • crazycatlady says:


      • Annie says:

        I think Pam looks good too – yes, rather skanky and she’s dressed too young of course – but good nonetheless. It’s the look Leann Rimes goes for and fails.

  36. Scout says:

    I know someone who met her in person. Said she was disgusting – dirty looking, with bad skin, just plain old gross. They fix her up in these photos but evidently, she is pretty skanky! I feel bad for her kids….geez, a kid should be able to have a mother they can be proud of. She is just gross!

  37. Cirque28 says:

    Pamela’s body is in great shape, but… the ankle straps of the shoes are buckled/tied over the leggings? WTF? This has to be the result of some wardrobe malfunction and she had to wear those leggings (and the shoes that don’t remotely work with them) at the last minute.

  38. Hootie Hoo says:

    She still has a great figure but she just needs better styling overall. Kinda of feel for Pammie, she’s from the town I live in now – know some of her family, good people. She’s a good egg overall.

  39. original kate says:

    she sneers when she smiles, like someone pooted under her nose.

  40. Jennifer12 says:

    I appreciate that Pam Anderson has a commitment to helping animals, but she is nearly 45 years old and needs to change her personal style. Enough already.

  41. Michelle says:

    Once a skank, always a skank.

  42. 6 says:

    I love the guy on the street. The look on his face is hilarious. We stress about age so much in our society. We are bunch of uptight (insert favorite expletive here). That being said she does look really rough but she does look like she is in great shape body wise. Advertising has done a great job of imprinting what we should all think and feel about youth and aging.

  43. Patty says:

    Be nice, she is just trying to make some dough to pay the tax man! Boy, can I ever so relate! That is what she knows and how she has spent her career. Who’s to say her boys love her just as she is as they should

  44. anya says:

    It’s really not the clothes- it’s the eyebrow and lipliner situation.
    That is all

  45. says:

    Somebody should tell her that make skinny jeans in that pink colour- and they are much more effective at camouflaging your crotch.

    No one over the age of 1 hold wear onesies.

  46. bagladey says:

    I think I see a hole in the underarm of the onesie in the header pic where it looks orange. Oh and, Pam still has great legs.

  47. Elina says:

    Picture 5 looks like she’s trying to take a shi*

  48. yo momma says:

    SHES ONLY 44?!

  49. Beatriz says:

    Call me crazy, but I like her. I do wish she would start wearing more demure make up-that smokey eye just makes her look older.

  50. Becks says:

    Tired hooker!

  51. BlackSwan777 says:

    she looks hot for 44! Some women just aren’t born with style, pam’s a good example . . .ladies keep your eyebrows natural, the chola look is so tragic.

  52. jferber says:

    Oh, bull—- to all the “tragic, nasty, skanky, leatherface, trashy” comments. I just don’t get the hate for Pam. So if I walked into a room with pencil-thin eyebrows wearing a onesie at 44, would you be so enraged by my style crimes and age crimes that I’d be in physical danger? Misogyny is just so cool like that! Way to go, ladies!

  53. Dara says:

    I’m completely appalled by the amount of negativity. You people are mean. I think she looks amazing and obviously takes great care of herself, and to top it off she’s an incredibly sweet person. She’s never put her kids in the public eye, so who here has the right to assume anything about them or how they feel about their mom? It’s another sad case of women just waiting to pounce on someone who easily qualifies as one of the sexiest women around. It’s this kind of pressure and hatred (there’s no other way to put it) that causes these women in the public eye to strive to stay young, at any cost. I say leave her alone. She’s actually a good person with a good heart.

  54. Jilly says:

    Love her in the Pucci-esque dress & flats! Love her, period. All my besties growing up were “slutty.” She reminds me of them. 🙂

  55. Dredz says:

    After Bardot, which other celeb really puts more time on animal charity than Pam? I admire her for that. I don’t care about how she looks, so long as she’s with good cause.

    Also, if any of her PR people is reading this, I hope Pam can bring attention to the dog meat trade in China, it’s heartbreaking and really must be banned.

    • Vesper says:

      There are many people in the public eye that volunteer or promote animal welfare. Pam does the ocassional PETA ad – doing what she loves best (getting attention for wearing next to nothing). As well she attends a few events here and there, or makes a few comments when she is promoting another event. She certainly doesn’t seem to do anything for PETA that requires much of her time. Like the rest of her life she puts in a mediocre effort. Also, because she looks and acts like a skank most people don’t pay attention to whatever she is promoting. If u want to be taken seriously u don’t act like a porn star.

      Linda Blair is one example of someone who does good work in the field. Check out the website below.

  56. Meanchick says:

    I’m a fan of Pammy. She took hustle to a whole new level. I hate to see her going out like a sucka. She could add some miles to her career if she knew when to put on some damn clothes. It’s not always cute. I’m rooting for ya Pammy, get it together!

  57. ohiogirl says:

    She looks like a blonde Fran Drescher in the “mod dress”. In fact, Fran Drescher would be a good person for her to pick up some style tips from. Fran still totally flaunts her sexiness and does NOT dress frumpy at all. Pam is so cute, I’d just love to see her wearing proper clothes! (And this is not about her age, I wish my body looked more like hers and I’m only 30-some of the outfits wouldn’t work on anyone).

  58. mememe says:

    Someone dubbed it a “Onesie”

  59. 2Hilarious says:

    she should have forgotten the top aswell. Besides the girl has her type of clothes that match her tpe of style…

  60. sasa says:

    Love the fact that she seems to not give a f***. It’s just clothes people, she’s not harming anyone. Her style has always been and still is tragic. But it’s her style.

    You are allowed to dislike it but to call her a bad mom because of clothes is ridiculous.

    The general notion that it’s okay to dress sexy only if you’re young enough is basically women demeaning women. You will eventually make your own life more difficult by encouraging these prototypes and rules.

    • Jaye says:

      Yeah…I don’t think she’s a bad person or a bad mom and I admire her dedication to animals. But as you so accurately stated…her style is tragic.

  61. wunder says:

    At first glance, I thought her ‘peta’ letter said ‘puta’.
    (Hey, context is everything!)